Letterman Vs Swerve - SWERVE WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 8
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Letterman Swerve

[Swerve]

We gonna try this again?

Straight 10 big homie

[Letterman]

Good thing I randomly decided to get on lol

[Letterman]

Ext

[Letterman]

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did
This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean
He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team
Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy
Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face
& when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate

[Swerve]

So ummmm.......


Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.
Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler,
But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record.
You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.

[Bash]

Melo trimble

Vs

Hoyer

V-Swerve. Dont think either really tried so im just going off og what i daw that hit the hardest and im giving swerves bar the nod.

[Schadenfreude]

Opener, Rikishi, Melo Trimble

Opener, letterhead, texans, closer


Overall SWERVE took it, meaner & cleaner w/ the punches.

[Saint]

Have swerve here, all I liked from letter was that Mello trimble line. 357 cool idea but I hate the number plays like this, but it is what it is, keyed verse, but thx for showing...

Swerve letter flips were ehhh to M but the Hoyer and closing lines got it

Vote swerve

[Denton]

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did

started off well but didnt finish so good, but those two were dope man

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.

You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.
cool

slighlty more consistent, iono this is closer than some of ya'll saying i think.
i like the name plays, but lettermans first two were pretty creative.

im gonna have to give it to swerve though as prefered two more, clearly more consistent.
vote-swerve

[Pinot Grij]

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did

Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy

vs

Everything

Swerve hit with every single line, imo. Nothing really off point. I thought Letterman would be hard to top when I got to Swerve's verse, but he slayed it. Name flips were unique and the Hoyer line stood out. Lars thread line was probably the weakest.

Vote -- Swerve

[Destroyer]

opener, rikishi, melo

vs

first two and last two
I thought Hoyer was a stretch

otherwise real solid verse from swerve

v/clearly canadian

[murda sho]

Swerve

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.



Letterman

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did


two even verses to me... but the two bars I liked from Swerve were better than the ones I liked from Letterman so ima have to give him the edge.. v/ Swerve

[Cred]

Rikishi, megabucks

Vs

Letter block, letter head

Ok battle here. Both had the same amount of quotes in misses. This is coming down to whose quotes i liked more and im gonna have to say swerve had two dope nameplays which are hard to do, but i fucked wit em.

Vote - swerve

[El Muffin]

Let
Open OK
Rikishi I just flipped better . Against u I think smh
Melo tremble is dope WP but dumb lol mellow tremble
Mating strategy. Those words destroyed that concept
Didn't like close


Swerve
First 4 OK
Hoyer is good. I liked the subtle tie in. Trust ur hoyer.
Pair wine lol
Closer eh

Yeah I got swerve

He took it

V/swerve

[ill nik-A]

I liked lettermans opener

Swerve was just more consistent, his opener was dope

[slech]

This broke bum gotta die. Your luck's up in strife
But it aint ya credit score, when the .357 fucks up your life
-I like this-
U thrive on weak comp. Vs me you'll get severed, kid
Cuz you've won from facin' ass in the ring more than Rikishi ever did
-I saw someone use this back in RB. Think it was Bash .... Over all, meh line.

This pussy's shook. Past the facade where he seems all mean
He's got a Melo Trimble, that'd land him a spot on Maryland's b-ball team
-okay-
Dude's a lonely fag. He could never get at a G
'Cause swerve a bitch, plus that describes this nerd's mating strategy
-nope-
Gun loaded for you to take shots to the face
& when I give his Chin Megabucks, even Aero will be able to relate
-lol ok-


vs

Come to my hood we hard, nothing but street shooters,
Letter block could get knocked over by pre-schoolers.
.i like this-
Be foolish, I'm a killer and I'm known to toss facts,
Leave letterhead missing like a messed up company contract.
-ok flip.-
Dude your girl, she jump the dick while I jump the gun,
So if you trust your Hoyer done worse than the Texans playoff run.
-allright-
Some of us dine fancy, you're on sidelines as an annoying heckler,
But maybe Diode can help you pair your wine with a losing record.
-ha, ok ok--
You plan to win with ^^that shit, you're worthless dickhead,
Your shits about to backfire worse than Lars shirtless pic thread.
-LOL-
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lmfao at letterman signing out the league this quick. smh anyway, swerve got this pretty easily. came in nicely with harsh jabs while let, came ok but not enough to take it.