Destroyer 0-1 Vs Slecht 0-1 - DES WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 8
Week 2

Due FRIDAYFriday

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

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Destroyer
slecht

[Destroyer]

going the minimum

[Allen Knight]

slecht sent 10 Destroyer

[Destroyer]

saw ur garbage lines last week. they were stupid & dumb
& ur name sounds like what bitches NEVER do to u in the club
I'll burn down dudes whole life & the way I leave his car wrecked
they'll be lucky if they find sle vin like that old movie with josh hartnett
Des drools lava bitch, I'm known for shuttin down clowns all day
if slecht spit flames, trust he just put the blunt in his mouth the wrong way
I'll murder ur whole family while ur trying to shoot me..
& it'll be eazy to cry about it like when dre's brother dies in that movie
ur style needs work, it's outdated and it's weak to me
u should get urself a custom made shirt.. and get stabbed in it repeatedly

[Netcees Battle League]

Slecht Verse


I'm 38, with a wife, I just bought a new house and I still come here constantly, and I don't even like it at all anymore


damn looks like u lived a hard life, des.


foh

having home-field advantage meant he was to play just like a champ...
except he played it horrible n he's forced to relocate - just like the rams.
he's my next target, and this square won't make it past me.
one kick in and one's dead, u'd mistake me with aaron ramsey.
focus on ur retirement plan cause brother, ur restless.
fact u named urself destroyer won't make u any younger or reckless
u are someone with no commitment. it's common for a real queer
said u didn't even like the website anymore, but u old fart are still here
I saw ur past battles. I was shocked and amazed with..
the fact christianity didn't cause an uproar after u got bodied by amen

[Pinot Grij]

Des - opener was creative, had me laughing once I sounded it out. Nicely done. "Sle vin" line had potential, but I felt it got lost in wording. Blunt line was hilarious. NEver saw Straight Outta Compton so that line missed for me. Closer was hilarious as well.

Slecht - the Rams concept coulda gone so many ways this week, I think this was a prety simplistic approach to it. Aaron Ramsey - Arsenal bars? I think that's a tough sell with this audience. I had to google it - haven't been that up to date with the premier league this season. Young/reckless and old fart lines are real big misses. And I don't know anything about the Amen battle so that one's a miss for me.

Vote -- Des. I liked the comedic angle - highly entertaining. Slecht whiffed across the board for me.

[ill nik-A]

I thought Des was pretty consistent, didn't dig the NWA line to me was off but solid verse the blunt line was sick

Slect, Rams line was ok but worded better could've been dope same goes for the ender, wasn't feeling the rest

Vote Destroyer

[Bash]

Blunt
NWA

Vs

Opener

V--Des. Better verse all around. Slecht wording holds em back at times

[Unfukwitable]

Des drools lava bitch, I'm known for shuttin down clowns all day
if slecht spit flames, trust he just put the blunt in his mouth the wrong way
I'll murder ur whole family while ur trying to shoot me..
& it'll be eazy to cry about it like when dre's brother dies in that movie

VS

having home-field advantage meant he was to play just like a champ...
except he played it horrible n he's forced to relocate - just like the rams.
I saw ur past battles. I was shocked and amazed with..
the fact christianity didn't cause an uproar after u got bodied by amen


both had a 2 quoteables, my fav was the blunt bar and the bodied by amen, but I feel like the material I didnt quote was the deciding factor for me and one just was more consistent here v/Destro

[Schadenfreude]

Opener, spit flames, Eazy cry
The opener was fucking hilarious, the other quotes were nice as well.

Slecht Verse
Nothing, tbh
Idk homie, u had some pretty good ideas, but u didn't bring 'em together.

Overall DESTROYER got the easy sweep *shoulder shrug*.

[murda sho]

Slecht

having home-field advantage meant he was to play just like a champ...
except he played it horrible n he's forced to relocate - just like the rams.

focus on ur retirement plan cause brother, ur restless.
fact u named urself destroyer won't make u any younger or reckless


Destroyer

saw ur garbage lines last week. they were stupid & dumb
& ur name sounds like what bitches NEVER do to u in the club

I'll murder ur whole family while ur trying to shoot me..
& it'll be eazy to cry about it like when dre's brother dies in that movie
ur style needs work, it's outdated and it's weak to me
u should get urself a custom made shirt.. and get stabbed in it repeatedly


V/ Destroyer... his verse was more enjoyable.. taking nothing from Slecht though because I feel like this verse was better than the verse from last week you dropped so you're picking up steam... next verse should be fire if you keep it up. Des verse was funny and the punches that hit for him were dope

[Lotto Smirk]

Blunt
NWA

Vs

Opener

Vote/ des overall impressed me here dope verse all round usually doesn't put as much effort into reg text battle slecht I've seen drop better gona give it des on better all round verse