Unfukwitable 1-0 Vs Utmost 1-0 - UT WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 8
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Unfukwitable Utmost

[Unfukwitable]

⚡⚡⚡The Wrath Of ZEUS ⚡⚡⚡

[Utmost]

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[Unfukwitable]

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[Utmost]

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[Allen Knight]

Utmost

Forget the actors n' noms - a few rounds'll make dude bow
I mean, everyones got these black snubs on their mind...yup, even you now
Oooohh, Ouch! - sayin u pull dimes, u nothin but a shook n' a fraud
when all ya chicks are balloon animals.. always come out lookin like dogs
I aim for jugular bro - most ruggedest flow come to muffle ya dome
My style lika drink koozy.. the way hands'll cup 'round ya ugly mug til u foam
Better than me? ur mistaken as fuck - straight crazy or foolish
coz I'll beat the pants off you.. to match the latest subway movement
Unfuckwitable? sheesh!!! cocky w/ that shit eating grin
& I'd say more power to you.. buuuuuuttt even then you wouldnt win
This dweebs love lifes on ice, reachin a new lvl of bitter porn lowness
since uve been gettin the kinda cold shoulder.. that'd rival winter storm jonas


Unfukwitable

I'm tryna figure this chip off the old block's plot size;
I Got this shit in a Bag, So statin a win for Utz certified? s'not Wise.
Created a Sniper sight from scratch, It ain't a joke when I aim the scope;
&these Cross-hairs 4 his scalp'll have Iverson's old Braid stylist takin notes.
+ how I'll let 9s spray towards ur posse'll really define rage;
way I'm "Squeezin on ya Cruz?, nuts!"-I'm Katt Williams in Friday.

particpated in arenas for peanuts, reaching the zenith on some RPG shit

this disgrace stays in the house, playin RPGs & update'n accounts;
He'll spend days Editin Characters but can't save face when it counts.
u got 0% potential & the condition of u dormancy's chronic;
funny U have a career sooo IDLE it'll never be close to Iconic.
His day consists of jerkin off, theres nothin else that this dork accomplished.
Damn, 'UMASS debate' enough to be the face for disputes ina Boston College.

[El Muffin]

Forget the actors n' noms - a few rounds'll make dude bow
I mean, everyones got these black snubs on their mind...yup, even you now
(lol I like this.)
Oooohh, Ouch! - sayin u pull dimes, u nothin but a shook n' a fraud
when all ya chicks are balloon animals.. always come out lookin like dogs
(damn this was nice imo)
I aim for jugular bro - most ruggedest flow come to muffle ya dome
My style lika drink koozy.. the way hands'll cup 'round ya ugly mug til u foam
(nah this was wack . a lot of word association but the way it was executed I wasn't fucking w/ most especially the foam part. )
Better than me? ur mistaken as fuck - straight crazy or foolish
coz I'll beat the pants off you.. to match the latest subway movement
(im not familiar w/ this to be honest. whats going on in the subways?..or subway ? iono fkn know I really am unaware of this one. apologies)
Unfuckwitable? sheesh!!! cocky w/ that shit eating grin
& I'd say more power to you.. buuuuuuttt even then you wouldnt win
(this is lighhhhhhhhhhhht)
This dweebs love lifes on ice, reachin a new lvl of bitter porn lowness
since uve been gettin the kinda cold shoulder.. that'd rival winter storm Jonas
(kinda loose play on cold shoulder but ok. its clean which helps)

I'm tryna figure this chip off the old block's plot size;
I Got this shit in a Bag, So statin a win for Utz certified? s'not Wise.
(ok word association)
Created a Sniper sight from scratch, It ain't a joke when I aim the scope;
&these Cross-hairs 4 his scalp'll have Iverson's old Braid stylist takin notes.
(this is kinda played but its done clean. ok again)
+ how I'll let 9s spray towards ur posse'll really define rage;
way I'm "Squeezin on ya Cruz?, nuts!"-I'm Katt Williams in Friday.
(this one just sounded hella gay. ur squeezing on his crews nuts. lol the fact that u adlibbed ur own statement with NUTS! doesn't help lmao. considering no one says there going to do something then says NUTS immediatelyt after. the only thing thatthis conjures is u squeezing on dudes balls b. im justsaying. hopeu get it. its the word NUTS! like ur commenting on ur self that throws this off BADLY)

this disgrace stays in the house, playin RPGs & update'n accounts;
He'll spend days Editin Characters but can't save face when it counts.
(ok)
u got 0% potential & the condition of u dormancy's chronic;
funny U have a career sooo IDLE it'll never be close to Iconic.
(not fkn w/ vthis. edit: actually I like this. idol/idle. lol I missed it)
His day consists of jerkin off, theres nothin else that this dork accomplished.
Damn, 'UMASS debate' enough to be the face for disputes ina Boston College.
(Lmao. idc it works to me . fuck u all)

man utmost first 4 were better than anything unfuk brought. problem is he fell off sharply after that had one ok line. unfuk was mildly consistnent w/ ok linesthen had the balls todrop a masterbate wp inever seen b4. n ima reward him because it works. n I liked it tbh. which surprises me normally id hate shit likethat but w.e

v/unfuk. had only 1 quote but more consistent

utmost had 2 but had more misses so I yea

[ill nik-A]

Utmost
Ballon animals was good, opener was ok but the punch coulda been harder, cozy was ehh, same goes for power to u and ender

Unfuk
Editing characters was ok at best, rest was played or not executed correctly, opener was a decent attempt just didn't hit, cross hair was bad, idol/iconic is a played concept, Katy Williams was worded weird and didn't hit, same for Umass, not ur best verse man, my opinion

I was disappointed
I got Utmost

[Pinot Grij]

Utmost
Opener was cool concept - but could've been flipped more effectively
Balloon animals - again a cool concept that was witty but wasn't killer
Beer Koozy line was cool - enhanced by nice multis
Don't know about that subway reference
More power line is played
Jonas line was ehh

Looks like you were straining your concepts a bit. But I appreciate where your head's at - looking forward to reading more as the league goes on.

Unfuk
I don't really get the opener
Crosshairs concepts pretty played out at this stage
Katt Williams line is a stretch
Idle line was ehh
Closer was fire though - lmao.

Ok - Unfukwitable's closer was the LOTB easily. Shit had me laughing. But that crosshairs shit I definitely saw in a battle in 1999, so I gotta deduct points for that.

Utmost had more creative concepts - even though I think both battlers here are capable of coming harder.

Vote -- Utmost

[Destroyer]

got utmost here
seen unfuk come a lot better
idle and closer were decent but I think utmost was more consistent throughout
opener and balloon animals were cool

v/utmost