Football at 7:30 tonight

[i need a dick in my mouth]

We playing at the park behind the elementary school on dykes & Pembroke Rd

Hmu bring cleats b

[El Muffin]

Closest ull get to a "Screen pass" is when ur friends take ur phone to make fun of ur lip

[i need a dick in my mouth]

Closest u got to a "Screen pass" is when ur friends take ur phone to make fun of ur lip

Stop trying to fit in you're already weird emuff

[El Muffin]

Your upper lip tore an ACL

[El Muffin]

Your lips TRIED for a 2 point conversion but failed

[El Muffin]

When u sneeze ur upper lip does the Lambeau Leap

[El Muffin]

When u ride a rollercoaster ur upper lip wave like its signalling a fair catch

[El Muffin]

When ur doctor did ur cleft surgery he threw the challenge flag

[El Muffin]

Only time u seen a breakdown in coverage is when ur mother filmed ur birth

[El Muffin]

Ur father 'botched the handoff' like when he passed u those recessive traits

[Chill Phil]

that's not nice, Muff


lol @ the football references though.


What's with the whole "everybody hates zelph," now?

[El Muffin]

I don't lol

He's OK


I'm just fucking with him

[El Muffin]

When zelph walk into a gym his lip stops play like a 2 min warning

[El Muffin]

Only nigga on earth to NOT get a penalty for Face Masking

[El Muffin]

Closest he got to diving for the first down was signing up for reconstructive surgery

[i need a dick in my mouth]

This isn't going well

[Dope girl]

whos' ya favorite football team?

[El Muffin]

When he sprints his upper lip high steps like Deion Sanders

[El Muffin]

Your upper lip look like a Tecmo Bowl play nigga shut up

[i need a dick in my mouth]

whos' ya favorite football team?

The Bulls

[El Muffin]

whos' ya favorite football team?

Chicago bears

We ass but w.e

We'll be back

[Dope girl]

don't mind trolling & that's great!

[veritas]

That's enough, Muff.

[~RustyGunZ~]

When u ride a rollercoaster ur upper lip wave like its signalling a fair catch

Sweet jesus

Repped

[ill nik-A]

We playing at the park behind the elementary school on dykes & Pembroke Rd

Hmu bring cleats b

Lol u a pines little nigga