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Diode
01-22-2016, 11:14 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1CL8KrWZ-g&feature=youtu.be

is this your sensei, sir?

Ghost1
01-22-2016, 11:39 AM
This bitch threw a mind bomb at this fat fagit tho

cleft lipped faggot
01-22-2016, 11:45 AM
What the fuck I just watch

veritas
01-22-2016, 01:32 PM
http://i65.tinypic.com/23th74p.jpg

"VERITAS sat at the meeting listening to the ladies talking about babyshowers and the weather. VERITAS signed in as "Murphy", no other name needed, working hard to get to the status of having only one name, and then drew a bootleg ninja turtle.

Inevitably the distractions came, because meetings suck. So VERITAS logged into the lime and found that his attacker's response was perfect and only continued to prove his conclusions. he then began to type...

Diode, if you were ever able to make it to the Major Leagues your name would be Billy Mays Hayes. Of course I hope you can appreciate the subtle reference and jab, but of course, you won't...because you can't. You are a pharisee. So sure of your status, so sure of your veteran-ship. When the reality is that only a rookie claims victory whilst their opponent still lingers. I speak that to your shame. Your feminine eyes and splotchy rat turd beard betray your projected confidence. Just as your inability to withhold clamoring for my attention with stupid posts and failed attacks in the hopes that I validate you in any way condemns you. You will get nothing. You deserve even less. I am too far out of your foolish comprehension to deal with me, there is no gameplan, I assure you. Just hold pockets and dip. Just last night I invaded Taylor Swift's dream world and told her my true nature as portal guardian and how she needed to accept Jesus, rebuke the devil else she perish forever. She is still thinking about it right now....until her next royalty check comes in unfortunately. But hey we tried right?

El Muffin
01-22-2016, 02:02 PM
Nothing but love v

But...Ur handwriting is borderline illegible

veritas
01-22-2016, 02:06 PM
Nothing but love v

But...Ur handwriting is borderline illegible

http://s.quickmeme.com/img/e6/e607de0f449e3537d155124aadfab0fc7321571cf859b9f21e ff92e2c1a41cf5.jpg

Ghost1
01-22-2016, 02:07 PM
Ayo but I'd plow that fat karate wizard bitch

veritas
01-22-2016, 02:12 PM
imagine if she could twist you off with her mind powers?

Ghost1
01-22-2016, 02:18 PM
She be pulling on my weiner screaming MEEEE

Diode
01-22-2016, 02:37 PM
you will get nothing.

proceeds to draw a picture and write an essay in shitty dirt person font, then transcribe it all to text so that nobody who matters will read it.

james murphy,
forever alone.
i bet the first time he
touched a penis
it wasn't
his own.

veritas
01-22-2016, 03:31 PM
Leave my uncle out of this diode.

~RustyGunZ~
01-22-2016, 03:49 PM
Lmaaoo

V repped