ITT: WE DISCUSS MACGYVER MOMENTS

[Inno]

So my belt broke this morning. Had to use ma shoe laces yo

Shit was weak sauce cuz then my shoes wouldn't stay on
So I grabbed some painters tape and wrapped my shoes to my pants lol.

How bout you folk.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Jesus

And an rca tv from the 90s?

Thought you sold drugs

[Witty]

I once used a scarf as a belt.

[Witty]

And another time my friend had just got a motorbike and i wanted to go on the back but I didn't have a helmet so I used my little brother's stormtrooper helmet.

[Hush]

So my belt broke this morning. Had to use ma shoe laces yo

Shit was weak sauce cuz then my shoes wouldn't stay on
So I grabbed some painters tape and wrapped my shoes to my pants lol.

How bout you folk.

Holy fuck bro

[Inno]

Jesus

And an rca tv from the 90s?

Thought you sold drugs

THERES NO MONEY IN WEED BRO

Hush it was a ruff day lol

[cleft lipped faggot]

I can honestly say with the apple bottom of my heart fuck you

[Inno]

Did u say that with the bottom of your heart

Or the bottom of your lip?

[El Muffin]

Did u say that with the bottom of your heart

Or the bottom of your lip?

Cold blooooded

[cleft lipped faggot]

Did u say that with the bottom of your heart

Or the bottom of your lip?

That one was fire but Ima take us-27 to your crib and kill you

[ill nik-A]

That one was fire but Ima take us-27 to your crib and kill you

I wish u would

And it's US-1, retard

[cleft lipped faggot]

I wish u would

And it's US-1, retard

U dumb af why would I take us-1 to fuckin Kendall

[ill nik-A]

U dumb af why would I take us-1 to fuckin Kendall

U dumb af saying he lives in Kendall

U pines ass lil nerd ass nigga

[cleft lipped faggot]

U dumb af saying he lives in Kendall

U pines ass lil nerd ass nigga

I don't live in pines pussy I just toss the ol pig skin over there and he does live in homestead

[ill nik-A]

I don't live in pines pussy I just toss the ol pig skin over there and he does live in homestead

So how is Kendall and homestead related?

Moron

[Inno]

Lol I wish a nigga would

[cleft lipped faggot]

Are y'all like homosexual povorous bungmates or summin?

[Inno]

Real recognize real

And u looking real unfamiliar pussy nigga

[El Muffin]

Lmao shut up nigga u look like Reggie watts

[Inno]

Lmao shut up nigga u look like Reggie watts

Muff u softer than foreskin stfu

[cleft lipped faggot]

Reggie watts I'm done

[ill nik-A]

Pussy lips is done

[Inno]

The lipless wonder and the semen sight teamed up

It's like 2 retards painting with the same crayon

[cleft lipped faggot]

Shut up you look like baby grinch

[Inno]

Your mouth looks like the Grand Canyon

[El Muffin]

The lipless wonder and the semen sight teamed up

It's like 2 retards painting with the same crayon

u look like farooq w/ a jew fro

shut the fuck up

[El Muffin]

Muff u softer than foreskin stfu

wait , what?


LMAOOOOOOOOOO


nigga u gay. u look like a chubby andre miller

[Chill Phil]

I had to macgyver lots of shit in the Navy

Topside we had some plastic thread savers that broke in an awkward way.


so i had to create new grooves in the thread saver in order to unscrew them out

[Inno]

wait , what?


LMAOOOOOOOOOO


nigga u gay. u look like a chubby andre miller

You look like life giving up

[El Muffin]

ay im not the one taping my k swiss to my jncos fuckboy

tell me how im softer than foreskin w/ a straight face

[Inno]

Well if we are talking about who got a dick closer to there face

That would be you...you did cum in your eye. Sooooo

[cleft lipped faggot]

Unforgivable

[El Muffin]

lmao whatever makes u sleep better at night

I totally ejaculated into my own eyeball

keep reaching homo. I get pussy. u over here having visuals about a 13yr old jizzing in his own eyeball. go tape ur headband to ur jewfro n go write a fucking haiku or something. anything but this.

[Objective]

I liked that episode where he made bunch of things out of bunch of things he found.

Seriously though, that show was bomb as shit. We should discuss it.

[Witty]

Never seen it.