Contenders Match: Infiltration 3-0 Vs Destroyer 2-1 - INF WINS

[Allen Knight]

NBL Season 8
Week 4

Due FRIDAYFriday

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Infiltration Destroyer

[Destroyer]

sup
12 should suffice

[Saint]

yeah 12

[Saint]

Edit, no pics?

[Allen Knight]

Inf sent 12 Destroyer

[Saint]

I live king style - bedroom filled w/ strippers and dancers
if this kid ball hard, it's just the early signs of testicular cancer

..when his gf leaves'em des'll be in need of some answers..
she thought u ball hard.. until she found out it was only bc of testicular cancer.


that's a bad sell..

ur wack ass metastasized a bite from res n allen knight..
if ICU in laser site..
docs'll talk about the beam radiate w/ shots for spreading cancer lines.
cuz AK hired me to kill old man; plant C4 in ur home, fam
this contract have u walkin into hidden charges - similar to ya phone plans..
ya wife's mental sick. swishin jizz for coke & health benefits
for that white she'll strip then have her smile covered; that's a crest dental kit.
age made u smart in the game - hustle go hardd in the paint
u wake up to the 'grind, pops'....ur body alarm to take pills for arthritic pain.
&& this faggots all poised..
to count on Bags when votes r down. its y'all's battle song boysss
cuz when 'u fallen & cant get up' even ur life alert responds in Bagatron voice.
we're cut from a different cloth jude.. ur tomb i'll now unearth it
w/ my fists buryin ya face to leave a lasting impression like the shroud of turin.

[Destroyer]

who are you, beyond? another Allen knight alias? oh that's right, nobody cares...

it's no secret I sell phones - I'm nice w/ these hands too - wassup to Lars
u won't be mobile, but u will hear ringing when u get lit up in multiple bars
I fire the shottie & hear u cry for mommy
& call u 'inf in tile' after I lay it on the floor where I hide ur body
des deals in deadly steel that I'm known to deftly wield
when I cut u in half, I'll leave just a 'ration' like chyeahhh after every meal
ur girl? I'm with her every night, she told me u cant get it right...
and the way I smash brother, that bitch be calling me meta knight
u act all breezy and tough, cuz ur just like yeezy & stuff
cept when u talkin 'shit to wiz,' it's about toilet play, u sexual deviant fuck
it's gonna be scary tonight, watch his face ghost with terror and fright
& u seein fileting on the ground, but with fish scales nowhere in sight

[Pinot Grij]

Inf.

Opener had a lot going on - I appreciate the commitment to the concept, but it felt like there was too much for it to land solidly
Hidden charges is dope af.
Dental Kit is a bit of a stretch
Grind, Pops is cool wordplay-wise, just not sure how much it hurts as a diss
Bags line is better
Shroud of Turin is good.

Des.
Opener was clean, could've been worded a little better, but still nice.
Inf flip is good.
I don't get the Chyeah reference.
Smash Bro line is dope.
Yeezy line had dope rhyming - punchline was ok, but execution elevated it.
I like the wordplay in the closer.

Ok, so Hidden Charges is the LOTB for me. Inf also had a very impressive opener although I think you overthought it and maybe lacked some oomph because of it. Des was a little more subtle and straightforward which was good, but no real knock-out blows. Plus that Chyeah line - I'm not hip with.

Think I gotta go with Inf on this one but I was definitely feeling some of Des's lines.

[CtrlF4]

Inf had

Phone line (never seen that flip on him)
Arthritic
Bagatron

Vs

Des had

Opener
Smash Bros
Cheayyh (almost)

V/inf...good battle

[Schadenfreude]

Opener, Hidden charges, pill alarm & life alert

Opener, infantile, ration

Overall INFILTRATION edged, Des killed the first 3 bars, but the last 3 were mediocre.

[slech]

that's a bad sell..

ur wack ass metastasized a bite from res n allen knight..
if ICU in laser site..
docs'll talk about the beam radiate w/ shots for spreading cancer lines.
--woo, nice personal--- $5
cuz AK hired me to kill old man; plant C4 in ur home, fam
this contract have u walkin into hidden charges - similar to ya phone plans..
--not bad--- $3
ya wife's mental sick. swishin jizz for coke & health benefits
for that white she'll strip then have her smile covered; that's a crest dental kit.
--not feeling much ---$2
age made u smart in the game - hustle go hardd in the paint
u wake up to the 'grind, pops'....ur body alarm to take pills for arthritic pain.
---mhm decent, wasnt feeling delivery - $2
&& this faggots all poised..
to count on Bags when votes r down. its y'all's battle song boysss
cuz when 'u fallen & cant get up' even ur life alert responds in Bagatron voice.
---lmfao bagatron, all right --- $3
we're cut from a different cloth jude.. ur tomb i'll now unearth it
w/ my fists buryin ya face to leave a lasting impression like the shroud of turim
-ok--$3

inf - 18$
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it's no secret I sell phones - I'm nice w/ these hands too - wassup to Lars
u won't be mobile, but u will hear ringing when u get lit up in multiple bars
---lol ok nice---$4
I fire the shottie & hear u cry for mommy
& call u 'inf in tile' after I lay it on the floor where I hide ur body
---damn, set up could have been better. cool tho--- $3
des deals in deadly steel that I'm known to deftly wield
when I cut u in half, I'll leave just a 'ration' like chyeahhh after every meal
---eh not bad but not the best --$2
ur girl? I'm with her every night, she told me u cant get it right...
and the way I smash brother, that bitch be calling me meta knight
--nah, decent but soft --- $2
u act all breezy and tough, cuz ur just like yeezy & stuff
cept when u talkin 'shit to wiz,' it's about toilet play, u sexual deviant fuck
--nope, dont like this --$1
it's gonna be scary tonight, watch his face ghost with terror and fright
& u seein fileting on the ground, but with fish scales nowhere in sight
--eh not bad -- $2

des - $14

over all giving this to inf, edging this battle with a nicer personal approach. I thought des was cool but had some reaches tbh and some misses that made him fall short.