Destroyer vs Cred - (Destroyer wins)

[Orc]

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Destroyer Cred

[Destroyer]

sup Chico
12?

[Cred]

Cash.



Pics? Destroyer

[Destroyer]

YES

I'll get one up tonight

[Destroyer]

http://imgur.com/fVxINo1.jpg

[Cred]

http://i67.tinypic.com/29zb69.jpg


My bad bro for dragging Destroyer

[Destroyer]

http://i67.tinypic.com/29zb69.jpg


alright. I'm not trying to be racist, & the truth hurts...
but... ur a textbook example of why the cops always shoot first
is that Jesus or Cronus? I hope ur tats get better as u get older...
but w/ that bulls shit on ur head, it's no surprise some ran down on ur shoulders
& that's a bird-like chest, no wonder u carry a heater
wife beater? that's more like a wife beats u til u feed her
dudes pictured on a stoop, using the stairs like a lounge chair
I'm pictured inside my home, and, yeah, to be fair, I'm allowed there
trouble pops off? I'm right in the mix, cuz des knows how to get dumb
but if cans spark after it gets dark,he barely peek his head out like his left thumb
I'm trying to classify ur facial hair style, but it's not that simple
I've heard of the goatee and the van dyke, what's that one called, the nipple?

[Cred]

Why u post such a big picture when you're so damn ugly bro?!





niggas kno i keep the burner but i'm hateful wit rhymes too
bitch! dis heat aint comin from ur stove wen i put dat stainless behind u
drugs are bad, mmmk.. s'funny how u're really a hype fam
& that Cam angle got u lookin like u got crushed by a Broncos lineman
havin a wifes ur cover up des, u swallow male semen in bed
u fuckin faggot! stop actin like dis the first time u had a big D on ya head
u slow bro? s'not hard to tell dat u're a fuckin homo
&&& the last time u had sum boys on ur chest, it WASN'T a logo
tell ur bum wife get a job cus u sellin phones just to get by dude
dis pic depicts ur marriage des.. u're literally lookin at nothin beside u
the shotty re-decorate ur crib if u even thinkin that u're doper
dis mossberg 'll leave ur chest on the wall.. that's a new poster

drill season

[Useless]

I like des first 4, closer was ehh. I liked all of creds verse but the marriage/lookin at nothin beside u line. But, I felt like des hits hit harder and he had the humor factor which is always a plus in a pic battle


Enjoyable read tho



V. Des

[slech]

alright. I'm not trying to be racist, & the truth hurts...
but... ur a textbook example of why the cops always shoot first
--I like this -- $3
is that Jesus or Cronus? I hope ur tats get better as u get older...
but w/ that bulls shit on ur head, it's no surprise some ran down on ur shoulders
--ight solid,--- $3
& that's a bird-like chest, no wonder u carry a heater
wife beater? that's more like a wife beats u til u feed her
---nah, $2
dudes pictured on a stoop, using the stairs like a lounge chair
I'm pictured inside my home, and, yeah, to be fair, I'm allowed there
---eh ok-- $2.5
trouble pops off? I'm right in the mix, cuz des knows how to get dumb
but if cans spark after it gets dark,he barely peek his head out like his left thumb
-cool-- $4
I'm trying to classify ur facial hair style, but it's not that simple
I've heard of the goatee and the van dyke, what's that one called, the nipple?
---lol nah -- $1.5

$15.5

niggas kno i keep the burner but i'm hateful wit rhymes too
bitch! dis heat aint comin from ur stove wen i put dat stainless behind u
--not bad here --- $3
drugs are bad, mmmk.. s'funny how u're really a hype fam
& that Cam angle got u lookin like u got crushed by a Broncos lineman
---nice --- $4
havin a wifes ur cover up des, u swallow male semen in bed
u fuckin faggot! stop actin like dis the first time u had a big D on ya head
--lol not bad-- $3
u slow bro? s'not hard to tell dat u're a fuckin homo
&&& the last time u had sum boys on ur chest, it WASN'T a logo
--nah -- $1.5
tell ur bum wife get a job cus u sellin phones just to get by dude
dis pic depicts ur marriage des.. u're literally lookin at nothin beside u
---nah-- $1.5
the shotty re-decorate ur crib if u even thinkin that u're doper
dis mossberg 'll leave ur chest on the wall.. that's a new poster
--cool -- $3.5

$16.5


gotta give this to cred, came in meaner honestly. des had some good lines but that bronce line took it.

[Schadenfreude]

Opener, allowed & closer

Cam angle, D hat, logo

Overall CRED gets the edge, even tho y'all are even in quotes, Cred's misses weren't as bad.

[Pinot Grij]

I give Des the edge because everything was more pointed at the actual pic. Cred had waaaay too much homosexual imagery - I don't know how that shit gets cosigned in this league. Calling a dude gay is funny, but painting vivid pictures of homosexual intercourse is fucking awful. Other than that, his closer was tight.

Vote -- Des

[10 Senses]

Tuff call... Destroyer got major points for the wife beater line . Too funny.. And closed out very accurate with Goatee looking like a nippel bar, lol...

Cred, had some funny lines, Big D, Boys on your chest, crushed by a lineman..

Both of you guys attacked your opponents pic pretty good, but I feel that Cred was more efficient, he made sure most of his lines had a punch that related to the pic. Good job.

My vote goes to Cred.

[ill nik-A]

I got des in a close one... Bullshit was worded cool, wife beater was gold

Cred... The cam angle was fire but u had some wasted attempts, hated the one before the ender a lot

[Wanderer]

Des had opener and lounge chair

Cred had opener and boys on your chest

All round I was feeling des more and the lounge chair bar was LOTB for me. Hit for sure and it made me laugh

V/des