Contendership Match: Schadenfreude vs Destroyer - DESTROYER WINS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


Due TUESDAY

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
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[Schadenfreude]

Deja vu, going 12.

[Destroyer]

pics or scared alias?

[Schadenfreude]

http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l342/Dutchmore/10687029_10152878162773787_7062436556259927910_n_z psv83oixiz.jpg (http://s328.photobucket.com/user/Dutchmore/media/10687029_10152878162773787_7062436556259927910_n_z psv83oixiz.jpg.html)

[Schadenfreude]

Oh yea, I'll need the 24 hr ext & give me a pic w/ ammo.

[Destroyer]

http://imgur.com/0inxUcA.jpg

[Schadenfreude]

I keyed up 12, Des.

[Destroyer]

http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l342/Dutchmore/10687029_10152878162773787_7062436556259927910_n_z psv83oixiz.jpg

usually i talk about stealing ur girl, but nobody wants that bitch, nerd
heard about wolves in sheep's clothing, this is the first time i've seen one pictured
can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!
i bet skeletor likes it rough too, be careful not to get hurt
i bet it's like 50 shades of gray... all in that one busted ass sweatshirt
lemme guess, someone told u to grow up & act ur age
they said 'get a linked in page,' & u heard 'get a lincoln shave'
u need to get cleaned up, son, get a job so u can afford a house
when people keep telling u to 'get faded,' they dont mean 'go buy another 40 oz'

[Schadenfreude]

http://imgur.com/0inxUcA.jpg
Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.

..BODY.

[Useless]

can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!


--- first two were good, I already did 50 shades vs Orc tho. Rest was ehh.


Vs


Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.

--- this is aite'ish. Rest of ur shit just came off as corny to me. I think u missed a lot of angles u could've used





V. Destro

[Hush]

http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l342/Dutchmore/10687029_10152878162773787_7062436556259927910_n_z psv83oixiz.jpg

usually i talk about stealing ur girl, but nobody wants that bitch, nerd
heard about wolves in sheep's clothing, this is the first time i've seen one pictured
Eh it's a statement and could of been ruthless diss but it didn't land
can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
Good eye that's creative
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!
Lol ok setup really helped
i bet skeletor likes it rough too, be careful not to get hurt
i bet it's like 50 shades of gray... all in that one busted ass sweatshirt
That's fire
lemme guess, someone told u to grow up & act ur age
they said 'get a linked in page,' & u heard 'get a lincoln shave'
Nice
u need to get cleaned up, son, get a job so u can afford a house
when people keep telling u to 'get faded,' they dont mean 'go buy another 40 oz'
Setup was so weak but the punch is tight



http://imgur.com/0inxUcA.jpg
Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
Looks like u fucked up the wording on the end of the punch. Concept was almost but execution didn't work here
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
Nice
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
Eh not landing how it could came off kinda corny
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
Nice !
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
Wack
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.
Never heard the term carnival barker tbh

..BODY.



I got des here shaude botched one of his punches and had some stuff that just came off lame to me. Ideas were on point and when he got it down right they hit hard but des was on his shit here and is a vet pic battler with a keen eye


V destro

[Allen Knight]

usually i talk about stealing ur girl, but nobody wants that bitch, nerd
heard about wolves in sheep's clothing, this is the first time i've seen one pictured
^^^ehh not really feeling
can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
^^^this was dope
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!
^^^good
i bet skeletor likes it rough too, be careful not to get hurt
i bet it's like 50 shades of gray... all in that one busted ass sweatshirt
^^^loll nice
lemme guess, someone told u to grow up & act ur age
they said 'get a linked in page,' & u heard 'get a lincoln shave'
^^^nah
u need to get cleaned up, son, get a job so u can afford a house
when people keep telling u to 'get faded,' they dont mean 'go buy another 40 oz'
^^^lol funny closer


Vs

Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
^^^decent opener but worded off tbh coulda been real dope
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
^^^lol funny
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
^^^nah wack
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
^^^lolol dope
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
^^^nah
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.
^^^woulda been better if u said carnies


V/bitchass des....schad wording messed up alot of punches that coulda been nice he just didnt execute them right.
but horses ass was nice.
Des had some nice bars he took this imo, but not a bad battle. but thought it woulda been better.

[Fracture]

that fifty shades of gray shit is lotb


Destroyer had a smoother more clowning verse that was dope

I'm just indifferent to the other verse. It was witty as shit in spots, but not much of a punch

[Saint]

I liked schades horses ass line.. so slick. prob the line that had me lol'in irl..
But a couple missed imo.. graphic, carnival etc

but des had the 50 shades, see the light and more consistent verse overall.

vote des.

[Orc]

usually i talk about stealing ur girl, but nobody wants that bitch, nerd
heard about wolves in sheep's clothing, this is the first time i've seen one pictured
this is dope
can't do better? u might dude. looks like that girl wants to bite u
& if u could get out from under her thumb, u might see the light too
haha dope again
i mean no matter what anyone say at the end of the day, looks matter
so just look how hard ur left eye is trying to avoid having to look at her!
ehhh not for me
i bet skeletor likes it rough too, be careful not to get hurt
i bet it's like 50 shades of gray... all in that one busted ass sweatshirt
this is nice
lemme guess, someone told u to grow up & act ur age
they said 'get a linked in page,' & u heard 'get a lincoln shave'
lollllll
u need to get cleaned up, son, get a job so u can afford a house
when people keep telling u to 'get faded,' they dont mean 'go buy another 40 oz'
not for me


Vs

Was getting there before anyone else apart of ya schedule..?
I’ve heard of the senior discount, but that’s one helluva the early bird special.
okay
Thought she had a sugar daddy, but the message wasn’t clear
..when u told her this’ll be the ride of her lifetime, then took her to a fair.
bit bland, but ok
fairground staff must be incredibly stupid & neglectful too,
cuz how & the fuxk did that young lady sneak a old hog out their petting zoo?
need to be wittier
Now it’s well known that the statistics on divorce is bad..
but your wife’s ponytails are a clear sign of her dedication - to a horse’s ass.
lolllllll
Smh u’re just a lame jerk, but ya fashion needs work, gat-damn
look like some ol' Boy Wonder quote - “Holey dirty graphic shirts, Batman!”
nah corny
these 2 mutt-faced freaks belong in front of sideshow gawkers
couples posed to be cute, but u bitches give new meaning to carnival barkers.
not for me


damn Des brought it. he's usually consistent in smaller line limit battles and it showed here. some of those lines were really dope. Schad was cool too. some decent stuff; seemed less practiced than Des tho. props to him for coming thru with the pic but Des used his experience here

vote Des