Witty vs Wanderer - (Witty wins)

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


Due WEDNESDAY

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Max - 20 lines
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[Wanderer]

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[Wanderer]

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[Witty]

Will post if you have something Wanderer, if not my bad, forgot to check.

[Wanderer]

This warfare. You only know guerrillas from video games and that's wrong
Show you my revolver. you'll run while a barrel's spinnin but this ain't donkey kong
I'll show how weak you are. With the tools I come harder man
Watch me pull the metal to expose small fish like I'm opening a sardine can
I'm feared & respected in equal measure, this shit gettin me stoked
You're a laughing stock around the world. Everybody use Wit to make a joke
How I can I take you serious? In my domain & ya steppin to a boss
Don't know where the fuck your Senses when you made that wack dude look better than he was
Told ya girl I love her bed head look. I love them messy freaks
Plus she got that sweet head & I ain't seen honeycomb her hair in weeks
& she keeps calling me up. Shits startin to drive me crazy
While I'm having to Fender off she's playing you like one on the daily
Ya name's ironic cos you got no charm dude.. you ain't look clever dead
It's nothin for me to take you Outwit, cos I'm smarter & always 1 step ahead

Out

[Witty]

Watch me..

...leave this kid quaking, u think Wit's breaking? Quit faking
Names appropriate, cuz a walk's the only W this bitch taking
Fuck this noobie, I'm blazin' ya'll, this uzi erasing all the doubt
I call it Hokey Pokey...bullets go in, out, and shake him all about
I can use the W in ur name as a double entendre...u in trouble dude
....show you what for like double two....
Fuck ur girl til she's dazed, when she gets home she's seeing double u
Your girl calls me Jaws, but it's nothing to do with bad teeth, my friend
It's cuz after she sucked my dick, she was scared to ever go that deep again
U a wizard, right? making ur dick disappear in a man's ass, you vagabond
Careful u homo fuck, or you'll end up with the same shit as Magic, wand
Ur bitch worships me, I'm her God, Her Saviour from the cravin' n thirst
She only calls you the Second Coming cuz I came in her first
This battle ends your life and ur marriage, i'll leave u dead inside
My words wreck families, have u driving away from ur kids like u Genocide

[Pinot Grij]

Wanderer

Donkey Kong line a little worn over - but you spun it well. Good wording, just no oomph.
Harder / Sardine don't rhyme - set up ruins your punch. Overall, the diss is a bit indirect too. Once again tho, I like where your head's at with the idea.
That Wit line was too basic.
Sense line is a good personal.
Honeycomb line is a bit awkwardly worded.
Fender line is cool. Nice.
Outwit line is similar to the earlier nameplay. Same criticism applies.

Overall, decent aggression in this verse.

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Witty

Opener is ok. If you call a walk a W tho that's a bit weird, unless you're around a dog.
Tic had a Hokey Pokey line this week too. He posted first, but you had the better execution. Thought it was well done.
The Double U line felt a little overworked. Something Carter Deems-ish about it too.
Jaws line is stupid dope.
Don't detail gay sex acts please fucking ever. It's awful to read. Making gay jokes is funny, talking explicitly about gay sex is horrible.
Second Coming is funny.
Geno line is ehh.

Overall, a more comedic angle than Wanderer.

Vote -- Witty. Only lines I really liked from Wanderer was the Senses and Fender line. DK, sardine, honeycomb were ok - just shows me you need to expand to better concepts but the right idea is there. The Wit lines were the only real bad part tho. Witty, I hate that fuckin' gay sex shit, but I was able to look past it because you had the two best punches of the battle with Hokey Pokey and Jaws. A couple other chucklers in there, but those stand out.

[Schadenfreude]

Senses & Fender

Opener, Jaws, magic wand, second coming

OVerall WITTY took it, Wand had potential w/ certain concepts, problem was lack of execution. Wit wasn't brazy, but the wording & humor helped the effect of his bars.

[ill nik-A]

Wanderer, ure getting there but not quite yet, barrel has been done before urs was ok, the sense and fender were good, but then u had two wit lines which u gage to figure have been done vs him

Witty, opener, hokey pokey and jaws were solid, gay line was really gay, second coming was just as bad, we don't use cum lines in the big boy league, ok?

Witty squeezes by

[Hush]

This warfare. You only know guerrillas from video games and that's wrong
Show you my revolver. you'll run while a barrel's spinnin but this ain't donkey kong
--- this is kinda played bro
I'll show how weak you are. With the tools I come harder man
Watch me pull the metal to expose small fish like I'm opening a sardine can
---punch idea fire . Setup and execution lacked
I'm feared & respected in equal measure, this shit gettin me stoked
You're a laughing stock around the world. Everybody use Wit to make a joke
---played but it's a good example of fire execution setup and wording
How I can I take you serious? In my domain & ya steppin to a boss
Don't know where the fuck your Senses when you made that wack dude look better than he was
---nah
Told ya girl I love her bed head look. I love them messy freaks
Plus she got that sweet head & I ain't seen honeycomb her hair in weeks
---cool wp line was just ok
& she keeps calling me up. Shits startin to drive me crazy
While I'm having to Fender off she's playing you like one on the daily
---this is good
Ya name's ironic cos you got no charm dude.. you ain't look clever dead
It's nothin for me to take you Outwit, cos I'm smarter & always 1 step ahead
--- nah played

Out

Watch me..

...leave this kid quaking, u think Wit's breaking? Quit faking
Names appropriate, cuz a walk's the only W this bitch taking
---nah
Fuck this noobie, I'm blazin' ya'll, this uzi erasing all the doubt
I call it Hokey Pokey...bullets go in, out, and shake him all about
---fire lol. I seen another hokey pokey line this week which is weird but this one is worded super sick
I can use the W in ur name as a double entendre...u in trouble dude
....show you what for like double two....
Fuck ur girl til she's dazed, when she gets home she's seeing double u
---dece
Your girl calls me Jaws, but it's nothing to do with bad teeth, my friend
It's cuz after she sucked my dick, she was scared to ever go that deep again
---lolok
U a wizard, right? making ur dick disappear in a man's ass, you vagabond
Careful u homo fuck, or you'll end up with the same shit as Magic, wand
---eh
Ur bitch worships me, I'm her God, Her Saviour from the cravin' n thirst
She only calls you the Second Coming cuz I came in her first
---lol no but ur wording makes wack shit land harder than it should so props
This battle ends your life and ur marriage, i'll leave u dead inside
My words wreck families, have u driving away from ur kids like u Genocide
---lol no



Witty wins with better wording and harder hitting punches

[Blam Newton]

This warfare. You only know guerrillas from video games and that's wrong
Show you my revolver. you'll run while a barrel's spinnin but this ain't donkey kong
played but not bad
I'll show how weak you are. With the tools I come harder man
Watch me pull the metal to expose small fish like I'm opening a sardine can
not bad
I'm feared & respected in equal measure, this shit gettin me stoked
You're a laughing stock around the world. Everybody use Wit to make a joke
this was ok. probably has been done before but it wasnt bad.
How I can I take you serious? In my domain & ya steppin to a boss
Don't know where the fuck your Senses when you made that wack dude look better than he was
Not really feeling this.
Told ya girl I love her bed head look. I love them messy freaks
Plus she got that sweet head & I ain't seen honeycomb her hair in weeks
Slick.
& she keeps calling me up. Shits startin to drive me crazy
While I'm having to Fender off she's playing you like one on the daily
Nah.
Ya name's ironic cos you got no charm dude.. you ain't look clever dead
It's nothin for me to take you Outwit, cos I'm smarter & always 1 step ahead
nah.

..leave this kid quaking, u think Wit's breaking? Quit faking
Names appropriate, cuz a walk's the only W this bitch taking
Nah.
Fuck this noobie, I'm blazin' ya'll, this uzi erasing all the doubt
I call it Hokey Pokey...bullets go in, out, and shake him all about
2nd Hokey pokey line ive seen today. didnt really like it.
I can use the W in ur name as a double entendre...u in trouble dude
....show you what for like double two....
Fuck ur girl til she's dazed, when she gets home she's seeing double u
Nah.
Your girl calls me Jaws, but it's nothing to do with bad teeth, my friend
It's cuz after she sucked my dick, she was scared to ever go that deep again
this was ok.
U a wizard, right? making ur dick disappear in a man's ass, you vagabond
Careful u homo fuck, or you'll end up with the same shit as Magic, wand
Could've been better.
Ur bitch worships me, I'm her God, Her Saviour from the cravin' n thirst
She only calls you the Second Coming cuz I came in her first
No.
This battle ends your life and ur marriage, i'll leave u dead inside
My words wreck families, have u driving away from ur kids like u Genocide
Nah.

I really didnt like much of Witty's verse. I usually like his stuff but not today. Wanderer had an ok verse. More punch driven than Witty. I think Wanderer got this pretty easily. Vote- Wanderer.

[Og smokinstein]

This warfare. You only know guerrillas from video games and that's wrong
Show you my revolver. you'll run while a barrel's spinnin but this ain't donkey kong
Cool..but donkey kong bars are so played.
I'll show how weak you are. With the tools I come harder man
Watch me pull the metal to expose small fish like I'm opening a sardine can
descent
I'm feared & respected in equal measure, this shit gettin me stoked
You're a laughing stock around the world. Everybody use Wit to make a joke
Weak nameflip
How I can I take you serious? In my domain & ya steppin to a boss
Don't know where the fuck your Senses when you made that wack dude look better than he was
Too new to get that one, but maybe u speaking on ur opponent old battle.
Told ya girl I love her bed head look. I love them messy freaks
Plus she got that sweet head & I ain't seen honeycomb her hair in weeks
Wack
& she keeps calling me up. Shits startin to drive me crazy
While I'm having to Fender off she's playing you like one on the daily
Didn't get it.. cant say if it was wack or dope.
Ya name's ironic cos you got no charm dude.. you ain't look clever dead
It's nothin for me to take you Outwit, cos I'm smarter & always 1 step ahead
ok closer




Watch me..

...leave this kid quaking, u think Wit's breaking? Quit faking
Names appropriate, cuz a walk's the only W this bitch taking
Lite.. flow was cool.
Fuck this noobie, I'm blazin' ya'll, this uzi erasing all the doubt
I call it Hokey Pokey...bullets go in, out, and shake him all about
Lmao.. and my laughter is not a good thing.
I can use the W in ur name as a double entendre...u in trouble dude
....show you what for like double two....
Fuck ur girl til she's dazed, when she gets home she's seeing double u
Corny
Your girl calls me Jaws, but it's nothing to do with bad teeth, my friend
It's cuz after she sucked my dick, she was scared to ever go that deep again
What nigga? I mean I get the reference, but how u tied it together wasn't ..nevermind
U a wizard, right? making ur dick disappear in a man's ass, you vagabond
Careful u homo fuck, or you'll end up with the same shit as Magic, wand
That was kinda funny
Ur bitch worships me, I'm her God, Her Saviour from the cravin' n thirst
She only calls you the Second Coming cuz I came in her first
That was str8
This battle ends your life and ur marriage, i'll leave u dead inside
My words wreck families, have u driving away from ur kids like u Genocide
didn't get it

Both battlers where neck and neck.
But not for good reasons, I gotta go with wanderer, simply because his attempts at bars were better.

[Cred]

Pull the metal was fire, senses was light, outwit was light

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Magic wand was lol, second coming was ok

Ok, this battle was cool here. Both came kinda light tho. Wand had lotb wit that small fish line, magic wand was runner up. Wanderer came a bit more consistent here tho.

Vote - Wanderer

[Saint]

Witty. Wander is improving tho

[Ghost1]

I tried told this wigga not to use that cum line lmfao