A Nessy Journey: The Quest for Lama's Lime

[~RustyGunZ~]

Check in for character sheet and starting scenario.

[Witty]

Yo.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yo.

Witsford Wamley
Race: Dwarf
Class: Warrior
Level: 4
AP: 4
DP: 5
HP: 24
Weapons: None equipped
Armor: Leather chest piece +3DP, worn leather gloves +1DP, worn leather boots +1DP

......

You awake hungover in a tavern room you recognize fondly. You notice your trusty Warhammer "The Wamley Whaler" isn't resting by the door where you swear you left it...

What do you do?

[Sharp]

In in in
Witty wanna be co adventurers?

[veritas]

Check.

[Witty]

I get drunk again and mourn my missing hammer which I loved very much and start fights with everyone in the tavern who I think may have stolen it.
Sharp yesss

[~RustyGunZ~]

In in in
Witty wanna be co adventurers?

Darius Dragonclaw
Race: Half-elf
Class: Rogue
Level: 3
AP: 3
DP: 2
HP: 18
Weapons: Obsidian Dagger +2 AP
Armor: Hide Duster +2DP, Leather Boots +2DP

......

It's sunrise already? Can't get any sleep. .. You look at the bar mmaiden up and down and grin. She shakes her head and turns around. .

What do you do?

[Sharp]

Darius Dragonclaw
Race: Half-elf
Class: Rogue
Level: 3
AP: 3
DP: 2
HP: 18
Weapons: Obsidian Dagger +2 AP
Armor: Hide Duster +2DP, Leather Boots +2DP

......

It's sunrise already? Can't get any sleep. .. You look at the bar mmaiden up and down and grin. She shakes her head and turns around. .

What do you do?

Get drunk with Witty and help him in fights/stop him from attacking defenseless old ladies unless they deserve it

[~RustyGunZ~]

I get drunk again and mourn my missing hammer which I loved very much and start fights with everyone in the tavern who I think may have stolen it.
Sharp yesss

Go a bit slower there witsford.

We'll start with you take a gulp of the last bit of mead in your cup. You head out into the common area and yell bloody murder for answers. "THAT WAS ME FATHER'S AND HIS FATHER'S BEFORE! !" You grab a guy at the table nearest you and hit him once. He pleads you leave him be, he has no idea what you're going on about. .

What do you do?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Get drunk with Witty and help him in fights/stop him from attacking defenseless old ladies unless they deserve it

As I told witty be less broad about it.

You notice a tussle in the corner. It's your dear friend Witsford yelling about something and whaling on some poor guy. You notice a man in a hood nearing him from behind. He seems way to calm while everyone else is getting riled up.

What do you do?

[Witty]

I tell him to tell me everything he saw and ask if he say anyone with my hammer.

[Witty]

*saw

[Sharp]

As I told witty be less broad about it.

You notice a tussle in the corner. It's your dear friend Witsford yelling about something and whaling on some poor guy. You notice a man in a hood nearing him from behind. He seems way to calm while everyone else is getting riled up.

What do you do?

TACKLE HIM

WITTY LOOK OUT

[Hush]

Lmao well played


I got my d20 ready

[veritas]

In.

[sral]

In

[Split Eight]

in my nigga

[SHECK WES]

Hello I am check

[Adonis]

I'm going to fucking mermaid and ukulele parade with my daughter's, real life is awesome

[~RustyGunZ~]

Just gimme a minute boy-os

Lars and Veritas are a group

Adonis and Dr dog are a group that will meet cleft fsggot

Prepare

[~RustyGunZ~]

In.

Kade Harrow
Race: Human
Class: Rogue
Level: 4
AP: 5
DP: 4
HP: 22
Weapons: Silver shorts word +3 AP
Armor: worn Iron full set with red cape +7 DP


In

Harris Qwap
Race: Halfling
Class: Rogue
Level: 4
AP: 2
DP: 5
HP: 17
Weapons: rusty musket +4 AP, iron dagger +2 AP
Armor: full leather set +5 DP, furry hat +0 DP

You're a duo of rogue head hunters. You're walking down the road to Garmoll to confront your most recent employer of your failure in capturing his wives lover. Morale is low and it won't stop raining. You notice a rustle in a bush nearby.

What so you do?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmao well played


I got my d20 ready

Want in? Your pick if party or solo

[SHECK WES]

Waiting

[~RustyGunZ~]

in my nigga

Ralik Fornsir
Race: Elf
Class: Warrior
Level: 5
AP: 6
DP: 4
HP: 26
Weapons: Oak baton +2 AP, Eleven crossbow +5 AP (10 bolts)
Armor: full leather guard uniform +6 DP

Hello I am check

Cleftak Clumbskirt
Race: Goblin
Class: Rogue
Level: 2
AP: 1
DP: 2
HP: 11
Weapons: none
Armor: cloth rags +0 DP


Ralik sits heavy eyed as he approaches his 6th hour of the days shift. What's taking Kolla so long to get me a god Damn break? You hear some rocks getting brushed around over in one of the cells. You look at the creature behind the bars as it gives you a dead glare and whistles at you with its mouth closed.

What do you do?

[SHECK WES]

Lmaooooooooo reps, have them all

[Hush]

Lmaooooooooo reps, have them all

A wild lip goblin appears



Yeah I'm in solo dolo

[Mr. J]

Adventure is my middle name...

[Orc]

Can i play

[SHECK WES]

I fuck wit y'all nigga man

[Witty]

I once led a full flock of ship for a month in the hills of Limerick, they were my family.

[Hush]

Squad me up with Orc

[~RustyGunZ~]

Witty Sharp

Witsford tells the man he needs answers. As he can barely mutter more than a few words, sobbing he points behind Witsford towards the barkeep. He sees his hammer leaning against the back wall behind the bar. As he steps towards the front of the tavern his friend jumps in front of him, tackling a mysterious hooded man. The man stumbles back up waving a silver longs word around frantically and tells you to come with him. Don't put up a fuss I got a bounty to claim!

What do you do?

Whoever answers first will set in motion the pace

[~RustyGunZ~]

Can i play

Squad me up with Orc

Un momento

@ mr. J you will be the guy who witty just harassed friend that was in the bathroom

Character sheets to come

I will no longer be adding people until this progresses more/people die

[Orc]

Squad me up with Orc

Leaders of some sort of ruffian band

[Sharp]

Witty Sharp

Witsford tells the man he needs answers. As he can barely mutter more than a few words, sobbing he points behind Witsford towards the barkeep. He sees his hammer leaning against the back wall behind the bar. As he steps towards the front of the tavern his friend jumps in front of him, tackling a mysterious hooded man. The man stumbles back up waving a silver longs word around frantically and tells you to come with him. Don't put up a fuss I got a bounty to claim!

What do you do?

Whoever answers first will set in motion the pace

Gotta draw my dagger to cover Witty while he gets his hammer... Not striking this dude unless witty's armed or he makes a move

[Mr. J]

Well then I ask my dear friend why he had allowed himself to be harassed over a matter that didn't concern him

[~RustyGunZ~]

Gotta draw my dagger to cover Witty while he gets his hammer... Not striking this dude unless witty's armed or he makes a move

He swings his silver sword towards you and puts a slash in your armor. "Don't get yourself killed for one of those tree stumps!"

He pulls back his blade and gives you them I'm gonna tuck ya boi eyes

What do you do?

Witty as you approach the bar the maiden steps in front of your hammer " you'll get this when you pay for all the brew and bed you've taken this week dwarf"

What do you do?

[Sharp]

Dude wtf is this dialog

[~RustyGunZ~]

Leaders of some sort of ruffian band

Saka "Slick" Ghotti
Race: Dark Elf
Class: Warrior
Level: 5
AP: 5
DP: 5
HP: 23
Weapons: Obsidian longsword +5 AP
Armor: full iron set with blue legion cape +8 DP

Squad me up with Orc

Victroth Pareza
Race: Undead
Class: Mage
Level: 5
AP: 6
DP: 4
HP: 24
Weapons: iron short sword +3 AP
Armor: full iron set with blue legion cape +8 DP
Spells: Ignite -5HP with -1HP per move for up to 3 moves

You've just arrived in Port Jorl to meet with your general to train some new troops. You hear a ruckus near a tavern down the street. "We should really get going, don't wanna be late.."

What do you do?

[~RustyGunZ~]

Dude wtf is this dialog

It's good stuff believe me

Take your turn

[Hush]

I look over to my surly dark elf companion. "Surely we have time for a quick cup of grog" as I nod towards the tavern.

[Orc]

"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

[Sharp]

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

[Orc]

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

[~RustyGunZ~]

Wait is orc writing this or knuck

WITTY GET YOUR GOD DAMN HAMMER I'M STARING DOWN TREEGUY

He swung at you brio

[Hush]

Lmao did i do it wrong?? Me and hush are a team I thought

Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.


Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

[Orc]

Lol! We could create our own shit but I think he point is for us to react off his interpretations of what we do. You basically trying to drive the car from the back seat.


Also didn't notice I was a zombie. Nice

Hahahaha I didn't mean to be that dude begging for the aux wire

[veritas]

The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.

[Sharp]

He swung at you brio

Word

Entering combat

Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

[~RustyGunZ~]

"This grog tastes like piss, brother" I say with a sigh. "Victreth, please tuck your fucking skin in, we're drawing too much attention to ourselves".

The tavern doors burst open.

A drunk old man runs out flailing his arms every which way screaming about a tiny barbarian taking the home base and knocks you both over. As you get up the generals assistant comes waddling down the street bright red. "You're late! He's waiting and not for much longer freaks!"....

What do you do?

And yes Orc the dungeon master leads the story but I appreciate yalls efforts

[~RustyGunZ~]

The rain disguised the ruffling at first, but luckily Kade''s senses were hardened from battle. It could have been a raggurat or maybe something even worse, like the behemoth squirrel. I looked at Harris, he to had heard it.

I unsheathed my silver sword and looked to Harris, who had as well. We rushed towards the bush with professional quickNess and bad intentions.


Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

[Mr. J]

My character casts 'Ember' boiling a pot of water

[veritas]

Something jumps from the bushes

Woah Woah woah!! Don't kill me man!

Just calm down I can make you rich!

He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

[ill nik-A]

Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

[Mr. J]

My character casts 'Confuse'

[Hush]

Y'all niggaz have gone full retard now.

This loled me

[~RustyGunZ~]

He squeeked the words out just as my blade touched his jugular. He soiled himself and the smell made Harris laugh. He had a strange sense of humor, but he was solid in the scrap.

I leaned in and felt the rain. It was mixing away the man's tears.

*get to the point....before I do* I said as I pushed the blade into his neck.

My Dad runs Garmoll! Just get me there safely and he'll pay you handsomely!

[El Muffin]

Lol

Make it good if you will

[~RustyGunZ~]

Word

Entering combat

Witty you best bitch slap that lady, get your hammer and back me up

You poke at the man and hit

You hit at 7 AP and he is now at 24 HP

His counter strikes and does 7 AP

You now have 17 HP

What do you do next?

[Sharp]

I know how I look but tbr I have never played one of these games

What are my options

I send out Pikachu

[~RustyGunZ~]

I know how I look but tbr I have never played one of these games

What are my options

I send out Pikachu

You could keep fighting or flee to wherever. Could run towards witty or just bounce

Might not succeed in fleeing might die in battle

Your call bro you got yourself in this tussle

[Hush]

A drunk old man runs out flailing his arms every which way screaming about a tiny barbarian taking the home base and knocks you both over. As you get up the generals assistant comes waddling down the street bright red. "You're late! He's waiting and not for much longer freaks!"....

What do you do?

And yes Orc the dungeon master leads the story but I appreciate yalls efforts

No man may rush the lord of decay . We will hear more of this tiny barbarian

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol

Make it good if you will

K but no more groups til you meet one

4ever alone

Darinoc Bloodbreather
Race: Orc
Class: Warrior
Level: 4
AP: 4
DP: 4
HP: 28
Weapons: iron schimatar +3 AP
Armor: worn iron gauntlets, cuirass and boots +5 DP

You're just arriving at Port Jorl. Now that the war back home is over you've decided to come to the melting pot for work, hoping your battle tested skills can make you some steady coin. Or maybe you'll just enjoy the culture and find other ways to make your way.

Another fella on the boat nods your way. "What brings ya?"

[veritas]

My Dad runs Garmoll! Just get me there safely and he'll pay you handsomely!

A bolt of lightening flashed across the stormy sky highlighting the fear in his eyes. Something else too.

*a liars eyes* Harris said.

*yes* I agreed. At any rate, do you think I would he fool ebough to go to him and say that I could have killed his foolish son? And why would he be fool ebough to be wandering out here in such a storm?*

The blade passed across his neck and sprayed arterial blood.

I reached down and saw his ring. Took it.


Harris and I decided to head to Garmoll and kill his family before they could kill us.

[Sharp]

You could keep fighting or flee to wherever. Could run towards witty or just bounce

Might not succeed in fleeing might die in battle

Your call bro you got yourself in this tussle
Knuck

If there's one skill I have its avoiding combat

I'm gonna run towards witty

[SHECK WES]

Accepting group offers

Don't all ask at once tho

Rashard Mendenhall

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knuck

If there's one skill I have its avoiding combat

I'm gonna run towards witty

Your flee is successful

As you run you can either grab Witty away from the situation to help or flee with you, or knock over the maiden and throw him his hammer, leaving him to fight solo for a turn

[~RustyGunZ~]

Accepting group offers

Don't all ask at once tho

Rashard Mendenhall

You're in a jail cell which was me being nice getting you involved

One more freepost trying to not be a cleft lip goblin and you will get mauled by a rat in your cell

[~RustyGunZ~]

A bolt of lightening flashed across the stormy sky highlighting the fear in his eyes. Something else too.

*a liars eyes* Harris said.

*yes* I agreed. At any rate, do you think I would he fool ebough to go to him and say that I could have killed his foolish son? And why would he be fool ebough to be wandering out here in such a storm?*

The blade passed across his neck and sprayed arterial blood.

I reached down and saw his ring. Took it.


Harris and I decided to head to Garmoll and kill his family before they could kill us.

Harris is inspecting the ring as you approach Garmoll.. when he suddenly realizes it has the insignia of the Lama Family, the area's wealthiest and most respected business units.

"How are we going to go about this, pal?"

[SHECK WES]

"Tsssssss tssssssss!!!!!"


Is I doing it right now mastah?

[~RustyGunZ~]

No man may rush the lord of decay . We will hear more of this tiny barbarian

You grab the man and he bites your arm taking 1 HP

"HAHAHAHA FOR GHAROD!!! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!"

He runs into an alley stumbling into almost everything in his path

You hear the screams of a woman inside of the tavern as you step to chase after the lunatic..

What do you do?

[Split Eight]

Ralik Fornsir
Race: Elf
Class: Warrior
Level: 5
AP: 6
DP: 4
HP: 26
Weapons: Oak baton +2 AP, Eleven crossbow +5 AP (10 bolts)
Armor: full leather guard uniform +6 DP



Cleftak Clumbskirt
Race: Goblin
Class: Rogue
Level: 2
AP: 1
DP: 2
HP: 11
Weapons: none
Armor: cloth rags +0 DP


Ralik sits heavy eyed as he approaches his 6th hour of the days shift. What's taking Kolla so long to get me a god Damn break? You hear some rocks getting brushed around over in one of the cells. You look at the creature behind the bars as it gives you a dead glare and whistles at you with its mouth closed.

What do you do?
I wield my oak baton and approach the cell. Fully erect

[~RustyGunZ~]

I wield my oak baton and approach the cell. Fully erect

The goblin whispers, still mouth shut, about a really cool touch football game he needs to get to at the Port. Let him out and he'll let you tag along and finger his wench.

[Witty]

I wake from a coma like state of unconciousness...cuz that's what I just did irl.

[sral]

Harris is inspecting the ring as you approach Garmoll.. when he suddenly realizes it has the insignia of the Lama Family, the area's wealthiest and most respected business units.

"How are we going to go about this, pal?"

I don't tell Veritas that I've seen the insignia on the coin and so he believes my question was just about our approach to Garmoll.

I keep the news to myself and carry on walking with him into the city, with Veritas unaware of the treasures we may yet find...

[Sharp]

I wake from a coma like state of unconciousness...cuz that's what I just did irl.

Hey

I just knocked over the barmaid and tossed you the hammer

Get ready to fuck up some dude who keeps talking about trees

I'ma join you in a turn unless you run

Knucklehead

[sral]

lmao @ my character having a furry hat with +0DP

also JUST NOTICED MUFF IS IN THE SAME AREA AS HUSH/ORC

SHIT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[Orc]

You grab the man and he bites your arm taking 1 HP

"HAHAHAHA FOR GHAROD!!! THE SPIDERS ARE COMING!"

He runs into an alley stumbling into almost everything in his path

You hear the screams of a woman inside of the tavern as you step to chase after the lunatic..

What do you do?

We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern. We must catch this man.

[veritas]

We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern.

What kind of rogue leader are you, my irish brother? smh. You rape them and make them feed you grapes.

[Orc]

What kind of rogue leader are you, my irish brother? smh. You rape them and make them feed you grapes.

Women line my bed at night. The day is a time for action. There are more pressing matters at hand, sir

[veritas]

Women line my bed at night. The day is a time for action. There are more pressing matters at hand, sir

fair. Good luck.

[El Muffin]

K but no more groups til you meet one

4ever alone

Darinoc Bloodbreather
Race: Orc
Class: Warrior
Level: 4
AP: 4
DP: 4
HP: 28
Weapons: iron schimatar +3 AP
Armor: worn iron gauntlets, cuirass and boots +5 DP

You're just arriving at Port Jorl. Now that the war back home is over you've decided to come to the melting pot for work, hoping your battle tested skills can make you some steady coin. Or maybe you'll just enjoy the culture and find other ways to make your way.

Another fella on the boat nods your way. "What brings ya?"


"Coin HUMAN ..nothing more ..nothing less ."

I warily eye this man for what seems like minutes on end. I wonder if he'll provide the information I wish to obtain.

"Do y00 noe of a mage by the name of Victroth Patreza?"

A resounding Hush washes over the remaining passengers

The man replies "but but..Vicyroth? He's one of the Undead !" His moustache is as dark as the deepest abyss!

I stand up in rage .snarling n shit coz ima orc nigga

Vicroth,? Let me tell u bout Vicroth!

He's brought shame to my family. Hrs stolen my name and has betrayed me countless times on end

I was supposed to be the leader of his Suicide Squad!

Damn you Victrothhhhh!

[Hush]

We ignore the woman; wenches are none of our concern. We must catch this man.

I will feast on this mans flesh and that of his family. Villages will burn ere nightfall elf lord.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Sorry Bros have had a 103 fever and threw chunks all over my office

[Mr. J]

My character casts 'Cure'

[Sharp]

My character casts 'Cure'

My character pays you a tribute of (1) ether


Take notes knuck

[Chamber]

lol yah'll bugged out.

[Split Eight]

The goblin whispers, still mouth shut, about a really cool touch football game he needs to get to at the Port. Let him out and he'll let you tag along and finger his wench.

I ask him why he's in jail

[Split Eight]

Muff: a lifetime of doing it wrong

when will it end?!?????

[Split Eight]

I hope this is actually a quest for Lama's lime

[El Muffin]

Muff: a lifetime of doing it wrong

when will it end?!?????

I did it wrong?

[sral]

Knucklehead finish what you started yo

[~RustyGunZ~]

Will continue in an hour or so

[Ghost1]

I've decided I'm going to read this entire thread out loud to my daughter for a bed time story and use different voices for each character

Here's hoping u guys didn't say "faggot" 17 times per post

[Kenny the OG]

These niggas here

[Pharaohs Army]

weirdos.
I feel like this is the kind of thread Knuck would be making fun of, not orchestrating.

[Inno]

How come u didn't see this before lol

[Ghost1]

Lmao

Yea but take this shit down

[~RustyGunZ~]

weirdos.
I feel like this is the kind of thread Knuck would be making fun of, not orchestrating.

You don't know me bitch

[Pharaohs Army]

You don't know me bitch

That's more like it.

Na I just don't have context for this game/exercise. I'm sure it's a hoot for those who know about it. Nice work. People had a good time.

[Ghost1]

Please let this cringe thread die