This thread proves I am like a Saint

[Witty]

So I was in a bar watching my team win against thier biggest rivals, and this amazing looking chick was all over me, asking me to come back to hers, she said my eyes were 'magical'...and I thanked her, bought her a few drinks, then explained to her she was very beautiful but I am in love with a woman who is having my child, and left.

On my life she was insanely hot.

[SHECK WES]

I'm both happy and sad

[Mr. J]

On my life she was insanely hot.

would you say she was....



















a fox?

[sral]

lmao this thread only confirms the fact youre a faggot as long thought

also, I PM'd you my number yo

I travel over the 25th March

not sure we'll even be in your vicinity at all but i'll let you know where I am and where were heading Witty

[Chill Phil]

Witty, you're so young. I've had to walk away from a few gorgeous chicks as I too was in love for two of my past relationships.

Partly responsible for why I detest Adele's music so much, outside the fact that it has miserable content.

[anime_boners]

would you say she was....



















a fox?

i'm extremely mad that i have to rep this post

[Useless]

Further proof that women only want taken men. Even if that taken man is border line retarded

[Dove Dozer]

pics or it didn't happen lol

[Diode]

i've never been in this situation because i'm a jerk and don't like to be bothered when i am busy drinking

:D

[Batty]

well done, Witty. You've taken your first steps into a much bigger world.

[uh-oh]

I disagree with all of these dummies

Remember this day wittison. Know the opportunity you have squandered.

[dull boy]

Yeah. I'll half heartily agree with uh-oh. When your current relationship fails and you're 47 you'll think back to this event with regret.

I'm simultaneously proud of you and believe you've made the right decision.

[Witty]

Further proof that women only want taken men. Even if that taken man is border line retarded

Border line?

I'm flattered.

[veritas]

With the exception of needing external validation from scumbags this was well done, fox.

[Witty]

I don't think it was about validation, but what do I know...my mind has a mind of it's own.

I can't find it at home...it hides in the stove.

[Witty]

Diode me too usually, but I was in a bar for the game and bars tend to have other people in them, unfortunately.

[Useless]

when I drink alone, I prefer to be by myself

[Vulgar]

I can't find it at home...it hides in the stove.

http://i.imgur.com/hzWr5Tm.gif

[Hush]

Negged