Junto vs Toil (ROAST BATTLE) - TOIL WINS VIA NS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


Due THURSDAY

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
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Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
You MUST vote on all battles & post your links in the Voting Thread
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

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Junto Toil

[Junto]

how many you wanna go OG

[Toil]

Sup J? Ideally the max. But will that get any votes?

If you drop a toil-et punch I'll hunt you down

[Toil]

Extension pls?

[Junto]

yea we good... you still want 20...

[Toil]

Only had time for 12, sorry


Minimum wage mofo....

Ya job looks demeaning, bet ya wish u chose dealing...
only time you ‘collect high level paper’...is cleaning wet tissue off the ceiling
Call me Voldermort, my words’ll make you groan from hurt, till...
…you’re just another whiny dead bitch in the toilet, like Moaning Myrtle
Fuck the bowl, I’ll christen those cisterns with poo...
It’s Upper Deckers in tandem: my glock’ll leave a load in your system too
Tensing ya arms to no avail, it shows ya can’t pitch...
Least ya girl must be a great catch. Cus you clearly throw like a bitch
Ya love to brag: “I love glory holes, there’s no shame who you blow”
This Peacock’s found the pipe in the bathroom more than any game of Cluedo
Acting like that graffiti is his, really he just found the sign...
A wannabe graffer. Closest you get to tagging is {quote} {/quote} round my lines
Pony on his chest, this guy wishes he was a dyke or a whore instead...
Least I’ll give him the unicorn he always dreamed off...when I stick a spike to the horse’s head

[Junto]

busy night yo... i'll post up tomorrow if it's allowed