BR Semi Finals: Junto vs Karaoke - KARAOKE WINS

[Orc]

Congratulations on teaching the semi finals of the Battle Royale tournament. So far you have excelled in group competition and then followed it up by effectively tagging with an assigned partner.

This round also has a twist to it. You'll be battling your partner.

You've teamed up well. You came together to take down two other worthy opponents. The problem is simple; only one may progress to the final, which means that those who were partners last round are enemies this.

Who carried who? Who worded the lines?

Let's find out.

Due Saturday
House Rules apply
Junto King Karaoke

[Junto]

how many...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

10-12...

Bye...

[Junto]

King Karaoke

ext?

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Ok...

Bye...

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Listen bitch, I'll fuck u up all over the board
& leave u crippled, u'll have jerky movements that'll could earn Diode another award
You grew up wanting to be a bride and not the groom
Couldn't play sports cuz Matt Barnes wasn't the only 1 chasing guys in the locker room
U beat 2 hall of famers, I beat them all so stop being cocky, prick
I'll throw jabs at your grill and leave 'The Goon' missing teeth like that hockey flick
Those garbage ass rhymes need to get thrown in a bin
That sweet shit you're talking could kill Phife dawg all over again
Your style's trash, you couldn't make single person around a lover
I'll send shots at your dome and split your wig in half like Sia's album cover
You're not consistent enough, most of your lines are filler, bro
Let's not forget ur a rapist who's got more girls saying "Don't" than a Bryson Tiller show

Bye...

[Junto]

look...

I regret to say it but ur wack style's no longer getting play
all these 'recent events' in ur verses... but not a single fuckin one on ya résumé
I'll catch u wit ya fam & leave u wet wit the steel, Tell the rest to kneel...
& I won't stop the shooting there. just Keep air'n shit out like a hermetic seal
every concept Jun bring is fresh & dope. thats not a rumor.
and you... just knocked off 1's... like Nova and the Sooners
If I get pinched it's an hour then out - my lawyer go to synagogue
ur a bitch. ur quick time served helps u get back early from lunch at ur City job
Knuck showed ur ugly face then ur whole thug charade ended horribly.
pussy... we all seen why u call yaself King cuz u REALLY got the authority.
Yea ur wife calls me lover but I'm a fighter. I'd stop ur heart wit the thunder fists
'Fuckin whale on his chest'. Like the caption ya Instagram pic shoulda had under it

[Schadenfreude]

The verse was good, extremely consistent w/ solid hits from start to finish. The only problem is, none of those did any significant damage. Although eveything landed, not a single punch was a heavy hitter nor haymaker. Also usually you create very harsh personals that fuck dudes up, yet this verse was full of generics. Tbh your weak shit is better than most ppl's best, but this wasn't up to the standard u set for yourself, imo.

versus

Nasty verse, you only had one real miss, which was the "pussy" line. Other than that this drop was pretty killer, the best aspect were the cleverly flipped harsh personals.

Overal JUNTO took it, I came in fully expecting KK to win, but Jun bodied, propers to both.

[Useless]

Listen bitch, I'll fuck u up all over the board
& leave u crippled, u'll have jerky movements that'll could earn Diode another award
U beat 2 hall of famers, I beat them all so stop being cocky, prick
I'll throw jabs at your grill and leave 'The Goon' missing teeth like that hockey flick
You're not consistent enough, most of your lines are filler, bro
Let's not forget ur a rapist who's got more girls saying "Don't" than a Bryson Tiller show


Vs



I regret to say it but ur wack style's no longer getting play
all these 'recent events' in ur verses... but not a single fuckin one on ya résumé
Yea ur wife calls me lover but I'm a fighter. I'd stop ur heart wit the thunder fists
'Fuckin whale on his chest'. Like the caption ya Instagram pic shoulda had under it



I gotta go with karaoke here, I thought his verse was more consistent. Juntos opener was hard af tho, I liked that shit. But I didn't really like the rest of ur personals. Wasn't feeling the wording on "knocked off 1's" either even tho concept was dope. Closer was lulz tho.



V. Kare

[Toil]

KK: jerky movements, Phife dawg, Bryson Tiller
Junto: recent events, Instagram

Junto's opener was the LOTB, but KK had more hits and came generally more consistent (e.g. J's hermetic seal and city job punches felt more like filler). So I'm giving it to K

Vote = Kare

[Cred]

Listen bitch, I'll fuck u up all over the board
& leave u crippled, u'll have jerky movements that'll could earn Diode another award
- this was koo
You grew up wanting to be a bride and not the groom
Couldn't play sports cuz Matt Barnes wasn't the only 1 chasing guys in the locker room
- lol nice
U beat 2 hall of famers, I beat them all so stop being cocky, prick
I'll throw jabs at your grill and leave 'The Goon' missing teeth like that hockey flick
- fuego
Those garbage ass rhymes need to get thrown in a bin
That sweet shit you're talking could kill Phife dawg all over again
- aight
Your style's trash, you couldn't make single person around a lover
I'll send shots at your dome and split your wig in half like Sia's album cover
- koo
You're not consistent enough, most of your lines are filler, bro
Let's not forget ur a rapist who's got more girls saying "Don't" than a Bryson Tiller show
- wasn't feelin this

Vs

I regret to say it but ur wack style's no longer getting play
all these 'recent events' in ur verses... but not a single fuckin one on ya résumé
- ok this decent
I'll catch u wit ya fam & leave u wet wit the steel, Tell the rest to kneel...
& I won't stop the shooting there. just Keep air'n shit out like a hermetic seal
- aight
every concept Jun bring is fresh & dope. thats not a rumor.
and you... just knocked off 1's... like Nova and the Sooners
- wasn't feelin this
If I get pinched it's an hour then out - my lawyer go to synagogue
ur a bitch. ur quick time served helps u get back early from lunch at ur City job
- lol fire
Knuck showed ur ugly face then ur whole thug charade ended horribly.
pussy... we all seen why u call yaself King cuz u REALLY got the authority.
- i like this
Yea ur wife calls me lover but I'm a fighter. I'd stop ur heart wit the thunder fists
'Fuckin whale on his chest'. Like the caption ya Instagram pic shoulda had under it
- nah bro

Yeah this a close one here. I fucks with both verses, kare jus edged this one out here imo tho.

Vote - karaoke

[SHECK WES]

Hi...

Listen bitch, I'll fuck u up all over the board
& leave u crippled, u'll have jerky movements that'll could earn Diode another award
alright cool
You grew up wanting to be a bride and not the groom
Couldn't play sports cuz Matt Barnes wasn't the only 1 chasing guys in the locker room
decent for me
U beat 2 hall of famers, I beat them all so stop being cocky, prick
I'll throw jabs at your grill and leave 'The Goon' missing teeth like that hockey flick
good one
Those garbage ass rhymes need to get thrown in a bin
That sweet shit you're talking could kill Phife dawg all over again
wasnt feeling this one
Your style's trash, you couldn't make single person around a lover
I'll send shots at your dome and split your wig in half like Sia's album cover
decent
You're not consistent enough, most of your lines are filler, bro
Let's not forget ur a rapist who's got more girls saying "Don't" than a Bryson Tiller show
ha good closer


Vs


I regret to say it but ur wack style's no longer getting play
all these 'recent events' in ur verses... but not a single fuckin one on ya résumé
g shit that is his style lol, nice line
I'll catch u wit ya fam & leave u wet wit the steel, Tell the rest to kneel...
& I won't stop the shooting there. just Keep air'n shit out like a hermetic seal
alright
every concept Jun bring is fresh & dope. thats not a rumor.
and you... just knocked off 1's... like Nova and the Sooners
didnt like this
If I get pinched it's an hour then out - my lawyer go to synagogue
ur a bitch. ur quick time served helps u get back early from lunch at ur City job
decent nothing special imo
Knuck showed ur ugly face then ur whole thug charade ended horribly.
pussy... we all seen why u call yaself King cuz u REALLY got the authority.
i liked this a lot, nice
Yea ur wife calls me lover but I'm a fighter. I'd stop ur heart wit the thunder fists
'Fuckin whale on his chest'. Like the caption ya Instagram pic shoulda had under it
nah

Damn this one was close. Literally if jun had 1 more nice line in there he would have taken this. But kar just posted a really consistent verse, mostly everything landed but varied. I really liked Jun's personals on kar with the style line and the authority one, those were nice. But yeah because Jun had more misses than kar, his good lines don't outweigh kar's consistency.

Vote Karoke

[Joe Boston]

King Karaoke

Listen bitch, I'll fuck u up all over the board
& leave u crippled, u'll have jerky movements that'll could earn Diode another award
Nice flip

You grew up wanting to be a bride and not the groom
Couldn't play sports cuz Matt Barnes wasn't the only 1 chasing guys in the locker room
Lol

U beat 2 hall of famers, I beat them all so stop being cocky, prick
I'll throw jabs at your grill and leave 'The Goon' missing teeth like that hockey flick
Nice metaphorical comparison

Those garbage ass rhymes need to get thrown in a bin
That sweet shit you're talking could kill Phife dawg all over again
Ok hit thought u couldve done something more to make this,reference stand out

Your style's trash, you couldn't make single person around a lover
I'll send shots at your dome and split your wig in half like Sia's album cover
Dope lol

You're not consistent enough, most of your lines are filler, bro
Let's not forget ur a rapist who's got more girls saying "Don't" than a Bryson Tiller show
Lol

Junto


I regret to say it but ur wack style's no longer getting play
all these 'recent events' in ur verses... but not a single fuckin one on ya résumé
This was ok for me came off a little basic

I'll catch u wit ya fam & leave u wet wit the steel, Tell the rest to kneel...
& I won't stop the shooting there. just Keep air'n shit out like a hermetic seal
Nice dope metaphore

every concept Jun bring is fresh & dope. thats not a rumor.
and you... just knocked off 1's... like Nova and the Sooners
Couldve done more with this reference

If I get pinched it's an hour then out - my lawyer go to synagogue
ur a bitch. ur quick time served helps u get back early from lunch at ur City job
Didnt like how this was worded

Knuck showed ur ugly face then ur whole thug charade ended horribly.
pussy... we all seen why u call yaself King cuz u REALLY got the authority
Nah

Yea ur wife calls me lover but I'm a fighter. I'd stop ur heart wit the thunder fists
'Fuckin whale on his chest'. Like the caption ya Instagram pic shoulda had under it
Nah

Junto had the hemetic seal line which was dope i felt tho he couldve polished some lines,a bit more Nova and City Job had potential too. King had some nice flips along with some good metaphores that Sia concept was tough. I got him taking this for more consistency and creativity

V/King