Contendership Match: Destroyer vs Schadenfreude - SCHADENFREUDE WINS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


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Destroyer Schadenfreude

[Destroyer]

hahaha
pics?

[Schadenfreude]

Lol foh, regulation 12.

[Destroyer]

Des is a lethal threat, & this faggot thinks he the best
u got Freud right in ur name, so watch me serve up some ego death
I'm nice w/these hands, but I'll still cap em right where he stands
these gats'll have u spin round back where u started - I call em recycling cans
scrape up an amount to pay, but ur still gonna know how outlaws play
cuz even if I see Schad dough, he's going in a hole like its Groundhog Day
I'm taking ur girl too, & gonna make her my ho... u copy?
so ur bout to be 'good at this jerky thing' like u took up diode's new hobby
to be frank, I'll climb ur castle walls, & u won't see me coming, sir
tear the flesh from ur head, & leave ur skull on ur chest - that's the punisher
got more tech, & I can't fuckin wait to see this whore flex
cuz my gun a teacher's pen. the red marks it leaves'll make that core wrecked

[Orc]

Once again..

Beat Me in the 1st pic battle I ever had to write or recite,
let’s have another pick battle: choose how I’ll kill u - then fight for ya life.
A stepping stone to get me to the chip & trust I’ll belong..
u’re never touching the throne, next chip u see’ll be for a customer’s phone.
Ya wife loves sucking dick, spits swallows slurps burps flem
swear soon as I unzip, that bitch’s head & neck snaps like Earthworm Jim.
In ya house, murk u & ya spouse w/o waking the neighbors
use a old snub same age as u, that’s the 40/40 club w/o making the Majors.
But Ion’t even need to let the tool bang to leave dude slain
show up one dark night & put a bat across his chest, now he Bruce Wayne.
Or better yet Bruce Jenner, fag so flaming he’s half-cinder,
mad tender, if ever this lame talk bout letting the thang off, it’s transgender.

..BODY.

[Schadenfreude]

Good luck.

[JShazo]

I go schad taking the W here. Wasn't feeling too much from Des this time around, aside from the recycle can bar.

Schad had the 40/40 and earth work jim bars. i fucked with

vote schadenfreud his high point outweight des's high points here.

[Toil]

Des: recycling cans, Ground hog day
Shad: opener, Earthworm Jim, forty forty

Shad took it. That Earthworm Gym line could've been fire with a better set-up imo

Vote = Shadenfreud

[Tic]

Des is a lethal threat, & this faggot thinks he the best
u got Freud right in ur name, so watch me serve up some ego death
This is ok. Concept is nice, but execution lacked IMO.
I'm nice w/these hands, but I'll still cap em right where he stands
these gats'll have u spin round back where u started - I call em recycling cans
I like this.
scrape up an amount to pay, but ur still gonna know how outlaws play
cuz even if I see Schad dough, he's going in a hole like its Groundhog Day
Ok but you could've took a different angle I think.
I'm taking ur girl too, & gonna make her my ho... u copy?
so ur bout to be 'good at this jerky thing' like u took up diode's new hobby
Lol not feeling this.
to be frank, I'll climb ur castle walls, & u won't see me coming, sir
tear the flesh from ur head, & leave ur skull on ur chest - that's the punisher
Eh.
got more tech, & I can't fuckin wait to see this whore flex
cuz my gun a teacher's pen. the red marks it leaves'll make that core wrecked
Usually red marks are left when the answer is wrong. But it's ok.

Once again..

Beat Me in the 1st pic battle I ever had to write or recite,
let’s have another pick battle: choose how I’ll kill u - then fight for ya life.
Not feeling this.
A stepping stone to get me to the chip & trust I’ll belong..
u’re never touching the throne, next chip u see’ll be for a customer’s phone.
Chip / Ship as in Champ? Nah.
Ya wife loves sucking dick, spits swallows slurps burps flem
swear soon as I unzip, that bitch’s head & neck snaps like Earthworm Jim.
Not feeling.
In ya house, murk u & ya spouse w/o waking the neighbors
use a old snub same age as u, that’s the 40/40 club w/o making the Majors.
I like this.
But Ion’t even need to let the tool bang to leave dude slain
show up one dark night & put a bat across his chest, now he Bruce Wayne.
I liked this.
Or better yet Bruce Jenner, fag so flaming he’s half-cinder,
mad tender, if ever this lame talk bout letting the thang off, it’s transgender.
Flow is good, but not feeling the punch.
..BODY.
I got Schad edging this with 2 quotes to 1. It was close though. I've seen better from both, honestly.

[SHECK WES]

Des is a lethal threat, & this faggot thinks he the best
u got Freud right in ur name, so watch me serve up some ego death
could have worked but didn't like it in this case
I'm nice w/these hands, but I'll still cap em right where he stands
these gats'll have u spin round back where u started - I call em recycling cans
this was good
scrape up an amount to pay, but ur still gonna know how outlaws play
cuz even if I see Schad dough, he's going in a hole like its Groundhog Day
i liked this too
I'm taking ur girl too, & gonna make her my ho... u copy?
so ur bout to be 'good at this jerky thing' like u took up diode's new hobby
decent
to be frank, I'll climb ur castle walls, & u won't see me coming, sir
tear the flesh from ur head, & leave ur skull on ur chest - that's the punisher
not liking this one
got more tech, & I can't fuckin wait to see this whore flex
cuz my gun a teacher's pen. the red marks it leaves'll make that core wrecked
this shit dope af

Vs


Beat Me in the 1st pic battle I ever had to write or recite,
let’s have another pick battle: choose how I’ll kill u - then fight for ya life.
nah, had a chance but didn't like how you finished it
A stepping stone to get me to the chip & trust I’ll belong..
u’re never touching the throne, next chip u see’ll be for a customer’s phone.
since when is chip short for championship, nah come on
Ya wife loves sucking dick, spits swallows slurps burps flem
swear soon as I unzip, that bitch’s head & neck snaps like Earthworm Jim.
lol ok
In ya house, murk u & ya spouse w/o waking the neighbors
use a old snub same age as u, that’s the 40/40 club w/o making the Majors.
this shit was nice
But Ion’t even need to let the tool bang to leave dude slain
show up one dark night & put a bat across his chest, now he Bruce Wayne.
ooo this was good
Or better yet Bruce Jenner, fag so flaming he’s half-cinder,
mad tender, if ever this lame talk bout letting the thang off, it’s transgender.
bit played but alright flip


I got this being a really close one, I have des with 3 bad ones and fraud with 2 bad ones. That's really what it came down to. Des' closer was LOTB for me and if he had literally one more quotable he would have won. But..

Vote Fraud

[Schadenfreude]

Respect Des.

[Joe Boston]

Just saying someone had a Jerky/diode line in one of the BR battles

DESTROYER

Schad dough was pretty dope nice nameplay.closee dope af nice wordplay

SCHLAD

Lol at the earthworm jim line nice humor factor.40/40 was tough dope flip. Dark night flip dope wp ive seen alot of these but ur flip was executed nicely.

V/SCHLAD i felt he was more consistent and creative

[jilti]

Des is a lethal threat, & this faggot thinks he the best
u got Freud right in ur name, so watch me serve up some ego death
^terrible
I'm nice w/these hands, but I'll still cap em right where he stands
these gats'll have u spin round back where u started - I call em recycling cans
^no
scrape up an amount to pay, but ur still gonna know how outlaws play
cuz even if I see Schad dough, he's going in a hole like its Groundhog Day
^cool
I'm taking ur girl too, & gonna make her my ho... u copy?
so ur bout to be 'good at this jerky thing' like u took up diode's new hobby
^nah lazy
to be frank, I'll climb ur castle walls, & u won't see me coming, sir
tear the flesh from ur head, & leave ur skull on ur chest - that's the punisher
^nice
got more tech, & I can't fuckin wait to see this whore flex
cuz my gun a teacher's pen. the red marks it leaves'll make that core wrecked
^eh

Vs.

Beat Me in the 1st pic battle I ever had to write or recite,
let’s have another pick battle: choose how I’ll kill u - then fight for ya life.
^ok
A stepping stone to get me to the chip & trust I’ll belong..
u’re never touching the throne, next chip u see’ll be for a customer’s phone.
^cool
Ya wife loves sucking dick, spits swallows slurps burps flem
swear soon as I unzip, that bitch’s head & neck snaps like Earthworm Jim.
^blah
In ya house, murk u & ya spouse w/o waking the neighbors
use a old snub same age as u, that’s the 40/40 club w/o making the Majors.
^noooo
But Ion’t even need to let the tool bang to leave dude slain
show up one dark night & put a bat across his chest, now he Bruce Wayne.
^ok
Or better yet Bruce Jenner, fag so flaming he’s half-cinder,
mad tender, if ever this lame talk bout letting the thang off, it’s transgender.
^lol


Des shoulda beat this verse but didnt

V-schad