Artifice 0-1 vs Joe Boston 0-0 - ARTIFICE WINS

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Artifice Joe Boston

[Joe Boston]

Check how many Artifice

[Artifice]

check... let's go 12.

[Artifice]

sent my 12 to Orc, good luck...

[Joe Boston]

Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
Orc Artifice open for votes

[Artifice]

u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes

[SHECK WES]

Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
mm nah man this wasn't good
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
that wp was forced here and hurt the potential of this
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
meh, wording needs fixing here and this is kinda stretched
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
alright I'll give you this one
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
cringed here
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
idk man this wasn't good either imo


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put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
idk why the first line didn't paste but this line was solid
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
ehh decent at best here
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
wording all over the place here
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
nah
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
haha this was cool
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes
ok not bad, some might not get it tho


Alright. Joe you been dropping some good stuff in the 1-2 over at RB but seems like you lost it all in the verse tbh, I know you have better shit than this and I've seen it first hand. This week wasn't your best verse and it definitely hurt you. Art had a few good ones, the opener was tough, average joe was good and the closer was too. Not a bad verse, much better than you dropped last week. This is pretty much one sided here. Also one more thing, Joe if you shorten your lines a little I think they'd have a harder impact, cause reading a stretched line is always gonna take away from the sting, maybe that's just me idk.

Vote Artiface

[Habitat]

Joe Boston
Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
-wtf
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
-u need to shorten ur lines up man its taking away from ur punches significantly. Crisp wording can make a semi good punch beat a good punch with horrible wording.
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
-ehh not diggin this
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
-this is really weird
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
-jesus christ the shits long bro lol. not diggin it either
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
-ehh this was okkkk i guess.

Artifice
u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
-nice
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
-sorry but i don't get this. I'm assuming paige is someone from north carolina who whines and u did a double entendre with her name and this forum. If thats the case it's okay.
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
-again i don't get this
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
-nah bro not diggin this
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
-lite
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes
-its not often i see wordplay in the opener enhance the punch. i wasn't diggin this

v - artifice

Easy win for artifice. Joe boston punches are bland and his lines are so long that you can almost tell before readin that his verse was gonna be trash. Sorry Joe but u need to tighten up ur wording big time

[Schadenfreude]

An aight battle, but Joe u're wording's way too stretched, I guess u're rusty, but get ya shit across more clearly & concise next battle. As for the concepts, a couple had potential, but again that wording ruined 'em. DELIVERY IS EVERYTHING. Whether it be actually spitting, recording, performing or writing.

Artifice u had quite a bit of played material, but the opener & Patches were the standouts. Avoid the obvious flips as much as possible, like all of the sports referances u made. Plus his name's Joe Boston I'm pretty sure that shit's been flipped in every matter possible, so that didn't do much damage.

Overall despite the flaws in each of your verses I'm giving it to ARTIFICE, JB the wording just really fucked u up here.

[Adverse]

Joe:
Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
- See what you were going for but just didn't think it was that cool, plus was just a standard word play, nothing personal or hard hitting.
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
- Ehhh
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
- It's aight.
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
- Nah. Just ain't hitting
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
- Kinda see the angle but didn't feel it.
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
- Decent. Your best bar


Art:
u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
- Cool opener
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
- It's alright
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
- Ehh
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
- Okay-ish
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
- I like it to be honest.
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes
- Nice closer imo


Art took this pretty convincingly in my book, Joe, I think you would benefit more from taking a more direct attack approach. I think you get so caught up with trying to think up original concepts that you get too outside of the box and it becomes a reach. You just got to focus more into nameplay and personals as opposed to what you've been doing. Keep doing your thing though, good bout fellas.

Vote - Art

[Sharp]

Your chick said Joe i hate when you drink your voilent and dont act the same
Gave her two choices get a nice Buzzer Beater then bitch spoke to me during the Villanova game
Buzz or beat her works for me but the punch itself is kinda light
You never tame pussy so smashing theres not a shot in the dark
After i pop a Cork, Screw you call ur wife to tell her your having a blast at the Six Flags Theme Park
see what you're going for but delivery is off
No sparks flying out the barrel of the gun can tell you the type that never shoots
Searching for Prey? Only call yourself a Hunter cuz you'd probably rock the fuck out a pair of Womens boots
ok idea, delivery was wordy and not to strong
Broke as fuck hes been taking commutes on public transportation for years
If someone asked if he loved the new Metro look fag would trim his eyebrows and fix his hair
really liked the idea but delivery hurt it
Not a care in the world if i slapped him i bet America would love to witness an open hand
Go ahead and tell everyone he fights for his Country fag has proof from all his pictures of the Zach Brown Band
This is borderline longbar
Funny how u plan ur living conditions and sex life dumb fuck aint doing logical thinking
When ur desperate think "X gon gonna give it to ya" thats cuz she looks like Melissa Mccarthy lip syncing
funny idea, delivery wasn't there

u got a David Spade steez, i rock Chris Farley the whole verse
put u below turf with the Tommy Boy... it's a joy to show Joe Dirt
like it, the Tommy boy bit makes it work really well imo
this place of text makes u vexed, u straight up stressed dude
at times more of a whiner than North Carolina... lettin' the Paige upset u
nice
some sage advice, u think u throw heat but u ain't that nice
3 strikes Boston's out, my shit's money like David... cuz J paid the Price
see what you're going for but it didn't come together well for me
JB's starves for a win but only stomachs more defeat
cuz A&W sounds better... plus it's another place he can't afford to eat
straight up don't get it
Rip Torn's what i've done to u, take u back to school again
& teach this Average Joe like Dodgeball legend Patches O'Houlihan
too many Joe flips been done on him, this is light either way
on thin ice, Boston Bruin awful shots tryin' to win it
but once the gloves drop u're put in a box for a lot longer than five minutes
simple but effective


Joe got the rust. Artifice had harder hits. Good shit

V/Artifice

[Destroyer]

not much of anything

vs

opener was dope, north Carolina and closer were enough to take the win
Boston one rusty as hell, I don't know, I don't think I've ever read his shit before

v/art

[Plot]

Wow Joe was super wordy, gotta try and cut some of that down bro. Didn't like much more than the cork, screw concept.. coulda worked with better wording.
Didn't feel a lot of Arts verse, prolly coz Im not an American, but I got the opener and the Dodgeball lines so they hit, plus it was a better put together diss-verse.
So-Art gets this one.