Junto 1-1 vs Artifice 1-1 - JUNTO WINS

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Junto Artifice

[Artifice]

check... how many? Junto

[Junto]

good luck... 12

[Artifice]

he thinks this is all fun n' games, so here's one that we'll play quick
with vintage taste my gat spits graphic images splittin' his ass into 8-bits
no laughin' dog cuz i'll pop off this bird for sure... u suck cunt
got my pistol pointin' thru ur screen... just enjoyin' me some Duck Hunt
way I'm smokin' J, the offense honestly leaves u infractions
bones broken & cracked like Jackie Chan, such comedy to see u in action
it's over dude, i'm winning it candidly & everyone knows it too
u're just like Donald Trump... ur own family won't register to vote for u
i'm puttin' u down, same way a moment ago u let ur guard
i'm so money... i pin u quick as I take a swipe at u like a credit card
ur verses are gangsta but no thanks bruh, that talk should stop
cuz Junto gettin' fired's the only time he's ever been on a choppin' block

[Junto]

Bitch you got knocked out by Wand...

I cut him down like a taper cuz hes wack. I'm not tryna be a hater
But well, now you're in the same boat wit him... like Diode & his neighbor
Fight or flight you chose wrong so you gettin the trauma kid
Shoulda just went ahead wit the whole 'I ran' deal like Obama did
far as punches I got nothin to prove, niggas KNOW not to fuck wit the Goon
& you can't even live up to ur name cuz shiiit... its not Artifice comin from you
he'll always lay wit some whoring smeez like God shes gorgeous, jeez!
got that Steph Curry type game - u could prolly set records for scoring 3s
Your moms get it though... every week I bang her real proper
she let's me have it my way. And I make those buns red like the angriest whopper.
Wit this hobbled weak ass 90s steez the odds for u have gotten bleak
set an Autoreply for that wack shit. It won't be doin the job this week

[Tic]

he thinks this is all fun n' games, so here's one that we'll play quick
with vintage taste my gat spits graphic images splittin' his ass into 8-bits
Not bad.
no laughin' dog cuz i'll pop off this bird for sure... u suck cunt
got my pistol pointin' thru ur screen... just enjoyin' me some Duck Hunt
Nah.
way I'm smokin' J, the offense honestly leaves u infractions
bones broken & cracked like Jackie Chan, such comedy to see u in action
Not feeling this.
it's over dude, i'm winning it candidly & everyone knows it too
u're just like Donald Trump... ur own family won't register to vote for u
Lol funny....not entirely hard hitting though.
i'm puttin' u down, same way a moment ago u let ur guard
i'm so money... i pin u quick as I take a swipe at u like a credit card
Decent.
ur verses are gangsta but no thanks bruh, that talk should stop
cuz Junto gettin' fired's the only time he's ever been on a choppin' block
Nah.

Bitch you got knocked out by Wand...

I cut him down like a taper cuz hes wack. I'm not tryna be a hater
But well, now you're in the same boat wit him... like Diode & his neighbor
Not bad.
Fight or flight you chose wrong so you gettin the trauma kid
Shoulda just went ahead wit the whole 'I ran' deal like Obama did
Concept good, "Iran" seems played. Execution was good.
far as punches I got nothin to prove, niggas KNOW not to fuck wit the Goon
& you can't even live up to ur name cuz shiiit... its not Artifice comin from you
Fire.
he'll always lay wit some whoring smeez like God shes gorgeous, jeez!
got that Steph Curry type game - u could prolly set records for scoring 3s
Lot of Curry lines, this was pretty good.
Your moms get it though... every week I bang her real proper
she let's me have it my way. And I make those buns red like the angriest whopper.
Lol.
Wit this hobbled weak ass 90s steez the odds for u have gotten bleak
set an Autoreply for that wack shit. It won't be doin the job this week
Decent.
Jun takes this one with grittier punches. Art came with some decent stuff, but it wasn't enough here. The Artifice line was fire to me and easily LOTB. Pretty decent battle.

[SuckaFreeCashier]

Artifice
he thinks this is all fun n' games, so here's one that we'll play quick
with vintage taste my gat spits graphic images splittin' his ass into 8-bits
This was alright. i've heard the concept of 16bit/8bit before so it wasn't crazy hitting for me
no laughin' dog cuz i'll pop off this bird for sure... u suck cunt
got my pistol pointin' thru ur screen... just enjoyin' me some Duck Hunt
not bad
way I'm smokin' J, the offense honestly leaves u infractions
bones broken & cracked like Jackie Chan, such comedy to see u in action
Liked this, simple but effective
it's over dude, i'm winning it candidly & everyone knows it too
u're just like Donald Trump... ur own family won't register to vote for u
wooooow, dope. Topicals are typically shit but this was nice
i'm puttin' u down, same way a moment ago u let ur guard
i'm so money... i pin u quick as I take a swipe at u like a credit card
Liked the setup but the punch fell flat for being a played out concept
ur verses are gangsta but no thanks bruh, that talk should stop
cuz Junto gettin' fired's the only time he's ever been on a choppin' block
This was solid.



Junto
Bitch you got knocked out by Wand...
ayo, what else?!?!?!?!

I cut him down like a taper cuz hes wack. I'm not tryna be a hater
But well, now you're in the same boat wit him... like Diode & his neighbor
Not really hitting for me. I get that it's a personal joke, but being in the same boat as somebody who is wack really isn't a hard hitting concept for me
Fight or flight you chose wrong so you gettin the trauma kid
Shoulda just went ahead wit the whole 'I ran' deal like Obama did
loool can't tell if i like this or hate it. I'll give you creit at least for making me consider it
far as punches I got nothin to prove, niggas KNOW not to fuck wit the Goon
& you can't even live up to ur name cuz shiiit... its not Artifice comin from you
kinda simple flip but it was alright
he'll always lay wit some whoring smeez like God shes gorgeous, jeez!
got that Steph Curry type game - u could prolly set records for scoring 3s
looool liked this
Your moms get it though... every week I bang her real proper
she let's me have it my way. And I make those buns red like the angriest whopper.
this is not good. from the "bang her real proper" setup to the corny punch
Wit this hobbled weak ass 90s steez the odds for u have gotten bleak
set an Autoreply for that wack shit. It won't be doin the job this week
lol ok


Solid lil battle here. Thought Art was more consistent throughout and had the overall bigger moments

V/ Artifice

[Cred]

Graphic images was nice. I liked ur Donald Trump line too.

vs

Diodes neighbor was good, iran was decent, steph curry was fire & angry whopper was creative n relevant lol

This battle was pretty good tbh. I was feeling some shit from both sides. But junto jus came wit it this match. Props yall

Vote junto

[SHECK WES]

he thinks this is all fun n' games, so here's one that we'll play quick
with vintage taste my gat spits graphic images splittin' his ass into 8-bits
this was cool
no laughin' dog cuz i'll pop off this bird for sure... u suck cunt
got my pistol pointin' thru ur screen... just enjoyin' me some Duck Hunt
not enough tie ins to quote this, had potential tho
way I'm smokin' J, the offense honestly leaves u infractions
bones broken & cracked like Jackie Chan, such comedy to see u in action
mmm nah didn't like this one
it's over dude, i'm winning it candidly & everyone knows it too
u're just like Donald Trump... ur own family won't register to vote for u
ha lol alright
i'm puttin' u down, same way a moment ago u let ur guard
i'm so money... i pin u quick as I take a swipe at u like a credit card
second was hard to read but decent concept here
ur verses are gangsta but no thanks bruh, that talk should stop
cuz Junto gettin' fired's the only time he's ever been on a choppin' block
nah


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Bitch you got knocked out by Wand...

I cut him down like a taper cuz hes wack. I'm not tryna be a hater
But well, now you're in the same boat wit him... like Diode & his neighbor
alright but nothing special
Fight or flight you chose wrong so you gettin the trauma kid
Shoulda just went ahead wit the whole 'I ran' deal like Obama did
lol simple wp but cool
far as punches I got nothin to prove, niggas KNOW not to fuck wit the Goon
& you can't even live up to ur name cuz shiiit... its not Artifice comin from you
ha this was good
he'll always lay wit some whoring smeez like God shes gorgeous, jeez!
got that Steph Curry type game - u could prolly set records for scoring 3s
lol alright
Your moms get it though... every week I bang her real proper
she let's me have it my way. And I make those buns red like the angriest whopper.
lol smh I shouldn't like this but it was ok
Wit this hobbled weak ass 90s steez the odds for u have gotten bleak
set an Autoreply for that wack shit. It won't be doin the job this week
nah


Art had 2 bars I really liked and 1 decent one. All I didn't like from junto was his closer tbh. I think junto gets this rather easily he was just hella consistent and outweighed art.

Vote Junto

[Saint]

Junto got it. just cleaner executed lines and better concepts, artifice wasnt bad just simpler & generic for my tastes. I did like that trump line, 8 bits line left me wanting more out of it. Same for duck hunt.

Jun had scoring 3s (lotb) I ran simple but slick, artifice was cool, wording carried the rest of the verse..

Vote Jun

[Schadenfreude]

Opener & duck hunt.

versus

Opener, scoring 3s, angry whopper & closer.

JUNTO

[jilti]

Vote for u, credit card

Vs.

Diode, Obama, angriest whopper


V/jun da goon

[Useless]

way I'm smokin' J, the offense honestly leaves u infractions
bones broken & cracked like Jackie Chan, such comedy to see u in action


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far as punches I got nothin to prove, niggas KNOW not to fuck wit the Goon
& you can't even live up to ur name cuz shiiit... its not Artifice comin from you
he'll always lay wit some whoring smeez like God shes gorgeous, jeez!
got that Steph Curry type game - u could prolly set records for scoring 3s


^^^both those r nice.

Artifice had one cool line. The rest was blah.



V. The goon