Shanks 1-0 vs SuckaFreeCashier 0-1 - SUCKAFREE WINS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


Due THURSDAY

Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 20 lines
Line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
You must check in
Don't edit after your opponent has posted
2nd person to post can't edit after the first vote comes in
Don't be an idiot
You MUST vote on all battles & post your links in the Voting Thread
Don't use your opponent's pic unless it's a pic battle
Agree on a line limit
May God have mercy on your souls

Shanks SuckaFreeCashier

[SuckaFreeCashier]

whatever is good with me

[Shanks]

We'll go ten cool? Can I drop Friday? (Unless I can find time tomorrow)

[SuckaFreeCashier]

10 and that's fine with me

[Shanks]

I'll get in ur face n watch u turn bitch, then tap ur dome n ur chin, nerd
It'll Have this whole league viewing Free as a bird now,,,, no Lynyrd Skynyrd
N last week u got trashed geek, s'like u never could land shit
The way u just didn't touch bags, I thought u was tryna better the planet
Evey1 got a thing fa doe, Even broke cats hustle for a buck when they're hungry
Ull try the cheeseburger skit, so when it fails n u can display how ur a sucker fa money
Where I'm from net geeks get F'd with, so I write this text shit on the low
Fag'll invite 20 headz for netcees n popcorn, knowin every1 on the guest list gonna show
Electronics fucked ur head up, s'why u never felt breasts pal
So u can blame technology, why bitches avoid cashier n go straight to self check out

[SuckaFreeCashier]

I’ll get ya whole family in the same shot – that’s a Christmas card
I hit em hard, you can find Shanks in the dirt like a prison guard
Should I give him bars or shots when I’m grippin the handle?
Only time you grippin a handle is tryna fuck ya bish … liftin her handles
He had to settle for shit cuz he was on tinder posin like a white knight
How ironic the guy named shanks couldn’t get a swipe right
That legion verse wasn’t even dirt, shanks shoulda dropped this hobby
Your only win on the Lime scene was a crime scene – just a drawn out body
Now son is done, like a Calipari player – you’ll be one and done
Gave ya 9 lines, this last one a bonus cuz now you one and one

[Ghost1]

I'll get in ur face n watch u turn bitch, then tap ur dome n ur chin, nerd
It'll Have this whole league viewing Free as a bird now,,,, no Lynyrd Skynyrd

Wording sucked

N last week u got trashed geek, s'like u never could land shit
The way u just didn't touch bags, I thought u was tryna better the planet

Preciate that. But nah this shit is wack.

Evey1 got a thing fa doe, Even broke cats hustle for a buck when they're hungry
Ull try the cheeseburger skit, so when it fails n u can display how ur a sucker fa money

Little wordy but this ur best so far

Where I'm from net geeks get F'd with, so I write this text shit on the low
Fag'll invite 20 headz for netcees n popcorn, knowin every1 on the guest list gonna show

Lmfao this is such a weird bar lolol

Electronics fucked ur head up, s'why u never felt breasts pal
So u can blame technology, why bitches avoid cashier n go straight to self check out

This is.....ok


I’ll get ya whole family in the same shot – that’s a Christmas card
I hit em hard, you can find Shanks in the dirt like a prison guard

BANGARANG

Should I give him bars or shots when I’m grippin the handle?
Only time you grippin a handle is tryna fuck ya bish … liftin her handles

Lol eh....wording sucked to me....an love handles flips r played

He had to settle for shit cuz he was on tinder posin like a white knight
How ironic the guy named shanks couldn’t get a swipe right

Okish

That legion verse wasn’t even dirt, shanks shoulda dropped this hobby
Your only win on the Lime scene was a crime scene – just a drawn out body

I want this to work so much lol. But the drawn out body part don't make sense to me....like u should've included something about the win taking forever to get votes...or being drawn out in sum way etc


Now son is done, like a Calipari player – you’ll be one and done
Gave ya 9 lines, this last one a bonus cuz now you one and one

Eh






All in all both were a bit clunky. I'm gonna edge it to SFC just cuz his opening bar was fire as fuck to me. Love the double punch style. Shanks u got the general idea but u need to work on more elaborate concepts coupled with more concise wording to really make ur punches land


V sfc

[Kenny the OG]

The opening nameflip/lynrd skynrd tie-in could've been dope but the wording was doing to much. The closer was decent. Tbh I wasn't feeling what was in between. a combination of poor wording and iffy concepts imo.
Frees opening bar was easily line of the battle for me. Definitely tapered off as the verse went along but not nearly as off the rails as shanks.

Vote- sucker free cashier

[Habitat]

shank
I'll get in ur face n watch u turn bitch, then tap ur dome n ur chin, nerd
It'll Have this whole league viewing Free as a bird now,,,, no Lynyrd Skynyrd
-nah this didn't really make sense
N last week u got trashed geek, s'like u never could land shit
The way u just didn't touch bags, I thought u was tryna better the planet
-this was decent
Evey1 got a thing fa doe, Even broke cats hustle for a buck when they're hungry
Ull try the cheeseburger skit, so when it fails n u can display how ur a sucker fa money
-not a fan
Where I'm from net geeks get F'd with, so I write this text shit on the low
Fag'll invite 20 headz for netcees n popcorn, knowin every1 on the guest list gonna show
-ehhhh
Electronics fucked ur head up, s'why u never felt breasts pal
So u can blame technology, why bitches avoid cashier n go straight to self check out
-this could have hit with a different set up approach and better wording

SFC
I’ll get ya whole family in the same shot – that’s a Christmas card
I hit em hard, you can find Shanks in the dirt like a prison guard
-this was decent
Should I give him bars or shots when I’m grippin the handle?
Only time you grippin a handle is tryna fuck ya bish … liftin her handles
-nah bro n rhyming handle with handles is weak
He had to settle for shit cuz he was on tinder posin like a white knight
How ironic the guy named shanks couldn’t get a swipe right
-not a fan
That legion verse wasn’t even dirt, shanks shoulda dropped this hobby
Your only win on the Lime scene was a crime scene – just a drawn out body
-cool
Now son is done, like a Calipari player – you’ll be one and done
Gave ya 9 lines, this last one a bonus cuz now you one and one
-throw away bar

SFC takes this with 2 solid hits

v - SFC

[Cred]

Lol @ better the planet & that self check was ok, woulda been fire with diff wording.

vs

Shanks in the dirt was dopee, swipe right was decent

Decent battle here. Both came with 2 punches a piece i thought were koo. Sucka had the shanks/prison joint which was fire n lotb

Vote - SFC

[Schadenfreude]

SUCKAFREECASHIER gets the W, Shanks u need to polish up that wording. SFC u weren't phenomenal, but most def did well enough to run away w/ this victory.

[Toil]

Shanks: better the planet, self check out

Sucka: prison guard, lifting her handles, swipe right

Sucka takes this. Swipe right punch was dope.

Vote = SFC

[jilti]

Lynyrd Skynyrd, better the planet, self check out

Vs

Shank in the dirt, swipe right



V/ shanks