Aero 1-1 vs Kenny the OG 1-2 - KENNY WINS

[Orc]

NBL Season 9


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[Kenny the OG]

Waguan. Going 12-16 as early as possible.

[Kenny the OG]

Sent 16 to orc Aero

[Aero]

Check.

[Aero]

He came home early one day, I was with his bitch

She screamed "Aero Go through the laundry chute my boyyy is home!"
SLOW IT DOWN!
She said "Go through the laundry, shoot!" I had a gun in my soiled clothes
I popped the ruger, shot medulla, did more than leaving him hurt
She's no longer your main squeeze, your main squeeze is trying on any medium shirt
Fucking muscle head, I reeeead people you aint scary or thuggin
Calling you a strong black bitch is on the money, that's Harriet Tubman
AK-47 leave upper & lower body parts scattered, I'm the bogus type
If you see Kenny Chesney just know in his head he was singing "There Goes my life"
And you a broke nigga, rags to riches? this guy wont get a shot
when life hands him a lemon it means he paid $200 to drive it off the lot
Lost to JShazo, Sharp only win you had was a no show
I don't even have a punchline for that, that shit is just pathetic
and it didn't rhyme, but like Fat Joe says "fuck it im ill"
Asked Ken if he liked "lean back" & this faggot posted a pic of his muscular build
got your mom hotttt, I called your dad like "I'm having this to smash"
Got your mom on fire, had her flickering and laughed as it landed in the trash

[Kenny the OG]

U not fuckin wit me...

I tried to warn niggas... Don't getcha life curved homie
Now aero's laid out flat right in the streets.. it's looking like right-turn only
The gossip girl of the chat thread. u so bitch its sickenin
be in there stirring the pot, when u should really be in the kitchen wit them
barc was wrong to sway, but dickriding lured u there
cuz u was hangin from Sharp wood like Vlad the Impaler skewered u there
just to switch it up, I wouldn't even smash ya face in
I wood ring ya neck til botanists can tell ya age by counting the lacerations
I started my season slow, truth. Had some sorry ol' darts
Shook the rust now im rolling over Aero to get a boost like Mario karts
Vs Hab u set the tone, a shitty drop's in no way true
Started ya verse wit a piss pour bar & continued THAT theme the whole way thru
Canes, crutches, wheelchairs.. alldat if he step to me wrongly
or Aero's stuck in a walker like whenever darryl scuffles with zombies
Shotty'll lift ya body in pieces, idk if the weather is clear
But it'll look like the end of "300" the way it's raining aero's in here.

[Ghost1]

He came home early one day, I was with his bitch

Lol moron

She screamed "Aero Go through the laundry chute my boyyy is home!"
SLOW IT DOWN!
She said "Go through the laundry, shoot!" I had a gun in my soiled clothes

Lmao not even close. Lold hard tho. Idiot.

I popped the ruger, shot medulla, did more than leaving him hurt
She's no longer your main squeeze, your main squeeze is trying on any medium shirt

If u older then 12 an aren't squeezing into a medium then ur frail little fagot. Miss.

Fucking muscle head, I reeeead people you aint scary or thuggin
Calling you a strong black bitch is on the money, that's Harriet Tubman

Yikes. Wasn't looking forward to seeing these punches.....but I gotta admit that was a banger

AK-47 leave upper & lower body parts scattered, I'm the bogus type
If you see Kenny Chesney just know in his head he was singing "There Goes my life"

Chesney/chest knee??? Lol man no

And you a broke nigga, rags to riches? this guy wont get a shot
when life hands him a lemon it means he paid $200 to drive it off the lot

Dint I see u do this already? This is ok tho

Lost to JShazo, Sharp only win you had was a no show
I don't even have a punchline for that, that shit is just pathetic

Ok no punchline...but...u couldn't even make the shit rhyme? LMAO I feel like u trolling me w this verse right nkw

and it didn't rhyme, but like Fat Joe says "fuck it im ill"
Asked Ken if he liked "lean back" & this faggot posted a pic of his muscular build

U flirting w him now. Smh.

got your mom hotttt, I called your dad like "I'm having this to smash"
Got your mom on fire, had her flickering and laughed as it landed in the trash

Not even sure wat these words mean in this order




U not fuckin wit me...

OH SHIT I BELIEVE HIM

I tried to warn niggas... Don't getcha life curved homie
Now aero's laid out flat right in the streets.. it's looking like right-turn only

Lol cool

The gossip girl of the chat thread. u so bitch its sickenin
be in there stirring the pot, when u should really be in the kitchen wit them

Eh....u made it subtle but I think it took sting out the punch

barc was wrong to sway, but dickriding lured u there
cuz u was hangin from Sharp wood like Vlad the Impaler skewered u there

Referring to dicks as wood for an easy flip that's that shit I don't liiiiike

just to switch it up, I wouldn't even smash ya face in
I wood ring ya neck til botanists can tell ya age by counting the lacerations

This wood flip FIRE tho

I started my season slow, truth. Had some sorry ol' darts
Shook the rust now im rolling over Aero to get a boost like Mario karts

Haha aight

Vs Hab u set the tone, a shitty drop's in no way true
Started ya verse wit a piss pour bar & continued THAT theme the whole way thru

I'm missing the pour/poor flip here

Canes, crutches, wheelchairs.. alldat if he step to me wrongly
or Aero's stuck in a walker like whenever darryl scuffles with zombies

Fuck w this

Shotty'll lift ya body in pieces, idk if the weather is clear
But it'll look like the end of "300" the way it's raining aero's in here

Okish. Wording could've made this a body tho.



So aero only bar was the Tubman line. It was LOTB imo tbcleft. BUT literally everything else he had was a moss to me. Kenny botanist line an 2 out of 3 of them aero flips were enuff to seal this one. In my mind I thought this would be a dope ass battle but aero keystyled some weird shit an Kenny still Trynna crease the groove here.

V k to da og

[Schadenfreude]

KENNYTHEOG took it fairly imo. Idk if Aero was bullshitting or trolling or what? But that verse was NOT the Sauce. Other than the Tubman line, everything else was either terrible or worded badly. Kenny only had a couple heaters, which were the opener & 'ring ya neck' - dope bars, everything else was solid tho.

[Toil]

Aero: main squeeze, Harriet Tubman, life gives you lemon, lean back

Kenny: right-turn only, Vlad the Impaler, ring ya neck, Mario Kart

I dunno why this battle's being slept on, its the best of the week I think. Aero's verse was very up and down: each punch was either dope or garbage, nothing inbetween. Sometimes his wording comes off real nice, e.g. the tight squeeze bar (and that 'grab ya wrist' one last week that I didn't get a chance to vote on). But then some of his other lines, like the opener and the couplet that didn't rhyme are miles off.

Kenny seems back in the grove. His wording's much tighter now, and he's consistently hitting with most punches. That ring ya neck/botanist line was super creative.

Overall, I got 4 quotables each, but Kenny a bit more consistent and had LOTB. Props to both

Vote = Kenny

[Barcotic]

main squeeze was alright altho I would've worded it differently to make it dope
lean back was creative, it hit

vs

sharp wood was dope lotb
ring ya neck was decent cuz ur flip was fresh n worded nicely but I've seen it before
rolling over aero was nice
300 closer was dece

this is the ktg I used to kno, pretty good

overpowered aero here

v/kenny

[Sharp]

Up for one more?

[Aero]

Up for one more?

Hell nah