Why do Americans pronounce shit retardedly?

[Plot]

Oregano?
Italian?

Do you know that the guy that started Adidas, his name was Adolf Dassler..
fuckin stop talking like retards.

[Diode]

oh well at least shitposts are back

[SHECK WES]

Lmao diode

[anime_boners]

you do know

that

you just typed the words

with no context

as to how you

think we say them

vs

how they are

"supposed"

to be pronounced?


so every american

just reads them how we

say them

and we get nothing

from this shitty















threaed

[sral]

lmao plot has a point but then again he pronounces "good morning" as "g'day skip" so this faggot shouldn't be making this thread either tbh

[symetrik]

wy due amareekanes prenunce shit reterdadally

[Batty]

I feel like every style of pronunciation has something that's retarded.

like Brits saying the name "Paula" and adding R's to that shit.

like it's pronounced like PARLOR.

[SHECK WES]

Hush isn't a good exampke

[uh-oh]

UH REG IN OH

ITAL YUN

with a hard I. not I, like as in, I'm. but I, like as in, It.

i don't think i've ever heard any other pronunciations of these words.

[Hush]

Plot pic to thread

[Barcotic]

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af

[Hush]

Some Canadians tat they arms with retarded shit

[Barcotic]

some do ur right

[Diode]

Some Canadians tat they arms with retarded shit

Rep

[sral]

lmao who was that one faggot that had the monster energy drink logo tatt'd on himself? remember him?

[Batty]

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af



I agree x100 on this. But yeah, it like you said... "some yanks".

Most of us hate fools who talk like that, it's not very common.


I also dislike when ppl say HUNDRED like it's HUNTERED.

or on those commercials where they say DOT COM and pronounce it like DOT CALM.

OK, sooo yeah, Americans do say shit retarded.

[oats]

yes, because Newfies and Bogans don't speak like morons. every country has them, don't gotta be jelly cuz USA is #1

[Diode]

yes, because Newfies and Bogans don't speak like morons. every country has them, don't gotta be jelly cuz USA is #1

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[NCG Iron Sheik]

The diode iron sheik class

Plot have the raisin balls. I break his back. Maybe him humble old country way

[Inno]

lmao who was that one faggot that had the monster energy drink logo tatt'd on himself? remember him?

Dagel lol

[Witty]

UH REG IN OH

ITAL YUN

with a hard I. not I, like as in, I'm. but I, like as in, It.

i don't think i've ever heard any other pronunciations of these words.

We say ORIE GANO

Like Dory from finding Nemo - Gano

[Plot]

That's fucking right brother.
But the point of this thread was the word 'Adidas'
like the Run DMC song.. my Adidas.
they pronouncing that shit fucked up!

[SHECK WES]

You're fucking retarded log off

[Mr. J]

I used to go through a phase where I used to say *shit* like this ...












http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1dnqKGuezo

[emcee squared]

some yanks say ruff instead of roof

an crick instead of creek

annoying af

speaking as a yank here I can say I've never heard ruff, around where i live.
but as far as creek, and crick. i can say both; i'm ambidextrous, on those.

[Batty]

Does anybody here legit say AXE in place of ASK?

[Mr. J]

shiiiiiieeet

[sral]

LOL at emcee squared thinking "ambidextrous" means pronouncing a word two different retarded ways

[anime_boners]

Does anybody here legit say AXE in place of ASK?

a LOT of people near me do. I do not.

[Batty]

Yeah, same here.

I just wonder why people don't work harder to condition themselves not to say it?

I know some folks that will be in a professional setting and they are clearly trying to make themselves sound presentable and then they drop axes like a retired lumberjack.

At that point, they might as well say SUP NIGGAS instead of GREETINGS KIND SIRS.

[Batty]

We say ORIE GANO

Like Dory from finding Nemo - Gano


I just noticed this lolololololol

this may be the point at which this thread became ironic.

[emcee squared]

sraL,
lol. i was gonna use a gay-sounding term like "bi-pronuncial" or "play both sides of the fence", but just went with phonetic ambidexterity.
creek is a retarded word, it's not the region's fault whoeve'rs doing what.
and Lars i'm gonna go ahead &say that most of the way you pronounce stuff is retarded.

Batty,
depends on the verse.
I've probably used it once or twice in my life. But i usually just 'ask'.
I used 'Xspecially' one time. It was a very specific circumstance (and I don't say it in real life), but I loved having that in the arsenal.

I'm very forgiving on pronunccies... but if any1 says "MELK" instead of "MILK", or "COOLD" instead of "COLD", like teenage girls in the 1990s... then we've got problems.

[Dominate]

Add to this list:

Aluminium (it's Aloo-MINI-um, not a-LOO-min-um)
Antarctic (ant-ARC-tic, not ant-ARE-tic)
Nuclear (NU-clee-ar, not NUKE-yoo-lar)

[Ghost1]

Why do people keep slowly replying to this thread like 1 post a day

It's a fuckin plot thread

Smh

Let this bullshit die for fuck sake

[Witty]

Add to this list:

Aluminium (it's Aloo-MINI-um, not a-LOO-min-um)
Antarctic (ant-ARC-tic, not ant-ARE-tic)
Nuclear (NU-clee-ar, not NUKE-yoo-lar)

I was going to mention Aluminium, but I researched it, and Americans don't include the last 'i', which apparently was the original way to spell it, which explains the pronunciation, the 'i' was added to make it sound more sophisticated and scientific, but the yankydoodles are right on this one.

[sral]

Add to this list:

Aluminium (it's Aloo-MINI-um, not a-LOO-min-um)
Antarctic (ant-ARC-tic, not ant-ARE-tic)
Nuclear (NU-clee-ar, not NUKE-yoo-lar)

guilty of antaretic tbh

[Batty]

guilty of antaretic tbh

Me too.

I'm actually guilty on all 3 of the ones Dominate mentioned lolololol