Who the fuck is saitama

[ill nik-A]

Or whatever this fagits name is?

[Destroyer]

horrible voter
second only to Habitat

[ill nik-A]

Lolz

[Ghost1]

Um the fagit that pretended to be fracture.....Then hated on frac wen he got here....also pmd Hush weird shit an challenged him to battle

Sum1 called him andrew?

He's literally top 5 saddest fagits on the site

Oh an he called muff a nigger a bunch if times.....that made me chuckle....still slime tho

[Diode]

Indian dude

[Ghost1]

Even worse

[Ghost1]

Speaking of foreigners got this s Korean chick comin by the crib tomorrow nite. She said her adopting parents told her she was shipped here on a plane in a box. lol. Yikes.

[Aero]

Speaking of foreigners got this s Korean chick comin by the crib tomorrow nite. She said her adopting parents told her she was shipped here on a plane in a box. lol. Yikes.

Sensible white chicks don't want you.

[Ghost1]

Post a pic w a girl or get from round me u faceless chink

[Aero]

I can't, my girl ghost these forums.

[Batty]

I can't, my girl ghost these forums.



https://wgmleeteukandkangsora.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/faint.gif

[Ghost1]

Lol smh

[oats]

wait, Jhene Aiko used to post on NC?

and Bags be careful with Korean chicks. they'll cry a lot mid-sex, leave you with dick fungus, and then try to get married ASAP. you've been warned

[Diode]

they have sideways vaginas though

which is nice

[SHECK WES]

Never even spoke to an Asian chick

Always wanted to see what the fuss was about

[oats]

Asian chicks have never spoken to me

fixed

[SHECK WES]

Lmk when Asian chicks actually speak without being spoken to

[Diode]

Lmk when Asian chicks actually speak without being spoken to

resize your sig or it's gone

[SHECK WES]

resize your sig or it's gone

Yes sir right away sir, but how..?

[ill nik-A]

Quality thread, the Discussion is back.

You're welcome!

[Diode]

Yes sir right away sir, but how..?

GOOGLE HOW TO RESIZE A FUCKING IMAGE YOU INGRATE

[Dope girl]

You.guys mess with asain girls
No comment

[SHECK WES]

I'm gonna google what ingrate means instead

[jilti]

I'm gonna google what ingrate means instead

Lol zelph the best poster here tbh

[El Muffin]

Legit faggot

[Diode]

Lol zelph the best poster here tbh

why am i not surprised by this comment

[Batty]

zelph is little bro status for me.

he might get on your nerves or shit himself sometimes, but at the end of the day, he's fam & you genuinely still love him.

[Ghost1]

wait, Jhene Aiko used to post on NC?

and Bags be careful with Korean chicks. they'll cry a lot mid-sex, leave you with dick fungus, and then try to get married ASAP. you've been warned

Nah this bitch grew up in MERICA......so ....actually I assume all the same is true. Good points.

[Diode]

zelph is little bro status for me.

he might get on your nerves or shit himself sometimes, but at the end of the day, he's fam & you genuinely still love him.

i feel all of the opposite things you do about lip wilson

[Destroyer]

I also feel contrary about Ms. Lippy

[Ghost1]

Lip Wilson LOL

[SHECK WES]

Wtf how y'all know my car is green

[jilti]

why am i not surprised by this comment


Choose ur words carefully, white belt

[Inno]

Ween tho, grt this rep lmao!

[Diode]

Choose ur words carefully, white belt

you're an idiot if you think i'm a white belt.

any time you're in the same place i am and want to roll, just let me know pal.

https://scontent-mia1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13010758_10106256126623979_1332706215759826910_n.j pg?oh=03ddfb4a595e9498b8d4c547c0c354fc&oe=57AA6227

gi always comes with me in my travels.

[Diode]

Ween tho, grt this rep lmao!

congrats, you just repped v

dirt recognize dirt

[Inno]

congrats, you just repped v

dirt recognize dirt

Come now son, how was i suppose to know that.

Lol dirt

[SHECK WES]

I don't think you wanna see Jilti wit the hands forreal

[Diode]

I don't think you wanna see Jilti wit the hands forreal

you want to be back on that website redirect y/n

[SHECK WES]

On second thought you'd prob beat the shit outta Jilti

[Diode]

On second thought you'd prob beat the shit outta Jilti

https://media.giphy.com/media/EKokJNIw4Ve3m/giphy.gif

[jilti]

I don't think you wanna see Jilti wit the hands forreal
This^


But i'll use an ankle choke on him, for embarrassment purposes (where i choke him out using my ankle)

[Diode]

This^


But i'll use an ankle choke on him, for embarrassment purposes (where i choke him out using my ankle)

in which this clwon doesn't even know what a gogoplata is

[SHECK WES]

Diode on that note you wanna give me my band ip's back?

And remove the 1 redirect

[jilti]

in which this clwon doesn't even know what a gogoplata is

A gogo is where u choke someone using your shin bone while pressing down on their head in a triangle type position

[Aero]

A gogo is where u choke someone using your shin bone while pressing down on their head in a triangle type position


What sites you from cuh

[Razah]

http://22dakika.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/detail_saitama.png

[Useless]

Never even spoke to a chick

Always wanted to see what the fuss was about

Fixed

[oats]

you don't need to be in a triangle position to hit a gogo jilti

[ill nik-A]

This thread keeps giving

Sailtahjffjhv is still a faggot

[jilti]

What sites you from cuh

I started here.

[jilti]

you don't need to be in a triangle position to hit a gogo jilti

I wrote triangle like position. I can hit a gogo from an arm bar

[Diode]

I wrote triangle like position. I can hit a gogo from an arm bar

you're hilarious.

i look forward to your next donkey guard video.

[jilti]

you're hilarious.

i look forward to your next donkey guard video.

U wouldnt survive my rubber guard. I'd make u submit quicker than u can press that button to reply

[Diode]

U wouldnt survive my rubber guard. I'd make u submit quicker than u can press that button to reply

oh god and you're a 10th planet nerd too?

hilarious

you still haven't posted proof of anything other than your penchant for googling stuff

i've posted pics with leozinho, galvao, and even bourdain.

[jilti]

If your ever in the area of torrance, ca.
call 310-697-8090
and ask for Alexandre Novaes to get a free training pass

19800 Hawthorne Blvd.. ufc gym

[Diode]

If your ever in the area of torrance, ca.
call 310-697-8090
and ask for Alexandre Novaes to get a free training pass

19800 Hawthorne Blvd.. ufc gym

a) oh god, a ufc gym
b) you aren't alexandre
c) if i'm ever in torrance, i'm going to say hi to my first instructor, ica medina, not dropping in at a ufc gym

so again, google master, post proof of who you are and your rank or stfu.

[jilti]

Lol i am not alexandre.


I am a purple belt under David Telfer

[oats]

jilti you reek of bullshit tbh. answer me this - describe how to pass guard into a reverse chicken wing. if you're a purple belt should be easy to explain

[Saitama]

I took karate lessons at the YMCA back in tha day..

[sral]

zelph is little bro status for me.

he might get on your nerves or shit himself sometimes, but at the end of the day, he's fam & you genuinely still love him.

i can live with this

[uh-oh]

zelph is easy top 3 boarder of the past yearish

the fact you all disagree contributes to the lack of quality in the discussion forum

[Ghost1]

Ur 1 missed paycheck away from being a homeless maniac

No1 gives a fuck wat u think

[uh-oh]

2 missed paychecks

GET IT RIGHT

[Ghost1]

End this baseless pro zelph campaign or u will regret it.

[jilti]

zelph is easy top 3 boarder of the past yearish

the fact you all disagree contributes to the lack of quality in the discussion forum

[Batty]

I watched a interview a while back where Jon Jones (UFC Lebron) referred to Bruce Lee as THE KARATE GUY.

The top guy in UFC doesn't know the difference between Japan and China?

Wish he would've Googled.

[jilti]

jilti you reek of bullshit tbh. answer me this - describe how to pass guard into a reverse chicken wing. if you're a purple belt should be easy to explain

Lol stick to writing ur little columns on mma instead of making accusations about people who actually practice it.
btw there are different ways to pass guard into a chickenwing. Depends whether its with a gi or without. Can be locked in from the side, behind or standing up. The latter is more so self defense training

[oats]

jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

[jilti]

jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

You can pass guard into side control and lock in a chickenwing using the opponents gi to wrap their outside arm. Jiu jitsu 101

[oats]

nice dodge, but I said "pass guard INTO" (an imaginary move), not "pass to side mount and work for" (an imaginary move).

just throw that pic up man.

[jilti]

nice dodge, but I said "pass guard INTO" (an imaginary move), not "pass to side mount and work for" (an imaginary move).

just throw that pic up man.

I posted a pic a while ago for a pic battle vs destroyer.

Also any lock applied from a transition of passing guard has to be "worked for"

[Destroyer]

don't lie
we never pic battled

[Diode]

jilti a "reverse chicken wing" is not a real thing, I made it up. even if you mistook it as a normal chicken wing, or kimura as jiu jitsu practitioners call it, you can't pass guard directly into one. just so you know.

so you could continue this charade, or shut me up by posting proof of your alleged training.

Lol it was driving me nuts all last night to not correct you to Kimura or Americana (depending) but I realized/hoped this is what you were doing

Watch him now claim to be a sambo guy

[jilti]

don't lie
we never pic battled

Lol cuz that pic wasnt good enough for u and u chickened out

[Diode]

Lol i am not alexandre.


I am a purple belt under David Telfer

You're in luck, David's been very active in BJJ social media since launching his Gi brand. Let's see if he remembers you. You do know he left Robot , right? Of course you do.

[jilti]

Lol it was driving me nuts all last night to not correct you to Kimura or Americana (depending) but I realized/hoped this is what you were doing

Watch him now claim to be a sambo guy

Ive always wanted to get into sambo since watching fedor emilianeko but never delved into that art

[jilti]

You're in luck, David's been very active in BJJ social media since launching his Gi brand. Let's see if he remembers you. You do know he left Robot , right? Of course you do.

Wait.. Wait.. Let me google that..


Bitch ass niggas

[Diode]

Wait.. Wait.. Let me google that..


Bitch ass niggas

lol you don't even r/bjj

wow

[SHECK WES]

Lmaooooooo

[jilti]

lol you don't even r/bjj

wow

Huh? Dont get this post

[Final Chapta]

Iont even remember wtf the original thread was about

[Batty]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234527682_wrestling_midget_face_slide.gif

[Diode]

http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234527682_wrestling_midget_face_slide.gif

http://i.imgur.com/HXopSJ8.gif

[Batty]

YES.


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[veritas]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pItTLPQaYc4/VMX4Bc6UYPI/AAAAAAAADwY/NaaSpsRUxjs/s1600/what%2Ba%2Bbotch.gif

[Batty]

http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/ftpuploads/bloguploads/0714/teamwork-wrestling.gif

[veritas]

BRRRIIIIEEEE MOOOOOODDDDEEEE!

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/wwe-fan-best-reaction-ever-gifs-of-wrestling-fans-being-wrestling-fans.gif

[Aero]

"I knew a couple places you was at I coulda pulled up but yaw thoint that was gangsta." - Birdman

[veritas]

that gilmore girls scissoring tag gave me a soul boner, and a literal mind chub. well done.

[Batty]

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http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-wwe-wrestling-diva-slap-shocked-surprised-man-oh-my-god-animated-gif.gif

[SHECK WES]

http://www.aresbjjkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/flying-kick-bullying.gif
http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/funny-wwe-wrestling-diva-slap-shocked-surprised-man-oh-my-god-animated-gif.gif

No lie this nigga went to my school he does some dope magic tricks

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol jilti is such a typical mma fanboy fagit

[~RustyGunZ~]

And whoever mentioned bones he's an idiot

[veritas]

http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ezgif.com-gif-maker-111.gif

[~RustyGunZ~]

If you're back do something other than post wrestling gifs

[ill nik-A]

My threads rock

Add accomplishment

Thx

[veritas]

https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-17-2015/bB5Gln.gif

[Batty]

I tried to log in and put "leaned" as my password.

That nigga landed directly onto his neck.

/CAREER

[veritas]

IKR?

Jeez....

[Destroyer]

desjamin button got a lol from me sraL

[ill nik-A]

Veritas is a faggot

But we all know that?

Yo apply the chemicals of chia pet to ur hair

Big maybe

[jilti]

Lol jilti is such a typical mma fanboy fagit

Sup. Guess the nerves in my legs are dead from years of muay thai are a figment of my imagination

[oats]

so jilti is the new Rawn, right?

[Certain]

Sup. Guess the nerves in my legs are dead from years of muay thai are a figment of my imagination

My guess is those are from your father beating you.

[sral]

lmao congrats on your lower limb peripheral neuropathy in old age I guess jilti

well done bro

you da man

[Ghost1]

Lmao at last 3 posts

[sral]

If your ever in the area of torrance, ca.
call 310-697-8090
and ask for Alexandre Novaes to get a free training pass

19800 Hawthorne Blvd.. ufc gym

quoted for realness

how much would we need to raise for you to travel there and have someone record/upload it Diode ?

I'm legit fucking serious right now

name the cost of your travel up there to do this

we'll make a NC crowdfunder or some shit and all chip in but we must have your words as men that it will happen

jilti Diode ?

[Ghost1]

Lol imagine me giving diode some money

Lol imagine diode wanting me to give him some money

Lol do want to see diode tear jilti frail life apart tho

[jilti]

quoted for realness

how much would we need to raise for you to travel there and have someone record/upload it Diode ?

I'm legit fucking serious right now

name the cost of your travel up there to do this

we'll make a NC crowdfunder or some shit and all chip in but we must have your words as men that it will happen

jilti Diode ?


I live in so cal, so anytime

[jilti]

Lol imagine me giving diode some money

Lol imagine diode wanting me to give him some money

Lol do want to see diode tear jilti frail life apart tho

He wants to "roll" which means basically nothing crazy gonna happen, unless he wants to spar. But dont know if he has a standup game or just ground.

[Diode]

I'll be in Anaheim this October unless I accept a new job offer (which is looking increasingly likely).

[sral]

He wants to "roll" which means basically nothing crazy gonna happen, unless he wants to spar. But dont know if he has a standup game or just ground.

aint no way in hell diode gonna have you within striking distance, on cam for his own board, and just roll loooooooool

you know im right as well when I say it

[Aero]

841 views and quickly. I'm not mad at it.

[ill nik-A]

841 views and quickly. I'm not mad at it.

Thx

[Vulgar]

1-0 in MMA.

http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alexandre-Novaes-181399