LMAO SO I WAS BROWSING THE OLD LARS DICK PIC THREAD TODAY AND CAME ACROSS A POST BY ESTEEMED NETCEE BAGS

[sral]

ABOUT MY "UNCIRCUMSIZD PENIS" LIKE THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF

YOU GOT A JEWDICK, Bags?

I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW ANYONE WITH THEIR FORESKIN REMOVED, THAT SHIT IS LULZ TO ME PERSONALLY HAHAHAHA

WHY THE FUCK YOU ROLLING WITH HALF A DICK THOUGH?

HOW YOU CLAIMING A HOOD PASS WHEN YOUR DICK DONT EVEN GOT A HOOD NO MORE?

I CANT HELP BUT THINK THIS CIRCUMSIZED PENIS OF YOURS IS ALSO LINKED TO YOUR ATTEMPTS TO PISS ON A BITCH

MAYBE SOME DEEP SEATED HATRED AND YOU TRYNA MAKE YOUR COCK FEEL POWERFUL AND DOMINEERING AGAIN MAYBE?

YOUR DICK BE LOOK LIKE A BALLPOINT PEN WITH THE PLASTIC REMOVED BRUH?


ROFLZZZ

[Batty]

Mine is removed. I don't personally know anybody that brags on having an anteater tbh. All the chicks I know say it's gross to them.

America is different.

[Batty]

Ok , so I see where you just edited your post and made this thread 50% better.

dick wearing a turtleneck tho.

[timeless]

I feel like everyone that is uncircumsized has to wipe when they're done pissing. No?

Less skin to get caught something about Mary style

[Batty]

They say you gotta clean under the turkey meat all the time or it smells like pepperjack parmesan dickcheese.

[Inno]

I never knew i had a jewdick, who new

[veritas]

Lars,

So how many dicks do you actually know? be honest.

[Ghost1]

Can u link/quote my comment tho lmao

[sral]

Can u link/quote my comment tho lmao

Uncircumsized dicks posted


Welp thats enuff netcees for september

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?p=405610#post405610

[Eŋg]

Mine is removed. I don't personally know anybody that brags on having an anteater tbh. All the chicks I know say it's gross to them.

to add further, i don't personally know any guys worried on the details of what the next guy is(n't) packing. but then i don't know any who would post diktures online for sport, either.

strange.

[Ghost1]

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?p=405610#post405610

Lmao. I maintain my position. Tho tbc....a cut dick would've also made me unhappy to see.

[Diode]

lars got smegma itt

[Diode]

also reps for tags even though i know who it was *sigh*

[Batty]

ZERO DICKS is the best option, always.

[veritas]

And IF dicks...then they can't touch. AND IF they touch, then NO eye contact.

[sral]

lars got smegma itt

you got a jewdick, diode?

[Diode]

you got a jewdick, diode?

literally everybody who was born after like 1975 or so is circumcised in america unless explicitly requested by their parents (and even then may have been overruled)

[sral]

LMAO NOT SURE IF BEING TROLLED OR NOT

BUT THAT SHIT IS LULZ WORTHY

CAN EVERYONE WHOS DICK IS MISSING PLZ CHECK IN THIS THREAD SO I KNKW WHO IM SPEAKING TO?

[Diode]

LMAO NOT SURE IF BEING TROLLED OR NOT

BUT THAT SHIT IS LULZ WORTHY

CAN EVERYONE WHOS DICK IS MISSING PLZ CHECK IN THIS THREAD SO I KNKW WHO IM SPEAKING TO?

"For example, the percentage of US men who were circumcised rose steadily from about 30 percent in the 1930s to 90 percent in the 1970s. "

[Diode]

"Data from a national survey conducted from 1999 to 2002 found that the overall prevalence of male circumcision in the United States was 79%.[23] 91% of boys born in the 1970s, and 83% of boys born in the 1980s were circumcised.[23]"

[Batty]

LMAO NOT SURE IF BEING TROLLED OR NOT

BUT THAT SHIT IS LULZ WORTHY

CAN EVERYONE WHOS DICK IS MISSING PLZ CHECK IN THIS THREAD SO I KNKW WHO IM SPEAKING TO?

Diode speaks the truth, Baron (no trollmo)


It's not actually like "missing dick", it's like your neck in the summer when you go out without a scarf on.

It's like trying to eat a candy bar with the wrapper open as opposed to trying to eat it with the wrapper on.

It's like a turtle being out of the shell instead of being inside of the shell.



http://dangerdame.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/ChristmasStorySnowsuit1.jpg


http://www.me-me-me.tv/images/2007/09/cat-in-a-sock.jpg


http://www.honcho-sfx.com/images/childrens-captain-america-costume-hoodie-blue-p2385-7282_zoom.jpg



http://www.museodelnaipe.com/naipecoleccion/image/***he/data/Snorkels1-500x500.jpg


I've yet to meet a chick that wants to peel a dick before she can eat it, RT.

[timeless]

ROFL @ Christmas story example

[sral]

lmao so the majority of NC all have their dicks missing?

wowzer

what a revelationary thread

[Ghost1]

Lmao lold

[Witty]

This is a cultural difference I was not aware of.

I literally don't know anyone who is cirumcised irl.

Interesting.

[Ghost1]

Lol was aware

Is funny/weird to me

[Useless]

Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.

[SHECK WES]

Are you niggas fuckin serious right now

[Witty]

Uncircumcised dicks are disgusting. I won't even watch a porn vid if the dudes peen is uncircumcised.

All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.

[~RustyGunZ~]

That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected

[Useless]

All dicks look disgusting, I really have no preference, it's slightly odd that you do tbh.

I honestly never even notice the dick in porn, I mean, I can see it, I know it's there...but I don't acknowledge it in my mind at all.

Stop lying to urself

[Batty]

http://blog-imgs-63.fc2.com/l/i/n/linejkafun/blog_import_5359c90c5eccc.jpg

[boof]

now that i know how fucking weird circumcisions are i'm pretty pissed i wasnt born in europe

[sral]

That's unhealthy Lars

You'd get no action in America

Not that it'd ever get to the point to be rejected

lmao I'm pretty sure if you're out there attempting to breed, there would be a sloth who would eat my normal dick with the quickness

no offence

[Batty]

http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/9b/a0/f79ba0c42b2a36d16899a071ae4673f0.jpg

So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.

[Witty]

Circumcision is only more hygienic if you are uncircumcised and don't clean your penis like a normal person.

Basically you're only going to have a problem if you're a disgusting slob who doesn't wash, in which case all of you probably stinks, not just ur dick.

[Witty]

Also Batty I've had various conversations here (usually drunk) with females who have said they think circumcised penises look weird and wouldn't like to be with a circumcised man.

It's just whatever you're used to.

[Witty]

Also, triple post of shame...but whoever said an American female would not go near an uncircumcised penis is wrong and I have facts to prove this.

Sluts gonna slut, cut or uncut.

BARZ

[sral]

http://media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/f7/9b/a0/f79ba0c42b2a36d16899a071ae4673f0.jpg

So, I interviewed a few different people about this issue. All the whores that I talked to said variations of yuck, gross and ewwwww no.

A few nurses said that it was a breeding ground for germs and bacteria.

A gay dude says there is a homo fetish where 2 uncircumcised dudes try to put their wang heads into each others foreskin lolololol. Can't remember that name for it but you can Google at your own risk.

I've concluded that American like their dicks to look like Nazi soldiers and Brits want theirs to look like the sandworms from Beetlejuice with its dentures out.

lmao that gay shit is called Docking

it's shown in a few video mixtapes of shocking internet clips I have haha

[veritas]

This brit is super comfy with dicks.

[Batty]

Circumcision is only more hygienic if you are uncircumcised and don't clean your penis like a normal person.

Basically you're only going to have a problem if you're a disgusting slob who doesn't wash, in which case all of you probably stinks, not just ur dick.

Werrd. Nurses be lying all the time anyways, those bitches... so I feel u.

Do you gotta pop it out to clean it tho? Lol.

Or can you pour shampoo down the flesh snorkel?


Do niggas put earrings on it?


If I put on some porn to get wifey in the mood and the dude got an anteater, she's like NOPE.


but yeah, I could see it really being a cultural thing.

[Batty]

lmao that gay shit is called Docking

it's shown in a few video mixtapes of shocking internet clips I have haha


Docking, that's it. That shit is pretty tame though when compared to Snerd Nurgling.


Gay people are hipster af.

Smh