Champ Match: Cashius 6-0 vs Schadenfreude 10-6 - CASH WINS

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Cashius Schadenfreude

[Schadenfreude]

16.

[Schadenfreude]

I'll post if Cashius shows.

[Cashius]

I'm about to post now. Relax.

[Cashius]

This nigga Bags be trolling himself.
Somebody should do the mag, they'd be the illiest nigga EVER.

I seen you're like 1/8 black? So, fall back...This dude's a nerd hipster
Pronunciation aside, I'll still refer to you as Shades.....too light to be using the word "nigga"
My shooters hungry for that paper. One word...they clap and letting it go, bro
I'll laugh and put 5 digits on your head in a flash...like I'm pranking you during a photo
You look like you prefer full fat everything...Yo, the homie's a balloon
So, when a voter says "that's light" you prolly throw your phone across the room
You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cause when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating
I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year
No one'll read a champ match that involves you...yo, I'll straight clown him
I can hear you dropping Views RIGHT NOW...and you don't even own the Drake album
This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name
12 wins with 7 of them no shows?!?!...I know he's a fraud. Homie is hardly hot
He should be on Megan's Law...only known for fucking with dudes who don't have the balls to drop

[Schadenfreude]

But yo...what's with all the gun bars? I feel like every verse should end with a Don Demarco. It wasn't really like that when I left.
Fool get popped, u can’t say gun bars aren’t true hiphop
when a few quick shots flying out the suppressor makes the tool beatbox.
The wording of ya rhymes stretches for miles at times..
the only way u’ll put the right slant to ya clownish lines is typing italicize.
S’like an ex-slut who repeats mistakes, doing the same,
cuz I’m next up & Ciara was foolishly thinking the Future could change.
So hungry to win I’d sell EBT for the lead to murder u..
while yo bitch ass can barely bite off any of those spoon-feed personals.
Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.
While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio.
Lamest of fags, drunk’s the only way u stay in some ass,
fat ladies u bag, w/ more big birds snatching u up than John Jameson ads.
Baby mama gets everything u have, going wild in court..
so while I resort to pimping her for a Lil Cash - u’ll be paying child support.

...BODY!

[Ghost1]

I seen you're like 1/8 black? So, fall back...This dude's a nerd hipster
Pronunciation aside, I'll still refer to you as Shades.....too light to be using the word "nigga"

Lmao funny opener

My shooters hungry for that paper. One word...they clap and letting it go, bro
I'll laugh and put 5 digits on your head in a flash...like I'm pranking you during a photo

Wouldn't it be 2 digits...for bunny ears? Idk

You look like you prefer full fat everything...Yo, the homie's a balloon
So, when a voter says "that's light" you prolly throw your phone across the room

Light (shade don't do it!)

You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cuuse when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating

This is cool

I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year

Ok

No one'll read a champ match that involves you...yo, I'll straight clown him
I can hear you dropping Views RIGHT NOW...and you don't even own the Drake album

Nah

This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name

Shew. Tgis was fire.

12 wins with 7 of them no shows?!?!...I know he's a fraud. Homie is hardly hot
He should be on Megan's Law...only known for fucking with dudes who don't have the balls to drop

Wow. This was killer too.


Fool get popped, u can’t say gun bars aren’t true hiphop
when a few quick shots flying out the suppressor makes the tool beatbox.

This is a dope swag bar.....nit direct tho....u nkt hitting him here

The wording of ya rhymes stretches for miles at times..
the only way u’ll put the right slant to ya clownish lines is typing italicize.

This is ok

S’like an ex-slut who repeats mistakes, doing the same,
cuz I’m next up & Ciara was foolishly thinking the Future could change.

Missed me w this

So hungry to win I’d sell EBT for the lead to murder u..
while yo bitch ass can barely bite off any of those spoon-feed personals.

Ok

Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.

Lmfao like oozey? Like slimer? Really hoping this wat u meant cuz if so this shit my bar of the week.

While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio.

Fuck w this hard body

Lamest of fags, drunk’s the only way u stay in some ass,
fat ladies u bag, w/ more big birds snatching u up than John Jameson ads.

Ok

Baby mama gets everything u have, going wild in court..
so while I resort to pimping her for a Lil Cash - u’ll be paying child support.

Lol light

...BODY!

Nah u lost lol



Uhm........schadenfreude had sum muddled shit but 2 bangers I fucked w. Cash was swinging for the fences but he also had 2 heavy hitters and alot less misses imo. Cash connected more often an his haymakers were as good if not better then schades.

V cash

[Hush]

Fool get popped, u can’t say gun bars aren’t true hiphop
when a few quick shots flying out the suppressor makes the tool beatbox.
nah
The wording of ya rhymes stretches for miles at times..
the only way u’ll put the right slant to ya clownish lines is typing italicize.
bro no wtf
S’like an ex-slut who repeats mistakes, doing the same,
cuz I’m next up & Ciara was foolishly thinking the Future could change.
lmao um no my nigg no
So hungry to win I’d sell EBT for the lead to murder u..
while yo bitch ass can barely bite off any of those spoon-feed personals.
thats kinda kool
Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.
ooze in the trap. ok this is kinda dope
While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio.
almost
Lamest of fags, drunk’s the only way u stay in some ass,
fat ladies u bag, w/ more big birds snatching u up than John Jameson ads.
nah this is wack but i get it tho
Baby mama gets everything u have, going wild in court..
so while I resort to pimping her for a Lil Cash - u’ll be paying child support.
borderline to me
...BODY!

I seen you're like 1/8 black? So, fall back...This dude's a nerd hipster
Pronunciation aside, I'll still refer to you as Shades.....too light to be using the word "nigga"
nah
My shooters hungry for that paper. One word...they clap and letting it go, bro
I'll laugh and put 5 digits on your head in a flash...like I'm pranking you during a photo
eh
You look like you prefer full fat everything...Yo, the homie's a balloon
So, when a voter says "that's light" you prolly throw your phone across the room
no
You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cause when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating
ok
I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year
eh
No one'll read a champ match that involves you...yo, I'll straight clown him
I can hear you dropping Views RIGHT NOW...and you don't even own the Drake album
eh
This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name
thats fire
12 wins with 7 of them no shows?!?!...I know he's a fraud. Homie is hardly hot
He should be on Megan's Law...only known for fucking with dudes who don't have the balls to drop
eh



Cash got this

[Junto]

My shooters hungry for that paper. One word...they clap and letting it go, bro
I'll laugh and put 5 digits on your head in a flash...like I'm pranking you during a photo
You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cause when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating
I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year
This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name

vs.

Fool get popped, u can’t say gun bars aren’t true hiphop
when a few quick shots flying out the suppressor makes the tool beatbox.
Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.
While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio.
Baby mama gets everything u have, going wild in court..
so while I resort to pimping her for a Lil Cash - u’ll be paying child support.

these were all solid bars...
check your heart and don't know how to say this was nice from cash
rufio was tough from schade... his other hits weren't at the same level though...
pretty close to me but I got cash in this one

v/ cashius

[Toil]

Cash: opener, iTunes rating, don't know how to say this
Schad: Uz in the Tap, Hook/Rufio

I like the way both of you write, so thought this would be a dope match-up. If I'm honest, I think you both came a little off your best. Still some dope lines on show (e.g. don't know how to say this and Uz in the Tap), just not as many as I'd hoped. I've got Cashius taking it with an extra quotable.

Vote = Cash

[Saint]

Cash: Dont know how to say this, iTunes rating, closer was coo, independence wasnt bad either..
Schade: Uz in trap, Rufio.. I thought lil cash could be good with better wording

Overall just thought Cash had less misses and other non quotes were either ok or light concepts w/ good enough execution. Some of shades stuff like italicize or Jameson ad didnt do much for me.

Vote Cash

[Og smokinstein]

At first read I thought Schadenfreude got it, but after further view cash was cooking..
Cash started slow,but everything after Iheart radio bars was flames.
Which was majority of his verse,Schadenfreude did have some shit I liked but wasn't consistent enough throughout his verse to catch the w.

vote cash

[jilti]

Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.
While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio

Vs

You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cause when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating
I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year
No one'll read a champ match that involves you...yo, I'll straight clown him
I can hear you dropping Views RIGHT NOW...and you don't even own the Drake album
This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name



V/ cash

[sral]

You look like you prefer full fat everything...Yo, the homie's a balloon
So, when a voter says "that's light" you prolly throw your phone across the room
You'll faint just at the sound of the gun...Let the hospital try-to-save him
Cause when my tool's blazing...One click and they'll check your heart, that's an iTunes rating
I guarantee he spends his whole life alone...He ain't gettin' a dime, it's clear
Ugly motherfucker...you could celebrate Independence Day 365 times per year
This loser's gotten dumped his WHOLE LIFE...not many can make that claim
He's been constantly hearing "I don't know how to say this"...wayyyyy before his gay ass name

vs

So hungry to win I’d sell EBT for the lead to murder u..
while yo bitch ass can barely bite off any of those spoon-feed personals.
Got real shooters that clap, u’re only a goon when u rap
so don’t approach fucker or else it’s Ghostbusters, I keep a Uz in the Trap.
While his Neverland, I’m putting hands to this goofy hoe
left leaned shook, once a mean Hook takes away the boy’s life, that’s Rufio.

overall I got Cash winning here, that Uz in the trap line was soooooo dope though

good shit