What would your pornstar name be?

[Silky Johnson]

Girth Brooks
Tim FuckRaw
Wesley Pipes?

[Ghost1]

Log out. Try again tomorrow.

[sral]

Jamie Gillis

Those who know, know!

[big baby]

if ya wun no ur strippah name just cumbynr the name of da street u grew up on wit da name of da girl ur dad left ur FUCKA lame ass family 4 lmao!!!!!! #bb

[~RustyGunZ~]

Banned

[~RustyGunZ~]

Life sentence

[Dope girl]

Loveable

[slecht]

Mike 'Hard' Lemonade.

[Barcotic]

john bones holmes

[Certain]

john bones holmes

Are you admitting to having AIDS?

[Ghost1]

Fingers crossed

[Barcotic]

did I say john curtis holmes?

no I did not

[~RustyGunZ~]

John bones Holmes is Def a gay pornstar name tho

[Certain]

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

[Barcotic]

nope

[oats]

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

lol dead at this

[Barcotic]

stay dead

[sral]

lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well

im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit

[sral]

lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well

im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit

[oats]

stay dead

not enough multis

[Ghost1]

"Hey, we're doing this thing: Make up your own porn name."
"OK, John Bones Holmes."
"There's already a porn star named that."
"Nope, mine has a different middle name."
"Yeah, but ..."
"John Bones Holmes."
"I mean ... he died of AIDS."
"No, that was John Curtis Holmes."
"You are allowed to make up any name for yourself. Any name at all. Really, just pick anything. Could even be something as weird and stupid as 'Barcotic,' if you want. Pick literally any name that isn't already a dead AIDS-ridden porn star's name."
"Yeah, John Bones Holmes."
"Fine."

Lmaooooooooo

[Certain]

lmao tbf I agree with Des here even though I picked a former 70s porn stars actual name as well

im just a film geek and love Gillis's shit

"Openly bisexual, he appeared in many gay porn films" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamie_Gillis) ... not that there's anything wrong with that.

[sral]

lmao I'm well aware of Gillis roughies

the films I watch are far worse than gay porn

stuff like Water Power and Walking Toilet Bowl 1 and 2 are cult classics though

[Certain]

lmao I'm well aware of Gillis roughies

the films I watch are far worse than gay porn

stuff like Water Power and Walking Toilet Bowl 1 and 2 are cult classics though

I admire your lack of giving a fuck.

[Barcotic]

tbh I only even knew of him thru the movie wonderland

which was dope af

thought this thread was dumb to begin w/ n mixed his name w/ bones jones lol

[Witty]

My name would be Holmes bones John.

[Witty]

And in every movie I would just be boning a guy named John.

[Ghost1]

Annnnn I'm gone

[Crin da Cringer]

Belladongbra

[Barcotic]

I swear bags would laugh if I dropped my car keys

[Ghost1]

If by car keys u mean a bullet...an by dropped u mean fired into ur face

Then yes

Yes I would