Canibus Owl 2vs2 Round 1: EGB vs King Karaoke & Kenny the OG - OPEN FOR VOTES

[JShazo]

Line count is 16 per team
Due Friday midnight est. Voting will close Sunday night/Monday morning
24hr Extensions are fine if your opponents are cool with it

Checker in KBomb & SonnyDaze King Karaoke & Kenny the OG

http://i.imgur.com/dwNqvYm.png

[Kenny the OG]

Check

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

If I pop off then it's hasta la vista, leave u leaning harder than the tower of Pisa
Got Sonny's body rotting in the trunk, open it up and the Odor'll hit u like Jose Bautista
Closed caskets for the both of them, Kbomb getting cut open like a lab rat
I'll have your homies putting more flowers around your than that filter snapchat
Got handguns with beams on them, fire shots and reload with same hand
All u see are red lights when I wave the arms, you'd think I was trying to help a plane land
U grew up in the burbs, you've never been thru hurdles shmuck
I'll drive through your hood, pull up and start shooting lids like the Ninja turtles' truck
This Ken/Kar connection aint quite fair, its ya nightmare.. yes u pussies
It ain't a game when 2K's whoopin ya ass like YOUR difficulties set to rookie
I'll sneak my heat in anywhere, I'm to old to be giving men the fade
My Armageddon the venue, im droppin bomb & it'll be the end of daze
I bust my guns, trust it son. Headshots & give ur tummy wide bucks
Cuz omelette off the burner.. scramble this egghead & tear Sonny's side up
K gets the whole clip tho, needed info if he's cool & can drop a hot verse
I asked around if he's hip, no... but ur drops puttin folks in a deep sleep is clockwork

Bye...

[JShazo]

(S): I heard yall go by K-K-K, do you got something to hide?
(S): Keep swingin, cuz when I'm done with K-K-K, it's like I struck out the side
(K): And Karaoke’s a known biter, but I guess that y’all ain’t heard how
(K): He got his name from always spittin’ someone else’s words out
(S): Word? Wow. Last battle he called me a nerd now my feelings are hurt
(S): His style's cool... I just can't get into it like a shmedium shirt
(K): Fuck reading his verse, and no guy with "OG" in his name is bestin' me
(K): I'll have metal makin noise in his mouth if anyone thinks Kenny G
(S): I’ll XM out, they can Channel their energy but don’t appear to be fit
(S): They throw Shade, then the 45 follows, that’s some Sirius shit
(S): It ain’t too hard to get em FUBAR’d, dont gotta let the tool spark
(S): If these fools bark, gimme the cue, I'm goin in every pocket like a pool shark
(K): How they claimin’ street cred when we don’t see no stripes? Guess NetCees breeds those types
(K): That’s that shit EGB don’t like, so we came to roll on money like cee-lo dice
(K): If they still want more, then we’ll clap the steel fast and get their caps to peel back
(K): When we leave a slug stuck in their heads like bumpin’ Atmosphere tracks

[JShazo]

Allen Knight Lars Bags Orc MFtastick @lotto smiirk Joe Boston riffic SuckaFreeCashier Hush Cred open for vote tag away

[sral]

That ninja turtle truck shit dope >>>

hated hip, no though LOL @ that actually, the apostrophe just makes that shit wack as fuck to me for real

omelette I can fuck with and armageddon even if both a little corny to me personally


EGB: I liked the schmedium shirt ish

Shade 45 I can fuck with, pool shark was nice, Slug was decent

I dunno, Kenny and Kar seemed a bit off to me here

nothing particularly bad beside their closer, just not a great deal I was feeling aside from the Turtle Van shit haha

omelette and Armageddon forced to me, might be an accent thing?

I got EGB edging it

[Cashius]

Odor, turtles, omelette

Vs.

Kenny g, slug



I remember when I read Kenny and karaoke's verse when they posted it being like oh shit. I thought they killed this. I can definitely see the different styles between the sites. I feel like k and k had haymakers with some more blatant misses. Where as the rmbva dudes didn't really miss too much but didn't have any bangers. I can see how it could be close but I def prefer k and k's style.

Kenny and Karaoke.

[riffic]

SonnyDaze & KBomb

(S): I heard yall go by K-K-K, do you got something to hide?
(S): Keep swingin, cuz when I'm done with K-K-K, it's like I struck out the side

- I like the concept. I think you should've stuck to either baseball or the Klan, because pasting them together is a little jarring

(K): And Karaoke’s a known biter, but I guess that y’all ain’t heard how
(K): He got his name from always spittin’ someone else’s words out

- This feels like something that's probably been said before, but having never read Karaoke battles it's a sensible punch

(S): Word? Wow. Last battle he called me a nerd now my feelings are hurt
(S): His style's cool... I just can't get into it like a shmedium shirt

- Love the inner-rhymes in the first line stemming from KBomb's punchline. This whole verse has been a lot of "well, that definitely wasn't bad"

(K): Fuck reading his verse, and no guy with "OG" in his name is bestin' me
(K): I'll have metal makin noise in his mouth if anyone thinks Kenny G

- Continuing that trend

(S): I’ll XM out, they can Channel their energy but don’t appear to be fit
(S): They throw Shade, then the 45 follows, that’s some Sirius shit

- Yesss that one really connected

(S): It ain’t too hard to get em FUBAR’d, dont gotta let the tool spark
(S): If these fools bark, gimme the cue, I'm goin in every pocket like a pool shark

- TWO IN A ROW I SEE YOU SONNY

(K): How they claimin’ street cred when we don’t see no stripes? Guess NetCees breeds those types
(K): That’s that shit EGB don’t like, so we came to roll on money like cee-lo dice

- This is way too street for me, had to google, but the scheme is tight

(K): If they still want more, then we’ll clap the steel fast and get their caps to peel back
(K): When we leave a slug stuck in their heads like bumpin’ Atmosphere tracks

- Cool cool

Killah Karaoke & Infiltration (kenny the og)


If I pop off then it's hasta la vista, leave u leaning harder than the tower of Pisa
Got Sonny's body rotting in the trunk, open it up and the Odor'll hit u like Jose Bautista

- We had a thread (http://rmbva.com/showthread.php?t=25198) about how predictable this line would be

Closed caskets for the both of them, Kbomb getting cut open like a lab rat
I'll have your homies putting more flowers around your than that filter snapchat

- You mean... Snapchat filter? That's not how you say things

Got handguns with beams on them, fire shots and reload with same hand
All u see are red lights when I wave the arms, you'd think I was trying to help a plane land

- That's slick

U grew up in the burbs, you've never been thru hurdles shmuck
I'll drive through your hood, pull up and start shooting lids like the Ninja turtles' truck

- Cool punch, "never been thru hurdles shmuck" is a horrible set up

This Ken/Kar connection aint quite fair, its ya nightmare.. yes u pussies
It ain't a game when 2K's whoopin ya ass like YOUR difficulties set to rookie

- kinda confusing. why not just say the difficulty is set too high? and "yes u pussies" loool two set ups in a row...

I'll sneak my heat in anywhere, I'm to old to be giving men the fade
My Armageddon the venue, im droppin bomb & it'll be the end of daze

- I had a line exactly like this but there's no way you would've known. I'm just narcissistic. Adding 'bomb' into it was tight, good shit

I bust my guns, trust it son. Headshots & give ur tummy wide bucks
Cuz omelette off the burner.. scramble this egghead & tear Sonny's side up

- Plaaaayed. "give ur tummy wide bucks" lmao

K gets the whole clip tho, needed info if he's cool & can drop a hot verse
I asked around if he's hip, no... but ur drops puttin folks in a deep sleep is clockwork

- ooo I like that one actually

vote - EGB, B level performance but there were too many misses in the NetCee's verse. They'd be pretty dope if they tightened up their set ups and wording

[Ghost1]

Hi...

If I pop off then it's hasta la vista, leave u leaning harder than the tower of Pisa
Got Sonny's body rotting in the trunk, open it up and the Odor'll hit u like Jose Bautista

Nice

Closed caskets for the both of them, Kbomb getting cut open like a lab rat
I'll have your homies putting more flowers around your than that filter snapchat

Ok

Got handguns with beams on them, fire shots and reload with same hand
All u see are red lights when I wave the arms, you'd think I was trying to help a plane land

Played

U grew up in the burbs, you've never been thru hurdles shmuck
I'll drive through your hood, pull up and start shooting lids like the Ninja turtles' truck

Lol fire

This Ken/Kar connection aint quite fair, its ya nightmare.. yes u pussies
It ain't a game when 2K's whoopin ya ass like YOUR difficulties set to rookie

Ok

I'll sneak my heat in anywhere, I'm to old to be giving men the fade
My Armageddon the venue, im droppin bomb & it'll be the end of daze

Dope

I bust my guns, trust it son. Headshots & give ur tummy wide bucks
Cuz omelette off the burner.. scramble this egghead & tear Sonny's side up

Wild

K gets the whole clip tho, needed info if he's cool & can drop a hot verse
I asked around if he's hip, no... but ur drops puttin folks in a deep sleep is clockwork

Ok

Bye...


(S): I heard yall go by K-K-K, do you got something to hide?
(S): Keep swingin, cuz when I'm done with K-K-K, it's like I struck out the side

Relevant but k/strike out shit been done alot

(K): And Karaoke’s a known biter, but I guess that y’all ain’t heard how
(K): He got his name from always spittin’ someone else’s words out

This is cool...I've seen similar karaoke flips worded better tho

(S): Word? Wow. Last battle he called me a nerd now my feelings are hurt
(S): His style's cool... I just can't get into it like a shmedium shirt

Too simple for me

(K): Fuck reading his verse, and no guy with "OG" in his name is bestin' me
(K): I'll have metal makin noise in his mouth if anyone thinks Kenny G

Wording off an Kenny g flips r played on him....u could kno that without ever reading a battle from him

(S): I’ll XM out, they can Channel their energy but don’t appear to be fit
(S): They throw Shade, then the 45 follows, that’s some Sirius shit

This is fuckin crazy

(S): It ain’t too hard to get em FUBAR’d, dont gotta let the tool spark
(S): If these fools bark, gimme the cue, I'm goin in every pocket like a pool shark

Played...good wording helped this hit tho

(K): How they claimin’ street cred when we don’t see no stripes? Guess NetCees breeds those types
(K): That’s that shit EGB don’t like, so we came to roll on money like cee-lo dice

Again played shit w dope wording

(K): If they still want more, then we’ll clap the steel fast and get their caps to peel back
(K): When we leave a slug stuck in their heads like bumpin’ Atmosphere tracks

This is ok....do those guys even make music anymore tho? Lol






This is hard man....this shit is crazy close to me. I feel like daze team had some dated stuff but some really slick wording that still let lines land that other people would get fried for dropping. Kk had some stuff that missed for me too but ultimately they had more creative an complex bars in comparison imo. If bomb had fresher angles they could've ran away w this one cuz karaoke felt a little rusty here...or uninspired...u choose. Either way this was close but I'll rock w kk.

V kkk