Joe Boston vs Letterman - OPEN FOR VOTES

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Joe Boston Letterman

[Joe Boston]

Check u say 10 im punching u in those smuckers jelly caps

[Letterman]

Ok.

[Joe Boston]

12 Letterman

Fuck around your kids will never again see the face of their father
My aim good to a T. I. shoot you'd think it was a concert at the Irvin Plaza
Kharma is a bitch i hope in the ass it will bite you
Dont flinch cuz a strong arm to your chick will turn the scene to a derby dolls fight crew
Break the right side of his jaw make it hard for any food that he might chew
feed his body silverbullets till fags insides are leaking out nothing but light brew
I know its true u get abused and ordered around by these hoes
ur so wrapped around their Wrist Let and hold theirs everywhere they fucking go
U ugly bro with bifocals and oversized gums that appearance makes u mad
So fucking dirty need to Wash up Black thats a racist detergent ad
Name one body u ever had if ur fronting ill fucking see ya
Gun butt to ur face aint a Game call it Drakes ex Maliah

[Letterman]

He frontin.. Somebody tell me why this guy flexin
But fuck talking, I'll end it all with a K like I'm dry texting
This old rusty blade'll cause ya funeral. I dont need the 4 ringin
Cuz after a cut with this Jagged Edge, there'll be a lot of slow singing
But nah.. I'll just pull the tool on this faggot
And you'll see caps spin n off him like he's doing a hat trick
Sneak attack when I bust. It'll end your life in a flash
When I have the stick sparkin on the side like I'm striking a match
Ya love ya girl? You won't claim her but wouldn't trade her for another
But I get why you'd keep it lowkey, cuz that bitch is a spittin image Thor's brother

[Ghost1]

Fuck around your kids will never again see the face of their father
My aim good to a T. I. shoot you'd think it was a concert at the Irvin Plaza

Ok...wording a little choppy...not bad tho

Kharma is a bitch i hope in the ass it will bite you
Dont flinch cuz a strong arm to your chick will turn the scene to a derby dolls fight crew

This a roller derby reference I guess? Joe talking about beating women again LMFAO. Smh. Shameful.

Break the right side of his jaw make it hard for any food that he might chew
feed his body silverbullets till fags insides are leaking out nothing but light brew

8ve seen silver bullet before...this was still cool tho

I know its true u get abused and ordered around by these hoes
ur so wrapped around their Wrist Let and hold theirs everywhere they fucking go

Half nameplay. Not my thing. Wasn't bad tho. This is a pretty good verse for u honestly.

U ugly bro with bifocals and oversized gums that appearance makes u mad
So fucking dirty need to Wash up Black thats a racist detergent ad

Light

Name one body u ever had if ur fronting ill fucking see ya
Gun butt to ur face aint a Game call it Drakes ex Maliah

Missed this one sorry





He frontin.. Somebody tell me why this guy flexin
But fuck talking, I'll end it all with a K like I'm dry texting

Lmao fuck w this

This old rusty blade'll cause ya funeral. I dont need the 4 ringin
Cuz after a cut with this Jagged Edge, there'll be a lot of slow singing

Played. Crisp wording tho.

But nah.. I'll just pull the tool on this faggot
And you'll see caps spin n off him like he's doing a hat trick

Huh? Oh I got it. Like a literal hat trick lmao.....do people do these? Nah man I think not

Sneak attack when I bust. It'll end your life in a flash
When I have the stick sparkin on the side like I'm striking a match

MFtastick just did this shit last week smh

Ya love ya girl? You won't claim her but wouldn't trade her for another
But I get why you'd keep it lowkey, cuz that bitch is a spittin image Thor's brother




Man this is super fucking close. Both bangers were about equally as good and misses equally as bad. Fuck. I'm gonna go w joe for being fresher. Letterman verse was clearly worded better but it just felt dated.


V jb

[jilti]

T.I.

Vs

Dry texting, jagged edge

V/letterman

[Useless]

Fuck around your kids will never again see the face of their father
My aim good to a T. I. shoot you'd think it was a concert at the Irvin Plaza


Vs


He frontin.. Somebody tell me why this guy flexin
But fuck talking, I'll end it all with a K like I'm dry texting
Ya love ya girl? You won't claim her but wouldn't trade her for another
But I get why you'd keep it lowkey, cuz that bitch is a spittin image Thor's brother



Overall Letterman was more consistent. His missed weren't as bad as Joe's.



V. Lett

[Allen Knight]

uck around your kids will never again see the face of their father
My aim good to a T. I. shoot you'd think it was a concert at the Irvin Plaza
^^^dope opener
Kharma is a bitch i hope in the ass it will bite you
Dont flinch cuz a strong arm to your chick will turn the scene to a derby dolls fight crew
^^^solid
Break the right side of his jaw make it hard for any food that he might chew
feed his body silverbullets till fags insides are leaking out nothing but light brew
^^^solid
I know its true u get abused and ordered around by these hoes
ur so wrapped around their Wrist Let and hold theirs everywhere they fucking go
^^^nah
U ugly bro with bifocals and oversized gums that appearance makes u mad
So fucking dirty need to Wash up Black thats a racist detergent ad
^^^no bro
Name one body u ever had if ur fronting ill fucking see ya
Gun butt to ur face aint a Game call it Drakes ex Maliah
^^^eehhh


Vs


He frontin.. Somebody tell me why this guy flexin
But fuck talking, I'll end it all with a K like I'm dry texting
^^^nice opener
This old rusty blade'll cause ya funeral. I dont need the 4 ringin
Cuz after a cut with this Jagged Edge, there'll be a lot of slow singing
^^^nah played as fuck & not flipped fresh
But nah.. I'll just pull the tool on this faggot
And you'll see caps spin n off him like he's doing a hat trick
^^^ehh
Sneak attack when I bust. It'll end your life in a flash
When I have the stick sparkin on the side like I'm striking a match
^^^nah
Ya love ya girl? You won't claim her but wouldn't trade her for another
But I get why you'd keep it lowkey, cuz that bitch is a spittin image Thor's brother
^^^played

V/joe boston, i thought this was close but i think joe was fresher here & had couple better bars then let, lil more consistent,
let had alot of played shit that wasnt flipped good. seen better from let, he seemed lazy here.

[Ghost1]

Allen Knight

Can u move this to the battle arena my dude.

[Joe Boston]

Wow this shit aint gonna get votes here Bags why not just call the shit a draw fucked up how i voted on most shit and we get 4 votes then moved here because the playoffs need to get started and were not participants so its like "fuck you guys" lol. Call it a draw

[Ghost1]

Sorry bossman. Be mad at ur peers. I been telling every1 w a pulse that battles were going up 06/06/16 no matter wat.

I feel u but I gotta keep the shit moving. Reminds me tho that I need to put up reserve battles. So ull have a battle this week regardless.

[Joe Boston]

Sorry bossman. Be mad at ur peers. I been telling every1 w a pulse that battles were going up 06/06/16 no matter wat.

I feel u but I gotta keep the shit moving. Reminds me tho that I need to put up reserve battles. So ull have a battle this week regardless.
Ight lol yeah ill just call.this a draw are we adding wins on records? Word tho appreciate it lol

[Ghost1]

Yea I just added ur draw to ur record lol

[Habitat]

Yea I just added ur draw to ur record lol

lmaoo this kills me

[Panik]

I have it even in quotes. Opener vs opener, yet Lettermans wording held him up and made for a better read.

Vote Letterman

[Schadenfreude]

Yea I got JOE BOSTON taking it, Letterman had a couple decent joints, but JB was more creative & consistent.

[MystaMic]

Both structures were ugly. Lettermans concepts were way outdated and no punches landed.. he used the word 'like' way too much to transition his landings.. joe bostons rhymin is basic af but lettermans concepts killed me .. both could elevate..

V/Joe Boston