NBL SEASON 9 PRE HYPE VIDEO MAG COURTESY OF LARS & MMLP

[Ghost1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cENxPFBj_wI
part 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwlVdXLM9dI

part 2




TOURNEY WILL BEGIN 06/06/16

LET'S FUCKING GO

[sral]

lmao MMLP your hair is actually wacker lookin than mine in this shit and I've got some greasy Razor Ramone looking random strand of hair on my face throughout

how you got a grade one on the back and sides, but an 8 up top though?

wish I'd got a better shot of how terrible your hair is/was

your dome is like a warning reminder to everyone out there to always tip their barber


roflzzz

[Ghost1]

Just watched first vid.


Lmfaolllllaooaoaoka

This is so good.


Sum1 transfer all kf my reps to lars....and less funny lars may have sum also.

[Ghost1]

Finished.

Spit my drink out at Tom Brady the baseball player.

Lmfao.


This was amazing.

[Schadenfreude]

Lmao..Lars u Britsh bastard, bloody brilliant.

[Evolve]

wait...

Is Lars the same guy as Baron Mynd?

If so wtf lol.. sup

[sral]

lmao yeah it's me

my bad on Cashius.. I think it's RapSearch I know you from, not RapFlava

I think pretty much everything else said is on point though

glad you fellas enjoyed!

president Lars <3 all you guys even if I said you were trash

xoxoxooxoo

[Inno]

Lol good stuff fellas.

I can barely understand you guys lol

[Kenny the OG]

I had no idea lars was baron mynd Lol. Ill shit. About to watch this in a minute. Netcees running the text game.

[~RustyGunZ~]

I'm a former champ and have beat everyone that chomped this season other than bags who's only battled me in a fight night while I was text battling while driving?

Dope video mag but you'd never beat me unless it was story telling

20 lines hype battle

[Hush]

These nuggas look like txt

[Ghost1]

LMFAO dead

[ill nik-A]

Lyric olympics! Viva Cuba!

[Useless]

These nuggas look like txt

Lol

[Useless]

Yall do look like y'all have a good time tho. I'd go drinking with y'all for sure.

Dope Mag bruv

[Orc]

Two lovely lads. Is the pub empty? How tf did u manage to record that without interruption haha

Knucklehead you've never beaten Orc man?

[sral]

lmao we were out in the beer garden on bank holiday Monday, there were a couple of couples giving us awkward looks tbh but we're regulars there

plus I'm the bar fight champ

[Junto]

lmaaao Beyond fully blind listenin to the video wishin he could see the keyboard to type back

you a goof Baron

[~RustyGunZ~]

Two lovely lads. Is the pub empty? How tf did u manage to record that without interruption haha

Knucklehead you've never beaten Orc man?

In awhile no but don't play forgetful with me my little hall of famer the squad raised you to be the fine young txtcee you are and I whooped your ass a time or two

[Ghost1]

Knucklehead is knuckleheads biggest text supporter lol

[sral]

lmao I love you seth but i still reckon ive got more bars than you tbh

Diablo da gawd

[~RustyGunZ~]

Knucklehead is knuckleheads biggest text supporter lol

But I'm just stating facts lol

You know I be trolling but I legit stomped on orc back then

Couldn't now

Could stomp on Lars though homeboy the disc nigha but he'd get flossed by Tara rist

[Ghost1]

I mean lars is no joke tho

I'd love to see it


U nkt getting into playoffs w a 2-1 record if u win this week FYI lol but I can spotlight u guys during rd1

Then u get love and hype in the mag

An we can see sum proof to these claims



sraL u down?

[sral]

lmao winner gets put into the tourney?

EDIT: LOL he not even good enough to make playoffs

I might just write some more 80 line shit for him rather than put it in the BA

[Ghost1]

Lmao gone

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao winner gets put into the tourney?

EDIT: LOL he not even good enough to make playoffs

I might just write some more 80 line shit for him rather than put it in the BA

Cus I dropped one verse all season?

Don't even sit here acting like you're not just a topical dude

Poor man's deadman tbrr

✋

[Destroyer]

come on knuck
even I beat Orc this year
step ur game up

[Batty]

Well done on this, Lars. Probably the best manpoem contest hype video of all times in my mind.

[~RustyGunZ~]

You're evolving past me bro bro

Much respect

Yall can play but know when I actually put more than 50% effort or even actually show at least I can handle anyone

[sral]

lmao you campaigning way too hard in this thread to be taken seriously tho

i honestly think it would be like a 58/42% split in my favour

did you not see mftastic steal my knight rider line this week?

even the guys who think they got bars are stealing my bars

[~RustyGunZ~]

Karaoke stole my line the last time I dropped a real verse

Lol @ this wigga

[Ghost1]

King Karaoke

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Nah I don't bite...
Especially from bottom tier....

Bye...

[~RustyGunZ~]

So you thought of that can with your name on it/coca cola line a week after mine and saying it was wack?

Sheesh all that asbestos getting to you

Ole general labor for hire piece of garbage stay in the shadows unless we need a fire verse you half wrote

[King Karaoke]

I don't have to work in retail to afford a television. That shit was all over tv. Never would bite you. So delusional. You're a department manager but carry yourself like you're the store manager.

[IAmRhetoric]

yooo Kar didnt say hi or bye shit's weird

kar and knuck back at it againnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[Cashius]

Just took a screen shot of no hi.... bye..... Before homie edits it in. Piece of history tbr.

[IAmRhetoric]

Just took a screen shot of no hi.... bye..... Before homie edits it in. Piece of history tbr.

word hahaha

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Lmao...

Bye...

[~RustyGunZ~]

I don't have to work in retail to afford a television. That shit was all over tv. Never would bite you. So delusional. You're a department manager but carry yourself like you're the store manager.

I quit retail last year before the busy holiday season (we've been over this in 2016 already?)

Was probably going to get fired

Yet I can afford more than you self employed with no working products yet

Sorry you were brought into this world a broke stereotype and have to do back breaking work to buy $20k "sport" cars

[IAmRhetoric]

my man APOLOGIZED ON UR BEHALF omg this is getting heated holy shit

[King Karaoke]

Getting an allowance doesn't necessarily mean that you're self employed.

[IAmRhetoric]

happened twice the fuck is going on

the lime is changingggg

[sral]

So you thought of that can with your name on it/coca cola line a week after mine and saying it was wack?

Sheesh all that asbestos getting to you

Ole general labor for hire piece of garbage stay in the shadows unless we need a fire verse you half wrote

tbh that shit got used at rmbva wayyyyyyyyyy before you bit it

"ive got a bottle with your name on, it aint coca cola" or some shit

that's one of the first rmbva bars I read that made me notice their talent and wanna push on with the intersite invasion shit

that's REAL AS FUCK talk tho

hahahahaha

[sral]

http://rmbva.com/2vs2-cross-site-final-thatguy-t13294.html?p=384062

2014

please show me where yours predates that, chompers?

[sral]

Just took a screen shot of no hi.... bye..... Before homie edits it in. Piece of history tbr.

lmao nah, he done it a few times of late tbh

i caught one last month

kar must be typing from his phone or some shit lately haha

[IAmRhetoric]

he said everyone's a biterrrrrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRR
ooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooole tell ur mom cuz ur a biter ass

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

Don't kill his hopes...
If u ask him he probably wrote the first cum line and the feet line...

Bye...

[~RustyGunZ~]

Getting an allowance doesn't necessarily mean that you're self employed.

25 now gawd trust fund UNLOCKED

IT'S GOOD TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WITH NO EFFORT

I'll Holla at you when we put up that Kickstarter and Steam green light

Gonna make more money off one title than you will in a decade from white privilege and playing video games and you'll still be here sour your life highlights are winning the nbl and going on a deluxe Vegas trip ALONE YOU DUCKING LOSER LMAO

HEY GUYS MET MONEY MAYWEATHER FROM 50 FEET AWAY COULDN'T GET A PICK WITH HIM NO1 TO TAKE IT BET HE'D LIKE MY MUSTARD CANDY PAINTED 2014 CAMARO MUCH MUSCLE GREAT INTEREST RATE

[sral]

lmao im fooling with that biter shit tbh

concepts get used over and over

im just playing devils advocate since he claimed Kar bit it

I just wanted to show it was old even when Knuck did it lol

[IAmRhetoric]

smh he said he's better than kar because he has white privelege
negged

[sral]

25 now gawd trust fund UNLOCKED

IT'S GOOD TO BE BETTER THAN YOU WITH NO EFFORT

I'll Holla at you when we put up that Kickstarter and Steam green light

Gonna make more money off one title than you will in a decade from white privilege and playing video games and you'll still be here sour your life highlights are winning the nbl and going on a deluxe Vegas trip ALONE YOU DUCKING LOSER LMAO

HEY GUYS MET MONEY MAYWEATHER FROM 50 FEET AWAY COULDN'T GET A PICK WITH HIM NO1 TO TAKE IT BET HE'D LIKE MY MUSTARD CANDY PAINTED 2014 CAMARO MUCH MUSCLE GREAT INTEREST RATE

WOWZER

https://media0.giphy.com/media/iDJuQR0UmiqOI/200_s.gif

[IAmRhetoric]

LOL ^

[~RustyGunZ~]

http://rmbva.com/2vs2-cross-site-final-thatguy-t13294.html?p=384062

2014

please show me where yours predates that, chompers?

Not surprised it was used BUT Kar used it literally a week after me after reading that battle and saying I was wacky but wouldn't vote

[sral]

LMAO ITS THE LAMA THE LIME BEHEADING PPL

I'M TELLING YOU

IT SENDS THE BOARD INTO OVERDRIVE FOR SOME REASON WHENEVER IT'S ACTIVATED

WE HAD TO CLOSE IT DOWN LAST TIME DUE TO THE KNUCK/KAR BEEF

ROFLZZZ

[King Karaoke]

Lmao. I don't care enough to respond that Bags impersonation. And no I don't read your verses. I read your opponent's verse. I never vote on your battles because you're emotional. If I call you wack, your idea of retaliation is finding my first grade teacher's fb page.

[sral]

Not surprised it was used BUT Kar used it literally a week after me after reading that battle and saying I was wacky but wouldn't vote

lmao don't even sweat it, I'm just fucking with you

riffic only gave that shit a 3/5 too, WTF!!!!!!!!!! that's an amazing bar. literally like an 11/10

one of the best and most memorable ive ever read tbh

[IAmRhetoric]

he said ur an impersonator what are u gonna do knuck

find out next time on
lama the lime

[~RustyGunZ~]

Stay mediocre champ

[Ghost1]

http://i.imgur.com/x6Y2h7g.gif

[IAmRhetoric]

lmao where do u retards even find these memes

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmao. I don't care enough to respond that Bags impersonation. And no I don't read your verses. I read your opponent's verse. I never vote on your battles because you're emotional. If I call you wack, your idea of retaliation is finding my first grade teacher's fb page.

Lol I see you on that edit boy

Lars coined that boarding style though show respect

[sral]

lmao so lets keep it reality since me and seth are facebook friends and all

he isn't gonna battle me, realistically

[~RustyGunZ~]

I couldn't hurt you Ian

We can topical battle tho

[IAmRhetoric]

tbh kind of afraid to send my bars to boston
heard there was a shark in the waters

[~RustyGunZ~]

tbh kind of afraid to send my bars to boston
heard there was a shark in the waters

Noone wants to feed your bars through PM you fucking idiot

Joe Boston wouldn't touch that hot garbage he's a modern gentleman

[IAmRhetoric]

Better calm down with the reckless talk or ur getting a mixed review on steam my bruvvvva

[~RustyGunZ~]

Good

I'm fueled by negativity

[IAmRhetoric]

Good

I'm fueled by negativity

good

negged again




lol jk

[Diode]

lold @ jilti floast

[Cred]

The lime going brazy today.

[sral]

I couldn't hurt you Ian

We can topical battle tho

lmao you would stand no chance against 16-1 LarsZiLLa in his own realm tbh

be serious

[Diode]

lmao you would stand no chance against 16-1 LarsZiLLa in his own realm tbh

be serious

qft.

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao you would stand no chance against 16-1 LarsZiLLa in his own realm tbh

be serious

Yeah

As likely as you beating me in txt

[Diode]

Yeah

As likely as you beating me in txt

http://rs110.pbsrc.com/albums/n92/melissamcculloh/popcorn.gif~c200

[Ghost1]

Lmao Knucklehead a top tier topical writer now too lol uwot

[Diode]

Lmao Knucklehead a top tier topical writer now too lol uwot

https://s-media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/6b/16/6b6b165ff072485fd14021e98e0f6727.jpg

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lmao Knucklehead a top tier topical writer now too lol uwot

If you and Nika can champ a topical league I'm sure I could go a solid 10-3 tbrr

[Ghost1]

Lol I want u to be involved here man

I do!

But u and I are not on the same writing level

Sir

[Cashius]

Shots fucking FIRED!!!!!!!!

LETS GOOOOOOOO

[sral]

lmao I swear down I legit think I could beat Knuck at text

he cool but

he's not good

[Diode]

NBL thread becoming AOWL showdown.

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/QsWDkzokBPL3wqPugcIdbS6gnVs=/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/2444508/tumblr_lqvav9ZaBf1r125fpo1_400.0.gif

[sral]

Terror wrist viewing the thread and bout to be mad disappointed when he sees his mention hahahahha

[King Karaoke]

Hi...

It's crazy how delusional this weirdo Knucklehead is...

Bye...

[Diode]

Terror wrist viewing the thread and bout to be mad disappointed when he sees his mention hahahahha

god that name is so bad

i didn't see how he spelled it until after you video and didn't understand why you went in so hard

BUT NOW I DO

almost as bad as calling yourself "Tha Rellik"

[~RustyGunZ~]

Hi...

It's crazy how delusional this weirdo Knucklehead is...

Bye...

Thought you left this thread you lonely faggot

You could use some delusion in your life

[~RustyGunZ~]

lmao I swear down I legit think I could beat Knuck at text

he cool but

he's not good

No troll I'm being srs you'd get embarrassed

This ain't king of the fog over in Liverpool you git

[King Karaoke]

My hobbies don't include stalking nc members offline cuz they called me lame.

[~RustyGunZ~]

They do though because I made empty threats from accessing your ig and you actually called my work place lmao?

You must have never been loved as a child or as an adult. What was your father's drug of choice?

[King Karaoke]

I follow through with my threats. You threaten to call cops then call yourself the gun bar king. That's so gangsta.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Growing up poor doesn't make you gangsta lol it just means your inferior and come from a weak bloodline

You're as small a man as your father and his before him

[King Karaoke]

Lol who said I grew up poor? this angle isn't working.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol who said I grew up poor? this angle isn't working.

You attack me for coming from wealth and think shitty poor people things are luxuries to be bought with money you get from a construction job? If you didn't grow up poor than your parents must be really disappointed

Also far rockaway lol

[King Karaoke]

I don't work construction tho. You're really weird. You just ranted about having a trust fund. I don't care about your money guy. You want to impress these guys but u come off as a weirdo. The only thing that made u relevant is stalking my ig. No battles or verses. Just weirdo shit.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Oh so you're a welder now

[Kenny the OG]

Goddamn this shit getting personal as fuck.
Yall niggas crazy mane.

[King Karaoke]

Welders get paid 100 an hr. tho. Not as good as having a trust fund but hey we can't all be crackers.

[Kenny the OG]

I really hope knuck ain't trying to shit on the 99% of us who didn't receive a trust fund from their parents. I thought knuck was a standup guy. Hey I respect the paper but that don't make u better than anyone else if it was gifted to u. Just my 2¢

[Diode]

I really hope knuck ain't trying to shit on the 99% of us who didn't receive a trust fund from their parents. I thought knuck was a standup guy. Hey I respect the paper but that don't make u better than anyone else if it was gifted to u. Just my 2¢

this is what happens when u leave ncs

u start to think knuck is a stand up guy

Q_Q

[Kenny the OG]

this is what happens when u leave ncs

u start to think knuck is a stand up guy

Q_Q

Lmao.
Kenny the misinformed

[Cred]

I follow through with my threats. You threaten to call cops then call yourself the gun bar king. That's so gangsta.

Lmaoo

Say it ain't soo maneee




Cus if u rockin wit the ops then u gon die wit 'emmmm


Hannn

[IAmRhetoric]

Welders get paid 100 an hr. tho. Not as good as having a trust fund but hey we can't all be crackers.

chill w the cracker shit bruuuvvvaaaa

[~RustyGunZ~]

Yeah I've never been called a good person Kenny

Thnx tho

[sral]

My hobbies don't include stalking nc members offline cuz they called me lame.

I follow through with my threats. You threaten to call cops then call yourself the gun bar king. That's so gangsta.

Lol who said I grew up poor? this angle isn't working.

I don't work construction tho. You're really weird. You just ranted about having a trust fund. I don't care about your money guy. You want to impress these guys but u come off as a weirdo. The only thing that made u relevant is stalking my ig. No battles or verses. Just weirdo shit.

lmao quoted for those keeping a missing hi/bye count

[sral]

No troll I'm being srs you'd get embarrassed

This ain't king of the fog over in Liverpool you git

lmao imma write a demo diss TBH

[~RustyGunZ~]

Like a diss preview or a diss to me as Demo?

[sral]

a diss like my bags diss

[~RustyGunZ~]

Oh so terrible

Gotcha

[Witty]

Hey guys, let's just be friends.

[Diode]

Hey guys, let's just be friends.

nah.

i like this thread.

MORE LIKE THIS THREAD

[Witty]

Ok, I think I can do it!

You guys suck so much...that uhh, you suck so much...ummmm...if my girl sucked as much as you do I'd be a much happier man?

[Cashius]

Word. Let's push playoffs back until this is over.

[Diode]

Ok, I think I can do it!

You guys suck so much...that uhh, you suck so much...ummmm...if my girl sucked as much as you do I'd be a much happier man?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmj7kztT081qg39ewo1_500.gif

[veritas]

Cred looks like an albino salamander.

[Terror wrist]

Terror wrist viewing the thread and bout to be mad disappointed when he sees his mention hahahahha


fuck you lars!

[riffic]

lmao don't even sweat it, I'm just fucking with you

riffic only gave that shit a 3/5 too, WTF!!!!!!!!!! that's an amazing bar. literally like an 11/10

one of the best and most memorable ive ever read tbh

god damn sometimes i forget about how perfect grace kelly was