Ever fell asleep on a bitch

[Hush]

Like legit passed out pinning her in place for hours in some unforeseen unique torture method


lol

Bitch was trapped for hour and a half
I woke up laughing like a loon


She was pissef cuz I got top then got on top to fuck and legit 86'd



Dear Diary fuck this hoe

[Ghost1]

Literally lold at unforseen unique torque method looooool

She couldn't push ur tiny ass off of her tho? Ahaha this is classic


I passed out drunk on a bitch before but she was on top lol

[Hush]

I'm not that small and she was smaller.

First words out her mouth were and I quote "your an asshole"

[Ghost1]

Lol that's fuckin hilarious. Bitch should've just gone to sleep.

[Orc]

Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame

[Schadenfreude]

Last time it happened I had a stripper bitch slobbing the God, I fell asleep about 5-10 minutes into it..lol & that dirtbag hoe went in my pockets..smh. Damn near choked the life out her nothing-ass.

[ill nik-A]

Done as well.

First words out her mouth was... you're an asshole, also

Haha

[Witty]

When you drink like I do this becomes common place.

[veritas]

Oh so we all belive hush Is no longer a Virgin now? Cool. Good job buddy! Great thutlebrag potht!

[Inno]

When you drink like I do this becomes common place.

You dont get to respond like this.

1 your irish and a drunk

2. The above make for great stories.


So please sir care to respond with a real answer?


Also

This happened to me cept she fell asleep on me. Lol

Bitch popped 2 xanax before i got there.

I was 3 inches in when i noticed she passed out.

Pull out and left. Took a pop tart

[Dope girl]

Not really
Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up

[Batty]

Legit so gone

[TYSON]

Lol. Fuck I can vent on here. So I got this homegirl I been saying I'm gonna fuck the shit out of. She starts sucking my dick last night and I was rock hard so of course I go to return the favor but I always play with it first. So I'm playing with it and then I feel a bump, ok maybe it's a razor bump and keep playing but I feel another and another and another. At this point I'm asking here do you got something because they are o. The inside of her pussy?! She proceeds to tell me they are moles that she has had since she can remember and nobody has ever had a problem with them. Well this nigga had a problem with it. Instantly my dick is sucked back into my stomach. I could not get past it. Birth defects or not I could not get past it to fuck her. Yea I just had to share this experience with someone. Never fell asleep while fucking tho lol

[Ghost1]

Ew yo wtf man. We just trying to have a good time in here. U just ruined my whole fucking week w that story. Yakkkk.

[TYSON]

Lmfao my bad. What was so fucked up is she expected me to be like ok that's fine and just dive in. Got mad cause she couldn't believe I wasn't going to try lol I got love for her tho just gon keep it friends man.

[El Muffin]

Lmao this nigga frog splashed his bitch n died

I'm done

I'm an Aztec warrior Ahhhhh head ass nigga lmaoo

Vic u still coming through in a cpl montjs

[El Muffin]

N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D

I can't

Bags why u mention me today fgt

[Aero]

N this dude Tyson playing whack a mole w/ the D

I can't

Bags why u mention me today fgt

I've missed you fam. You need to at least be active in discussion.

[Hush]

Muff da god

[Split Eight]

Back in my conquering days when I spanned empires of self conscious women I fell asleep all the time when I brought them home from the club . This one girl woke me up and said "I'm putting my clothes back on..." as if that's a viable threat . Lol okay heres bus fare get out of my house . For shame

Hahahaha

[Pharaohs Army]

Not really
Depends on mood I give or show something keep him up

Why is this so much funnier without punctuation?
lol... Silver, it seems like every day you win yet another piece of my heart.

[Dope girl]

LOL....I'm playing around but thanks

[Pharaohs Army]

lol. I know you was... and i better be careful, Witty be all jealous

[Pharaohs Army]

and no, i've never fallen asleep literally on a bitch
some funny tales here tho