(4)Toil vs (13)Kenny the OG - Kenny the OG wins

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NBL Season 9 Playoffs


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[Kenny the OG]

We got ourselves a gentleman's duel
12 lines for the culture?

[Toil]

Gents duel it is. 12 good for me, or if you drop more I'll match. For the culture

[Toil]

Went 16 hope that's cool - extension granted if you need it sir.


Fuck Kenny. It's Bags I wanna speak ta..
..I thought matching us with relics from the past was just a mag feature?
Ken makes me Run for the Hil, not cus he wise with his thinkin..
..but facing an Old Timer who Can't Win, got me siding with Clinton..
Girls scream for More-T, louder than Rick’s pleas..
..while only hoe screaming "Oh Gee", is cus yours was born in the sixties..
Still ur bitch nibbled my nuts, had a grope, then blew me..
..she's such a Animal on my Case, felt like that Zootopia movie..
And I spoke to ya ex. She said u got the cutest stump..
..nicknamed ya dick methadone: just a weak substitute for junk..
“Dear NCs, my punches don’t hit, I’m sorry to the lot of ya”..
..your story’s a bigger Missing-Apology, than Obama in Hiroshima..
Ken pretends he lifts, fake pics imply he spurns the starch..
..this Poster got BS written all over..should take him on a Bernie march..
Ken will duck for cover when I make for him with my wesson..
..watch him Curl and Get out the Whey..just like his fake gym sessions..

[Kenny the OG]

Nothing but respect, however...

U not killing SHIT on my block, dome shot so a thugs understood
Chrome pop now u look like the reaper, im exposing ur skull in the hood
My whole team comin armed to the teeth, blast u into obscurity
More infrared beams criss-crossing ur house than museum security
Ill mount an attack & end ur run, snap ur playoff dreams indeed
& if u think about mounting anything in a bracket it better be flatscreen tv's
Id call ur girl a hoe but nobody wants her, thirsty dudes duck her
Shes the Covergirl type cuz u gotta brown bag her head in order to fuck her
Ur a brit huh?, our slang different.. know ebonics to know me
Ill teach u broken english when i crack u over the head wit a bottle of OE
Ima silverback in the gym.. lifting more than the average
Last time u got a spot on the bench u were promoted from waterboy status
I dare u to run up, my automatic spray whenever its pressed
If u try to rush me you'll get the machine dawg like mega man's pet
So what we're both returning vets, im relevant & i'll do u dirty
My close line's fresh while ur's bring 05 back like fubu jerseys

RIP FUBU RIP Avirex RIP Mecca RIP Southpole RIP Toil

[Joe Boston]

Toil

Fuck Kenny. It's BagsI wanna speak ta..
..I thought matching us with relics from the past was just a mag feature?
Guess personal but this was more of a statement

Ken makes me Run for the Hil, not cus he wise with his thinkin..
..but facing an Old Timer who Can't Win, got me siding with Clinton..
Wasnt feeling the wp on the setup i see the attempt u were going for with the old timer bernie reference i didnt really like the execution

Girls scream for More-T, louder than Rick’s pleas..
..while only hoe screaming "Oh Gee", is cus yours was born in the sixties..
Nah

Still ur bitch nibbled my nuts, had a grope, then blew me..
..she's such a Animal on my Case, felt like that Zootopia movie..
Ok

And I spoke to ya ex. She said u got the cutest stump..
..nicknamed ya dick methadone: just a weak substitute for junk..
Slight humor factor

“Dear NCs, my punches don’t hit, I’m sorry to the lot of ya”..
..your story’s a bigger Missing-Apology, than Obama in Hiroshima..
Nah

Ken pretends he lifts, fake pics imply he spurns the starch..
..this Poster got BS written all over..should take him on a Bernie march..
Ok

Ken will duck for cover when I make for him with my wesson..
..watch him Curl and Get out the Whey like his gym session
Didnt like the whey wordplay forced

Kenny

U not killing SHIT on my block, dome shot so a thugs understood
Chrome pop now u look like the reaper, im exposing ur skull in the hood
Nice flip direct punch

My whole team comin armed to the teeth, blast u into obscurity
More infrared beams criss-crossing ur house than museum security
Dope metaphore

Ill mount an attack & end ur run, snap ur playoff dreams indeed
& if u think about mounting anything in a bracket it better be flatscreen tv's
Lol nice

Id call ur girl a hoe but nobody wants her, thirsty dudes duck her
Shes the Covergirl type cuz u gotta brown bag her head in order to fuck her
Rofl creative

Ur a brit huh?, our slang different.. know ebonics to know me
Ill teach u broken english when i crack u over the head wit a bottle of OE
Oooohhhh

Ima silverback in the gym.. lifting more than the average
Last time u got a spot on the bench u were promoted from waterboy status
Played

I dare u to run up, my automatic spray whenever its pressed
If u try to rush me you'll get the machine dawg like mega man's pet
Dope af

So what we're both returning vets, im relevant & i'll do u dirty
My close line's fresh while ur's bring 05 back like fubu jerseys
Couldve worded better

Kenny took this easy very impressive creative metaphore some dope flips attacking with concepts consistency was on point. Toil lots of misses and wording was all over the place.

V/Kenny

[sral]

Fuck Kenny. It's Bags I wanna speak ta..
..I thought matching us with relics from the past was just a mag feature?
Still ur bitch nibbled my nuts, had a grope, then blew me..
..she's such a Animal on my Case, felt like that Zootopia movie..
And I spoke to ya ex. She said u got the cutest stump..
..nicknamed ya dick methadone: just a weak substitute for junk..

that shit fire

Ken pretends he lifts, fake pics imply he spurns the starch..
..this Poster got BS written all over..should take him on a Bernie march..

heat

vs

U not killing SHIT on my block, dome shot so a thugs understood
Chrome pop now u look like the reaper, im exposing ur skull in the hood
Ill mount an attack & end ur run, snap ur playoff dreams indeed
& if u think about mounting anything in a bracket it better be flatscreen TV's

seen bracket lines done but this flip fresh

Ur a brit huh?, our slang different.. know ebonics to know me
Ill teach u broken english when i crack u over the head wit a bottle of OE

madd nice

I dare u to run up, my automatic spray whenever its pressed
If u try to rush me you'll get the machine dawg like mega man's pet


yeah dope fucking battle bruhs, both went in, ive got it tied up in quotes

gonna give Toil the slightest edge here, based on the strength of those BS and methadone/junk lines

dope fucking battle though, could go either way

[MFtastick]

Got Kenney here. This shit was super close tho came down to preference. Good shit on both sides but Kenney off of preference.

V K the OG

[Cred]

Ken pretends he lifts, fake pics imply he spurns the starch..
..this Poster got BS written all over..should take him on a Bernie march..
Ken will duck for cover when I make for him with my wesson..
..watch him Curl and Get out the Whey..just like his fake gym sessions..

Vs

My whole team comin armed to the teeth, blast u into obscurity
More infrared beams criss-crossing ur house than museum security
Ur a brit huh?, our slang different.. know ebonics to know me
Ill teach u broken english when i crack u over the head wit a bottle of OE
So what we're both returning vets, im relevant & i'll do u dirty
My close line's fresh while ur's bring 05 back like fubu jerseys

Nice match here. Both had some hitters, kenny jus slid by in this joint. I liked toils wording, good shit. Kenny edges this though. Red beam line was bonkers btw

Vote - the OG

[Schadenfreude]

Overall dope battle, both came w/ the proverbial 'IT'..lol, but I feel KENNY THE OG landed all of the heavier hits. Toil had quotable like his opener, Zootopia & methadone, but Ken had 4 heaters in a row - museum security, bracket, covergirl & OE, plus Mega Man's dog..those were all nasty. Good showings from both, that's how I saw it.

[Destroyer]

Got kenny here this battle was fire tho
Toil's opener was lols and zootopia was decent
Kenny was just ovwrall more hard hitting
OE was way nasty and lotb

V/OG

[Ghost1]

ent 16 hope that's cool - extension granted if you need it sir.


Fuck Kenny. It's Bags I wanna speak ta..
..I thought matching us with relics from the past was just a mag feature?

LOL my bad my G. (Dig this)

Ken makes me Run for the Hil, not cus he wise with his thinkin..
..but facing an Old Timer who Can't Win, got me siding with Clinton..

Eh this is kindve simple an boring to me

Girls scream for More-T, louder than Rick’s pleas..
..while only hoe screaming "Oh Gee", is cus yours was born in the sixties..

Huh? Like cuz that phrasing is dated I guess? Not feelin thjs

Still ur bitch nibbled my nuts, had a grope, then blew me..
..she's such a Animal on my Case, felt like that Zootopia movie..

Lol this is dope

And I spoke to ya ex. She said u got the cutest stump..
..nicknamed ya dick methadone: just a weak substitute for junk..

This is Okish

“Dear NCs, my punches don’t hit, I’m sorry to the lot of ya”..
..your story’s a bigger Missing-Apology, than Obama in Hiroshima..

U watching CNN wen u wrote this verse? Lol ...dint dig thjs really

Ken pretends he lifts, fake pics imply he spurns the starch..
..this Poster goSurprised ten all over..should take him on a Bernie march

More political punches jesus -_- this one however was better then the rest

Ken will duck for cover when I make for him with my wesson..
..watch him Curl and Get out the Whey..just like his fake gym sessions.

Surprised we haven't seen more whey wordplays hinestly...orr maybe we have an my memory's failing me. This punch was only average tho.


QUOTE=Kenny the OG;590032]Nothing but respect, however...

U not killing SHIT on my block, dome shot so a thugs understood
Chrome pop now u look like the reaper, im exposing ur skull in the hood

Played here. Dope wording tho.

My whole team comin armed to the teeth, blast u into obscurity
More infrared beams criss-crossing ur house than museum security

WOOOOOO !!! Ok ok

Ill mount an attack & end ur run, snap ur playoff dreams indeed
& if u think about mounting anything in a bracket it better be flatscreen tv's

Kindve soft but I mean mechanically and conceptually this is solid

Id call ur girl a hoe but nobody wants her, thirsty dudes duck her
Shes the Covergirl type cuz u gotta brown bag her head in order to fuck her

Lmao dead at Covergirl

Ur a brit huh?, our slang different.. know ebonics to know me
Ill teach u broken english when i crack u over the head wit a bottle of OE

LMFAO this shit grimy

Ima silverback in the gym.. lifting more than the average
Last time u got a spot on the bench u were promoted from waterboy status

Light

I dare u to run up, my automatic spray whenever its pressed
If u try to rush me you'll get the machine dawg like mega man's pet

This. It's just too raw. Lol. This why I still be reading battles for real.

So what we're both returning vets, im relevant & i'll do u dirty
My close line's fresh while ur's bring 05 back like fubu jerseys

Lol that shit ain't fresh. PLAYED.

RIP FUBU RIP Avirex RIP Mecca RIP Southpole RIP Toil

Lol I used to have all them jawns. Cept fubu. Even young wiggers in middle school have lines that weren't crossed.


Anyhow yea toil idk man. Alotve political references that just didn't feel ...... appropriate for this venue I spose? Idk dude. Ur extremely talented but I think I see why u needed those GIMICK battles now. Conceptually ur lacking. I thiught Kenny went hammer time on ur soul here too which obv didn't help ur case. Old English and mega dog were crazy sick to me.


V og