best album skits

[oats]

was listening to College Dropout this morning, forgot about how much I liked the "no I've never had sex before, but I can add up the change in your purse, real fast" skits.

I also really like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnhuW2N73kg


Wu Tang torture is obv

[Em Kay Gee]

Snoop dogg - doggy style is pretty funny. The chin nut / dick in your mouth one cracks me up. Might be from a different album though but I think that's the one. Also 50 cent when he has two chicks gossiping about ja rule

[Inno]

Dont know if these qualify as skits but i loveem lol

Biggies i got a story to tell.

And dmx's hows it going down skit lol

Bitch who dick who sucking?

Do i got to holla his name(who is he!)....bitch you fuckin 'em

Also im sorry but eminems ken keniff shits are fucking hilarious.

Want me to to melt in your hands, melt in your ass you little cock boy

Lmao classic

[Certain]

The Ghost Weed skits on De La Soul's AOI: Mosaic Thump are classic, especially Pharoahe Monch's.

[dead man]

The one on "back for the first time" where ludacris and 20 give these girls directions to their hut house was always one of my favorites

[Certain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJjIf5oQccA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtVFo_0tYhQ

[Geno]

Canibus. 2000 b.c. track 4 or 5. When hes torturi g wyclef asking bout the beats. That shit still slays me cause the voice and sgit lmfaoooo

Whats on the beats nikka!?!?
Q-bert? The game ????
Choo choo... whats that for????

The bass nikka!?!?!?

[oats]

this got me thinking - who was the first rapper to put skits on their albums? why? to my knowledge, other genres don't have them, or at the very least skits aren't as common in other genres. why? Certain kannon PancakeBrah and whoever else has musical expertise.

[Certain]

The skit is one of the many innovations De La Soul brought to rap. I am not sure if 3 Feet High and Rising's skits were the first, but they were the first that became a distinct and important part of the album. De La Soul and Prince Paul wanted the album to feel cinematic, so they added an overarching plot between tracks. Then De La Soul Is Dead perfected the skit (though the music is less consistent).

[Joe Metts]

mad rapper

[Aero]

A- thread.

But yea Ludacris skits.

Tank - Bishop Cognac skit

[anime_boners]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z7-MesDcUg


all in all this skit is awful BUT

I fucking die every time he says "don't fuckin talk to me"

[Diode]

most of dmx's were hilarious outside of the damien / god / whatever nonsense

then there's the classics

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnK5si4ZQnM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rc2OUvsH0E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5YAqVQJLGk?t=3m23s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldo4VMZS3ic

and of course, the most classic skit of them all:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHVGNvA8Yo4

[Mr. J]

Lack of packingdamacinthebackoftheAc

[dead man]

When I die, you know what's gonna keep me warm?? That's right. THOSE DEGREES.

[Pharaohs Army]

There's an outro on Talib Kweli's Gun Music...
It's not epic but I always laughed at it when I heard it...It's funny.
ladies love... why shouldn't they love him?

There is also an outro (I wish I could find it-- simple internet searches are not helping me)... It basically just plays a snippet from the Swingers movie, where he says something along the lines of so I host an open mic... big fuckin' deal

[Mr. J]

Percy Miracles is a great skit btw