It is amazing just how truly nondescript you all are.

[veritas]

Jeez. Try making interesting threads. Or having a personality. Or being intelligent. Or speaking with intelligence. Or knowing just how many spiders are in your room right now.

At any rate....


Lots of lame boring threads.

I hope you all make this place so unbearable that the site closes.

Hiram McDaniels for mayor.

[FAGGOT DETECTOR]

Jeez. Try making interesting threads. Or having a personality. Or being intelligent. Or speaking with intelligence. Or knowing just how many spiders are in your room right now.

At any rate....


Lots of lame boring threads.

I hope you all make this place so unbearable that the site closes.

Hiram McDaniels for mayor.

BEEEP BEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

[Finnydot]

Dude makes lame thread about all the lame threads.

You gotta start calling people out and talking shit to get the board swimming again.

[Ghost1]

Veritas so far aheadve the Game he trolling himself now

WowZa





Edit fucking moron spaz fin took my spot for that post to work. Smh.

Idk why I even be here anymore

[Finnydot]

Hey bags, eat a BAGS of dick!

WERDPLAYYYYYZZZZ

[Em Kay Gee]

What is there to do? This guy is immune to negs

[Ghost1]

Cringe

[Finnydot]

Cringe


You cringe, i singed my dick on yuor mothers pussy hairs for pulling out to quick.

DIDNT WANT ANOTHER BAGS RUNNIN AROUND FRONTIN AROUND TOWN LIKE HES THE MAN, BUT HES JUST THE SHIT IN POUND THE BROWN TOWN!

bars.

[Ghost1]

Welp that's about all I care to see here. Tbcancer.

[veritas]

I must be trolling myself because I thought that this judgement upon wack boardING would make boarding step it's game up...and then this.
Strikta

[Diode]

Baby need attention?

[veritas]

I only want to help. A craftsman doesn't blame his tools...bUT come on man. Sheesh. Can I just go back to jail?

[uh-oh]

finny caught a body lmao

hey V remember that time we were like blah blah and you were like word you are the bald bearded champion of all and i graciously played it all coy and bashful when in reality i was thinking no shit ya nerd i'm da god

[veritas]

No. No I don't. Perhaps this happened in a parallel universe where you weren't literal dog shit?

[Finnydot]

This board is weak. I try and kick off a cypher and nobody jumps in.

YALL AINT HIP HOP, I BUST NUTS INSTEAD WHEN THE CLIP STOPS
YOUR STYLE FLASHY BUT SWEET LIKE LIP GLOSS
I WISH EVERYBODY PAID HOMAGE TO THIS GOD WITH THIS JAW
RIPPIN MCS TO "SHREDS", SITTIN BACK AND WATCHING THE "SHELL SHOCK"
IM PISSED OFF THAT MY DICKS LONG
CUZ IT DRAGS ON THE GROUND WHEN IT DONT LIFT OFF

[veritas]

This board is weak. I try and kick off a cypher and nobody jumps in.

YALL AINT HIP HOP, I BUST NUTS INSTEAD WHEN THE CLIP STOPS
YOUR STYLE FLASHY BUT SWEET LIKE LIP GLOSS
I WISH EVERYBODY PAID HOMAGE TO THIS GOD WITH THIS JAW
RIPPIN MCS TO "SHREDS", SITTIN BACK AND WATCHING THE "SHELL SHOCK"
IM PISSED OFF THAT MY DICKS LONG
CUZ IT DRAGS ON THE GROUND WHEN IT DONT LIFT OFF

@dabattlemastapatrick

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

This board is weak. I try and kick off a cypher and nobody jumps in.

YALL AINT HIP HOP, I BUST NUTS INSTEAD WHEN THE CLIP STOPS
YOUR STYLE FLASHY BUT SWEET LIKE LIP GLOSS
I WISH EVERYBODY PAID HOMAGE TO THIS GOD WITH THIS JAW
RIPPIN MCS TO "SHREDS", SITTIN BACK AND WATCHING THE "SHELL SHOCK"
IM PISSED OFF THAT MY DICKS LONG
CUZ IT DRAGS ON THE GROUND WHEN IT DONT LIFT OFF

Pat is a zebra, he got black and white stripes
Pat is a playa smashing black and white types

[uh-oh]

ERRONEOUS DICTION
FELONIOUS FICTION
I SAY BIG WORDS AND WASH MY BONERS WITH DISHES
YOUR HO IS A FISH AND
I'M ONLY OUT TO CATCH HER DOG
RELEASE HER BACK IN A FETID POND
WITH A HOLE IN HER WRETCHED MAW
UNG
MY DICK BLOWS HOLES IN CHEEK FLESH
SHE THOUGHT THE SHIT WAS SWEET CUZ I WOO'ED HER WITH KEITH SWEAT
KILLA
IM A G YALL GET HIP TO THIS REJECT
I ONLY BUMP MY OWN BEATS IN MY JEEP YOU GET EJECT
ED.
I STILL GOT A TAPE PLAYER
AND ITS A FORD BRONCO NOT A JEEP THO

[uh-oh]

ERRONEOUS DICTION
FELONIOUS FICTION
I SAY BIG WORDS AND WASH MY BONERS WITH DISHES
YOUR HO IS A FISH AND
I'M ONLY OUT TO CATCH HER DOG
RELEASE HER BACK IN A FETID POND
WITH A HOLE IN HER WRETCHED MAW
UNG
MY DICK BLOWS HOLES IN CHEEK FLESH
SHE THOUGHT THE SHIT WAS SWEET CUZ I WOO'ED HER WITH KEITH SWEAT
KILLA
IM A G YALL GET HIP TO THIS REJECT
I ONLY BUMP MY OWN BEATS IN MY JEEP YOU GET EJECT
ED.
I STILL GOT A TAPE PLAYER
AND ITS A FORD BRONCO NOT A JEEP THO

[Tonio aka Lil Crip]

310 NIGGA

Spray cologne on my dick nigga
So you smell me when we kiss nigga
U wish nigga
You a bitch nigga
Lil crip bout that clappin, a true felon nigga
Rebellin pockets swelling from selling nigga
I'm selling a nigga nigga
Thats dat ass commissary nigga
I'm on the field you on commentary nigga

[Blanco Bishop]

310 NIGGA

Spray cologne on my dick nigga
So you smell me when we kiss nigga
U wish nigga
You a bitch nigga
Lil crip bout that clappin, a true felon nigga
Rebellin pockets swelling from selling nigga
I'm selling a nigga nigga
Thats dat ass commissary nigga
I'm on the field you on commentary nigga

Made ME laugh.

[Greed]

I TYRANNOSAURUS A DAMN CHORUS, AND RAN FORRESTS
IF YOU NEED THAT TREE IM A LUMBERJACK, JUST ASK FOR IT
ILL SNEAK ALL IN A BEAR CRIB AND EAT THEY FAM PORRIDGE
HOGTIE THEM ALL WHILE I STUFF THEM IN A CRAMMED STORAGE

[Split Eight]

You cringe, i singed my dick on yuor mothers pussy hairs for pulling out to quick.

DIDNT WANT ANOTHER BAGS RUNNIN AROUND FRONTIN AROUND TOWN LIKE HES THE MAN, BUT HES JUST THE SHIT IN POUND THE BROWN TOWN!

bars.

Commit to suicide

[Finnydot]

I WISH I GOT APPROVAL FROM AN INTERNET SITE
THAT WAY I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY NEXT TO MY FUTURE WIFE
WE FUCKED SO GOOD IM UP AND SHES CRASHED OUT
MY SONS IN THE OTHER ROOM DREAMING ABOUT GROWING UP WITH HIS FATHER BACK NOW
I QUIT MY JOB SO I COULD MOVE IN WITH MY CHICK AND BE A FAMILY AGAIN
FUCK IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT, IM WHERE I ALWAYS SHOULDA BEEN
GIVE A FUCK IF THIS TEXT SHIT IS WACK
I GOT MORE BALLS THAN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU, THATS A FACT
BEEN RHYMING HALF MY LIFE IM STILL DOING IT
YALL JUST PRETENDING TO BE REAL, I WENT THROUGH THE SHIT
AND IM STILL NOT THROUGH WITH IT, STILL GOTTA PROVE THE SHIT
STILL GOTTA MAINTAIN WHAT YALL CALL FOOLISHNESS
CUZ WHOS THE SHIT HERE, YOU? DONT MAKE ME LOSE MY SHIT
I BEEN RUTHLESS WIT A PEN SINCE I EVER STARTED USIN IT
THATS WHY TEXTING IS WEAK, BUT IM BORED SO IM COOL WIT IT

[~RustyGunZ~]

What a fsggot lol

Your kid hates you

[Diode]

What a fsggot lol

Your kid hates you

Lol slayed in one shot

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Pat is legit a tank, picture him rolling
Fin ya chick is a theft, picture her stolen.

[Batty]

I WISH I GOT APPROVAL FROM AN INTERNET SITE
THAT WAY I CAN SLEEP PEACEFULLY NEXT TO MY FUTURE WIFE



http://media.thedailytouch.com/2014/08/bad-smell.gif

[Tonio aka Lil Crip]

310 nigga#

Lil crip got lotsa sons, nigga
Lil crip got lotsa guns, nigga
Tonio slanging lotsa rock nigga
Show a nigga my cock nigga
I'm the hardest nigga on the block nigga
Ya kid don't wanna do a bid on my block nigga

[Finnydot]

http://media.thedailytouch.com/2014/08/bad-smell.gif

Lol... Shit waz jokes bruh.

Not srs obvz.

But omgggggggggg roflz you quoted me! Killed!

[Batty]

Bro, you already know I knew.


when you said this:

I BEEN RUTHLESS WIT A PEN SINCE I EVER STARTED USIN IT


I was like THIS NIGGA PLAYIN.

but still, at least some of the verse was beginner level multis/near rhymes

that opener was just too foul tho bro.

Coulda said you was starved for attention on an internet site and your dinner got swiped lololololololololol

yo know cos negged

[Finnydot]

Its a cypher, i was bored. Lol i wasnt really trying.

[Tonio aka Lil Crip]

Tonio is ruthless in the pen bruising shit nigga
Bend a nigga over and start bruising shit nigga
All my tools is clipped nigga
All my goons is crip nigga

[Witty]

These bitches ain't shit but tricks n hoes
These bitches ain't shit, these chicks should know
All they get is this dick to lick and blow
Me and my homie hitting a lick, then split the dough
Hit the road...if cops tryna chase after, it's gray matter
Brains scattered all over the place like paint splatters.

UNGH.

[Tonio aka Lil Crip]

On everything I love I'm a bang nigga
Touch you where your nuts hang nigga
Lil crip up in dis bitch sipping tang nigga
Serving Caine gripping grain nigga
Ask ya boy what's up with that? hurricane nigga

[Batty]

Hurricane nigga, wreck your crib like Katrina did
Turning heel, eatin faces like that Mileena bitch
YOU DONT WANT IT MAYNE, IMMA GO INSANE
WRESTLING WIFF MY DEMONS, HIGHER THAN ROMAN REIGNS
It's on againe, I'm pluckin chickens like I'm on the range
My bite is worse, you don't want the mange
I'm everlasting like than Wonka stuff
been dope since I rolled a Tonka a truck
Smash the biggest ass I see if it's donk as fuck
fold my dick and stuff it in be like "it long enough?"
Terrorist ruler tearin cooters
Call a hoe in on her off day... Ferris Bueller
Female ghostbusters

[Da BattleMasta Patrick]

Pat is the female ghostbusters, putting pussy in uniforms
Ya chick leave you for me like it's a new day.....unicorns.

[big baby]

pull up at Pulse nightclub with a pulse rifle
going full psycho cus' living dulls sucha null eyerub
the full clip burst/rips through the first cycle
pulling out the bazooka so skillfull. it's so ironically mull.
the bullets ain't shooting straight & i'm shooting on impulse
gotta refill. skulls. I'm like kobe playing iso
the holy grail. my side arm, is fully scaled w/ sights zoned

[big baby]

beebz fuckA dicsusting

[anime_boners]

ERRONEOUS DICTION
FELONIOUS FICTION
I SAY BIG WORDS AND WASH MY BONERS WITH DISHES
YOUR HO IS A FISH AND
I'M ONLY OUT TO CATCH HER DOG
RELEASE HER BACK IN A FETID POND
WITH A HOLE IN HER WRETCHED MAW
UNG
MY DICK BLOWS HOLES IN CHEEK FLESH
SHE THOUGHT THE SHIT WAS SWEET CUZ I WOO'ED HER WITH KEITH SWEAT
KILLA
IM A G YALL GET HIP TO THIS REJECT
I ONLY BUMP MY OWN BEATS IN MY JEEP YOU GET EJECT
ED.
I STILL GOT A TAPE PLAYER
AND ITS A FORD BRONCO NOT A JEEP THO
I will never agree with da God's political views or social values. However I must give props to the fact uh oh is way better at text rapping casually in disc than all the text rappers that do this srsly

[big baby]

nex tym u ignore mi i wWILL BE BARRY ^SET IDIYOTE
2@aadrien_broner

[Pharaohs Army]

i'm dope and such.. dope as fk, but i've told u enuf
i lectured my future self because i was in emotional rut

[Pharaohs Army]

I actually looked up the definition of nondescript.
Just to be sure. I had the general idea...Embarrassing..

[veritas]

Those rhymes suck

[Finnydot]

Since i can't make threads I'll do it here.
Just got another job for 30 grand a year.
Yeah its not much, but better than washing dishes.
All yall some lame fucks and the rest of yall are bitches.

[Ghost1]

Lol ur family must be embarrassed of you

[Diode]

Since i can't make threads I'll do it here.
Just got another job for 30 grand a year.
Yeah its not much, but better than washing dishes.
All yall some lame fucks and the rest of yall are bitches.

Lol my commission alone this quarter is $48K

[veritas]

Ego.

[uh-oh]

good shit fin dogggg

you make more than me. i think i make like 24 i dunno. whatever 12 an hour times 40 times 52 is lol

also why can't you make threads? i'm assuming its because the guy who literally makes double what i make in a year off commission alone in 4 months doesn't feel like allowing you to post

WTF IS THIS COMMUNIST RUSSIA

STOP WITH THE FAGGOTRY

LET FINNY FIN

[Witty]

A quarter is 3 months...but agreed that anyone should be able to make threads...if the threads suck, they get clowned...I see no issue.

[uh-oh]

lmao math ftw

[veritas]

Diodes ego suffocates fin. For shame.

[veritas]

And let me just say, I am all for people making good money. Great if you do. I am also all for clowning you if you let money make you a completely destitute douche lacking any soul.

[Diode]

I did nothing to his shitposting capabilities

Also my base is $116k/yr nerds

[veritas]

I did nothing to his shitposting capabilities

Also my base is $116k/yr nerds

Ego.

[Diode]

And let me just say, I am all for people making good money. Great if you do. I am also all for clowning you if you let money make you a completely destitute douche lacking any soul.

Id eat your children if you could have them

[veritas]

Neither healthy nor effective to project your problems onto me.

Lonely steak prenup blues sonata in e-go major.

[uh-oh]

i like diode. i like finny. theyve disliked eachother since i've begun boarding on these sites.

diode loaned me money to get my GED. finny gave me a computer. shipped and mailed it.

i paid diode back by paying diode back and being a shit person who has done nothing with said GED. i don't even know where it is.

i paid finny back by deleting all of his files when i cleanly wiped the pc after failing to upload them.

i feel guilt for both.

veritas have a seat and put on those half glasses, and put them low on your nose, pull out a notepad while i lie back on this weird half a couch, lets discuss this.

[veritas]

i like diode. i like finny. theyve disliked eachother since i've begun boarding on these sites.

diode loaned me money to get my GED. finny gave me a computer. shipped and mailed it.

i paid diode back by paying diode back and being a shit person who has done nothing with said GED. i don't even know where it is.

i paid finny back by deleting all of his files when i cleanly wiped the pc after failing to upload them.

i feel guilt for both.

veritas have a seat and put on those half glasses, and put them low on your nose, pull out a notepad while i lie back on this weird half a couch, lets discuss this.


Because you asked....

Tell me your extensive history of letting people down.

[Ghost1]

Id eat your children if you could have them

But he has 2

[uh-oh]

Because you asked....

Tell me your extensive history of letting people down.

my earliest memory was when i was thrown off the football team after the last game in 7th grade. i did 3 seasons of midget football. 4th, 5th, and 6th. i was a white ray lewis mixed with a black mike alstott. i played midget for canton south which was a well funded league with rich white kids and recruited black kids. even in the earliest stages this is the heartland canton ohio where football is life. but anyways i was always one of the best kids on the team. then in middle school i went to souers which was hood as it gets. no funding. terrible team with kids who never played. i was the only good player. started for the 8th grade team at FB and LB as well as 7th obviously, i just hated playing there. no one cared. we'd get blown out. after the last game where massillon blew us out like 63-0 i decided to punch a team mate in the face on the way to the bus. i was thrown off the team. we then moved to massillon and i participated in the summer training/conditioning, coaches loved me. i was gonna be an animal. i decided weed alcohol and bitches were more important and quit. i let myself down that day. i just didnt know it. i failed every single class in 8th grade because i was getting handjobs under the desks and was too busy clowning to care about doing work. they passed me through anyways because i could do the work i just didnt. and or they just didnt give a shit. i let down ms. griggs because she wrote in my year book that she looked forward to watching me on madtv. its coming back now too so the letdown is fresh again.

so then i went to high school and continued my buffoonery. i failed 9th grade the first time and felt like a loser since it was the legit first time i was held back. so my second time in 9th grade i actually did enough work for passing grades. the problem was i skipped like 43 days. so even though i had passing grades, i was failed on attendance so i dropped out instead of going back to 9th for the 3rd time.

that was probably my first let down to others. at least others that mattered. my parents.

since then i've done nothing but let everyone down.

[veritas]

Very good. Elab on your parents.

[millz]

Thus are the tales of Joe Dirt

[PancakeBrah]

Really not prepared for feels rollercoaster of a uh-oh autobiography with punch-ins by Veritas.

[veritas]

Daniel...how have you been? It has been a while since we have taken the time to sort things out, yes?

[PancakeBrah]

We've never sorted things out, James. I reject your authority on such matters, out of hand. I did just feed your most recent Open Mic, thought it was an improvement.

[veritas]

and do you base your rejections on anything substantial? Or just personal hatred towards beings exponentially superior to yourself in all realms of categorization based upon your own known failings in said areas which hide behind the ironic blahzayness you front on about continually?

[PancakeBrah]

My rejection is based on the use of the word 'being' in the second sentence of that post.

[veritas]

and do you base your rejections on anything substantial? Or just personal hatred towards "people" exponentially superior to yourself in all realms of categorization based upon your own known failings in said areas which hide behind the ironic blahzayness you front on about continually?

[veritas]

please see my question to you in my open mic, and thank you.

[PancakeBrah]

I saw your post. I even started an in-depth feed, with a plan to break down sections of multiple OM's you've written. The start was about the infinite possibilities of wording and audacity to correct when there's no correct to correct to. All that. But that seems like some sort of work at the moment. I'll eventually do it, though.

[veritas]

I saw your post. I even started an in-depth feed, with a plan to break down sections of multiple OM's you've written. The start was about the infinite possibilities of wording and audacity to correct when there's no correct to correct to. All that. But that seems like some sort of work at the moment. I'll eventually do it, though.

This post motivated me to be didactic tbh.

[PancakeBrah]

lol

[veritas]

your hipster response inspired me dan, check the open mic. Thanks bruv

[PancakeBrah]

I read it. Objectively not good.

[veritas]

It was a love letter to your foolishness.

[PancakeBrah]

A poorly written one with no discernable talent and less wit. I'm just trying to help you be less shit and this is how you repay me. For shame.

[Finnydot]

I think the highest I've made in a complete year is around 28k. That was at age 21. I'm 30 now. I did have a position earlier this year for 18 an hour and that would have been about 37 but lost the job after 2 months for a reason unbeknownst to me. Missouri is an at will state, but I was also in my first 90 days still so they could let me go without even telling me why. So they didn't.

I went back washing dishes for 8.65 for 3 months and got arrested while delivering pizzas because I had warrants for bad tags, even tho I had clean tags and insurance at the time. After getting arrested again I decided that I needed to get back to my kid so I moved back in with my girlfriend of 6 years. Not a complete 6 years because I was living in utah at the time and was not with her. So proceed to go ahead and clown me for that also. I don't even give a shit anymore man. I'm about to start this job that's at least decent, vs being in a shit storm of a situation drowning in both emotion and debt. I get to spend time with my kid. She's a crazy crazy crazy woman and I love her to death even with all the shit we been through. I'm no better anyways, so fuck it. LOVE IS REAL SON. I just know I'd rather be a decent citizen paying taxes with my kid than being a slouch playing video games all day working minimum wage and stacking debt.

[Finnydot]

lol @ fins son calls him fin

That would be cool, but I like Dad way better.

[veritas]

A poorly written one with no discernable talent and less wit. I'm just trying to help you be less shit and this is how you repay me. For shame.

No.

I sincerely asked you to elaborate upon how I could improve and was sincere and humbled. You in turn acted like it was too much work in your typical hipster fashion .

So....

Fair?

[veritas]

Hey fin! You can keep posting in my thread. No hate.

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

aintchu smarter than this though??

you asking for intelligence on here is highly unintelligent tbh nigga

just saying

[veritas]

Just saying what exactly?

[Pakistani Hand Cannon]

feel i was quite concise tbh.

what exactly are you struggling to comprehend holmes?