Well i wqs hoping to announce this in conjunction with champing the NBL...

[Destroyer]

But i guess i just have to be happy enough to announce that my old sperm have succeeded and i am expecting a kid in Jan.
Sorry to all who can no longer use barren wife punches on me
Now you can start crafting ones about how bad of a father i am.

[Witty]

Damn man congrats!

Happy for you my dude, my little one is coming any day now.

[Destroyer]

Congrats to you to bro!

[Mike Wrecka]

If you live to 89 you can see the kid graduate. Congrats

[veritas]

First off: congrats for real.

Secondly: do you see how contradictory it is to celebrate your child's conception in the same breath as a text tournament ?

[Destroyer]

I mean, i see how i have dishonored my future child by losing said tournament, if that's what you mean

[Diode]

But i guess i just have to be happy enough to announce that my old sperm have succeeded and i am expecting a kid in Jan.
Sorry to all who can no longer use barren wife punches on me
Now you can start crafting ones about how bad of a father i am.

due date? have you done gender or harmony test yet? genetic test?

[Ghost1]

LMFAO I will make it my life's work to see destroyer champs the nbl so his child can hang his/her head high whenever text battling is talked of at the lunch table at school!

We did it!!

Er wait...that's me an niks thing



Uhh....things r gonna be alot livelier at the den!!

Congrats my duuuuuuude.

Have a girl. Boys r little faggits. Fucking annoying.

[Diode]

Have a girl. Boys r little faggits. Fucking annoying.

this is wrong.

don't be mad you had a girl. you'll get a boy next time, champ.

[Ghost1]

I will have a boy...lol...just to have one. But I go to the bday parties and school events and ....they're not cool man. Maybe when they get older but thus far I am not impressed w them.

[Diode]

I will have a boy...lol...just to have one. But I go to the bday parties and school events and ....they're not cool man. Maybe when they get older but thus far I am not impressed w them.

well like my neighbor with 2 daughters told me

better to only have to worry about one dick than all of them

hahahahahaa

[Ghost1]

Lmao touché

Teens and forward will be nightmare....but first 14 years smooth sailing

Evens out to me.....if she wanna be a whore by the time she 28 so be it

14 an 14

6 in one half a dozen in the other

[veritas]

I mean, i see how i have dishonored my future child by losing said tournament, if that's what you mean

Ummmmm..... more like text should not be so important to you?

[Rough Fuck]

Aren't you not supposed to have kids at a certain age?

[Destroyer]

Can't they sew lips back together?

[veritas]

So hey Jude....

[Inno]

I mean, i see how i have dishonored my future child by losing said tournament, if that's what you mean

This right here. Lol

[Amen]

Aren't you not supposed to have kids at a certain age?

You must have skipped sex ed, in like 6th grade. Or just dropped out before you hit "Middle School".

You can have children at any age for a man. Now for a women - up till a certain age or when they reach their cut off point in their life.

The risk of genetic defects is higher, the older a Man & Women are.

In this case, Des is like 45 and his wife is only 19 - so he should be good.

Congrats, tho DES. Whether a boy or girl - expect your lifestyle to change 100%.

[Ghost1]

Lol word after 40 bitches kids be coming out looking like zelph

Zelph mom 73 smoking catshit out of a lightbulb off a gas burner

[Strikta]

Congrats brother.

[Amen]

Looking like Zelph LOL

[El Muffin]

Nigga we made it

Congrats

Freal

[uh-oh]

14 is being pretty generous though bags, thats like high school age right?

when i look at 11-12 year olds i'm thinking yo they are young as shit

but i was trying to fuck stuff then too. and there were chicks at school blowing dudes and shit in that age range. i got a handy in 7th grade, and all through 8th grade this chick would fondle da gods pecker and she blew me behind the bushes before her basketball practice. like 12-13

she was the aggressor as well. she was black though.

i was too young and dumb to be the aggressor back then, it was basically just me like, "heyo can i get a blowjob now since we held hands and i walked you home???" never worked.

also 8th grade summer i showered with a chick and tried to fuck her but her pussy was too tight and i couldnt get it in. so thats like 13-14? i guess i dunno. she wouldnt blow me either. she was white.

either way BE VIGILANT BAGS

also congrats destroyer lol.

[Schadenfreude]

Congratulations.

[Ghost1]

14 is being pretty generous though bags, thats like high school age right?

when i look at 11-12 year olds i'm thinking yo they are young as shit

but i was trying to fuck stuff then too. and there were chicks at school blowing dudes and shit in that age range. i got a handy in 7th grade, and all through 8th grade this chick would fondle da gods pecker and she blew me behind the bushes before her basketball practice. like 12-13

she was the aggressor as well. she was black though.

i was too young and dumb to be the aggressor back then, it was basically just me like, "heyo can i get a blowjob now since we held hands and i walked you home???" never worked.

also 8th grade summer i showered with a chick and tried to fuck her but her pussy was too tight and i couldnt get it in. so thats like 13-14? i guess i dunno. she wouldnt blow me either. she was white.

either way BE VIGILANT BAGS

also congrats destroyer lol.


LLol at the agressor part.....I thought I had mad Game in highschool....aka try to get the girl wasted until she threw herself at me.

Come to think of it I did have mad Game in highschool

Bravo young bags. Bravo sir.

[veritas]

James white.