View Full Version : So uh lol this happened today.
Witty
07-21-2016, 07:06 PM
Diode Bags remember that discussion we had about how I didn't learn the sex of the baby until 5 months because they wanted to make sure it was definitely the right sex, and then they told me we're having a boy?
Turns out the baby is a girl lmao
Destroyer
07-21-2016, 07:09 PM
Congrats bro
Girls are better anyway. Congrats son
Diode Bags remember that discussion we had about how I didn't learn the sex of the baby until 5 months because they wanted to make sure it was definitely the right sex, and then they told me we're having a boy?
Turns out the baby is a girl lmao
First?
Finnydot
07-21-2016, 08:37 PM
Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.
My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!
Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.
Witty
07-21-2016, 09:09 PM
First?
Yes sir.
Yes sir.
As long as u dont value sleep ur fine.
Oh and the teething months suck.
Ghost1
07-22-2016, 06:43 AM
Girls are better anyway. Congrats son
This
Also LMFAO
Did u guys already get a shit ton of stuff for a boy? Or not yet?
Ghost1
07-22-2016, 06:44 AM
Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.
My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!
Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.
U have the mind a fucking child. Smh.
lmao wittys daughter got an elongated camel toe so long the doc thought it was a dick
wow
Blanco Bishop
07-22-2016, 09:29 AM
Congrats homie.
Personally, I'm terrified of having a daughter. You have to think karma won't be kind to her if u destroyed women's hearts for sport.
veritas
07-22-2016, 09:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZLbUIa7exE
Sums it up
Girls are super cute, but I don't think I could raise one. I'd be cool all up until her teens and then I'd go to jail for murdering a smart ass 17 year old trying to put the moves on her.
My son bangs a chick when he's 13 it's like FUCK YEAH BRO!
Daughter fucking at 13 is like, go kill that fucker.
You realize you're the guy you are talking about right?
Ignorance is bliss
Witty
07-22-2016, 04:55 PM
lmao wittys daughter got an elongated camel toe so long the doc thought it was a dick
wow
I mean, if it's gonna keep those boys away, I'm cool with it.
Witty don't worry bro.
I got 2 girls. Girls are always on dads side lol.
Plus they are smarter from the git. My first daughter
Walked at 7 months. My son smh, he walked after his
First birthday lol.
He good tho I don't got no loose neck babies
They often confuse limbs for a baby penis. They are morons.
I'd like to have a girl.
Good for you, tho bro and congrats again.
Witty
07-22-2016, 05:30 PM
This
Also LMFAO
Did u guys already get a shit ton of stuff for a boy? Or not yet?
Just saw this...we got a few things but nah not that much, we went neutral just to be safe...smart fucking decision lol
And thanks bros.. Innovator yeah everyone keeps telling me girls are generally quicker at picking things up and mature faster than boys.
I'm just glad she's healthy.
TYSON
07-22-2016, 07:05 PM
Congratulations
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