well you're all basically pussies now in comparison. ITT ASK A 185LB MAN WHO JUST BENCHED 315X1 ANYTHING

[Ghost1]

Serious I'm wicked fucking strong.

[veritas]

Describe in detail your training regiment to make this happen.

[anime_boners]

but can you beat me in street fighter?

[Ghost1]

Describe in detail your training regiment to make this happen.

Smolov jr w 10lb increment increase each week. Google it.

Used 295lb 1rm to start the program.

[Ghost1]

but can you beat me in street fighter?

I mean like yo....

Champions edition?

For genesis??

Maybe yo



I'm fucking ILL at that jawn, Mo

[TeckNeek]

Did you play with your spotters ballsack doe

[Diode]

K lmk when you hit 365 at 185

That was peak obv but since you're peaking now make that your goal

[uh-oh]

i can do 17 pushups and my arms are as long as my legs

i'ma national treasure

[Saint]

No back arch
pause on chest for a 3 count at least

[Ghost1]

K lmk when you hit 365 at 185

That was peak obv but since you're peaking now make that your goal

Bulking to 210 currently......then shred to 190-195 I'm thinking


But word that's crazy....I WILL CATCH YOU DIODE

[Ghost1]

No back arch
pause on chest for a 3 count at least

Shut up dickhead lol

No arch....but no 3 count...although I almost hit it for 2 reps....bar Def hit my chest

[Ghost1]

Did you play with your spotters ballsack doe

I actually pulled my face up to the bar to get aligned properly and inadvertantly tea bagged myself w what i can only assume was his weiner head....well that was a week or 2 ago...but same guy....it was weird....today we were all sweet tho.

[oats]

need video evidence. if not possible, a 250 word report will suffice, explaining how it felt then and now, how it will make you a better person in the future and how it has improved the aesthetic of your nipples. Due by the end of the day.

[Inno]

But can u take a dragons tale like a g?

[TeckNeek]

I actually pulled my face up to the bar to get aligned properly and inadvertantly tea bagged myself w what i can only assume was his weiner head....well that was a week or 2 ago...but same guy....it was weird....today we were all sweet tho.

Roflmao.

[Ghost1]

need video evidence. if not possible, a 250 word report will suffice, explaining how it felt then and now, how it will make you a better person in the future and how it has improved the aesthetic of your nipples. Due by the end of the day.

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.

[oats]

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.

I laughed, I cried, I masturbated vigorously. Bravo, sir.

[TeckNeek]

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.


i feel like there could be a whole new level to texting as i realize you dont even have to rhyme nor battle but to be as descriptive as you fucking could possibly be should be a new genre of battling in it self.. i fucking love this. i aswell laughed hard. it was great... could you be.... the master?... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Kill Spree]

i feel like there could be a whole new level to texting as i realize you dont even have to rhyme nor battle but to be as descriptive as you fucking could possibly be should be a new genre of battling in it self.. i fucking love this. i aswell laughed hard. it was great... could you be.... the master?... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

stfu faggot

[Allen Knight]

Phone died :/ I'll get a video another day tho....we only going up from here


So allow my to oblige you WITH MY REPORT

THERE I WAS.....IN MY RED CONVERSE CHUCK TAYLORS. LACED TO THE TOP OBV. ARNOLD CLASSIC TANK ON. CHECK. CHECK THE BARBELL RESTING ON THE BENCH.... ACT AS THO EXAMINING BAR .....THEN LOUDLY PULL BAR OFF IN DISGUST.....AND SWITCH WITH NEIGHBORING BAR....NOW EVERY1 KNOWS I CAME TO LIFT. I'M NOT SUM FUCKBOY FAGOT THAT GOES TO THE BEACH WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND TAKES THOSE OLD TIMEY WESTERN PHOTOS LIKE A FUCKING PUTON I'M A GOD DAMN SMASH MOUTH MANIAC OUT THIS MUG. WARM UP SET. 135LBS. LITERALLY PUSH THE BAR OFF MY CHEST SO FAST AND SO FEROCIOUSLY THAT I COULD SMELL THE FRONT DESK LADIES CUCCI GET WET IMMEDIATELY. SHE'S A SLUT. I'D FUCK HER HUSBAND RAW. WARM UP SET 2. 225. NOW I LOOK AROUND THE ROOM TO SEE OF ANY1 IS LOOKING AT MY COCK. IN SIDE I LOL HARD CUZ I HAVE NKT EVEN COME CLOSE TO MY HIGHEST POWER LEVELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL KAH MEH KAAHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING OBLITERATE THE SHIT. THEN I WALK OVER TO GET MY 3RD PLATE FOR EACH SIDE......DOVES FLY CRISS CROSSING BEHIND ME....I FLICK A CIG W MY RIGHT HAND AND IT LANDS OVER AT THE SMITH RACK AND EXPLODES MURDERING THE FUCK OUT OF THE LITTLE BITCH THAT WAS BENCHING 185 IN IT LIKE A FUCKING CHILD. I LOOK OVER AT MY SPOT....HE KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP. SO I'M LAYING THERE AND TIME STOPPED. AS I MOVED THE BAR TOWARDS MY CHEST SO EFFORTLESSLY I REALIZED THAT IN MY MOST TRIUMPHANT MOMENT OF LIFTING GLORY I HAD DISCOVERED TIME TRAVEL. I BLACKED OUT SHORTLY AFTER. I'VE SINCE BEEN SEEN BUT MULTIPLE MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS NONE KF WHICH ARE ABLE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE TUMOR THAT DEVELOPED IN MY BRAIN UPON COMPLETING THE LIFT. ALL I KNO IS THAT TODAY I CROSSED INTO A NEW TIER. LEAVING HUMANITY BEHIND. FOREVER.



LOL.

[PancakeBrah]

i feel like there could be a whole new level to texting as i realize you dont even have to rhyme nor battle but to be as descriptive as you fucking could possibly be should be a new genre of battling in it self.. i fucking love this. i aswell laughed hard. it was great... could you be.... the master?... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

yo this is a dope ass idea.

maybe we could have 3-6 boarding personalities kind of do it informally for, like, two years. that would so dope. if we did that. hopefully it's something that can happen. have no idea who could do it, or if it's even possible?

lol'd @ bags post

[TeckNeek]

stfu faggot
troll hard? lmao. suck my dick better come with something better then that to even think your getting a wedgie unstuck from your buttcheeks you salty ass dipshit. p.s. your faggot NWO logo is outdated you fucking WCW/meatloaf ketchup eating chump

[TeckNeek]

yo this is a dope ass idea.

maybe we could have 3-6 boarding personalities kind of do it informally for, like, two years. that would so dope. if we did that. hopefully it's something that can happen. have no idea who could do it, or if it's even possible?

lol'd @ bags post


if only Kungfugrip or Fracture were here to join in would be fucking comedy gold. shit even leroy faggot ass..maybe even Zuch. ....nah nvm Zuch lmao

[Allen Knight]

fracture is here once & a while, he battles too.

[Allen Knight]

yo this is a dope ass idea.

maybe we could have 3-6 boarding personalities kind of do it informally for, like, two years. that would so dope. if we did that. hopefully it's something that can happen. have no idea who could do it, or if it's even possible?

lol'd @ bags post


LMAO.

[Split Eight]

did the roll of shame today. luckily no one to witness

[oats]

guys, I think writing is the new text battling. like, instead of discovering new word combinations that rhyme with "faggot," we could just - and I don't even know if this is really possible - but we could like, write shit? ya know?

[Ghost1]

did the roll of shame today. luckily no one to witness

Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot

[Amen]

Lmao this nigga Bags retarded.




And still fat.

[Aero]

Lmao this nigga Bags retarded.




And still fat.


Can lift 300lbs but where were you when I needed a lift? - Bag's daughter.

[Aero]

Came back to read what I wrote. Wasn't that funny. Wanted to keep it anonymous and put in tag but too long.

[Ghost1]

Idk why u want to test my patience today Aero

Keep it up

[Aero]

Idk why u want to test my patience today Aero

Keep it up

Tell me this. What is your breakfast, lunch and dinner on days you're training upper body.

[Ghost1]

im currently eating at a 1500 cal surplus. 3700 cals total spread out to 5 meals on all training days mon-fri


am I putting you in a battle for the SC er wat tho ?

[uh-oh]

im not sure how accurate this s-health app is, but a normal day is like 3700-4000 calories lol. monday i ate like 6000 calories

LIKE A FAT BOSS

still 6'1 220

boss dirt genes

[Witty]

I'm scared of you now bags.

Plz don't hurt me.

Lol jk I'll still kick ur dick off.

[Witty]

guys, I think writing is the new text battling. like, instead of discovering new word combinations that rhyme with "faggot," we could just - and I don't even know if this is really possible - but we could like, write shit? ya know?

Don't talk crazy oats, this is a crazy idea.

U CRAZY!!!

[Amen]

Bags - you shreading or gaining? Which?

Hope you building lean.

You fat still.

You don't have the Greek god aesthetic look, like I do.

I'm Puerto Rican. It's genetic. And you hate me for it.

I got you tho, fatso. You ain't fucking with my meal plan.

[Kin]

Word....good work bags! Gains....

Kin stats at 185lbs max..... 385.
I weigh round 200 now tho

But 315 was one of the weights i got stuck at for months so hope u break by that shit

[Pharaohs Army]

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[big baby]

bbebs 37 lbs lift 4 thousand lbs lmao I fucka STRONG


DERE I WAS. BIB ON. JUST FINISHED FINGERING MUSTACHIA IN THE SHOWERS. STILL HAD MY TOWEL ON. INSIGNIA "BB MUSTACHIO SUPERMAN REALLY FUCKING STRONG IDIYOTE". STENCH OF BABY TWAT ON MY FINGERS. LOLED. FUCK IT. USE THIS SHIT AS ELBOW GREASE TO GRIP THE STEEL BARS BETTER. HUFFED LIKE THE BIG BAD WOLF. FUCKING LEG PRESS BLEW AWAY. MURDERED ATLEAST 14. FUCK IT IDC LMAO FUCKING LOSERS LEG PRESS I'm FUCKA BENCHING YA FUCKA IDIYROES LMAO!!!! CALLED MUSTACHIA OVER"yes MASTER" stfu whore open UR FUXKA MOUTH. SLID MY TALONS IN HER GERBER TRAP AND FUCKA USED IT AND WIPED THE FUCKING BAR DOEN. DROPPED A FUXKA STACK OF PLATE ON IT. HAD ABOUT 893 SOEMTHING BITCH WEIGHT ON IT. ASKED REMAINING TERRIFIED LOSERS TO JUMP ON BAR. bar BENDING. LIKE BRUCE WILLIS IN THAT MOVIE WITH THE TRAIN CRASHING. UNBREAKABLE. FAGGIT. ROBE SLIGHTLY SHOWED OFF BB PEeN. PEOPLE GASPED. SHAVEVD NATIRALLY LMAO. ARMS SHORT AS FUCK CANT EVEN REACH THE BAR LMWO THA FUCK. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO TAKE OFF HE BAR AND LAY IT ON MY CHEST. GOT ABAUR 4000 lbs.. RAW STEEL. PIRANAH PUSSY FINGERS. SWEATING ROBE EXPOSING. INSIGNIA BB CREAT. HUFFED AGAINZZ. Another 73 FAGGOTS DEAD #prayforworldsgym FUCK OFF CHANGE UR FB PROFILE PICRURE. TOLD MUSTACHIA TO CHECK THE BENCH OUT DIDNT RHINK IT WAS OK. LMAO DROPPED IT OJ HER CHEST FUCKING CHOKING TO DEATH STERNUM SNAPPED I'm LAUGHING SHES GUZZLING BLOOD LIKE BB HEP PLS I'm DYING I SAID STFU AND TSKE IT LIKE A MAN LMAO HER MUSTACHIA GLUE STARTING TO FALL OFF THATS WHEN BB LOST IT

BITCH R U LYING TO BB? BLOOD WITHEEIG DOWN HER DYING FACE


BB LOVED U

U LIE WITH FAKE MUSRACHIO?!!:!:

SFUCKANKIDINGG ME?


aSlut!!!!


FLICKED XIGAR AND BLEW EZPLOSIONS SO LARGE BOOM FAGGOT AT SMITH MACHINE IS NIW NAMED FAGGOT SMITH 185 IDK LMAO FUCK OFF

#singleandlookin

[Ghost1]

Fucka so gone

[Split Eight]

Lmao!

Man....I had one of these moments a couple years back......but wasn't aware of the roll

So like a small female trapped under a rock I cried out.....in desperation...SPOOOOOOOTTT

and of course some moron comes sprinting over so the entire gym sees me with not even 2 plates stuck on my chest like a fucking coward. Smh. Prolly worst gym day ever. Aside from shitting pants in the squat rack and farting in the leg press machine w hot chicks in earshot
Haha

Yeah, you know when you put on more weight than your previous max, and you give it that test push before you unrack it? Like feel it out

I did one of those and thought "that's not getting back up there"

then I stopped myself. and looked at my wristband. in embossed, protein shit green letters was the text "W.W.B.ASFGKDL$&#FAGGOT.D"

I thought... what WOULD Bags do?

the air in my rapelifting dungeon took on a static feel to it.. I felt a twinge of adrenaline. Im going for it.

I unracked all 175 lb of weight and brought it down to my chest

immediately could not get it more than halfway up

brought it back down and started rolling it down to my torso

then kicked out like a wounded porpoise and tilted the bar 90 deg on its side

I crushed two beers and logged into Netcees

[Ghost1]

I for one welcome our new wounded porpoise overlord

[PancakeBrah]

That's some good BB right there.

I've never done the roll of shame. Because I'm a pussy who's afraid of weight.

I did do a 10-rep set with a 60 points on one side and 70 pounds on the other. Like a fucking retard. Still did the whole set. Pretty sure most people think I'm autistic at my gym, when I went. That probably did not help in making people think that I was not autistic.

[Geno]

Hiw many lies u needa tell to feel relevant?

[Ghost1]

I kno that question was not directed towards me. I KNOW it wasn't. so help me god geno. do not fucking push me today.

[Pharaohs Army]

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[Ghost1]

Tom we talked about this. Too much.

[dead man]

What is going on

Geno prescribing unscheduled foreign opioids to the board and this guy having suicidal thoughts over bb posts

Well boys. Looks like we're back in top form

[PancakeBrah]

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[PancakeBrah]

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[veritas]

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

[PancakeBrah]

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XadNMpvhkzA

[PancakeBrah]

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[PancakeBrah]

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[PancakeBrah]

Well.....how do you feel now dan?

The thread I stole these from had an autopsy photo of a morbidly obese person, cut open from waist to collarbone.

Before I clicked on it I thought it was pizza. Not a pizza, James.

[Ghost1]

Jesus christ lol.

I see I am going to need to step things up a bit.

[Arch.]

That's a good start tbh... we're in the same weight class. I just cut to 190 for my pt test. It's easier running at 190 t han 215 lol. I've only hit my max rep once and decided never again. Felt like my insides were going to fall out lol

[veritas]

The thread I stole these from had an autopsy photo of a morbidly obese person, cut open from waist to collarbone.

Before I clicked on it I thought it was pizza. Not a pizza, James.

Am I to assume this has been somewhat bittersweet for you, Dan?

[PancakeBrah]

Nope.

[veritas]

I respectively disagree. I am sorry that you are stuck right now.

[uh-oh]

interested in seeing the fat person autopsy tho

[PancakeBrah]

interested in seeing the fat person autopsy tho

I'm going to do that thing where I press enter a million times so that those without uh oh's curiosity have fair warning. NSFW, obviously.






































































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[Ghost1]

Lol that shit Def look like a pizza tho

[uh-oh]

lmao

fat is such a weird thing man. i guess its everywhere. i figured it would be like massive amounts of fat to the sides, like he had a thick blanket pulled open and a normal human inside, but its all around organs and everything. what i don't get is you can lose it all, but you still have the fat cells? think i read that somewhere, like they just shrink to nothing but they are still there. thats why fat people can get fat easy again. probably just dope human genes. you get fat during the summer and fall harvests and then starve all winter and then put all the weight back on in prep for the next winter where your eating your fingernails with some old grain and field mice

[Ghost1]

Lol wtf I don't know why I even be reading uh oh posts these days. This wigga perpetually losing his mind. Fucking kid is 3 episodes of GOT and a new dipset reunion album from become a full blown VIKING zombie. Don't say I didn't warn yall wen thus weirdo canabalizes his dad after he run out of tostinos.

[big baby]

bb can bench all dose fat ppl

[wasim]

i lost it at the pizza

[Pharaohs Army]

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