Destroyer vs Knowp - Destroyer wins

[Ghost1]

Summer Classic VII


Due Wednesday August 3rd
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Destroyer KnowP

[KnowP]

here

[Destroyer]

10

[KnowP]

Dude u weak, if I see u in the street, u’ll get dead worked
Id smash you with a Cro bar, but you’d probably recycle that in your next verse
U fail at life, ask ya wife, she’d say u lost the recipe
future been screwed since the beginning, even that^ bitch wont give Destiny
naw congrats on ya baby, little dick. Know uve cried for a son
but if big things come from small packages, your wife has to be giant as fuk
u wana blow to top tier queer? Just give up wrappin
ure the BA tourney, sumthin no ones interested that probably will never happen
couple of Equis and he’s flexing, don’t take much to get a buzz in this faggot
if he’s the most interesting man alive, I cant wait to see what he does in a casket

[Destroyer]

u been trash for like decades, all i do is watch this guy lose
my wife's pregnant...what's ur excuse for having a little bitch inside u?
it's my job to bring him pain, cuz they know that this kid is lame
u bout to see them demand 'a knowp end,' like i was returning a videogame
I poke em & go, i tell her 'come over' as soon as ur boo calls
call that bitch pikachu cuz when she shows up i never have blue balls
my attack? It's sustained...i'll leave u dead in the booth
cuz when u mess with the D, K, that's what ur destined to do
ur wack. u annoy. ur just a fag i have to destroy
so when they talk about who got sonned, it won't be cuz i'm having a boy

[Ghost1]

BUMP

[Kenny the OG]

I typed out a brutally honest yet poignant and semi-humorous vote but it got erased when i hit reply and lost connection.

So.... in summation. Knowp was aight, the big things in small packages line being his higlight. Des was more consistent albeit not as dope as expected. Hes a super savage for calling his unborn daughter a bitch too. So roofless.

Vote des in a good battle overall.

[Vapeo]

Knowp verse breakdown:

"Dude u weak, if I see u in the street, u’ll get dead worked"
(Ok. Starts off with a jab, and a threat. Nothing too fancy. Solid 1 pt line)

"Id smash you with a Cro bar, but you’d probably recycle that in your next verse"
(Ok. Good content, but it doesn't flow well, unless you extend it into another line. But you'd go over the limit. Knowp managed to get in another jab here. 1/2 a point.)

"U fail at life, ask ya wife, she’d say u lost the recipe"
(I'm assuming recipe is supposed to be some kind of metaphor for knowing how to succeed at life. But it doesn't really make sense, or feel insulting. Aside from insinuating that Destroyer's wife doesn't even like him. 1/2 a point.)

"future been screwed since the beginning, even that^ bitch wont give Destiny"
(Again, it doesn't seem to flow that well, but has good content. The future screwed part is good, but I'm unsure why Destiny is capitalized. 1/2 a point.)

"naw congrats on ya baby, little dick. Know uve cried for a son"
(First really good line in this entire thing. Managed to sound congratulating and insulting at the same time. Also i see the buildup to a very good multi syllabic rhyme. 1 point.)

"but if big things come from small packages, your wife has to be giant as fuk"
(OH SHIT!!. I had to wait to let this hit me. 1 point for being solid. Another for flowing well. Another for continuing the punch, and finishing the buildup from the previous line. Great 3 point line. Tbh this right here might be the tipping point.)

"u wana blow to top tier queer? Just give up wrappin"
(Solid jab, sounds perfectly condescending. 1 point)

"ure the BA tourney, sumthin no ones interested that probably will never happen"
(Tries to say to much, but there isn't enough space. I give it a point for continuing the idea, and the basic rhyme, but this line could be better. Good BA tourn reference tho. 1 point.)

"couple of Equis and he’s flexing, don’t take much to get a buzz in this faggot"
(Flows decently, and employs a very good internal rhyme. Good insult at the end. 2 points)

"if he’s the most interesting man alive, I cant wait to see what he does in a casket"
(This line is underrated. Typically things get boring when they die, but this line seems to be saying, "People think Destroyer is so good, well lets see how good he'll be when he's dead." It also implies that there is a threat, and manages to deliver a punch continuing from the previous line. 2 & 1/2 points.)

KnowP point total: 13 pts

Destroyer verse breakdown:

"u been trash for like decades, all i do is watch this guy lose"
(Immediately gives a good jab, while propping Destroyer up as the winner. 1 point.)

"my wife's pregnant...what's ur excuse for having a little bitch inside u?"
(OH SHIT. Delivery is great, punch is great, timing is great. 3 points)

"it's my job to bring him pain, cuz they know that this kid is lame"
(What? I was expecting more quite frankly. Internal rhyme here doesn't do much. Doesn't make much sense either. 1/2 a point)

"u bout to see them demand 'a knowp end,' like i was returning a videogame"
( I dont know who 'them' is, but the unopened return reference was great. This line doesn't jump off of the previous, so I can't give it two points. 1 & 1/2 points)

"I poke em & go, i tell her 'come over' as soon as ur boo calls"
(I really don't understand what you are saying. Not even in a Desiigner sort of way. Its almost like you are freestyling, except you shouldn't be. 1/2 a point.)

"call that bitch pikachu cuz when she shows up i never have blue balls"
Haha. Good reference, and jumps of from previous line. 1 point)

"my attack? It's sustained...i'll leave u dead in the booth"
(Um, ok. Its seems like its building up to a good reference or punch. But it doesnt. 1/2 a point.)

"cuz when u mess with the D, K, that's what ur destined to do"
Ok this is good. You called him gay basically. Good jab, decent. The only reason it gets one is because it flows well and continues the rhyme scheme you set up. 1 point.)

"ur wack. u annoy. ur just a fag i have to destroy"
(Internal rhyme here seems tired. Makes a fag reference from previous line, but this line seems amateur. Like 3rd grade reading level amateur. 1/2 a point.)
"so when they talk about who got sonned, it won't be cuz i'm having a boy"
SHIT. References two things at once. Rhymes from the previous line. Delivers a punch. Great finisher. 3 points.)

Destroyer point total: 12 & 1/2 points

Summary:
KnowP: 13 points
Destroyer: 12 & 1/2 points

Narrow margin of victory here for Knowp. Destroyer hit more, but didn't hit hard enough. Too many of Destroyer's lines didn't make sense or were amateur. Seems like this good go either way, but I ....

vote Knowp.

Also Im putting you guys on a ranking systems for the SC. Knowp is #1 so far, with Destroyer in #2

[Schadenfreude]

VOTE ELDERLY FATHER - I honestly only liked one punch from each & Des' one bar was slightly better than Knowp's one bar..lbs.

[KnowP]

Bags do the last votes even count??? they're not broken down at all.

[Destroyer]

Lmao

[Vapeo]

check again

[Chamber]

naw congrats on ya baby, little dick. Know uve cried for a son
but if big things come from small packages, your wife has to be giant as fuk


Vs


u been trash for like decades, all i do is watch this guy lose
my wife's pregnant...what's ur excuse for having a little bitch inside u?


V/des, alot of light jabs thrown by each tbh, but off that
i got old time faggot winning cuz he had lotb an it hit hard.

[Chemist]

Dude u weak, if I see u in the street, u’ll get dead worked
Id smash you with a Cro bar, but you’d probably recycle that in your next verse
//// okay opener, not to hard though ////
U fail at life, ask ya wife, she’d say u lost the recipe
future been screwed since the beginning, even that^ bitch wont give Destiny
///don't like this, akward wording////
naw congrats on ya baby, little dick. Know uve cried for a son
but if big things come from small packages, your wife has to be giant as fuk
///not bad, kinda funny, decent line////
u wana blow to top tier queer? Just give up wrappin
ure the BA tourney, sumthin no ones interested that probably will never happen
///, light////
couple of Equis and he’s flexing, don’t take much to get a buzz in this faggot
if he’s the most interesting man alive, I cant wait to see what he does in a casket
///nah//

vsu been trash for like decades, all i do is watch this guy lose
my wife's pregnant...what's ur excuse for having a little bitch inside u?
///seen this before from a live battler, but ur twist was cool///
it's my job to bring him pain, cuz they know that this kid is lame
u bout to see them demand 'a knowp end,' like i was returning a videogame
///ight kinda light////
I poke em & go, i tell her 'come over' as soon as ur boo calls
call that bitch pikachu cuz when she shows up i never have blue balls
///lol all right, decent, pokemon go lines are getting old tho//
my attack? It's sustained...i'll leave u dead in the booth
cuz when u mess with the D, K, that's what ur destined to do
///decent jab, str8 fwd///
ur wack. u annoy. ur just a fag i have to destroy
so when they talk about who got sonned, it won't be cuz i'm having a boy
//personal closer, decent//


vote - des

Knowp came in with some jabs, but Des was more consistent. The Giant line was cool but that was the only one I really enjoyed coming from K. Des had a cool opener, DK line was all right, and closer was cool too.

[KnowP]

Good verse Des. Good luck next week.

[Ghost1]

lol bags do these votes count LOMFAO stfu you child