Reserve: Teckneek vs Swerve - Swerve wins

[Ghost1]

Summer Classic VII


Due Wednesday August 3rd
Extension available if your opponent allows it. 24hr ext ONLY.


Minimum - 10 lines
Max - 16 lines
line limit can increase if both agree

NO biting
NO swaying
NO feeding
NO recycling
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TeckNeek Swerve

[Swerve]

Let's just keep it to the min, buds.

[TeckNeek]

yup. 10 is good

[TeckNeek]

done. ill edit this post with my verse. Swerve

[Swerve]

Excuse the slight lateness. Kinda forgot about this.

I'll dare you to show, nothing you spit can outburn me,
Teck disappear and we'll be seeing no mags like EVERY Strikta run tourney.
Dude like "Anthony, I want a shirtless pic!", all on that dick fag,
I'm here trying to see if he fits bags...he's trying to see some fit Bags.
You don't hold metal, but I bust quick and leave the ruins,
So when Teck spray...you know it's only his blood and bodily fluids.
I hammer dance when I walk, so homie be dead,
Scatter his body parts so far apart…searchers will hatch poke-eggs.
This potheads a joke, I'm out here hoping this fake cease,
His business sense....go from Millz to Buds faster than a Drake beef.

[Ghost1]

10 lines that will Smash~N~Saw Swerves Legs as i Slash~N~Maul//
^^this the kinda battle i expect from a n00b who No-Shows them all.
if your a 1x NBL champ nigga you should win without a stall
cuz im a virus and you better v/trump to build you a firewall
i dont care for your type you gay queer use nair to masterbate
beat me? use that same hand to smack ya self like aftershave
blast your face, swallow bleach bitch & use your feet to mop the place.
youll never dodge this challenger so you might as well swerve out this race.
your wack and a disgrace, whoever said youll win did you nothing good
'cept pull ya leg so fucking hard i wouldnt doubt if you grew an extra foot.

[Schadenfreude]

SWERVE - Teck's verse was super played tbh, no fresh concepts to speak of. And while Swerve wasn't Shakespeare, he did drop pretty consistent & concise.

[Plot]

Yeah well, Tech just dropt the fuck off..I was kind of interested after the opener and 2nd bar but then it was just rubbish, Swerve had a predictable strik/mag line, and a predictable Pokémon line, and a predictable bags.np line and then a predictable throwaway sports closer.

V-Swerve for the tech spray/bodily fluids concept.

[Cred]

Empty mag was aighttt n closer was decent enough.

vs

Aftershave slap was lotb imo.

If teck would've brought more lines like the aftershave joint, he woulda got this. Swerve came more consistent in his verse tho. He got the dub here.

[Aero]

Aftershave I actually chuckled,

Swerve wins here though with just par lines. Standard stuff, fit bags was cool

[jilti]

Tourney, Bags, fluids

Vs.

Aftershave, extra foot



V/swerve

[Og smokinstein]

Swerve got this one, opener and closer is what convinced me.
That was really the only thing that separated him from his opponent.

Vote- Swerve

[Kenny the OG]

Swerve lookin flabby and sick like larry holmes. The old swerve was a fuckin terror but this shit right here, Super light. Cleanly worded and executed, but the punches lacked bite. Luckily teck is a rookie and didnt offer anything other than the aftershave bar which really was kinda funny. Id say teck just needs to read more battles, the potential is there but at this moment hes overmatched as fuck vs swerve

vote- swerve