Lmao OK wtf

[Witty]

Remember my last thread about how I went to the last scan before the birth and was told the baby was actually a girl?

Baby was born today.

I have a son lmaoooo

The nurse was as surprised as us, but inside I was thinking 'I KNEW I saw a penis on that scan'...fucking idiyote doctors. But word.. I have a little boy.

[big baby]

LMAO

LIL ASS WEINER LMAO

[Ghost1]

Lmfao dead


Congrats


Also note to self....never seek medical help in ireland

[Witty]

LMAO

LIL ASS WEINER LMAO

Lmao never.

Not my son.

[Diode]

so blood test didn't lie?

[big baby]

Lmao never.

Not my son.

prov it let bb see

[Amen]

Lol ^

Wtf? I feel like you just found out she was pregnant 9 weeks ago, tho?

Congrats, Witty

[Witty]

Lol ^

Wtf? I feel like you just found out she was pregnant 9 weeks ago, tho?

Congrats, Witty

I made a thread in January to tell my NCG's the news...you must've missed it. Thanks bro.

[Witty]

prov it let bb see

I feel like that would be inadvisable.

[Ghost1]

prov it let bb see

word. pics or gtfoh/

[Witty]

I'm trying to upload a pic from fb but it isn't working...how I do?

[Witty]

Not of his penis btw...just his face.

You fucking animals.

[Amen]

Lmaoo, word. Animals indeed.

Who the fuck wants to see a baby penis.

I'm sure it wasn't snipped either. I think the US the only country and does that at birth.

[Ghost1]

baby ween pics or negs

[Witty]

I'm trying to upload a pic from fb but it isn't working...how I do?

[Amen]

Go advanced > Manage attachments > Upload attachment > Click OK > Post Reply.

I think.

[Ghost1]

look man im not a fucking technology scientist. im just here to look at sum baby dicks./

[Amen]

Lmaoo, wtf.

[Witty]

look man im not a fucking technology scientist. im just here to look at sum baby dicks./

Lmfaooo

[Witty]

http://m.facebook.com/darryl.king.121/posts/1089093761149667?comment_id=1089224114469965&ref=m_notif&notif_t=feed_comment&notif_id=1470158919457515

[Witty]

Wtf why am I retarded?

[Certain]

Witty's progeny (cc: TYSON):

http://i.imgur.com/M4vMMSi.jpg

[Witty]

That's my little man.

[Witty]

Btw his head isn't enormous, that's just a big hat.

[Zen]

atta boy, witty.

[big baby]

he secsi

[i single]

Hott

[Ghost1]

Sent rep to Anthony jr. Let it be his first of many.

[uh-oh]

congrats BROTHER

teach him to fight, drink, and pronounce words incorrectly like a true irishmen.

[Certain]

What's his name?

[TYSON]

Congratulations man. That's a blessing.

[TYSON]

Certain don't bring a mans picture of his newborn kid in a fabricated insult of pedophilia man. You a peace of shit trying way too hard to be funny. Nigga there are boundaries now if you send me a pic of your child, I can go watch some adult porn and nut in a cup and pour it on a copy of the pic and send you a copy I can do that for you bitch

[big baby]

Certain don't bring a mans picture of his newborn kid in a fabricated insult of pedophilia man. You a peace of shit trying way too hard to be funny. Nigga there are boundaries now if you send me a pic of your child, I can go watch some adult porn and nut in a cup and pour it on a copy of the pic and send you a copy I can do that for you bitch

dis is so hot

do wit bb pic?

[i single]

dis is so hot

do wit bb pic?

Fucka gone

[TYSON]

dis is so hot

do wit bb pic?

Lmfao naw only certain

[Amen]

Did you name him after one of these loser faggots? Witty lol.

Congrats, once again bruh.

[sral]

lmao can we get the URL changed to dadcees.com when my childs born plz?

[sral]

lmao me, destro and witty all joining the dad club this year

its gonna be an intense discussion thread year with us all asking how to tie a swaddle

hope you guys geared up for that

[Ghost1]

Certain don't bring a mans picture of his newborn kid in a fabricated insult of pedophilia man. You a peace of shit trying way too hard to be funny. Nigga there are boundaries now if you send me a pic of your child, I can go watch some adult porn and nut in a cup and pour it on a copy of the pic and send you a copy I can do that for you bitch

Jesus fucking christ

Lol


U just never know when you log in what you may stumble onto I swear

[veritas]

Random netcees catchphrase generator activate!

Well that escalated quickly.



Witty. Awesome man welcome to the final frontier of manhood.

[Diode]

dis is so hot

do wit bb pic?

repsssssss

[Certain]

Certain don't bring a mans picture of his newborn kid in a fabricated insult of pedophilia man. You a peace of shit trying way too hard to be funny. Nigga there are boundaries now if you send me a pic of your child, I can go watch some adult porn and nut in a cup and pour it on a copy of the pic and send you a copy I can do that for you bitch

http://i.imgur.com/BkS0enh.jpg

Are you a man of your word?

[Geno]

congrats. feel bad for his future. wrong world to bring kids into if you ask me

[TYSON]

http://i.imgur.com/BkS0enh.jpg

Are you a man of your word?

Lemee holla at his baby dick tho. Looks scrum-diddley-umptious.

Mmm.

[Amen]

LOL TYSON




niGGa wants other niggas to roll play with him and his pedophilia issues.

[TYSON]

So you editing my post?! Abusing your powers there fuck it I just might do it. Gonna have to ask God for a lot of forgiving tho

[Amen]

Looks scrum-diddley-umptious.

Mmm.

LOL - who says shit like this, tho?

[Diode]

So you editing my post?! Abusing your powers there fuck it I just might do it. Gonna have to ask God for a lot of forgiving tho

you're gonna suck a baby's dick???

WTF IS GOING ON ITT

[big baby]

hey Tyson dm bb:)

[TYSON]

you're gonna suck a baby's dick???

WTF IS GOING ON ITT

Lmfao naw I was talking about the pouring semen on his babies picture. I'm not lol

[TYSON]

hey Tyson dm bb:)

Lol I done got you worked up

[big baby]

ew u gai

[Aero]

That's my little man.

You must be beaming. Congrats.

[Witty]

Thanks bro.

Also, this thread got pretty weird.

[i single]

Having a party bus

[Certain]

Lmfao naw I was talking about the pouring semen on his babies picture. I'm not lol

Treat it like other men treat your ex.

[Witty]

Remind me why Certain and TYSON hate each other forever plz

[TYSON]

I been wondering the same thing

[Diode]

Remind me why Certain and TYSON hate each other forever plz

consistent AOWL no-shower and bracket spot waster

also bitched about a million aowl things

[Witty]

consistent AOWL no-shower and bracket spot waster

also bitched about a million aowl things

I mean, the first part of that first line describes me perfectly.. not the bracket part, usually reliable enough in a tournament format.

I don't bitch tho...not EVA...The Fox frowns upon such things.

[sral]

http://i.imgur.com/BkS0enh.jpg

Are you a man of your word?

lmao you would never pose this question to me

you know I'd do it

[TYSON]

consistent AOWL no-shower and bracket spot waster

also bitched about a million aowl things

Whoaaaaaaa hold on that's what this is about? The second part is blown out of proportion cause I don't even remember doing that.
Present this evidence for me.

The first part is true tho. Be a man and confront me about the problem instead of this pussy shit. Certain

[Certain]

My problem with you is entirely that you refuse to own your role in the Netcees ecosystem.

You're the site pedophile. Everyone's going to keep calling you that until you learn to roll with the punches and start ejaculating on baby pictures.

[Ghost1]

Who was that guy that was posting back on nc1 before the site shut down ....posting like in some random dead section like crews or something...and having a beef with some1 not even from the site then posted pics of his gf with his actual shit and jiz on the pics?

Any1?

That's really when nc1 was jumping off. I still retain mental damage from stuff i saw.

[Inno]

This nigga posted a picture of a child and asked an requested
Another grown man to keep his promise of jizzing on the said pic.

I don't know what's worse Tyson playing along.

Or certain obviously trying to hard.

Jesus Christ bros

[big baby]

lol PancakeBrah

[sral]

Who was that guy that was posting back on nc1 before the site shut down ....posting like in some random dead section like crews or something...and having a beef with some1 not even from the site then posted pics of his gf with his actual shit and jiz on the pics?

Any1?

That's really when nc1 was jumping off. I still retain mental damage from stuff i saw.

lmao it wasn't me surprisingly

[Split Eight]

Witty WHAT IS YOUR SONS NAME

[Witty]

His name is Alfie.

Short for Alfred, Batman's Butler.

As you can tell, I took the issue of choosing the name my child would be called forever very seriously.

[Witty]

Bruce was considered but I have an uncle named Bruce and I didn't want him to think the child was named after him like he's special or something.

[Witty]

Plus Alfred is defined as 'The name of a King'

My surname is King.

The child is basically called King King.

I promise I'm an adult.

[Diode]

triple post to justify your son's name pre-emptively before board shits on it

witty is learning

[Witty]

Actually I thought I was giving them more ammo with which to shit on it.

[Certain]

Alfie's waiting for TYSON's Alfredo sauce.