i'm high and admittedly retarded

[uh-oh]

but yo

so i got some junk mail today, one is from a dealership, with a scratch off type thing, and long story short i allegedly won 5000

now i'm sure this is just some scheme to get me to go to this dealership, but i was wondering the validity of this and what it is exactly.

do i get 5,000 off of something? it says the odds are 1 in 50,000 to get this and i got it. but are those odds meaning that 50,000 people got this same winning ticket, and i basically just won a raffle ticket? I'm going to call monday i guess

just wondering if any of you know anyone who's actually randomly won money, because im guessing thats never happened since money has existed

[~RustyGunZ~]

My cousin owns 2 dealerships and they don't do this but his dad who ran it before him did in the 90s/late2000s and everyone gets the same ticket/fake car key

[Inno]

u getting hoodwinked bruh

[uh-oh]

yea they ALMOST GOT ME

the internet has my back tho. found a page on reddit literally the same shit, with a story of an unsuspecting dope going to find out it was an "entry" to win 5000, and he even posted a picture, and although the dealerships different the cards the same

http://i.imgur.com/cfeT1DE.jpg

oh well lol. i knew it was a scam but its fun to DREAM

even the line thats not a winner in that pic is the same as mine haha

[puravida]

uh oh,

I hit you on the private.

Don't call.

[puravida]

yeah nah,

I've sold dreams before.

Glad you caught it first.

[kannon]

I got one of those things before. It wasn't the same one, it was a scratcher to make a poker hand, and I scratched off a royal flush. Went to the dealership, and they tried to sign me up for all this shit and I was just like, "Nah, I'm here for the cash prize."

They ran my ticket number on some database, and it said I won a $5 target gift card.

I'm pretty sure that was the lowest thing they offered, but hey, free $5 at target. And I was in and out in like 10 minutes. I'm cool with that.

[the Munster]

The only thing that was gonna happen was that they were GOING to sell u a car

I'm sure if u read the fine print it would say that the tix have no monetary value

[uh-oh]

they wouldve been disappointed because i've tried to buy cars from the shoddiest we accept all credit type places and was turned down lmao. but yea in the fine print it says chances of winning 5000, 1:50,000. etc. but i was wondering if that meant its 1 in 50k that you get the ticket, or 50k people get the ticket and only one wins lol

but word its nonsense i was way too stoned. havent smoked in forever and let my mind get excited lol

also 49,000:50,000 odds of winning a free vacation. and that free vacation is just a paid hotel stay, not travel, not anything just 3 days of a free hotel and you gotta pay 50 to get it.

this is all from what i read on reddit at least, but its the same card just different dealers/states

[Ghost1]

Hiw u have made it this far is truly baffling

[uh-oh]

I KNOW RIGHT