Barcotic vs Schadenfreude - Schad wins cause Cronus is a weirdo who can't take anyone voting against him

[Ghost1]

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Barcotic Schadenfreude

[Schadenfreude]

14.

[Barcotic]

yo

[Barcotic]

16
Schadenfreude

ur a joker, in fact holster a gat & I'll still open ur cap
I'm off the wall, no Sugar Rush-schad.. 'cept u will get KO'ed if u go for the strap
lost 3/4 of ur last? damn, land harder cuz holy shit
the last time u had a leg up, ur dance partner was holding it
n tbh dog u ain't a rasta mon, ur a stupid dork
if there's ever firearms on u, ur attending comic con as the human torch
u'll get slayed by the best & u've barely gauged my attention
gotta smack down to hit u. it's lights out w/ a flick; that's bray wyatt's entrance
winter vacation w/ ur gf- yes I'm the king
s' like squashing bed bugs, I'll have her stretched by the spring
barrel to the head as she juggles the D,K?
n as she unbuckles my grey jeans, you buckle to jean grey
I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together
bar vs schad when u ask the betting cats? a fair bout
but idc how they akbar prevented u from getting half a prayer out

[Schadenfreude]

Just another..

FACTS.. this shit barely a match, u became laughably wack,
Sharp beat u w/ Ridiculous personal attacks, while yours are EXACTLY that.
An idiotically arrogant has-been, still think u the illest, u not
Cronus? Only had a couple important points in time - that’s a digital clock.
Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.
We haven’t forgotten how u posted gay porn on our boards
like dog that shit was beyond PAUSE - yo fag ass been fucking on All-Fours.
Get conniptions over any critique like we said u suck at rap,
buncha snaps, lip-smacks & claps, u need more Computer Love than Zapp.
Sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me.
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.
Plus u passive aggressively change bars to make ‘em tough
but my clips extended as fuck, so keep editing bitch, I got the Director’s cut.

..BODY!

[I <3 DICK PT.2]

I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together
BARELY


Vs


Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.
REALLY GOOD PERSONAL
sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me.
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.
BARELY DECENT
Plus u passive aggressively change bars to make ‘em tough
but my clips extended as fuck, so keep editing bitch, I got the Director’s cut.
SOLID

Both y'all boy dropped weak today idk if it was on purpose or what. But Schaferfrude had the better overall

Vote SHADENFRODE


EDIT: THIS IS NOT A HATE VOTE

[veritas]

Shade murdered this. Not even close. The all fours was ether and better than anything cronies could muster. Not even close. Vote shade.

[Ghost1]

Yes please break your vote down

An Barcotic smh. I shouldn't even have to say anything to u right now

Control yourself

[jilti]

ur a joker, in fact holster a gat & I'll still open ur cap
I'm off the wall, no Sugar Rush-schad.. 'cept u will get KO'ed if u go for the strap
^decent
lost 3/4 of ur last? damn, land harder cuz holy shit
the last time u had a leg up, ur dance partner was holding it
^lol dope
n tbh dog u ain't a rasta mon, ur a stupid dork
if there's ever firearms on u, ur attending comic con as the human torch
^lol
u'll get slayed by the best & u've barely gauged my attention
gotta smack down to hit u. it's lights out w/ a flick; that's bray wyatt's entrance
^cool
winter vacation w/ ur gf- yes I'm the king
s' like squashing bed bugs, I'll have her stretched by the spring
^miss
barrel to the head as she juggles the D,K?
n as she unbuckles my grey jeans, you buckle to jean grey
^ok. Creative
I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together
^landed
bar vs schad when u ask the betting cats? a fair bout
but idc how they akbar prevented u from getting half a prayer out
^nah more swag & flowish


Vs.


FACTS.. this shit barely a match, u became laughably wack,
Sharp beat u w/ Ridiculous personal attacks, while yours are EXACTLY that.
^nope
An idiotically arrogant has-been, still think u the illest, u not
Cronus? Only had a couple important points in time - that’s a digital clock.
^yup
Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.
^no
We haven’t forgotten how u posted gay porn on our boards
like dog that shit was beyond PAUSE - yo fag ass been fucking on All-Fours.
^lol
Get conniptions over any critique like we said u suck at rap,
buncha snaps, lip-smacks & claps, u need more Computer Love than Zapp.
^nah
Sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me.
^cool
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.
^more swag & flow than anything
Plus u passive aggressively change bars to make ‘em tough
but my clips extended as fuck, so keep editing bitch, I got the Director’s cut.
^good closer




V/ Barcotic

[veritas]

ur a joker, in fact holster a gat & I'll still open ur cap
I'm off the wall, no Sugar Rush-schad.. 'cept u will get KO'ed if u go for the strap

I have no idea what this is about, and it doesnt flow at all. at all.

lost 3/4 of ur last? damn, land harder cuz holy shit
the last time u had a leg up, ur dance partner was holding it

so the punch is you calling him a dancer? isnt that a compliment? smh

n tbh dog u ain't a rasta mon, ur a stupid dork
if there's ever firearms on u, ur attending comic con as the human torch

oh so he is a rasta wannabe? would it work if he called you a wigger wannabe? becaeuse you are a wigger? i don't get it. plus the punch is lame, its basically calling him a nerd...which imo if a dude showed up at a comic con as teh human torch that would be awesome. just my opinion guy

u'll get slayed by the best & u've barely gauged my attention
gotta smack down to hit u. it's lights out w/ a flick; that's bray wyatt's entrance

FINALLY! A PUNCH! IT just doesnt flow too well at all. annnd upon looking at it, lights out w/ a flick COULD MEAN you were in the dark watching a porno...thats gay bro.

winter vacation w/ ur gf- yes I'm the king
s' like squashing bed bugs, I'll have her stretched by the spring

i see what you did there...just not sure that bed bugs are squashed by stretching strings...i mean they are small enough to not get crushed when you lay on them...so this isnt very scientific at all. in fact i dont appreciate you mocking science just to force a punch.

barrel to the head as she juggles the D,K?
n as she unbuckles my grey jeans, you buckle to jean grey

sooooo...you are saying that you are the female xman Jean Grey? I would have used the phoenex penis rhyme here. not good.

I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together

sort of ok. probably your best. still not good though, because it really it just abund of crap thrown together here.

bar vs schad when u ask the betting cats? a fair bout
but idc how they akbar prevented u from getting half a prayer out

who is they? some muslims? no...not muslims...some imaginary muslims you invented praying who have nothig to do with your opponent, just so you could make some crappy wordplay.

FACTS.. this shit barely a match, u became laughably wack,
Sharp beat u w/ Ridiculous personal attacks, while yours are EXACTLY that.

not only did he directly diss, but he pointed out the entire fallacy of barcotic's nonsenical verse/B]

An idiotically arrogant has-been, still think u the illest, u not
Cronus? Only had a couple important points in time - that’s a digital clock.

[B]eh.

Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.

a solid personal exposing an unfortunate truth about his opponent, well plaed

We haven’t forgotten how u posted gay porn on our boards
like dog that shit was beyond PAUSE - yo fag ass been fucking on All-Fours.

this was ether. more heat and personals. this line won the battle for me. it far eclipsed anything his opponent had, as evidence by my breakdown./ my review is up.
Get conniptions over any critique like we said u suck at rap,
buncha snaps, lip-smacks & claps, u need more Computer Love than Zapp.
Sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me.
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.
Plus u passive aggressively change bars to make ‘em tough
but my clips extended as fuck, so keep editing bitch, I got the Director’s cut.


truth be told, I had never read a verse from shade, I enjoyed it. Now...Barcotic, your swaying and crying and whining, is why text is dying, if not dead. because of salty faggots like you who literally base their entire sense of self worth on subjective internet accomplishments. so keep calling me a faggot after I don't vote for you. shine on you crazy diamond. now if you will excuse me i am going to go murder kar with an amazing verse, and await YOUR true hate vote. because that is how you operate. All of my feedback on your verse was legit, but you wont hear it...you take it personal....ego. frail. pathetic. i hope your shark forearm tat chokes on a spaceship full of wangs. you are a cancer. leave here and never come back. too bad my verse is too ether for you to hate vote on. shave that poor excuse for a beard too.

[veritas]

ur a joker, in fact holster a gat & I'll still open ur cap
I'm off the wall, no Sugar Rush-schad.. 'cept u will get KO'ed if u go for the strap

I have no idea what this is about, and it doesnt flow at all. at all.

lost 3/4 of ur last? damn, land harder cuz holy shit
the last time u had a leg up, ur dance partner was holding it

so the punch is you calling him a dancer? isnt that a compliment? smh

n tbh dog u ain't a rasta mon, ur a stupid dork
if there's ever firearms on u, ur attending comic con as the human torch

oh so he is a rasta wannabe? would it work if he called you a wigger wannabe? becaeuse you are a wigger? i don't get it. plus the punch is lame, its basically calling him a nerd...which imo if a dude showed up at a comic con as teh human torch that would be awesome. just my opinion guy

u'll get slayed by the best & u've barely gauged my attention
gotta smack down to hit u. it's lights out w/ a flick; that's bray wyatt's entrance

FINALLY! A PUNCH! IT just doesnt flow too well at all. annnd upon looking at it, lights out w/ a flick COULD MEAN you were in the dark watching a porno...thats gay bro.

winter vacation w/ ur gf- yes I'm the king
s' like squashing bed bugs, I'll have her stretched by the spring

i see what you did there...just not sure that bed bugs are squashed by stretching strings...i mean they are small enough to not get crushed when you lay on them...so this isnt very scientific at all. in fact i dont appreciate you mocking science just to force a punch.

barrel to the head as she juggles the D,K?
n as she unbuckles my grey jeans, you buckle to jean grey

sooooo...you are saying that you are the female xman Jean Grey? I would have used the phoenex penis rhyme here. not good.

I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together

sort of ok. probably your best. still not good though, because it really it just abund of crap thrown together here.

bar vs schad when u ask the betting cats? a fair bout
but idc how they akbar prevented u from getting half a prayer out

who is they? some muslims? no...not muslims...some imaginary muslims you invented praying who have nothig to do with your opponent, just so you could make some crappy wordplay.

FACTS.. this shit barely a match, u became laughably wack,
Sharp beat u w/ Ridiculous personal attacks, while yours are EXACTLY that.

not only did he directly diss, but he pointed out the entire fallacy of barcotic's nonsenical verse/B]

An idiotically arrogant has-been, still think u the illest, u not
Cronus? Only had a couple important points in time - that’s a digital clock.

[B]eh.

Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.

a solid personal exposing an unfortunate truth about his opponent, well plaed

We haven’t forgotten how u posted gay porn on our boards
like dog that shit was beyond PAUSE - yo fag ass been fucking on All-Fours.

this was ether. more heat and personals. this line won the battle for me. it far eclipsed anything his opponent had, as evidence by my breakdown./ my review is up.
Get conniptions over any critique like we said u suck at rap,
buncha snaps, lip-smacks & claps, u need more Computer Love than Zapp.
Sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me.
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.
Plus u passive aggressively change bars to make ‘em tough
but my clips extended as fuck, so keep editing bitch, I got the Director’s cut.


truth be told, I had never read a verse from shade, I enjoyed it. Now...Barcotic, your swaying and crying and whining, is why text is dying, if not dead. because of salty faggots like you who literally base their entire sense of self worth on subjective internet accomplishments. so keep calling me a faggot after I don't vote for you. shine on you crazy diamond. now if you will excuse me i am going to go murder kar with an amazing verse, and await YOUR true hate vote. because that is how you operate. All of my feedback on your verse was legit, but you wont hear it...you take it personal....ego. frail. pathetic. i hope your shark forearm tat chokes on a spaceship full of wangs. you are a cancer. leave here and never come back. too bad my verse is too ether for you to hate vote on. shave that poor excuse for a beard too.

[Ghost1]

cro still wondering why every battle he had turned out like this in the past few months

sadly the only real victims are your opponents

[Ghost1]

ur right, they are

n battles turn out this way cuz yall condone trolling n bullshit, there's absolutely no structure or rules


I don't see no other battles that look like this tho


U think its 2011 an u can sway like a fagot then a mod will come clean everything up an every1 will victim vote u lol.

Nah. U a bitch an I leave ur threads thrashed like this so every1 can see it.

[Destroyer]

Freepost in here again and you forfeit your battle
Votes will be properly tallied
Bags posts were left because he is a moderator

[Kenny the OG]

Fool look it’s not clever if u need visual aid just to sell a bar
s’like every useless diss u choose to spit ends up as google pics in yo avatar.
Sensitive fuckboy, bust yo pop toy, show if u bout it homie..
but my semi clap live, giving piggy back rides, there’s always a body on me
Send my Canadian Boyz N Da Hood to go crazy w/ the heat
all within range get deceased, shit the Tre even lifting babies out the street.

Vs

ur a joker, in fact holster a gat & I'll still open ur cap
I'm off the wall, no Sugar Rush-schad.. 'cept u will get KO'ed if u go for the strap
I'm that shop class bully who handily took ur cheddar
don't be surprised by all the teeth I makeshift w/ things I randomly put together




This shit was closer than the votes will show but overall i think schad was slightly more consistent and his verse had a more personal feel to it which made it hit harder imo. Bar was 1 or 2 big haymakers from the win tho.

vote schadenfreude

[Barcotic]

rofl close it then destro

place is a joke