NCGX Stock Market: SUICIDE WATCH UPDATE

[Split Eight]

Update

After a week of competition (or so), our portfolios are ranked as such:


1. Blanco Bishop: $157,769
Blanco Bishop is holding onto AAPL, and AAPL alone. How very vanilla.


2. Oswald Swansberg: $154,465

Leading the game in transactions with 26 trades, Swanny is more or less breaking even with mixed-bag results. Vulgar bit the bullet and has invested all of his funds into RAI. A risky proposition at best.

3. Split Eight: $150,853
Doing perfectly mediocre!

4. Sharp Nine: $150,147
Sharp nine and I both are currently taking a loss on TSLA (fuck you Elon Musk). This joker has 2 shares of a couple stocks, and appears to be operating on the "69 share transactions method" of trading

5. NYCSPITZ: $139,092

NYCSPITZ has been working Chesapeake Energy Corp (CHK) all game, performing 9 trades since the game's start. He currently is attempting to short the stock, but it has gently climbed in value since he placed the order. It hasn't broken the ceiling previously established, so there is a good chance he will make his money back.

as of now, we're hearing reports from Spitz Condominiums that an Asian man in his mid-20s is currently braced against the exterior of his no-suicide window in his penthouse apartment, clutching a bottle of Knob Creek and 100 handwritten pages of dead man OM's on loose leaf. At last report, he was issuing threats to 'hammer time his Padamansa'


Predictions
1. Vulgar forgets to sell and loses 5% on RAI

2. NYCSPITZ continues to work CHK for a massive profit until he flies too close to the sun and gets burnt for half his net worth

3. Sharp Nine knocks up a teacher's aid at his middle school, puts on 40 lb, and gets 6 months probation for bootlegging his daughter's school play

4. big baby, Aero, Diode, Bags, PancakeBrah, Muff join

[Split Eight]

veritas Innovator Greed sraL Junto Witty Certain quaker oats Mr. J asylum Adonis Frank Destroyer @$chein Dolla $ign

http://www.marketwatch.com/game/netcees

Password: dildos
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[Ghost1]

lol I fuck w this.

[Diode]

i do this with real money in a for funsies account.. don't want to mix up the two by accident. sorry, guy.

[Split Eight]

i do this with real money in a for funsies account.. don't want to mix up the two by accident. sorry, guy.

WikInvest for portfolio tracking. U aware?

Nah all good haha

[Aero]

NYC shorting CHK would be his undoing if were real life and the brokers had the option to call the stock within 10 days.


Split how do you see what stocks others have traded? I only see # of trades.

[Split Eight]

NYC shorting CHK would be his undoing if were real life and the brokers had the option to call the stock within 10 days.


Split how do you see what stocks others have traded? I only see # of trades.

If you look at the rankings, you can click on someone's Portfolio. From there you can click the "Transactions" tab, but you can't see "Orders"

Ex: Vulgar's trades (http://www.marketwatch.com/game/netcees/portfolio/transactionhistory?name=Oswald%20Swanny&p=1664252)

[Certain]

I'm in. I bought as many shares of Chipotle stock as possible. I will wait for my money.

[Ghost1]

isn't this some type of inside trader info fraud?

obv certain kno chipotle stock goin thru the roof cuz this fat piece of shit has already been there 3 times today

[Diode]

WikInvest for portfolio tracking. U aware?

Nah all good haha

I actually use a customized rainmeter plugin:

http://i.imgur.com/8iOOQhI.png

[Ghost1]

lol now finish him, diode

[Split Eight]

I actually use a customized rainmeter plugin:

http://i.imgur.com/8iOOQhI.png

I love Rainmeter

screenshot of your setup?

[Diode]

I love Rainmeter

screenshot of your setup?

this is from my 3rd monitor where i keep track of all my crap. i don't use it on my main or 2nd ones:

http://i.imgur.com/7A4cSNn.jpg

[veritas]

Ego.

[Diode]

Ego.

so respectful.

[uh-oh]

The fact any of you know what any of this means is whats wrong with the world

[Certain]

isn't this some type of inside trader info fraud?

obv certain kno chipotle stock goin thru the roof cuz this fat piece of shit has already been there 3 times today

Whistleblow this dick.

[Ghost1]

I love Rainmeter

screenshot of your setup?

PARRY COMBO FINISH COMBO BREAKERRRRRRRRRRRR

[Ghost1]

The fact any of you know what any of this means is whats wrong with the world

THIS IS IRONIC COMING FROM THE LIKES OF YOUR DIRT


but nah yo I don't understand a fuckin TING in hyeah

[Sir Oswald Gonesberg]

I SHOULD BE VICTORIOUS TBC

[veritas]

so respectful.


EVERYTHING ABOUT Your Life is so wonderful. Yes yes.

[Diode]

EVERYTHING ABOUT Your Life is so wonderful. Yes yes.

where did i say that?

[Blanco Bishop]

diode....do u trade stocks or just hold index funds?

[Diode]

diode....do u trade stocks or just hold index funds?

i'm active when i need to be active.

i tried day trading. didn't need that stress in my life.

i keep it fairly diversified. long on index-ish ETFs and dividends, short on opportunistic buys (e.g. my GBP and Barclays holdings at present).

[Blanco Bishop]

Pretty sound money management Diode.



Let me hold somethin....

[Inno]

Man my phone broke and this eyepod shuts down every time

I try to sign up so I just gave up

[PancakeBrah]

I tried signing up.

Forgot the password to my dummy e-mail account.

Gave up.

[Rawn MD]

What is this all about Split Eight

[PancakeBrah]

It's about zoos, you fucking helicopter piloting piece of human garbage.

it's literally about stocks. tell me stories about how your a stock genius. no, better, tell me how you are a stock. there a five posts, in a row, on what this is about. but you're a faggot. so you want the attention. so let me break down what anyone with a 92 IQ could ascertain from the conversation. THERE IS A STROCK GRAME. STROCKS. CAN PLAY. MOST MONEY WINS. GET GOOD STROCKS. cant wait until your post about, like, "lol i was just playing i knew what it was about. btw made a million being a strock trader on my helicopter. im a NURSE!"

rawn i'm fucking drafting fucking drafts for my real "GO IN" rant towards you. you're a floridian piece of side walk. go fuck yourself so fucking hard. you 1/2 cool felony wanting piece of garbo shit human.

[PancakeBrah]

god fucking damn it i thought i was numb to the internet but i would literally put my fist through this laptop if it meant you felt an inkling of pain go rob a grandma and brag about your record you sound ordinance want to be badass FAGGOT

[PancakeBrah]

piece of shit i want to reshoot the entirety of American History X so I can call Ed Norton on the .001% chance he'll reshoot the BITE THE CURB scene but this time as a real life snuff film with you in black face

[PancakeBrah]

fucking useless strand of DNA YOU'RE HOLDING BACK EVOLUTION CHRISTIANS LOVE YOU YOU ARE A FUCKING DINOSAUR FACED FLORIDIAN MISTAKE YOUR PARENTS ARE TAKING PLAN B RIGHT NOW. THEY'RE 65 BUT THEY JUST ARE JUST FUCKING

JUST

HOPING IT MAYBE WORKS LIKE A TIME A MACHINE

JUST

[Certain]

Chipotle took a 1.85 percent hit today, so I know what I'm getting for dinner.

[~RustyGunZ~]

Lol @ NYC doing so poorly

[NYCSPITZ]

I'm still taking this easily

[big baby]

Lol @ NYC doing so poorly

stock market guru!!!

[NYCSPITZ]

Boxing guru!! Humor guru!! Nonsense rhyme guru! !! Lol stfu

[~RustyGunZ~]

NYC bb is more topical than you and even more Asian so he kind of makes your uniqueness void

[NYCSPITZ]

NYC bb is more topical than you and even more Asian so he kind of makes your uniqueness void

Ok

[Witty]

Nobody gonna rep PancakeBrah for that ether?

Get your shit together Netcees, I'll pick up the slack this time but don't let it happen again.

[Witty]

And I can't even do it from my phone.

Somebody rep that man right now.

I WILL NOT ASK TWICE.

[Rawn MD]

Pancake. I'm glad Im held in such high esteem, that after all this time, and after not even addressing u, my re-arrival is dignified with an honorary quadruple post. If I knew u missed me this much I may have never left...

Icey u haven't.

[Witty]

Rep pancakebrah right now.

[Ghost1]

reps issued. annihilated.

[Ghost1]

It's about zoos, you fucking helicopter piloting piece of human garbage.

it's literally about stocks. tell me stories about how your a stock genius. no, better, tell me how you are a stock. there a five posts, in a row, on what this is about. but you're a faggot. so you want the attention. so let me break down what anyone with a 92 IQ could ascertain from the conversation. THERE IS A STROCK GRAME. STROCKS. CAN PLAY. MOST MONEY WINS. GET GOOD STROCKS. cant wait until your post about, like, "lol i was just playing i knew what it was about. btw made a million being a strock trader on my helicopter. im a NURSE!"

rawn i'm fucking drafting fucking drafts for my real "GO IN" rant towards you. you're a floridian piece of side walk. go fuck yourself so fucking hard. you 1/2 cool felony wanting piece of garbo shit human.

must spread -__-

[Certain]

http://i.imgur.com/mJfBH6v.png
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNXILliYbsw

[PancakeBrah]

Went to Chipotle two days ago.

"Due to a miscommunication with suppliers we are currently out of burrito tortillas."

Had to get a bowl like some mongrel.

[Certain]

I checked in on this for the first time in a while and regret not using actual money.

http://i.imgur.com/yU5fcSA.png

[Diode]

Blanco's diversification will murder you in the long run.

[Certain]

I bought low. I'll sell high.

[Diode]

I bought low. I'll sell high.

Market 101:

You can't time the market.

[Blanco Bishop]

Lettim try Diode

[PancakeBrah]

Market 101:

Certain straight christening these fools.

[Certain]

I'm not going to sell my Chipotle shares.

[Split Eight]

I checked in on this for the first time in a while and regret not using actual money.

http://i.imgur.com/yU5fcSA.png

that's fucked up

[Aero]

How did NYC return to over 100K? He was at $39,000 at one point losing horribly trying to short CHK.

I don't know if Blanco's diversified he could have 23 retail stocks.

Certain, Gluck with Chipotle. I'd sell at these levels. lol you're playing with fake money & still don't want to make trades. I need to make a trade today.

The rest of you it's just no good.

[Blanco Bishop]

How did NYC return to over 100K? He was at $39,000 at one point losing horribly trying to short CHK.

I don't know if Blanco's diversified he could have 23 retail stocks.

Certain, Gluck with Chipotle. I'd sell at these levels. lol you're playing with fake money & still don't want to make trades. I need to make a trade today.

The rest of you it's just no good.

Don't tell certain what to do fam.

[Certain]

Chipotle rolled out chorizo this week, so it probably would be a good time to sell, but I'm sticking with it. Excited for the future of my company.

[Blanco Bishop]

Chipotle rolled out chorizo this week, so it probably would be a good time to sell, but I'm sticking with it. Excited for the future of my company.

Hoping that chorizo gets somebody deathly ill

[Aero]

lol now is the time to buy oil stocks:

CHK
NOG


Also, check out MGT. Poised for another epic break out from $1.70 to $3.00 within a couple weeks.

I'm bout to hop in this. What is the end date of the stock game?

[Certain]

Hoping that chorizo gets somebody deathly ill

Look at this Latino acting like his first thought wasn't, "Yo, they got chorizo now for real?"

[Aero]

Look at this Latino acting like his first thought wasn't, "Yo, they got chorizo now for real?"

http://i.imgur.com/IW6BN.gif

[Blanco Bishop]

Look at this Latino acting like his first thought wasn't, "Yo, they got chorizo now for real?"

Real Mexicans don't eat at Chipotle homes

[El Muffin]

Lol