LMAO SO NC IS TO HAVE AN INVITE-ONLY TOPICAL TOURNEY... STATE YOUR INTEREST INSIDE!!!!!

[sral]

we've a list of names we want involved to help make this the biggest and best topical tourney to happen net-wide in YEARS!

THIS SHIT WILL BE 16 MAN INVITATION ONLY, THE CREME DE LA CREME STILL DOING THIS SHIT TO CROWN A TOP DOG!

video mags, write ups, threads, shit talking, guest features and dope as fuck verses.

lets get it popping yo!

list is in no order whatsoever:


Frank
PancakeBrah
dull boy
NYCSPITZ
quaker oats
dead man
Certain
@unbornbuddah @godcomplex
Pent uP
RichardCorey
@3pa Three-Planes-Aligned
Atheist
Split Eight
big baby
@eng Eŋg
Soulstice
zygote @zyg
Pinot Grij
Cimmerian
Bags

[sral]

@prelec Jan Knucklehead wasim @anyone - hook me up with a graphic for the tourney?

what i want is something like this:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhg67hvtH91qf14s6.jpg

with "Netcees.org S.T.I" wrote on there


lmao it will stand for "Storytelling Topical Invitational" but will capture the idea of homo-erotic manpoems about unicorns and rainbows

plenty of lulz to be had but im deadly serious about this

[sral]

I'm in for one of these

ONLY 15 SPOTS LEFT MAHFUCKAHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Split Eight]

I'm in.

[Witty]

Wtf @ tagging bags before me.

Get your shit together Lars.

[sral]

I'm in.

14 SPOTS LEFT YOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sral]

Wtf @ tagging bags before me.

Get your shit together Lars.

lol'd hard @ Mike Wrecka pulling topical rankings on Eng.

at this point he's just trying his best to be the topical Aero.

my 16 man topical invitational would go, in no order,

dead man
Vulgar
Split Eight
big baby
dull boy
Eng
Certain
Soulstice
Zygote
Pinot Grij
NYC
Pent uP
Lars
oats
Bags
Myself

Just imagine that lineup going 100% effort, current state or prime era state. Miss that competition.

lol'd at seyance




fyi.

the list is not set in stone, by any means, me and vulgar have sat this out and richard corey/zygote/atheist/3pa probably wont be around in all honesty

BUT how you not gonna respect the Bag-nanamous? hes killed shit in topical tourneys before to win one over veritas and in that finals vs Cashius

you bitches best put some respect on his name frfr

[sral]

ALSO I'M LOOKING AT MAYBE 4 ALTERNATES SO GET YOUR ASSES INTO GEAR IF YOU WANT A SPOT AND MAKE IT KNOWN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dead man]

Ok

[Ghost1]

flattered

in

[Cimmerian]

I'm in.

[Artifice]

i'm down to act as a reserve if need be.

[sral]

Ok

OHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


THE BIG DAWGS INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


13 SPACES LEFT MOTHERFUCKERSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sral]

flattered

in

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BAG DADDY IS BACK WITH THEM ANGRY CAPSLOCKED LINES FOR DIALOGUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THESE LAMES AINT KNOW BRUH

KEEP SPITTING THAT HEAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DOWN TO 12 SPOTS AVAILABLE!!!!!!!!!!

[veritas]

no invite? shame.

[sral]

I'm in.

WHAT?!!!!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A WILD CIMMERIAN APPEARS LIKE THE GHOST FROM TEXTMAS PAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SUMMON HIM AND HE WILL BE THERE

THIS DUDE GOT BEST FLOW OF THE DUDES WITH FLOW, BEYOND QUESTION

IF YOU AINT KNOW ABOUT CIMM, THERE'S A REASON YOU DIDNT MAKE THE DRAFT PICK OF 16 TBH

CIMM STRAIGHT FLAME EMOJIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


11 SPOTS REMAINING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sral]

i'm down to act as a reserve if need be.

NO WORRIES BRUH

YOU ON THE RESERVE LIST FOR REAL

Mr. J MMLP 2tripple0 Adonis Zen Witty Seyance PiE ZeeDee Johnathon mercy veritas Diode Just Write Eric Kelly YOU WANT ON THE RESERVES?

[Diode]

a lot of people i've beaten on this invite only list

hilarious.

[sral]

no invite? shame.

yo you know you welcome to take part in any text battle tournament ive run bruh

you a man of your word and always show on time

the pres respect that

pancake made the list and its safe to say the topical scene here seemed to agree on who made the cut tbh

it wasnt my call. (though, i did agree also, that lineup FIYAH YO!)

[sral]

a lot of people i've beaten on this invite only list

hilarious.

c'mon now D.. when youve done this as long a period of time as we have, we've all got a couple scalps were proud of

shit, i once beat Sephiroth over at UPN and ive never been good at text lmao

[Diode]

c'mon now D.. when youve done this as long a period of time as we have, we've all got a couple scalps were proud of

shit, i once beat Sephiroth over at UPN and ive never been good at text lmao

yeah, i count four of them at least and all in the last year or two. more if you want to go back a ways.

must have all been flukes.

glad you got bags in tho.

also lol @ having dull boy and bb da bb in at the same time.

[sral]

Sn00p Genocide Objective Ullr Maximus YDK
Quarter O
Vapeo
CopyPat
Otto Peighlaught
MystyEyez

wanna be on a reserve list?

[NYCSPITZ]

Yeah I'm in this

[Diode]

i can read your deleted messages, genius.

anyway there are a lot of guaranteed no shows on your primary list so i hope the reserve block ends up deep or this will be summer classic all over again

[sral]

Yeah I'm in this

OH SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE HIPHOPKINGS VETERAN NYC IS SIGNED IN!!!!!!!!!!!

THIS MOTHERFUCKER THE KING OF ASIAN HANZO SWORDS, DRAGONS AND THE YAKUZA!!!!!!!!!!!

SLEEP AT YOUR PERIL AND HE'LL DOUBLEDRAGON YOUR WHITE BOY ASS WITH A CRANE KICK TO THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ONLY 10 SPOTS REMAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hearder Hearder]

I wanna join

[sral]

PancakeBrah IS INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MISCS ANSWER TO MR PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!

HE'S THE ASPERGERS KING, WHOS BLACKSIDE ISDARKER THAN THE SIDE OF THE MOON PINK FLOYD COULDNT STAND TO LOOK AT!!!!!!!!!

SPOTS RUNNING OUT MADD QUICK NOW GUYS, GET IN BEFORE YOU MISS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. J]

https://media.giphy.com/media/QJvwBSGaoc4eI/giphy.gif








I shall partake if needed

[Inno]

Can a nigga who suggested this get in?

In lol

[RichardCorey]

Fuck it, I'm down.

[Just Write]

Insulted I wasn't tagged in the op.... le sigh

but yeah I'm in

[sral]

Fuck it, I'm down.

OH SHIT, LOOK WHO THE PRES BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE IN THIS BITCH!!!!

THE #1 DUDE EVERRRRRRR TO DO THIS SHIT

OR PRETTY CLOSE, AT LEAST!!!!

WOMP WOMP WOMP

WE GOT OUTSELVES A TOURNEY FELLAS!!!!!!!

[sral]

Frank CONFIRMED ALSO!!!

THE AOWL SEASON 6 CHAMPION AND RNR LEGEND IN THE BUILDING!!!!

WE OUR HERE BABY, CHEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[Just Write]

I tagged you in the AOWL thread TBH bruh

the list was Pancakebrahs idea of 16

would be good to have you involved if some choose to sit it out fr

cool, let me know, my email is gfxedits85@gmail.com
also if you need those graphics done again come to the best ;)

[sral]

I wanna join

I can put you on the reserve list if wanted but can't guarantee anything given the high level of competition involved yo

[sral]

cool, let me know, my email is gfxedits85@gmail.com
also if you need those graphics done again come to the best ;)

we just want something quick and goofy for the tournament yo

nothing exceptional and nothing serious

the funnier the better

I'd even go as far as saying I'll just put the pic in roflbot and writing it on if needed haha

[sral]

LINE UP SO FAR BRUHS!

MINIMAL SPACES LEFT AVAILABLE FOR THE INVITED WRITERS SO GET IN QUICK, WE'LL BE LOOKING TO GET A PRE-MAG UP ALONG WITH BATTLER BIOS THE START OF NEXT WEEK IF SIGNUPS ARE FILLED THIS WEEKEND!!!!


Bags
Cimmerian
RichardCorey
NYCSPITZ
Frank
Soulstice
PancakeBrah
Split Eight
dead man big baby
@unbornbuddah
12
13
14
15
16

RESERVES:

Mr. J
Innovator
Just Write
Witty
Artifice
Veritas
Hearder Hearder
Angh
breathless
Adonis

[Hearder Hearder]

I can put you on the reserve list if wanted but can't guarantee anything given the high level of competition involved yo

That's fine

I'll be dressing to impress don't worry bro

[Witty]

Fuck reserves put me in the tournament.

Watch me.

[Witty]

I'm just playing btw.

If there's a free space throw me in.

[sral]

you're on the reserves list Witty
big baby I see you lurking the thread

make your sign up official

[Inno]

Anybody tag @oats yet.

Soulstice

Haven seen Vulgar in here either

[big baby]

you're on the reserves list Witty
big baby I see you lurking the thread

make your sign up official

u jerk 2 beebz

[Ghost1]

Diode salty like a mug tho lol

[Mr. J]

Someone better get a Write Night popping then don't want this to fizzle like the AOWL championship.






I nominate Inno & Geno to run it.

[Aero]

@prelec Jan Knucklehead wasim @anyone - hook me up with a graphic for the tourney?

what i want is something like this:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhg67hvtH91qf14s6.jpg

with "Netcees.org S.T.I" wrote on there


lmao it will stand for "Storytelling Topical Invitational" but will capture the idea of homo-erotic manpoems about unicorns and rainbows

plenty of lulz to be had but im deadly serious about this


Lars what percentage of gay are you? That's gay asf

[Mr. J]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img6/20130112/1000/mesmerizing_gifs_with_endless_motion_11.gif


well that was unexpected...

[Inno]

Someone better get a Write Night popping then don't want this to fizzle like the AOWL championship.






I nominate Inno & Geno to run it.


You ready for a typo every other word for 3 rounds?

[timeless]

In?

[UnbornBuddha]

I'm in if allowed.

[Hearder Hearder]

Mr j

[PancakeBrah]

Diode we can do a spotlight for that time you no showed me on my way to my AOWL championship.

In btw

[Argh]

It's B.E.

What's the timing for this?

[PancakeBrah]

I will be signing out if B.E.'s title 9 ass gets in.

[Argh]

Request for round one match up against Pancake, please.

If someone ends up giving me a charity spot, that is.

[PancakeBrah]

That would be difficult to do since I literally said I'm out if you're in this.

[Argh]

Cool. Have fun, guys. I'll be following along.

[PancakeBrah]

:)

[sral]

u jerk 2 beebz

DA BB DA BB IS IN FUCKA IDIYOTE!!!!!



6 SPACES LEFT WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[sral]

Anybody tag @oats yet.

Soulstice

Haven seen Vulgar in here either

I been tagged oats. I guess he's ducking, TBH.

Soulstice is in

Vulgar has said he doesn't have time recently to write

[sral]

I'm in if allowed.

HOLY SHIT!!!

THE GOD OF COMPLEXITY, THE MARTYRS TOURNEY SEMI-FINALIST AND ALL AROUND ILL MOTHERFUCKER FROM THE AOWL UNBORNBUDDAH JUST SIGNED IN!!!!!!


ONLY 5 SPACES LEFT GUYS!!!!!! GET IN HERE NOW!!!!

[sral]

In?

you're on the reserve list also, spots are VERY limited now though with the increased sign ins bruh

[Adonis]

NO WORRIES BRUH

YOU ON THE RESERVE LIST FOR REAL

Mr. J MMLP 2tripple0 Adonis Zen Witty Seyance PiE ZeeDee Johnathon mercy veritas Diode Just Write Eric Kelly YOU WANT ON THE RESERVES?

check

[sral]

https://s12.postimg.org/pl0jlggx9/sti.jpg


OKAY GUYS, SO I MADE US A BANNER FOR THE TOURNEY!

[sral]

check

ive got you on the reserves too donny

[sral]

quaker oats
Certain
Pent uP
@3pa Three-Planes-Aligned
Atheist
@eng Eŋg
zygote @zyg
Pinot Grij


ONLY 5 SPOTS LEFT MY BROTHERS IF YOU WANT IN, BEST STEP THE FUCK UP ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adonis]

ive got you on the reserves too donny



I D/L an app on my firestick called "popcorn flix" that you might like. At first glance it seemed like mostly horror flicks, not my style shit so I didn't really explore.

[Witty]

That banner just demolished me.

[Pinot Grij]

sraL you know it.

[sral]

sraL you know it.

OH SHIT!!!!

THE LEGENDARY PINOT THROWS HIS HAT IN THE RING!!!!!!

THAT LEAVES 4 SPOTS LEFT BABY!!!

SOON AS THESE SPOTS ARE FILLED WE'LL GET IT STARTED!!!!

[sral]

Atheist Certain Pent uP ZeeDee quaker oats Three-Planes-Aligned @eng zygote Vulgar ONLY 4 SPACES LEFT!

[sral]

SIGN UPS CLOSE SUNDAY 12PM UK TIME!

[Witty]

If everybody shows, this will be the best tournament Netcees has ever had.

Everybody will not show tho.

[sral]

We have a solid list of reserves with more than enough guys ready to step in should anyone/a few noshow.

Don't worry about that!

They call me The Pres for a reason. This is my forte.

[Witty]

Throw me in first on those reserves my man.

I'll catch bodies, you know that.

[Ghost1]

Lol wtf time is that in America?

[Witty]

Lol wtf time is that in America?

8am if you're east coast...I think.

[sral]

It's almost 30 hours away. If the final four slots aren't filled by those invited, we'll select some from the reserve list to partake. No biggie.

There's more than enough time for the people that want in to stake their claim!

[Frank]

Back from a ban

Formally accepting this invite

[sral]

FOUR SLOTS LEFT BROS, LEMME KNOW IF YOURE INTERESTED!!!!

[Hearder Hearder]

Gone lmao

[sral]

Throw me in first on those reserves my man.

I'll catch bodies, you know that.

you gonna show though?

[sral]

Back from a ban

Formally accepting this invite

YOURE IN FRANK. CANT HAVE THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT THE CURRENT AOWL SEASON CHAMP INVOLVED!!

[Inno]

https://s12.postimg.org/pl0jlggx9/sti.jpg


OKAY GUYS, SO I MADE US A BANNER FOR THE TOURNEY!

This is great

[Frank]

YOURE IN FRANK. CANT HAVE THIS HAPPEN WITHOUT THE CURRENT AOWL SEASON CHAMP INVOLVED!!

Update my shit

[Adonis]

sraL

Saw this gem while helping my bro move into his new house.


http://m.imgur.com/gallery/MyBNpJJ


On phone,not sure how to post straight image, sorry I'm not tech savvy

[Vapeo]

yeah im fine with that

[Vapeo]

Put me in coach lmao

[big baby]

Put me in coach lmao

lmao


lmao



lmoa


.. fucka out BEEB office

[Witty]

you gonna show though?

Yes.

[Diode]

Diode we can do a spotlight for that time you no showed me on my way to my AOWL championship.

In btw

hey.

hey man.

go fuck yourself.

[sral]

LMAO OKAY GUYS SO YOU HAVE UNTIL AROUND 8PM EST TO MAKE YOUR INTEREST KNOWN

WEVE ONLY 4 SPACES AVAILABLE AND A STACKED RESERVE LIST ALREADY BUT FEEL FREE TO DROP A MESSAGE IF INTERESTED

WERE LOOKING TO GET THIS STARTED ASAP!

[Atheist]

Ye sure, ive got some spare time . sraL

[sral]

ATHEIST IS IN!!!!

THE RNR AND RSTL LEGEND!!!!

3 SLOTS AVAILABLE PEOPLE!!!

[Hearder Hearder]

He's obv gonna no show

[Objective]

Is it still possible to join or I'm I too late for this? @rsaL

If not you better sign me the fuck up, I'm hyped to join and write some shit which probably won't hold up but get props for some concepts or something.

[Atheist]

He's obv gonna no show

Ill show

[Atheist]

and I consider it an honour to be invited, cant be many people left who remember the RnR days / RSTL days .

[Pent uP]

Got room?

[sral]

Of course PENT!

OH MY GOD!!!!

Ive lost count of how many spots there are left in my giddy excitement!!!

[sral]

Back from a ban

Formally accepting this invite

and I consider it an honour to be invited, cant be many people left who remember the RnR days / RSTL days .

You only have to see the names Richard Corey, Pent uP and Cimmerian to know the level of competition we have assembled here

I've chose those names to mention as they're the ones you'll be familiar with

Frank is I.E from RNR also

This shit about to be DOPE AS FUCK!

[sral]

Is it still possible to join or I'm I too late for this? @rsaL

If not you better sign me the fuck up, I'm hyped to join and write some shit which probably won't hold up but get props for some concepts or something.

I can add you to the reserve list but can't promise anything!

I appreciate the reply regardless

Stick around incase!

[sral]

ONLY TWO SPACES AND AROUND THREE HOURS LEFT FOR OUR INITIAL SIXTEEN NAMED TO CLAIM THEIR SPOTS...

AFTER THAT WE'LL BE SELECTING FROM THE ENTRANTS ON THE RESERVE LIST!

[sral]

Eŋg you want in?

[Plot]

I humbly accept my subliminal invite.

[sral]

YOU GUYS HAVE ROUGHLY AN HOUR TO SIGN IN!!!

AFTER THAT, WE SELECT FROM THE RESERVE LIST AND THE TOURNEY BEGINS!!!!!


BATTLER BIOS AND A PRE-MAG ARE BEING WORKED ON RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[Plot]

Don't you dare not put me in this Baron, I'll cause you dramas past caring...
I'm the Tori Spelling of this, story-telling, just ask Aaron.

[Eŋg]

throw me in, i'll try find the time.

Mike Wrecka

[Diode]

+1

[Vulgar]

In.

[NYCSPITZ]

HOLYYYY FUCKKKLL

RANKINGS AND BIO'S UP TOMORROW COURTESY OF THE fuckING GAWD nyc!!!!!!!!!#

[YDK]

Sn00p Genocide Objective Ullr Maximus YDK
Quarter O
Vapeo
CopyPat
Otto Peighlaught
MystyEyez

wanna be on a reserve list?

Probably late as shit but I'm down man thanks for the thought

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[sral]

HOLYYYY FUCKKKLL

RANKINGS AND BIO'S UP TOMORROW COURTESY OF THE fuckING GAWD nyc!!!!!!!!!#

Much respect my g

Let's do the damn thing!

[sral]

Eng and Vulgar are in to complete the sixteen

I'll be keeping the rest of you guys on the reserve list though as you never know!

Forum will hopefully be up today

Bios and stats by NYC and myself

We'll start compiling a pre-mag and I'll record a video mag to go with it

[Chemist]

get me in this.

[Certain]

Is the roster set?

[sral]

Yeah the initial 16 is set. Certain

I can put you on the reserve list though and can assure you you'll be ranked very highly on that list seeing as you were invited to take part - so if anyone no shows you may get the opportunity to step up!

[sral]

The level of competition in this tourney is very, very high so I'm sorry if some of you that wanted to take part don't make it

It's nothing personal, the invites were put out there and snapped up as you've all seen. This has been a phenomenal response I don't think many, if anyone, anticipated!

Thank you all!

[Ghost1]

should be dope

hopefully admins don't drag their feet in putting the forum up and suck the moment out of this shit....per protocol

Knucklehead
Diode
Sharp
Allen Knight
Orc

[Allen Knight]

The level of competition in this tourney is very, very high so I'm sorry if some of you that wanted to take part don't make it

It's nothing personal, the invites were put out there and snapped up as you've all seen. This has been a phenomenal response I don't think many, if anyone, anticipated!

Thank you all!


Forum is up.

[Chemist]

damn I swear I posted to get in, sraLs

if there is any extra spot, give me the chance

[sral]

damn I swear I posted to get in, sraLs

if there is any extra spot, give me the chance

Ive got you on that reserve list bro

Thank you!

[Certain]

The level of competition in this tourney is very, very high so I'm sorry if some of you that wanted to take part don't make it

It's nothing personal, the invites were put out there and snapped up as you've all seen. This has been a phenomenal response I don't think many, if anyone, anticipated!

Thank you all!

Let me know. I just got back from vacation.

[Frank]

http://media4.giphy.com/media/Er3QVX48nt5ok/giphy.gif?cid=ecf05e47p8qlo4taeikjr1yzg8fdiaxux8rl sgk6k2y85owh&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

[Dope girl]

in

[Eŋg]

this was fun.