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Allen Knight
08-28-2016, 11:15 PM
Welcome to week 1 of Netcees 1-2 Punchline League.




Whatsgood u pussy ass muthafucka's, it's Yah boy AK here to start a new season of the 1-2.
This season will have some dope idea's & options for concept battles but that will be later in the season, for right now bar out fam.
We got some new talent some vets & a old ass person (faggot des).
This season u N/S ur out for a week no matter what & u N/S more then 2x ur out the season.
None that swayin faggot shit is happening either, i'll boot u & kick it movin.
Ight, lets get into this openin week u smelly douchbags.



Throwback battles


BROKE LESNAR Vs Swerve



BROKE LESNAR
said ur birthday was a smash success to deceive ur peers
cuz my verse for Tic Tac in SC VI had more sex than u seen in years


said ur birthday was a smash success to deceive ur peers
cuz my verse for Tic Tac in SC VI had more sex than u seen in years



Swerve
remind me never to battle u

jeez
MY NIGGA BROKE

Thank u based god.

BEARS

Only faggots try in text these days, say you don’t to enhance lies,
So it’s no surprise the only people to go for Broke…are 40 year old men and fat guys.


Winner=Swerve



Cashius Vs Rayge


Cashius

Lol, ive never done that mane.. Puke!
Lol im 22 bags, i just smash that shit but ive never licked!
Damn, what it taste like???..lol

Lol...really?!

You obviously don't get bitches off. Sex?...Believe me, this fucker is average
So we know...any bitch that Road Rage is ONLY screaming because of the traffic



Rayge

Cash is gassed and madly overated, he'll die cos im ending my foes
so u aint Above The Rest & i'll give u a LOS.. plus u're too wack to join any of those


Winner= Cashius





Destroyer Vs Knux


Destroyer

if we talking dimes in the club, knux, u better fall out & fucking pass
cuz 'you have zero chance to hit,' like u got a mine loaded up in V.A.T.S.



Knux

40 and married w/ pets.. i'm sure wifey's problem downstairs is upsetting
Honestly shes like a 3, dogs.. & sadly thats as close to kids as you're getting




Sexy Chicks

http://thedudes.club/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/lucy-pinder-sexy.jpg
http://www.barnorama.com/wp-content/images/2012/03/devin-brugman2/01-devin-brugman2.jpg
http://thedudes.club/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/jess-green-sexy-instagram-pictures.jpg
http://66.media.tumblr.com/0aeba328c2e35afa00e8f7296b16c5a3/tumblr_nnf72724Us1rkxra2o1_500.jpg
http://i0.wp.com/geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/alice-matos-instagram-01.jpg?resize=630%2C630
http://67.media.tumblr.com/ce2fb264538ceec6a6df7904d96c1edc/tumblr_o29320e5rr1um715oo1_1280.jpg
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http://i4.irishmirror.ie/incoming/article6559322.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/Dolly-Castro-on-Instagram.jpg
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https://s-media-***he-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/19/5d/13/195d13c58aa7fe9649be0f7dba86ad21.jpg
http://thuglifer.com/wp-content/uploads/55ebf95c3976c-the-internet-is-going-crazy-for-the-world-s-sexiest-nurse.jpeg
http://oi59.tinypic.com/2rm60b5.jpg

Allen Knight
08-28-2016, 11:16 PM
Week One Match Ups.



Hearder Hearder Vs Bags

Kickin it off this season we have faggot zelph vs faggot bags in the battle of the queers. This could be a good one or not. Zelph is a try hard tbh he trys so hard at trolling but sucks at it maybe he can be a better battler idk prolly not, but if he doesn't drop a real bars he's gettin banned......from the site. Bags was just killin the NBL last season which is dope he hasn't been battled before that in a while, it shows the greasy scum bag still got it. I think zelph will try but the HOFfer will win pretty easy.
Winner=Bags 80/20




Chyeahhh!!! Vs Innovator

We got a topical head vs the man that lives in a bunker under a wendys. This can be a close one but honestly never seen Innovator battle tbh.
I seen some topical heads drop nice bars tho, hopefully he does & suprised us. I think Chyeahhh!! has the advantage here he battled alot & can drop some good stuff on a good day, last time i seen him in the 1-2 he was doing pretty good, gettin some big wins if he focus's on wording his shit harsher he can be a real threat. I think chyeah wins but inn can surprise.
Winner=Chyeahhh=65/35



Schadenfreude Vs Aero


This could be BOTW if both drop fire, I see schaden been droppin some pretty dope bars lately gettin more creative, cuz some were a lil bland at first to me but now hes workin all that out But nigga change ur name shit is the gayest shit ever but besides that he good. Aero is inconsistent as fuck 7 sometimes drops some real corny shit tbh, but when he doesnt he got some dope bars, wont lie. If they both drop some fire lines this can be a dope battle. I think Schade wins here hes been on his shit right now but aero can take it.
Winner=Schaden 55/45



Infiltration V Blanco Bishop

Inf was in the season finale last yr w/ resin mic, shit was a dope battle. I think he has the skill to make it that far again he's pretty creative & words his shit harsh. I think he might be the first champ this season, but who knos anything can happen. Blanco has some bars he can be inconsistent to tho one week drop a nice line then next off but he could have worked that out well see. I think Inf wins this one imo tho. Make it a good one fellas.
Winner=Infiltration 65/35


Kin Vs Cryogen

Honestly don't remember seeing kin in the 1-2 or a battle he's been in besides doing audio. He could have been but i wasn't runnin it so i can't say where his lvl's at, hopefully he suprises me. Cryogen is a ol school cat that last time i seen him battle here it was like a year or 2 but it was decent showings tbh hes prolly rusty as fuck, but this might help him get back in forum & seeing what bars ppl like. I think he'll take it off the strength of me seeing some verses he done already but g/l to both.
Winner= Cryogen 55/45


Destroyer Vs Awww Shit

Old man river is back for 12345958x for the 1-2 lool, but can't deny des done his thing in seasons past champed alot of times since it's the only thing he can but i can see him doin it again this season if he drops bars like he has in the SC, hes ina pretty good stride right now droppin his best stuff imo. Awww shit i neva heard of so idk if he's good or not tbh, drop fire & impress ppl if u want to make a name for urself. I got destroyer taking this one.
Winner=Destroyer 80/20


Diablo Vs Cred


Cred has been barring the fuck out lately & thats watsup our resident gun bar smith, he can hang w/ the best & beat'em. he doesn't get as much recognition as he deserves, hopefully he gets his & kills this season try to champ first & even champ the season, get it fam. Diablo is lars & last time i seen his 1-2 shit it was pretty good tbh some nice concepts that hit harsh, can't deny the writting skills
lars has hes pretty nice w/ it in both battles & topicals. Maybe he can add the 1-2 to his list of accomps on this site that would maybe help his puch to hof status. I think this one will be good & can be BOTW contender. I got cred takin this by a little bit but lars can win this he got the skills.
Winner=Cred 55/45



Pinto Grij Vs Bash


Another good battle here. Pinto is a real dope writer & has proved it he champed an consistently battled topical then went to reg battles an champed the nbl i think going 8-2 or somthing good, he also champed a Fight Night w/ some good compo his writing is real versatile, maybe he can champ this also an add to his name an build towards maybe gettin HOF one day. Bash stole my whole sports bar w/p style hes not near as good as me w/ it but who can blame him for tryin Lol, nah but dude isnt bad at all hes got bars sometimes wordin holds his shit back from hitting but hes gettin more polished he can drop dope line so well see if he can work his wording issue out enough to champ. I have pinot winning here in a good battle.
Winner=Pinto 60/40



2tripple0 Vs Cyrax


Tripple has been in previous seasons but idk some his lines are to bland or make no sense like he spittin an inside joke he only knows. Needs to work on concepts an droppin them w/ a creative twist tbh. Cyrax neva heard of him. Hopefully he can surprise & drop some dope shit or not who knows. Ima say trip wins i kno he'll show cuz i seen him battle but thats not sayin alot unless he stepped up his game
Winner=2tripple0 70/30




Knucklehead Vs Witty


Witty is another topical dude that can drop some dope battle bars. Hes beaten alot of battlers he's got concepts that are pretty fresh last time i read bars from him. It would be dope to see him champ this shit. If he shows, he stays N/S smh bitch show up lol. Knucklehead is good when he shows also Lol he can drop some creative shit & has some gun bars. He def can champ if he shows also smh, both these guys N/s like a mug but when they drop bars its dope. This a close one but i got Knuckle taking this. But u bitches better show.
Winner=Knucklehead 60/40

Allen Knight
08-28-2016, 11:17 PM
Power Ranking's

1. Infiltration

2. Destroyer

3. Bags

4. Pinto Grij

5. Cred

Honorable Mention; Schadenfreude


Dope Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vILaIW-QJLw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we3qQ88q04k&list=RDd8MM5W6tFA4&index=5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da4aLGnfQMA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg9J-GwCfzg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWt2dHqIjlU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPwxCk4TZhg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCVk7m8joYk
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIuZpO3rHnI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHfHBXa_uNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AacK83PXmbA



WTF'S


WTF AT DONALD TRUMP PUSSY ASS COMMENT ABOUT D'WADES CUZ.
WTF AT THE NEWS NOT PRAISING DON CHEADLE FOR CALLIN TRUMP A P.O.S.
WTF AT ME RUNNIN THIS SHIT FOR U CLOWNS.
WTF AT THE SCUMMERCLASSIC STILL BEING UP SHIT GOT RAN INTO THE GROUND
WTF AT ANYONE CARING WAT FAGGOT ASS BENCH WARMIN NO ARM HAVIN KAPERNICK DOES OR SAYS
WTF AT ME NOT FINDING A EXCLUSIVE FABOLOUS SUMMERTIME SHOOTOUT 2 CD YET
WTF AT THE WARRIORS ROSTER FOR NEXT SEASON
WTF AT ALL THE SUICIDE SQUAD MOVIE SHADE






Outro

There u have it ya scum bag piss drinkin fuck boi's. Week 1 mag, shit can become bigger & better if i can get help from ppl wanting to do a part or even make up ur own just let me kno. Make this week dope yah'll show & vote shits only one bar, i did my part do yah'll, Until next time it's yah boy A.Knightmare out.

Hearder Hearder
08-28-2016, 11:26 PM
Lol dope mag youre improving

Witty
08-28-2016, 11:52 PM
Dope man, props.

Ghost1
08-29-2016, 12:00 AM
Lol I would've just jerked off to this mag had I known

Ah well I'll pull one out to this in the morning

Thanks AK u fucking dickheax

2tripple0
08-29-2016, 07:20 AM
Dopeness bro thanks for the read.

Cred
08-29-2016, 07:20 AM
Ak the mag gawd


Reps my dude.

Aero
08-29-2016, 10:13 AM
Dope mag, and I've got to say this probably has the best selection of women pics I've seen.

Destroyer
08-29-2016, 10:44 AM
I've champed this league 4X and just beat inf in the NBL
I should be ranked #1, faggot
Otherwise, dope mag

Chemist
08-29-2016, 11:01 AM
DOPEEEEEEEEEEE MAG.

now get me in this beeyotch

Awww Shit
08-29-2016, 11:16 AM
Good job on dropping the mag. Takes time and effort

Ghost1
08-29-2016, 11:37 AM
I've champed this league 4X and just beat inf in the NBL
I should be ranked #1, faggot
Otherwise, dope mag

I mean realistically ill smash either one of u on an off day

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/But-Thats-None-Of-My-Business.jpg

Chamber
08-29-2016, 12:29 PM
I've champed this league 4X and just beat inf in the NBL
I should be ranked #1, faggot
Otherwise, dope mag

He was in last season finals.

Chamber
08-29-2016, 12:29 PM
Thanks erryone.

Amen
08-29-2016, 01:01 PM
that indian chick is bad. Damn.

Schadenfreude
08-29-2016, 02:10 PM
That pretty nurse tho...

Blanco Bishop
08-29-2016, 02:40 PM
Mami in the white two piece...

Destroyer
08-29-2016, 02:51 PM
I mean realistically ill smash either one of u on an off day

https://imgflip.com/s/meme/But-Thats-None-Of-My-Business.jpg

You'd smash me on what you think is like a 7 but really it would be a 5

Ghost1
08-29-2016, 03:24 PM
https://media1.giphy.com/media/2gekRw5WtBzfG/200.gif

Amen
08-29-2016, 05:18 PM
bags with the bowflex t shirt

infomercial came through for you

buy the bowflex and get this extra shedium t shirt if you order now

Witty
08-30-2016, 08:42 PM
that indian chick is bad. Damn.

Mannn there's something about chicks dressed as Native Americans...i don't even know what it is...but fuck.

I thought about her at work today lol on my life.

Awww Shit
08-31-2016, 10:02 AM
Mannn there's something about chicks dressed as Native Americans...i don't even know what it is...but fuck.

I thought about her at work today lol on my life.

Imagine how the pioneers felt before they slaughtered all those Indians

sral
08-31-2016, 10:48 AM
this shit dope

props allen

Allen Knight
08-31-2016, 03:57 PM
Thanks fam.


Reminder shit is due 2morrow yah assholes.