THE OFFICIAL S.T.I DISCUSSION THREAD!

[sral]

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Welcome, everyone!

Congratulations to those who find themselves involved and heart felt commiserations to those who don't.

This tournament promises to pair up the best of the best from around the web in a tournament designed to establish just who is the unprecedented king of the upper tier.

Feel free to keep all general tournament discussion, questions, suggestions and shit talking to this thread.

Our line-up is set. Your pre-mag is in the works. The Pres decision is final on all matters.

Battle threads will go up tomorrow and I'll be recording a pre-hype video magazine for you dudes to salivate over.

Meanwhile, seedings were drawn completely at random using the website challonge.com to keep this as completely fair as possible.

THE IMAGES ARE CLICKABLE IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM FULL-SIZE!

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There you have it. No one said it was going to be easy. There are no easy matchups this round for anyone to navigate. Those who make round two will have earned their spot.

Gentlemen, we did it. The doubters who said it couldn't be done have already been proven wrong. This is it. You've an arena to show us your skill sets and a captive audience baying for blood. Who will be the blood thirsty victor?

As we prepare to let battle COMMENCE!

Bags RichardCorey Vulgar Soulstice Frank NYCSPITZ PancakeBrah big baby Eŋg Pent uP Cimmerian Split Eight UnbornBuddha Pinot Grij dead man Atheist

[Ghost1]

15th seed!?! yikes/ lol at Pent uP being ranked dead last tho aha suck it u fat balding beer brewing fagot



Cimmerian im bout to change u forever/

[Cimmerian]

Not sure about the banner, man.

When are the topics going to be posted? Just need to plan to write a verse on the early side because I'm out of town Friday through Monday.

Cimm.

[Cimmerian]

Cimmerian im bout to change u forever/

Promise?

[Vulgar]

Baying for blood, are they? Blood will be had.

[Ghost1]

nigga u don't want these stories/

[sral]

Not sure about the banner, man.

When are the topics going to be posted? Just need to plan to write a verse on the early side because I'm out of town Friday through Monday.

Cimm.

lmao the banner was a joke because most the text side here believe what we do is gay as fuck

it's just something light hearted

I'll try to get topics and rules up for you all tonight and edited into your threads!

[UnbornBuddha]

Amazing match ups.

[Hearder Hearder]

Where do I find my battle? sraL

[Diode]

oh good, the seeding is fucked as per tradition.

[YDK]

If anybody can't make it I'm down to sub

[sral]

THREADS ARE UP, TOPICS ARE UP!

THE IMAGES ARE CLICKABLE IF YOU GUYS WANT THEM MADE BIGGER IN SIZE!!!

HERE ARE ALL OF THEM:
Soulstice vs Pent uP:

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Pinot Grij vs @Eng:
https://s17.postimg.org/pn8951vaj/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/pn8951vaj/)
PancakeBrah vs RichardCorey:
https://s17.postimg.org/t844o9zu3/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/t844o9zu3/)

UnbornBuddha vs Vulgar:
https://s17.postimg.org/yksz2enqj/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/yksz2enqj/)
Bags vs Cimmerian:
https://s17.postimg.org/av3jdppd7/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/av3jdppd7/)
dead man vs NYCSPITZ:
https://s17.postimg.org/qhusr3357/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/qhusr3357/)
Frank vs big baby:
https://s17.postimg.org/vhs8z18rv/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/vhs8z18rv/)
Atheist vs Split Eight:
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[sral]

Amazing match ups.

INDEED!

I WAS STOKED WHEN I SAW YOU VS VULG COME UP FIRST ROUND, SUCH A GREAT MATCH STYLISTICALLY AND IT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!

[sral]

If anybody can't make it I'm down to sub

MUCH RESPECT BRUH!

[Inno]

Good showing

[NYCSPITZ]

yo that atheist split eight picture is stranger than a motherfucker!!!!

[sral]

lmao there's something weird about it I just love

can't pin point it

if both of guys agree they wanna change it, I'll get them something else


no problem

[sral]

Baying for blood, are they? Blood will be had.

THIS IS WHY LARS <3 VULG

[Pharaohs Army]

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[sral]

You want to critique some of their verses?

I'm not sure if you're aware, but there's a "Hall of Names" section on this website:

http://www.netcees.org/forumdisplay.php?f=40

You can find all our competitors there.

Split Eight: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=3293
Richard Corey: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=30268
PancakeBrah: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=2202
NYCSpitz: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=8695
dead man: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=99252
Pent uP: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=8369
Cimmerian: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=122661&highlight=cimmerian
Eng: http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=124210

[Pharaohs Army]

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[sral]

NO PROBS!

JUST RECORDED THE PRE-MAG VIDEO FOR YOU GUYS, I'LL TRY UPLOADING IT TONIGHT!

[Split Eight]

THREADS ARE UP, TOPICS ARE UP!

THE IMAGES ARE CLICKABLE IF YOU GUYS WANT THEM MADE BIGGER IN SIZE!!!

HERE ARE ALL OF THEM:
Soulstice vs Pent uP:

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Pinot Grij vs @Eng:
https://s17.postimg.org/pn8951vaj/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/pn8951vaj/)
PancakeBrah vs RichardCorey:
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UnbornBuddha vs Vulgar:
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Bags vs Cimmerian:
https://s17.postimg.org/av3jdppd7/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/av3jdppd7/)
dead man vs NYCSPITZ:
https://s17.postimg.org/qhusr3357/image.jpg (https://postimg.org/image/qhusr3357/)
Frank vs big baby:
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Atheist vs Split Eight:
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Winners 1st round:
Pinot
Pent
Cake
Vulgar
Bags
Dead Man
Frank

[sral]

EVERYONE HAS CHECKED IN!!!

THAT BODES WELL FOR ROUND ONE

YOU GUYS WONT BE DISAPPOINTED WITH THIS MAG IM DOING I PROMISE

THANK YOU ALL FOR TAKING PART

IM GOOD TO MY WORD AS EVER

THIS SHIT ABOUT TO GET CRAY!!!!

[Certain]

The seeding being random actually makes sense with a field like this. Almost every person in this tournament could win it all. Anyway, predictions:

Pinot Grij vs Eŋg
This is such a massive clash of styles. Pinot Grij has the storytelling thing down pat — one of the best ever at it — but everyone loves Eŋg’s style, and the topics might lend themselves more to his bent. I’m going with Pinot Grij.

Split Eight vs Atheist
Atheist probably will no show. If he does show, he’ll probably be rusty as fuck. But if he’s not, he’s one of my favorites ever. His ability to set a scene was the best on the Internet circa 2005, and he and Split Eight should make for a very aural matchup. I’ll play it safe and pick Split Eight.

Frank vs big baby
This is awesome. I have no idea what either of them is going to write about. I’ll pick big baby because I think he’s going to try in Round 1.

Soulstice vs Pent uP
I feel like I’ve seen this battle eight times over the past decade. I’ll go with Pent uP because Soulstice got him last time.

Cimmerian vs Bags
This will be the shortest and possibly the most entertaining battle of the round. I’m leaning toward Cimmerian’s professionalism, but we’ll see if Bags can win it with creativity.

PancakeBrah vs Richard Corey
Richard Corey is literally the best to ever do this shit. PancakeBrah arguably was the best active writer in 2014 or so. The question is how much Richard Corey has been writing and how much he’ll put into this tournament, assuming he shows. As with Split Eight vs. Atheist, I’ll play it safe here. PancakeBrah seems moderately hungry (though I expect him to stop caring by no later than the third round).

dead man vs NYCSPITZ
We’ve seen this one so many fucking times. I pick dead man.

UnbornBuddha vs Vulgar
This will be the weirdest and probably longest battle of the round. Vulgar wins 1-0. zygote shows up to cast the only vote.

[Soulstice]

Thank u certain^

Whatever happened to a good old predictions thread?

Pinot Grij vs Eŋg
- Pinot has a finer grasp on delivering a palpable concept to the audience. Eng is abstract which, to me, means his verses peak and valley, from metaphorical magnum opus to non-resonant. Pinot might have one of the finer flows of the 16, though Eng is sound too. I pick pinot.

Split Eight vs Atheist
- The most unfamiliar & polarizing match up yet. I've read atheist in the mid-aughts days of RM and am well aware of the storytelling talent. Split is one of the forefront talents when it comes to the 'netcees' heads and has the touch when it comes to flow intertwined with emotional imagery, creating a sense of ethereal haunting. A clash, both stylistically and historically. I don't know what gutter atheist crawled out of (sorry but if you were in a league recently I would've known), so I go with split with a potentially legacy-making W. too dramatic?

Frank vs big baby
- opposite of what I said above. AFAIK, ive never encountered these talents on any other board. they are star crossed. Big baby has dropped one of my favorite verses in the past half decade (that seasonal verse in the 1st winter topical), but Frank is insanely consistent, both in-verse with the rhyme scheme and consistently showing with fresh concepts. If bb is ready to go, and i think he is, I pick Big baby.

Soulstice vs Pent uP
- anotha one

Cimmerian vs Bags
- I read a cimmerian verse about/called ghost hunters. shit was fire. I am unfamiliar with bags abilities and am surprised he got the call over Witty tbh. Maybe he proves me wrong but my ignorance is pointing to cimm.

PancakeBrah vs Richard Corey
- Well RC is up there on topical rushmore, pancake is up there on the netcees rushmore. I don't think RC gets rusty, as evidenced by his brief appearences in the RHYME when I was there. I have to go with him, although, like many of these matchups, its a tragedy they face each other first round.

dead man vs NYCSPITZ
- dead man, another on the rushmore. flow is impeccable. similar to split in that haunting atmosphere he creates with his verses. NYC is a master of direct imagery and physical storytelling. 2 contrasting styles that will be a treat to read. dead man wins in not-an-upset (a sentence written many times before)

UnbornBuddha vs Vulgar
- UB seemed to come up as soon as I deactivated. He has a super intelligent flow. It seems like some sideways evolution of sacrifice's (RIP lol jk) style. or maybe a sliiiightly backward evolution (no offense, sac is that 3rd rushmore head bro). but what ive skimmed of him he clearly has skills. Meanwhile vulg has made a surge in recent years to become possibly the 4th rushmore dude, as far as I have read. which is why I think UB faces an uphill bottle. prediction to vulg.

good luck to all.

[Certain]

I put in work to be on that fucking Topical Mount Rushmore, damn it.

[Witty]

I put in work to be on that fucking Topical Mount Rushmore, damn it.

You definitely deserve to be in this.

I demanded number one reserve spot lol you can have it tho, I'll take two.

[Soulstice]

mount rushmore v2 - 2tripple0, certain, witty, 2tripple0

[Witty]

mount rushmore v2 - 2tripple0, certain, witty, 2tripple0

Your sig just made me lose my shit.

Thank fuck I'm alone lol

Oh and DG should be up there.

[Vulgar]

Pinot Grij vs Eŋg
Pinot has some heavy crowd favorite buzz going for him, and I think he feeds off of it. Eng is a dark horse simply because he prefers to be. Pinot has the best humor themed verses on the site. Eng leans on his literary style and intellect, a somewhat limited yet still potent arsenal. If he diversified in the past and displayed his grit in the process, I'd give him more of a chance. But Pinot is no joke. 5-2 Pinot.

Split Eight vs Atheist
This one will be a lot of fun. I don't know if Split has his gameface on for this one, seeing as he's focused on winning the stock market game. I wish I was more familiar with Atheist's work so I could recount some of his pieces. I'm going with Split, 3-2, he's less rusty.

Frank vs big baby
My prediction is that fuckery will ensue when Frank drops a no show verse. beeb will somehow turn it into a troll-off contest. If they both come to do battle properly, I see Frank winning 4-2. He can be off the wall, but he is usually adherent to some form of structure which readers identity with. big baby is a bit of a wild card, in that if he comes too unorthodox, it might be hit or miss.

Soulstice vs Pent uP
This is going to be fireworks from two arch nemeses. The last time I battled Soul, he toppled me with a swift 1-2. Pent has been away for awhile, so does he still have the passion for this to hit one out of the park again like he has so many times before?

Cimmerian vs Bags
I think Cimm humbles Bags here with a devastating knockout. Either that or Bags wins 315-2. Cimm is really nice with it. Bags has shown flashes of his arsenal in the past to convince me he's a legit threat tho. Plus Sn00p almost beat Lars, so battlers are underrated tbc.

PancakeBrah vs Richard Corey
If RC wins this tournament it'll be awesome. If PB wins, Frank will have to re-examine his life purpose. All jokes aside, both are strong writers. I wasn't around for RC's prime by the time I stumbled over into the RHYME, but he's vicious when he wants to be. RC 6-3.

dead man vs NYCSPITZ
Something in the back of my gut tells me that dead man will struggle with time, and drop an 8 bar short verse. NYCSPITZ will counter with a 20 bar extravaganza, and take it. If both show to their full potential, I'm going to dead man. He's slick.

[Pharaohs Army]

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[Frank]

The eerie accuracy of that random selection, though? Some of these matches, man, damn. Classics!

Pinot Grij vs Eŋg?

English hasn't stepped foot in the AOWL arena for reasons unbeknownst. A Riddler rhymer. Once took shots at him in a Topical Diss way back when. His favorite piece of mine is Esmerelda? Til this day I don't know why? (detained, can't PM, let me know in this thread?) I am a spectator of his work. "Eng" can weave the intricate with pin point preciseness. Conceptually, No, I cannot put a finger on anything specific he has ever done. Crafty in his own right, though. I'm putting Enj in my Top 5 Most Underrated Writers category. He, along with Genocide, who I felt could've got a nod, along with others, over Enj, are the quiet ambassadors of the Open Mic forum, imo. That's Enjs turf, that he shares with Genocide, Deadman and a few select others. English doesn't have the big time charisma of a Pinot Grig - but like someone said, their picture is lending itself to a cerebral assassin like approach. Pinot Grig has mainstream appeal in the topical sense. Go big or go home against that guy. He will make some funny approach seem larger then life with videos and pictures and the works. Not aware of the guys previous aliases, but the name Pinot Grij is somewhat revered now? He's won the winter topical. Another Tournament would surely solidify Pinot Grij. If he doesn't come funny, he doesn't have that same entertainment factor going for him, though. Stands out conceptually. This match is very evenly balanced on the minds tipping scale right now. Enj hasn't champed any grand events, let alone participated in, if any, but he has single handily saved the entire open mic page from mediocrity, time and time again. Pinot Grij is the favorite. Going with Pinot Grij. Pulling for Enj though. Mike Wrecka is fucking watch bro. Get her done.

Split Eight vs Atheist
Atheist was a powerhouse. A prominent writer: whom I competed side by side with in my hay days on RNR, decades ago. I watched Atheist become the ISTL Legend from the sidelines of RNR. Atheist is from humble beginnings. A fast learner, Atheists storytelling was textbook. A behemoth. A prodigy, if you will. His alias "Kuja" made a few guest appearances in the AOWL over the years, but it wasn't anything to write home about. Seeing Atheist's name - brings me back to a land far, far away. I want to say I had a big part to play in Atheists Manifestation. (Perhaps, Atheist?) Split Eight. I need to see something, frl, frl. Yes, you you can delicately scribe. Again though, like "Enj" I am having trouble identifying you with a specific piece... Have said it before, Most Improved Candidate Circa 2014 - Split Eight gets his pull because he's in the CLICK of the discussion forum. Which is unfair to say, the Man has stepped up numerous times in the AOWL's legendary history. One of the best feedback givers, imho. His critique is some of the most in depth around. Atheist name holds weight on All Time lists, though. Split is every-bodies favorite underdog here. Not the size of the dog, size of the fight in the dog? analogy applies to him. Would love to read a Vintage Atheist story with all the quotations and dialogue. Remember Tha Talent. Split Eight has a golden opportunity to pick up his most noteworthy victory of his young career here. Can Atheist hang with the young Split Eight? Split Eight has the edge, imo. Historically, Split Eight would have to win this tournament and the next 2 to be mentioned in the same breath as the ISTL legends. Split Eight can write diligently. I'm looking forward to him burying an old legend here.

Frank vs big baby
Big Baby is Dull Boy? Yeah right. And I was Red glare. Big baby is a true wild card selection. Dudes Paragraph Structure was pioneer. Big Baby and his countless aliases lit up the open mic forum. Big Babys Thread Titles get the most views ever. Dude types like an idiot on one username, types manically depressed on another username, has the usernames interact like the netcees norman bates. Strange thing is, he can, and will write very eloquently so it is truly perplexing. I got him winning the whole tournament. Better bring it, kid.


Soulstice vs Pent uP
Stuff of legends, man. Apparently they've dueled throughout the decades. Both fixtures of the topical ages. Top 20 all time? And that's without acknowledging their Netcee feats. Consistently dominant in different eras. Soulstice and Pent Up were figments of my imagination before finding this site. These names ring bells in the topical world. Soulstice made it clear that he wasn't some hasbeen by going to the finals of the AOWL Season 1(I keep telling you wouldn't of got passed red glare) eventually winning Certains Short verse tournament. His 3 bar rhyme scheme is one of the more unorthodox around. A vague & dreamy writer who encapsulates that golden era of topicals. His opponent owes me a 100 bars right now. I don't give a fuck. This dude is going down as my biggest nemesis of all time. This guy can't brew better then me (4-1 against him). Growing up, 14-15-16 years old, I identified with Pent uP as the Topical God of the ISTL. You must understand how big their league was compared to RNR's. You could be dope and still get lost in the mix due to the sheer amount of heads. Baron Mynd was another name that was colossus back in those days. Pent uP champed NWL Season 1. Dude basically bulldozed something like 13-0 . I can never forget how Pent uP did everything in his power to stop me from winning his season 2, which he modded. Pent uP has made his impact in the AOWL under a plethora of P names. He idolizes this guy Richard Corey. I think Richard Cory's presence in this tournament significantly boosts him past Soulstice

Cimmerian vs Bags

Cimmerian is another name from the history books that has shown and prove in the present time. A refined simplist who beats verses twice his length with 16's. The stuff of folklore. I am not familiar with Cimmerians origins but I can fuzzily remember his name also being in the rafters of the ISTL. Bags is the CampFire Storytelling Champ. Do not sleep. Bags street/NBL approach to topicals is refreshing. Cinmmerians name holds weight. Bags been putting up weight lately. Can he topically mandhandle cimmerian? Good possibility here that he can stun voters with a gritty tale that overwhelms cimmerians play it safe style.

PancakeBrah vs Richard Corey
Vulgar, not sure what you meant by that? PancakeBrah got me that one finals? I re-read my verse the other day and it was horrendously rehashed. I didn't get robbed but still, I'm not sold on PancakeBrah. He has more posts then the other 3 top post counts - combined. Making his piece to post ratio in the lowest percentile in Netcees history. Pancakebrah is a notorious no shower. Another member of netcees.com click. Topically he won't ever surpass his opponents reputation in a million years. Infact, when the two names are viewed side by side - you can almost see just how drastically different the magnitude is between them. Richard Corey is supposedly the king of kings? Have not had the pleasure of watching this man work. My expectations are high, though. Rooting for Pancakebrah, though. I hope he defends Netcees valiantly here.


dead man vs NYCSPITZ
AOWL SEASON 4 FINALS REMATCH!`!@#$%^& But it goes further back then that. These two have a checkered past. Dead man, the writer formally known as Black, is without a doubt, Netcee's first born son. Competitively he gets turnt up in tournament situations. 0-60. Black AKA Dead Man can string together 3-4 doozies and get crowned and ghost the open mic forum for the next 8 months and he's chillin'. Practically no showed his way through AOWL Seasons and has 2 AOWL Championships to show for it. My favorite verse of his, week 1 verse from AOWL Season 1. It was the first time I read anything colorful from you, not to mention it would be the first time you introduced the bright, sunny avatar that juxtaposed your recent name change from black to the deadman. A force to be reckoned with. NYCSPITZ is going to out Samurai any writer of that genre. NYCSPITZ is so honed in with that approach that it's gained wisdom and grey hairs over time. NYCSPITZ has slept on my couch. Dead Man questioned where I had been in the AOWL and NYCSPITZ sought me out. Both of these individuals view each other as the pinnacle. They're in a competition with one another - even when they're writing against other people. Upper echelon of this thing of ours. *Popcorn*

UnbornBuddha vs Vulgar
BOTW? Unbornbuddah AKA Godcomplex? Lebron James Potential? Will be a mainstay in the late rounds of topical tournaments for years to come? The greatest addition to Netcees AOWL in recent memory(Artifice aka magic returning going on a 10-0 run being the other) It's like Zygote disappeared and you took his place, bro. Back to back finals appearances? daily epic Cypher submissions that trump all other proceedings. Juggernaut knowledge. Extremely well read. A truly positive prominent presence that other topicalists can look up to. Salute to you - Vulgar. One of the few names synonymous with creativity for me. A smorgasbord plethora of vignettes. I just read his verse before writing this STI prediction. Vulgar is Netcees most prolific painter. A visionary artist who has influenced my own writing at times, along with others, as we all have. A true original.

A true meeting of the minds here. Damn this tournament is fucking dope sraL

[sral]

MUCH RESPECT BRUHS!!!!!

THE PRE-MAG IS NOW OFFICIALLY OPEN -

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=124495


ENJOY!

[Eŋg]

by definition you can't keep being a dark horse. i had decent runs in the last two tourneys that weren't part of the aowl, i think. i'm a good to great writer that never took internet competition (or 'topical' writing) too seriously, i guess, which is why i always seem to be picked against even when i face wack dudes like lil nika -- pinot is dope though, i've said as much a few times.

Frank
why was Esmeralda my favourite piece of yours?

how is topical writing next to pointless?

why does Split Eight still post here?

how would you write a villanelle?

do you think you were a troubadour in a past life?

are sheepskin condoms kosher?

for how many years do you need to dedicate life to textceeing to be a part of vetwork?

is geno better than you?

do i have any more questions?

good energies surrounding this round so far. let's follow through.

[Diablo]

I can answer at least one of those. Vetwork isn't an internet crew, it's a way of life.

I was/am part of it.

[Dope girl]

Sound awesome

[Ghost1]

Lol eng vs frank. The faloffel faces the bagel

[sral]

lmao Frank would felaffel if Eng handed him his ass though

[Eŋg]

I can answer at least one of those. Vetwork isn't an internet crew, it's a way of life.

I was/am part of it.

all your life then, to answer the question.

....

oh, and I'm not even middle eastern, fuckaccia.

[sral]

Cimmerian its 16 lines minimum bruh!

[Cimmerian]

Cimmerian its 16 lines minimum bruh!

Anything more would be filler.

[sral]

lmao it was just a heads up

i wasn't sure if you had mistakenly copied/pasted the verse was all

im sure Bags will have no problem with it

[sral]

dead man vs NYCSPITZ is OPEN FOR VOTES!!!

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=124481

[Ghost1]

lmao it was just a heads up

i wasn't sure if you had mistakenly copied/pasted the verse was all

im sure Bags will have no problem with it

word hes good

[sral]

EXTENSIONS ALL ROUND BY THE LOOK OF IT, I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW LONG I'M GIVING YOU ALL LOL!!

YOUVE GOT UNTIL I GET HOME FROM WORK TOMORROW, PROB ABOUT 4PM UK TIME

I MAKE THAT AROUND 18 HOURS FROM NOW!!!!

LETS MAKE THIS GOOD PEOPLE!!!!

[Certain]

So we're just going to act like that didn't happen?

Fine.

[sral]

Yeah, Bags wrote his own jawn so there it is.

No point in unnecessary drama at this point.

Threads open.

[Soulstice]

Alright I posted. went over the line limit by a bit but wrote a lot of words. its hard to tell in an offline text editor. idk. shout out pent

commence!

[Ghost1]

So we're just going to act like that didn't happen?

Fine.

Lol but tell me how u knew

[Certain]

I've been reading Camarac since before he even had a style.

[Ghost1]

Lol.....was thinking.....who the fuck is gonna believe I wrote this tho



Was alot quicker then I thought tho lmao bravo

[big baby]

lmaoooooooooo I red it & wus lykbags isn't dos smart????? then I redit agrnand was like I'd fucckalTRASH BAGS LOL GET IT LMAO


rhymed 2 much and way too many cliches anyway. ROAD TO SILENCE HEART OJ YOUR SLEBEES
DESRY DEPARTED. SHE DEPARTED FROM ME

MLISTNE HERE BEARDICHIO DONT J FUCKING DARE CUM AT BB WITH BAT WEAK GARBAGE IDC EHO THE FUCK IT IS I SWEAR 2 FUCKA JEHOVA NIGGA

YOU EVER CUM IN BERE DISRESPECTING MAH FUCKA BB GANGSTA I EILL DEMOLISH UR FUCKA SOUL U GOT IT BUB

U THINK U CAN WALTZ IN HER WIT YA FUCKA BEARDIO AND TINKLE LIKE S FUCKA CINDERELLA ASS

NAH NAH FUCK YOU


I WILL FUCKA EAT UR FUCKING BEARD FOR BREAKFAST SHIT IT OUT SND UCK IT IN BUTT^!

TINK BB FOGET BOUT DA FUCKA PARAGRAPH H LEFT ME FEE DAIS AGO? FUCK U BEARD


FUCK


U

[big baby]

PancakeBrah

[PancakeBrah]

This is the beef that will either end the site or renew it with more intense vigor than ever before seen.

About 20-25 lines into my verse. Going to fantasy draft here soon. Will finish in the AM, hungover. Very excited to match up against Richard Corey. I've been reading all of his blog posts. I have some critiques but in general I thought they were fine! Very nervous. Thinking about scrapping this grandiose idea and just WRITERING, man. Straight from the heart. Against such a behemoth, one gets reticent. But I'll do this thing. I hope people like it. I hope I'm not crossing any unspoken boundaries with this paragraph. Would feel sheepish and reclusive if I was. Pharaoh's Army is one of the craziest (legitimately) people in the country. Get help bub. Well thought out response, bb.

[Ghost1]

I swear to fucking christ bb

[PancakeBrah]

Bags why didn't you write about one of your coworkers and have funny lines of dialogue like that one piece I read that made me include you in my list of topicalists just curious will hang up and listen to response.

[big baby]

PancakeBrah aym

[Ghost1]

Bags why didn't you write about one of your coworkers and have funny lines of dialogue like that one piece I read that made me include you in my list of topicalists just curious will hang up and listen to response.

Frank's prediction tricked me and made me i think i was a hood classic

[PancakeBrah]

big baby ok

[Cimmerian]

Yeah, Bags wrote his own jawn so there it is.

No point in unnecessary drama at this point.

Threads open.

LMAO. He didn't write his own "jawn." His verse is littered with Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, and B.I.G. lines, just to name a few.

Here, let me drop something:

Call me Ishmael.
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Been scared for most my life, living in a gangsta's paradise
But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep

YEAH, BOYEEEE (while wearing an absurdly large clock).

[PancakeBrah]

Oh so we just talk down our opponents' verses now. This isn't the NBL.

[Ghost1]

LMAO. He didn't write his own "jawn." His verse is littered with Wu-Tang, Mobb Deep, Jay-Z, and B.I.G. lines, just to name a few.

Here, let me drop something:

Call me Ishmael.
It was all a dream, I used to read Word Up magazine
Been scared for most my life, living in a gangsta's paradise
But I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep

YEAH, BOYEEEE (while wearing an absurdly large clock).

Lol I'm not even sure if ur really serious?


I thought that it was painfully obv that I was purposefully paying homage to INCREDIBLY well known 90s rap songs


Lol thanks for taking 3 min to write that 12 line masterpiece tho u fucking hack aha


IT WAS SWEAT STICKY SODA COCA COLA
CANCER WAS A COBRA
NOW AUTUMN WAS OVER


Lol suck a fuckin dick u corny fagit

[Cimmerian]

How am I talking down an opponent's verse when his verse isn't his?

[Cimmerian]

Lol I'm not even sure if ur really serious?


I thought that it was painfully obv that I was purposefully paying homage to INCREDIBLY well known 90s rap songs


Lol thanks for taking 3 min to write that 12 line masterpiece tho u fucking hack aha


IT WAS SWEAT STICKY SODA COCA COLA
CANCER WAS A COBRA
NOW AUTUMN WAS OVER


Lol suck a fuckin dick u corny fagit

Was the verse you bit before paying homage too?

[PancakeBrah]

"Can't write another line, my verse is fucking air tight. I DARE YOU TO ADD ONE SINGLE WORD, LET ALONE ONE LINE, AND NOT UPSET THE PERFECT BALANCE OF EMOTION AND PATHOS I HAVE CREATED! BETTER YET; THE NUMBER OF SPACES I USED BETWEEN THE BEGINNING AND END OF MY VERSE IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT AMOUNT TO LET MY POINT BREATHE. HEMINGWAY HIMSELF WOULD FAIL TO BE AS PRAGMATIC AND CONCISE. THIS VERSE IS THE NUT OF THE UNIVERSE. INDEED, THE CENTER. COMPOUNDED BY THE VASTNESS OF THE COSMOS, PERFECTLY FORMED. WITHOUT A MOLECULE DISPLACED. I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT OF ANY LINES, WRITTEN BY ANY ONE ELSE (TEXTCEE, NOVELIST, POET) TO BE WRITTEN.

~FIN"

[Ghost1]

Lol this is real. LOL I am thoroughly amused.

LMAO


Naw...can't be srs.

[Ghost1]

"Can't write another line, my verse is fucking air tight. I DARE YOU TO ADD ONE SINGLE WORD, LET ALONE ONE LINE, AND NOT UPSET THE PERFECT BALANCE OF EMOTION AND PATHOS I HAVE CREATED! BETTER YET; THE NUMBER OF SPACES I USED BETWEEN THE BEGINNING AND END OF MY VERSE IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT AMOUNT TO LET MY POINT BREATHE. HEMINGWAY HIMSELF WOULD FAIL TO BE AS PRAGMATIC AND CONCISE. THIS VERSE IS THE NUT OF THE UNIVERSE. INDEED, THE CENTER. COMPOUNDED BY THE VASTNESS OF THE COSMOS, PERFECTLY FORMED. WITHOUT A MOLECULE DISPLACED. I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT OF ANY LINES, WRITTEN BY ANY ONE ELSE (TEXTCEE, NOVELIST, POET) TO BE WRITTEN.

~FIN"

Lol I'm fuckin gone yo

[Cimmerian]

"Can't write another line, my verse is fucking air tight. I DARE YOU TO ADD ONE SINGLE WORD, LET ALONE ONE LINE, AND NOT UPSET THE PERFECT BALANCE OF EMOTION AND PATHOS I HAVE CREATED! BETTER YET; THE NUMBER OF SPACES I USED BETWEEN THE BEGINNING AND END OF MY VERSE IS THE SCIENTIFICALLY PERFECT AMOUNT TO LET MY POINT BREATHE. HEMINGWAY HIMSELF WOULD FAIL TO BE AS PRAGMATIC AND CONCISE. THIS VERSE IS THE NUT OF THE UNIVERSE. INDEED, THE CENTER. COMPOUNDED BY THE VASTNESS OF THE COSMOS, PERFECTLY FORMED. WITHOUT A MOLECULE DISPLACED. I FAIL TO SEE THE POINT OF ANY LINES, WRITTEN BY ANY ONE ELSE (TEXTCEE, NOVELIST, POET) TO BE WRITTEN.

~FIN"

That was dope.

[Ghost1]

Fuckin detective dickhead here

WHAT'S THIS...HE'S BITING! SUM1 SAID SO I SAW IT CERTAIN SAID HE'S BJTING.....BUT....WHAT DID HE BJTE.....HMM....LET'S SEE.....HE SAID IT FEELS LIKE THE 90S......CLUE 1!!! WHAT'S THIS!?!? THE VERY FIRST LINE IS FROM 90S STAPLE HIP HOP DUO MOBB DEEP!!!!! FUCKING AHA! I GOT U RIGHT WHERE I WANT U NOW BAGS!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! TO THE CHAT THREAD! BUT I WORKED UP A SWEET STICKY COCA COLA SWEAT DOING ALL THAT DETECTING........VIRGINIA BEEPER COBRA CLUTCH SLEEPER CANCER CRUSH WEINER....WINTER IS HERE....WINTER IS GONE .....THE ROADS MELTING ...PAINT BRUSH! SLEEP.

[Cimmerian]

Fuckin detective dickhead here

WHAT'S THIS...HE'S BITING! SUM1 SAID SO I SAW IT CERTAIN SAID HE'S BJTING.....BUT....WHAT DID HE BJTE.....HMM....LET'S SEE.....HE SAID IT FEELS LIKE THE 90S......CLUE 1!!! WHAT'S THIS!?!? THE VERY FIRST LINE IS FROM 90S STAPLE HIP HOP DUO MOBB DEEP!!!!! FUCKING AHA! I GOT U RIGHT WHERE I WANT U NOW BAGS!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS! TO THE CHAT THREAD! BUT I WORKED UP A SWEET STICKY COCA COLA SWEAT DOING ALL THAT DETECTING........VIRGINIA BEEPER COBRA CLUTCH SLEEPER CANCER CRUSH WEINER....WINTER IS HERE....WINTER IS GONE .....THE ROADS MELTING ...PAINT BRUSH! SLEEP.

LMAO. Love you, Bags. Even though you look like a Neanderthal. Still love you.

[Ghost1]

Ahhh come here u ole jewy bald fagot. Give uncle bags a hug.

[PancakeBrah]

lol this is fun everyone is aw shucks now lol

[Eŋg]

i legit thought bags had turned gay when i read his first verse. apparently it wasn't his.

Lars Diablo how long do i have?

[sral]

i guess I've got to give you until 12pm American time

this seriously throws off my timescale for next weeks battles though TBH

[PancakeBrah]

Voting on everything later today.

[big baby]

do it later than 12, we also have multiple time zones

sucked thx

pls

thx

fucka

I'll vote

[sral]

Certain Witty I need you on red-alert as replacements yo!

[sral]

do it later than 12, we also have multiple time zones

sucked thx

pls

thx

fucka

I'll vote

I'm pretty lenient with the rules and times to be honest, as long as your verse is up by the time I wake tomorrow you're good but it does fuck with my pre-planned schedule of checkins/verses/votes/threads closed/new threads up tbh

[Certain]

Certain Witty I need you on red-alert as replacements yo!

I can write tomorrow.

[UnbornBuddha]

sraL I'm showing. I've never no-showed at Netcees. But since the extension was approved, most if not all extensions here at Netcees are for 24 hours right?

[sral]

Take the 24 hours if needed. I'd always sooner you guys showed up.

It just throws next week off dates-wise that's all and votes aren't that likely to come in, ideally I wanted voting cast over 2-3 days and preferably the weekends.

[UnbornBuddha]

Thanks so much sraL.

[sral]

Atheist RichardCorey you showing up?

[Razah]

so exciting.

[Witty]

I can also write tomorrow.

[Ghost1]

It's labor day weekend for ameribrahs so maybe why little slow too

[RichardCorey]

I'm definitely showing up, if Pancake wants to take his verse down, he can.


I have till midnight PST tonight, right?

[sral]

Yep.
Split Eight you still looking good to post?

[Cimmerian]

will get my votes in early Monday afternoon when I'm back in civilization.

[Split Eight]

Yep.
Split Eight you still looking good to post?

Sir yes sir

Will have my verse up by the midnight PST deadline

[Split Eight]

It's labor day weekend for ameribrahs so maybe why little slow too

Yeah. Wrote 70% last night until it was like 4 am then slept an ungodly amount

Forgot I had friends coming back to town

[Split Eight]

that was one of my uglier no show verses :/

[sral]

You shouldn't have posted a no show verse, we have a reserve list for a reason.

[sral]

Certain Witty you have 24 hours to post vs Split Eight

First to post their complete verse up gets the battle.
Split you have until your opponent posts to edit your verse!


LETS GET IT!!!!

[Split Eight]

Isn't that not how reserves work?


And nah, it's cool. I didn't post a no-show verse out of laziness. I could not write to that topic to save my life haha. Rust really showing I guess

[sral]

So should I take you out and make it Certain vs Witty?

[Hearder Hearder]

can someone pls handle all these spam bots? Thansk

[Split Eight]

So should I take you out and make it Certain vs Witty?

EDIT:

Can Certain and I have a fresh topic?

It's basically a new matchup. I could technically have the advantage of having a week longer than Certain to write.

And he'd technically have the advantage where if I write to my opponent's strength's// weaknesses, I'm in a massive rush to get the verse edited before he drops. And if I finish editing after he's posted something, then I'd be DQ'd

Not really fair to either party, and I assumed I'd be notified of a sub-in when check-ins were due or when extension requests were due

I'd rather have a new start with a mutual deadline of midnight PST tonight

[Certain]

I would prefer to keep it in the 32-and-under range anyway.

[sral]

https://postimg.org/image/c1s98197v/


https://s9.postimg.org/amqojb84v/image.jpg
New topic

[sral]

EDIT:

Can Certain and I have a fresh topic?

It's basically a new matchup. I could technically have the advantage of having a week longer than Certain to write.

And he'd technically have the advantage where if I write to my opponent's strength's// weaknesses, I'm in a massive rush to get the verse edited before he drops. And if I finish editing after he's posted something, then I'd be DQ'd

Not really fair to either party, and I assumed I'd be notified of a sub-in when check-ins were due or when extension requests were due

I'd rather have a new start with a mutual deadline of midnight PST tonight

I would prefer to keep it in the 32-and-under range anyway.


LETS GO!

[Ghost1]

I read a few other verses and even read my old piece quoted in the mag and wow.......rust is an understatement ....or maybe whatever stds I've contracted from tinder have been slowly eating away at my brain.

Lol. Admittedly I didn't have the time j wanted but the piece I did throw up felt really labored. Won't even say how much time was spent LOL too much.

I'm try to drop some votes before the weekends out

[Cimmerian]

I read a few other verses and even read my old piece quoted in the mag and wow.......rust is an understatement ....or maybe whatever stds I've contracted from tinder have been slowly eating away at my brain.

Lol. Admittedly I didn't have the time j wanted but the piece I did throw up felt really labored. Won't even say how much time was spent LOL too much.

I'm try to drop some votes before the weekends out

Your flow was on point.

[Ghost1]

I wrote it to survival of the fittest while I was sitting at work. Maybe that's wat fucked me up......writing to a beat. I don't generally do that these days.

[Certain]

That is my favorite Mobb Deep track, ahead of "Shook Ones Pt. II" or "Extortion" or "Quiet Storm."

[Ghost1]

Agree

[sral]

RIGHT GUYS, IT'S MONDAY 8.30AM HERE IN THE UK

I'M GONNA LEAVE VOTING OPEN UNTIL WEDNESDAY AM UK TIME AND THEN WE'LL HOPEFULLY BE ABLE TO MOVE ON WITH THE SECOND ROUND!!

HUGE RESPECT TO EVERYONE THAT SHOWED AND HAS VOTED SO FAR, YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!

[dead man]

That is my favorite Mobb Deep track, ahead of "Shook Ones Pt. II" or "Extortion" or "Quiet Storm."
"Eye for an eye"?

[Certain]

Another classic. Mobb Deep probably is the most underrated rap group because their style was derivative, which allows people to ignore their quality and quantity.

[Vulgar]

"Right Back At You" takes the cake for me.

[Witty]

Certain you're welcome for that spot lol

[Certain]

Split Eight was online last night. No idea what happened. We could have just kept the original topic that he'd already written to.

[Artifice]

i've got a 16 ready if Split Eight doesn't show and you guys want another sub quick Certain sraL

[sral]

It will cause too long a delay between rounds I feel to allow a further extension. I think we're just going to accept Certain winning and keep things moving in truth. 1/16 isn't bad.

[Witty]

Ok folks, who's your money on for the tournament?

Let's get some early predictions for a winner.
Frank big baby dead man Cimmerian Bags Vulgar RichardCorey Certain Pinot Grij @eng Soulstice Pent uP NYCSPITZ PancakeBrah @god complex

[Certain]

I predict Bags wins.

[Aero]

I wrote it to survival of the fittest while I was sitting at work. Maybe that's wat fucked me up......writing to a beat. I don't generally do that these days.

Stay in your lane.

[Certain]

Current tallies:

Frank 4, big baby 3
Eŋg 4, Pinot Grij 2
dead man 5, NYCSPITZ 2
RichardCorey 4, PancakeBrah 0
Pent uP 5, Soulstice 0
Vulgar 6, UnbornBuddha 0
Cimmerian 5, Bags 0 —LOCKED
Certain W, Split Eight NS

[PancakeBrah]

Best of luck to the remaining opponents. Will try to vote, and vote more in depth, the rest of the way if I can find the time. Hope all of the participants of this tournament are ready to run it back in mid to late October for The Winter Topical.


RichardCorey I didn't give you my best this round. Went for something different instead of safe and high quality. No excuses. Take it down.

[Ghost1]

I have read some of the feedback given and I feel out of place to be honest


I could offer my HUMBLE opinion on the pieces submitted but I FEAR it may be rather RUDIMENTARY (literally unsure if I used that word right) in comparison to other critiques offered thus far



Let's just call it a wash here


I'll agree not to vote and you all will agree that you are happy having me not do so.....

[Ghost1]

Also let the record show cimm squeaked by w a measly 5-1 robbery.

I maintain my topical glory.

[Eŋg]

a harvard alum should thrive alongside all these pretentious fucks.

[Ghost1]

a harvard alum should thrive alongside all these pretentious fucks.

LOL I see u owl

[PancakeBrah]

Rudimentary was a correct word choice.

For what it's worth, I enjoyed your verse. Cimmerian's style of uber short, laser precise verses present a problem to even the best in the game, in my opinion. Hard to pick apart.

[Eŋg]

http://www.harvard.edu/sites/default/files/user13/harvard_shield_wreath.png

Cimmerian's style of uber short, laser precise verses present a problem to even the best in the game, in my opinion. Hard to pick apart.

most of the old guard rate him as one of the best. i've read like three verses - can't imagine he always wrote like that.

[Ghost1]

I wanted to do alot more w that verse ..... only had the one day to really work on it


I'm ashamed



Some really inspiring writing tho


Legit makes me want to have done better


Awesome first round

[Ghost1]

http://www.harvard.edu/sites/default/files/user13/harvard_shield_wreath.png



most of the old guard rate him as one of the best. i've read like three verses - can't imagine he always wrote like that.

Knock it off

[Certain]

http://www.harvard.edu/sites/default/files/user13/harvard_shield_wreath.png



most of the old guard rate him as one of the best. i've read like three verses - can't imagine he always wrote like that.

I've been reading him for 15 years. He's pretty much always written like that, to some degree.

This is from 2002:

Sip time out of bottled role models, watchful lips’ll bathe,
Crafting hourglass sand castles, and watch‘em drift away,
On a whim of waves, no tidings, riding on the foam float,
My broken homecoming, crystalline adobe’s stone throw,
Twice homicidal, fowl play cliché, cross their own road,
A fork's in it, we meet deep, to feel the bones poked,
Whoa!… settle the stallions round mountainous sunspots,
Plow the forest for my porous Trojan horses in one chop,
Can’t hack it, but I’ll tell the tale with a lumberjack twist,
Clash with, titan cymbals, tremble till the thunderclaps rip,
Easy as a freethrow, Atlas, snap wrist, skydive Icarus backflip,
Saunter pass go, collecting shadows in a licorice black twist,
That’s a peter panoramic view for the few who never knew this,
Luck of St. Patrick, marching in madness, underdog, new tricks,
Can’t teach this, breathe then apply, rubbing the bare skin,
Damn speechless when it seeps in... now that’s cimmerian.

http://www.urbanprowlers.net/vb/showthread.php?t=438

All of his pieces were 12 or 16 or no more than 24 lines, with tight rhyming and unique phraseology.

[Eŋg]

well, shit. that's cool.

[Certain]

Yep. He was considered the best Open Mic writer on these sites when I was still new.

[Cimmerian]

I predict I lose to dead man in the next round. There is a sort of melancholy underdog tone with unique phrasing, imagery, and good flow that is intertwined is his verses. How can you not root for that?

[PancakeBrah]

Strong STRONG pre anti-sway. You're above that.

[sral]

ENG VS PINOT AND ONE OTHER BATTLE STILL UP FOR VOTES!

[Cimmerian]

Strong STRONG pre anti-sway. You're above that.

Just being honest since there was a call for predictions.

[Diode]

hey.

[Certain]

hey.

Would you do your topical pals a favor and vote on Frank vs. big baby?

[Frank]

Add my season 6 championship banner while you're at it

[sral]

ONCE FRANK VS BIG BABY IS FINISHED, WE'LL GET THE QUARTER FINALS BATTLE THREADS SET!

I'm working on the QF mag as I type!

[Ghost1]

ay lars Id like to contribute a video for your mag, what ype of time frame am I looking at to have it to you by>?

[sral]

2 days prob realistically

[Ghost1]

Wordup

[Objective]

Kind of a bad timing for me to see your mention and vote today Certain. I'll see if I can get better at voting on some if I don't make it this round. I just don't put writing or even logging on in my schedule when I'm not writing any or being active on the site. I'll see if I can do some throughout the tourney tho.

[timeless]

Such good reads in the first round props to everyone involed

[Witty]

ay lars Id like to contribute a video for your mag, what ype of time frame am I looking at to have it to you by>?

Fucking do it right now or I'll punch your face off.

[Ghost1]

U ARE VERY ERATIC THIS EVENING AND I'M NOT SURE HOW TO FAGOT U RIGHT THIS MOMENT

BUT REST ASSURED

THERE WILL BE FAGOTTING

[Witty]

I AWAIT THE FAGGOTING EAGERLY.

[NYCSPITZ]

The preceding discourse is belligerent and absurd

[Certain]

Looks like it will be ...

Pent uP vs. Eŋg
RichardCorey vs. Vulgar
Cimmerian vs. dead man
Certain vs. Frank

[Frank]

Gulp

[Certain]

Gulp

We've done this three times here. You're up 2-1. But I won the last one.

(Aside: I definitely remember battling you back in the day — and I'm sure you won — but I don't remember topical battling you.)

[big baby]

voting against everybody who voted against me.

[Eŋg]

adonis is a Spoken tier voter.

[PancakeBrah]

That Certain vs. Frank topic is one of the better topics I've seen on here in awhile.

[sral]

I'M HOPING TO SEE YOU ALL GO HAM THIS ROUND!!!!


ENJOY, PEOPLE!

[sral]

Wordup

I plan on recording my video tomorrow and uploading tomorrow night, mag is almost finished and I'll have the video up with the mag.

How we looking your end?

[sral]

Such good reads in the first round props to everyone involed

WORD!

LAST ROUND WAS CRAZY BUT THIS ROUNDS MATCH-UPS ARE LOOKING TO SHAPE UP EVEN STRONGER STILL IMO!!!

[Ghost1]

I plan on recording my video tomorrow and uploading tomorrow night, mag is almost finished and I'll have the video up with the mag.

How we looking your end?

Got something big for u. Hope to record tonite. Will have it to u tomorrow if everything pans out.

[Certain]

sraL, is anyone ranking the remaining competitors?

[sral]

What do you mean, you want some kind of seeding now the first round is done?

I wasn't going to.

I could if you wanted it.

[PancakeBrah]

He was asking to give his rankings of the remaining competitors for the magazine?

Plot twist;

Has anyone written why every remaining writer sucks?

If not, i got it.

[sral]

Ah then no, I don't have that.

I'm at work today after all but I'll try getting this video mag up for you all ASAP!!!

[PancakeBrah]

I'm going to send you a breakdown of why every writer sucks in the A.M.

Trust in me, Lars.

[sral]

lmao DO IT

[Certain]

Nah I was thinking for the magazine, like a power rankings/odds to win.

[Ghost1]

Recorded vid last nite. Editing today. Hope to have it to u by today sometime.

[sral]

Nah I was thinking for the magazine, like a power rankings/odds to win.

I've wrote up a PR, but not odds on winning.

If you do one, PM me and I'll include it bruh. All help appreciated as ever.

[sral]

Recorded vid last nite. Editing today. Hope to have it to u by today sometime.

RESPECT BRUH

[Certain]

My part is in, as well.

[sral]

REVEIVED! Certain Bags Adonis I need to upload my video mag then adjust a bit of the mag for you all and were good to go!!!!

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[sral]

lmao just watching Bags

[Ghost1]

Lol my guest edited the vid. Shit had me geekin.

[Certain]

Let me know if you need any more help with the magazine, sraL.

[sral]

nah ive got a tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn wrote up and kept in a thread in the mod lounge (its easier to edit in there than from my phone)

i'll get my vid recorded in around an hour and a half then uploaded when i'm home tonight

mag should be done at that

[sral]

LMAO MY VIDEO MAG IS 18 MINS LONG

[Certain]

http://media.giphy.com/media/26BRuo6sLetdllPAQ/giphy.gif

[EtH]

Wish I coulda snuck into this when it first opened, what a crazy line up.

[sral]

lmao i invited you bruh as a reserve or whatever but you missed out

[Pharaohs Army]

0

[PancakeBrah]

Me, Certain, and big baby are recording a podcast for next round.

[Zen]

I'm sorry I missed I missed the sign-ups for this tourney.

I mean, I wouldn't have participated, but it would've been nice to see the sign-ups and be like, nah...But I was only offered a reserve spot anyway, so fuck me, right?

Also, Cake won, and it wasn't even close. Haven't read the others yet.

[sral]

lmao good to see you here Zen

LOL @ "only" a reserve spot though. The reserve list was STACKED with the likes of Witty, Certain and B.E Reborn in contention. Ain't no shame in being on that list yo!

[big baby]

PancakeBrah aym

[big baby]

Me, Certain, and big baby are recording a podcast for next round.

ok

[Certain]

OK.

[PancakeBrah]

I'm sorry I missed I missed the sign-ups for this tourney.

I mean, I wouldn't have participated, but it would've been nice to see the sign-ups and be like, nah...But I was only offered a reserve spot anyway, so fuck me, right?

Also, Cake won, and it wasn't even close. Haven't read the others yet.

Repped.

[Ghost1]

Me, Certain, and big baby are recording a podcast for next round.

OH YE? U BUILDING UR OWN FORT!? I CAN'T FUCKA COME PLAY NOW ?!?!

FUCK YOU

[PancakeBrah]

You have no idea how many topics I've made in the past two weeks that I've deleted.

It's staggering.

[Ghost1]

Lol what times r u usually making them so I can try to catch one before u pull the trigger?

[Certain]

Around 3 a.m. ET.

[PancakeBrah]

Apparently Zelph takes screenshots of all topics made at all times so he might have some.

I usually take a random night to get piss drunk. So any random weeknight between midnight and two A.M.

You have to be vigilant.

[Ghost1]

Sheesh man u don't make it easy to enjoy ur threads these days

I feel like a young baggy trynna catch dem late nite soft core jawns ....the pay off....so sweet....but I just be so sleepy.

[sral]

lmao Dancake teasing us all with a bra strap slightly down his naked arm before putting all his clothes back on and exiting stage left

[Ghost1]

Looooool

[Certain]

Looks like RichardCorey, Frank, dead man, Eŋg and I still need to post. My verse will be up before midnight.

[PancakeBrah]

If your verse isn't good I will vote against it.

[big baby]

looks like richard corey and eng will advance based on them voting 4 bb last round. sry dm and certain u guys fucked ^ :/

[Frank]

Around 3 a.m. ET.

Noticed that the due date is EST. Will have my verse in by 11:59 PST. Certain

[Certain]

You knew what the deadline was last night.

[PancakeBrah]

Frank is up to his old shenanigans.

What a card!

[Ghost1]

Looooooooooool

[Certain]

Nah, we're good. Frank knows the deadline, and he has 2 hours, 12 minutes to write.

[PancakeBrah]

Isn't Frank east coast anyways?

[Certain]

Thanks, Frank. Close enough. I haven't read it but look forward to it. May the better verse win.

It's a shame RichardCorey flew the coop.

[sral]

I've messaged Corey, he's prob just late

[sral]

lmao Vulgar I love it!
Witty EtH wanna write vs Vulg on short notice incase RC falls through?

[Witty]

lmao Vulgar I love it!
Witty EtH wanna write vs Vulg on short notice incase RC falls through?

I mean sure...but is that even fair? Lol

[sral]

We can make it as a spotlight or something, and still give him a by if RC no shows

just so his verse isn't wasted

[Certain]

Jumping a whole round?

[sral]

I'm willing to let Corey post late as long as he gets a verse in btw

[sral]

Jumping a whole round?

Vulg still advances

we just give someone the chance to battle him

[Certain]

Could we get the threads cleared?

[sral]

done

i'm at work

Corey has until i get home from work to show some sign of life, even if its just to tell me he's posting late

[Certain]

Thanks. For what it's worth, he has not logged in since he checked in a week ago.

[RichardCorey]

Christ almighty dudes, I'm so sorry! I thought it was due tonight! If Vulgar wants to take his verse down, I'll put up a competitive one tonight. If he doesn't want to, that's fine too. It's entirely up to him! I apologize man.

[sral]

its cool bro

I'd sooner you posted rather than didn't

I'm sure Vulgar and everyone else involved would too

[Vulgar]

It's fine. Why would I take my verse down though?

[Certain]

Maybe he's saying you'll need a better one, Vulgar.

[Vulgar]

It's possible. I face my fate...

[Ghost1]

look like u gonna have every1 showing this round. lars killing it.

[sral]

THIS WHAT I DOOOOOOO


it's an honour to play on my playground

[EtH]

lmao i invited you bruh as a reserve or whatever but you missed out

Aye I haven't been around since I no showed my title defence in that shit a year ago. Back into that "I don't think I actually can write" phase again. Me Vs Vulgar right now would be some Josef Vs Elizabeth Fritzl type shit.

[Systemic Infection]

Lol

[Certain]

First person to vote (on any battle) gets repped.

[PancakeBrah]

So when is Richard Corey's deadline? Beginning of next round?

[NYCSPITZ]

I say move on without corey tbh. OK he's a good writer, prolific blah blah blah. Yeah + he's taking too long. There is never a reason that should prompt a man to kneEl b4 another man, and right now u are kneeling to his past catalogue. It's gay imo. Vulgar advances, let's get shit popping.

[dead man]

I mean 72hrs in a league is quite a long time to extend a deadline.
RichardCorey what's the deal?

[Certain]

I mean, pretty obviously Vulgar wins. I'm sure once sraL signs on, he'll change the thread title.

[PancakeBrah]

Alright I'm glad that is resolved.

[Ghost1]

I have it on pretty good authority that Richard Corey will be showing anytime now

[PancakeBrah]

HE CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF.

[Ghost1]

anyyy time now

[big baby]

i like nyc just gutted corye and sed nuff is nuff
Richard corey wat i have 2 say 4 itself

[big baby]

anyyy time now

i laffed at dis lol

dis me laff


hhehhahahEH

[RichardCorey]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCC CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK KKKK!

the verse is done and
done and done adn done


I am fully prepared to give Vulgar the win. He can have it. I don't even want the win like this (that's if I even pulled this shit off.) Seriously Vulgar, you deserve it.

I wanted to finish the verse and didn't want you to have a no show. Hopefully this helps us get feed.

[PancakeBrah]

Do you want to passive aggressively suggest your opponent can take down his verse or is everything finalized to your liking now?

[big baby]

Do you want to passive aggressively suggest your opponent can take down his verse or is everything finalized to your liking now?

FINIDG HIM

[sral]

lmao I'm too hung over to make a decision right now

[Plot]

Hickory Dick Corey dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.

[Witty]

The clock struck one, the mouse ran down
Cuz he's a little faggot bitch, just like Plot.

<3

[Ghost1]

Hickory Dick Corey dock,
The mouse ran up the clock.

U had to edit this stroke of genius tho lol. Fucking moron forever.

[Certain]

Plot is secretly a bottom-five poster.

[Plot]

Fuck Slurpin, don't let the cat outta the Bag..

Nah but forreal I wrote that masterpost and then looked at it and
thought, "hang on the fagoons probably won't see the Np." So yeah I had to
edit it so it was more obv.

Explanations: He posted his verse late, lol like running up a clock... get it LMAO!!!

[Vulgar]

Bags, did you know Plot is a Rapflava original, he was there since like 2003 at least.

[sral]

these are some FIRE ass battles yo

some of the best ive seen

much respect to all involved

[Ghost1]

Bags, did you know Plot is a Rapflava original, he was there since like 2003 at least.

im aware lol

sad shit

that place still open? I used to check it every once and again....shit was deader then PR tho

[sral]

lmao RF long gone yo

I posted there too, that's where I know of Vulgar / Darth Yoda / Plot / CopyPat from

couple other dudes I forget but maybe Neigh and Beyond?

dude who dropped the Bees On A Plane as well was nice with it, HalfWitIt actually was his name I remember now as I wrote that sentence haha

I fucked with RF man, a lot of good topical writers came from there

Exis I think too

[dead man]

STRONGARM was dope as well

[dead man]

Anyway

Voting tonight since nobody else seems to be and no voting deadline was set