1-2 Magazine Week 2.

[Allen Knight]

Week 2 1-2 Punchline Magazine


Intro

Wattup u muthafuckin cry baby bitch ass niggas, it's yah'll bizzoy A. Knightmare here for week 2 maggy of the 1-2. This past week was fire almost everyone showed just 2 ppl didn't but there oppenets did so thats all goodie. We had some fire punches & some not so fire but it'll get better as the season goes on & shit. Let's get into this mag yah'll.

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Battle Reviews


Infiltration Vs Blanco Bishop

This wasn't a close one tbh, Blancos bar didn't hit at all the wording was way off tbh that concept coulda been dope foreal but it was way to wordy, work on wordin bro. Inf had a solid line nothin crazy but still good enough to take this dub eay. Inf wins


Bags Vs Hearder Hearder

This was also a blow out, zelph tried some weird concept that was on social media about a dude smashin a chicken sandwich but not popular enough for most to get cuz shit wasnt even funny. Bags had a funny line the concept was dope, creative. He swept this in votes. Winner bags.


Chyeahhh!!! Vs Innovator

Thought this was close imo, but both coulda done more w/ there concepts. Inn wordin really held back his jawn from hittin. Chyeah's hit a little harder in the voters eyes & he picked up the dub here, but pick up the slack this week bruhs. Winner Chin.


Schadenfreude Vs Aero

Like i predicted if both dropped to there abilities this will be BOTW & it was both had some nice bars. Schad bar imo hit real nice i liked the way u did the antenna play tbh, nice shit. Aero had a dope bar funny & creative off the quote. Thought this would be closer in votes tho, but aero took it in a nice battle, props to both for droppin like i knew they could, thats whatsup.


Cyrax Vs 2tripple0


This wasn't close but honestly it was the best effort i seen 2trip do tbh, He's getttin the idea just work on being a lil more creative u worded ur bar cool but there was no creative twist kinda bland but stay in & bet by half way threw the season u'll be on ur shit. Cyrax actually dropped a pretty nice bar here, one the ones i liked the most this week, good name play, dude def can be a problem in the league w/ those type of bars. Props. He wons this jawn.


Diablo Vs Cred

This was kinda weird one, cuz lars had a concept thought it might hit & felt like that flip was gonna be fire then it feel flat & cred dropped a solid line tbh nothin crazy jus hit much better than diablos but i thought this battle would be fire, it was bad or anything just not as good as it should of been. But cred gets the w here.



Destroyer Vs Awww Shit

Wasn't feelin this battle. Aww dropped a really played bar & didn't flip it fresh at all, his wordin is there but concepts need work. I thought he would come w/ some fire here. Des had an ight line a really simple bar & i saw it coming before i even finished the punch but he did enough to win in the voters eyes, Step it up next week fellas.


Pinot Grij Vs Bash

This was close to being battle of the week, both dropped pretty nice bars. i thought this one would also be alot closer in votes tbh. Bash had a cool twist on this bar seen interlock lines but not flipped like that so it was pretty nice but i thought pinto had a real dope bar w/ that flip on earhart concept. I enjoyed both bars yah'll did ur thang, props. Bash won this jawn.

[Allen Knight]

Battle of the week


Schadenfreude Vs Aero


Aero

You're def Beyond

If I were Beyond, I wouldn't lose so much.

Ayo that sucks cuz

People feared Beyond, he was a one eyed BEAST

& now your next SC opponent will know not to confuse the two
When dog finds out you're not a monster - shows over, that's Scooby Doo



Schadenfreude


Dweeb just wanna be seen, messing up screens when he talks
his constant bad reception is fucking up the views, antenna lead to a box.


Winner= Aero




Punches of the week
In no order


Pinot Grij
If Bash at a bar and a girl ask her friend to talk to this weird 'tard
You'll see that wingwoman vanish without a trace.. Amelia Earhart


Bash
You love your lady? Bitch please, showing affection is so weak.
Only time we wanna see your fingers interlock, is in a box dropping you 6 feet.


Witty
You know them sores on your girls pussy? it's herpes...it ain't stopping, it's permanent
She got so many pre written scripts for that STI she could win the topical tournament.


Aero
& now your next SC opponent will know not to confuse the two
When dog finds out you're not a monster - shows over, that's Scooby Doo


Schadenfreude
Dweeb just wanna be seen, messing up screens when he talks
his constant bad reception is fucking up the views, antenna lead to a box.


Cyrax
You'll always be in the bottom ranks...this gon be a petty read,
Fuck tripwire you even here? your wack ass'll never blow up in any league


Bags
these hands set ur accomodations, no need to handle that larkin
ill give u that nose bleed...that's the cheap seats..an ya lip? handicap parking




Power Ranks

1. Infiltration

2. Aero

3. Destroyer

4. Bags

5. Bash

6.Cred

7. Cyrax

8. Schadenfreude

9. Pinot Grij

10. Witty

[Allen Knight]

Battle Previews



Witty Vs Destroyer

This could be a fire battle, if both drop to there skill level, Last week Witty dropped a dope bar one the best that week, sucks he got N/S but shit prolly woulda won. Des dropped w/e punch last week just enough to win, but if he don't drop a dope line here he will catch a loss, but i don't see him sleepin on the irish man. This is to close to call anyone can take it
Winner=50/50


Diablo Vs 2tripple0

Lars can drop bars & i think he was prolly drunk last week when he dropped his lol, shit coulda been dope but he worded it all wrong, but i think he will turn it around & drop some nice shit here. 2 has to workin on being more creative & not so bland tbh i think he'll start to pick it up later in the season but he wont win this one, lars gets the W
Winner=Diablo 70/30



Bags Vs Bash

Think this may be a BOTW contender, Bash dropped a nice bar last week in a good battle, he needs to drop some creative shit to get the dub here. Bags has bars & whens in the zone he can drop fire cuz he has herpes, but last week his bar was funny as fuck, i think he'll be on his a game here & take the victory but bash could win this.
Winner= Bags 60/40



Inflitration Vs Cred

Shit another dope ass battle, this jawn can be fire if both drop there A-game, Cred the gun bar gangsta but Inf can drop a dope gun bar also, while i think cred is more harsh w/ them,i think inf is more creative, this shit can be real close tbh. Depends who wants to win this more but ima say Inf cuz he's a little more creative imo w/ the bars but cred can def take this one.
Winner=Inf 55/45



Cyrax Vs Aero

This jawn can be the sleeper BOTW tbh, aero coming off a nice win & a dope showin last week proving hes not sleepin on no one & cyrax dropped a nice bar also.
I think aero will pull the win here cuz he might want to prove that he still got it & champ first but anything can happen cyrax could win this too, but ima say aero in a dope battle if both drop fire.
Winner=Aero 60/40


Kin Vs Chyeahhh!!!

This battle could be good if chin don't drop what he did last week, i seen him drop way better than that, he can put together a dope bar, lets see if he does. Kin got N/S'ed last week but his bar was pretty good tbh i think he might have beaten cryogen w/ that shit it was smooth & to the point w/ a lil creativity, props. I think he wins if he drops like that but chin can pull this dub out here also.
Winner=Kin 60/40


Blanco Bishop Vs Innovator


Both didn't have the best showings last week but that can change this week. Blanco has concepts but wordin holds his shit back. Innovator has the same problem hopefully they tighten there wordin up this week & drop nice, this is close but i think inno wins cuz his wordin is a lil better but not by much this can go either way.
Winner=Innovator 60/40


Schadenfreude Vs Hearder Hearder


Schad is comin off a tough loss last week but he had a good bar so its all good, He can drop some dope shit & be a problem in the league, i feel he will be soon. Lip Bosh is a weirdo but hes claimin he's not gonna lose again but well see if he dropped what he did last week he will. I got schad takin this one.
Winner=Schaden 70/30



Pinot Grij Vs Awww Shit

I think awww shit is mad rusty by readin his bar & hasn't battled in a min. He needs to battle more & shake the rust off, idk how good or if he was at all back in the day, just keep battlin. Pinto was in a nice battle last week, had a dope bar also, hes been droppin good since i seen him start battling again, he wins this one.
Winner=Pinot 70/30

[Allen Knight]

Greed Vs Killing Spree

This will be a decent one, greed is really off/on tbh he can drop a nice bar then not, he might be rusty cuz i haven't seen him drop a bar in a min. Killing is pretty decent also he can be inconsistent but then he can also drop nice shit, this is a toss up cuz it depends whos on or not lol. I think killing takes it cuz i seen him battle more recent than greed.
Winner=Killin 60/40


Lotto Smirk Vs Chemist

I have lotto taking this one, off the bat cuz i seen chem verse in the SC & it didn't have really anything crazy, but u can tell he's still learning & if he takes advice an read ol battles he can get good cuz he has the idea & wording is ight, lotto got bars an can drop some harsh ones. I see him winning this
Winner= Lotto 70/30[/b


[b]Barcotic Vs Certain


Certain did pretty well last season of the 1-2 as i can see & hes back to see if he could champ. Hes got a tough task vs the cry baby pussy bar i would say something nice about him but i wont cuz no matter what he'll find something to say about it or bitch about it like a cornball so fuck u bar here is somthing u can cry about now. This can be close one tho, certain has concepts his FN verse he posted cuz he didnt make the deadline had some nice lines, but i see faggot bar winning this one tbh but certain has the skills to take it.
Winner=Barslobic 60/40


Maximus Vs Knowp


This can be a close one or not. Max does pretty good in the 1-2 every year he has some nice concepts & wording tbh but i haven't seen him around in a while so idk if he's rusty. Know is inconsistent tbh he can drop some cool bars then some bland played ones but max shouldnt sleep nor know on him. I think max will take this imo but shit know could drop a nice line & win if he stays away from being played.
Winner=Max 60/40


Dope Music


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcLgmEK-Zek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Fy8dVuxPc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wnePHz4M5I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vw33B0z_nPw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoZfPf2i8ys



WTF'S

WTF AT RB STEALIN THE WHOLE STYLE OF NC MAGS LOLL
WTF AT THEM SUCKIN AT IT, ATLEAST BE GOOD IF UR GONNA JACK SHIT CUZ THERE ALMOST EXACT BUT JUST A SHITTY VERSION
WTF AT ONLY 2 PPL NO SHOWIN, NOT BAD
WTF KAPERNICK HAVIN A FRO LOOKIN LIKE A BUM WEARIN A NFL JERSEY
WTF AT THE BRONCOS CUTTIN RONNIE HILLMAN THERE LEADIN RUSHER LAST SEASON
WTF AT UFC ON SATURDAY STARTING AT 3PM FUCK GERMANY TIME ZONE
WTF AT INFILTRATION HAVIN THE NERVE TO ASK FOR AN EXT ON ONE BAR LOLL, NIGGA WAKE THE FUCK UP

[Allen Knight]

Sexy Chicks


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Outro


There u have it yah'll pussy muthafuckas another week of the 1-2 league magazine, Next week i might throw up a cypher & shit idk yet but make this week fire, drop bars & vote, im doing my part do urs pussies, pz from yah boy AK im out this bitch.

[Aero]

Yooooooo dope mag.

Cyrax doesn't have a chance.

Dead @ lip bosh

Bags does have herpes you can tell.

The girls at end nice, the first four aight the rest bangers.

Lmk if you need tips on pulling women like these.

[Hush]

Nice

[Bash]

Good shit bro

[Schadenfreude]

Lmao @ "LIP BOSH"

Areo I'm the secret to yo success nigga, I GOT U THE #2 SPOT!

Dope mag AK & great taste in women, propers.

[Hearder Hearder]

Next week I'll be providing pics of real life women that I personally know

But cool mag except lip bosh

[Ghost1]

fire. repped/

[Pinot Grij]

In the first mag, I thought it was just auto-correct but I think I now should intervene and let you know my name is not Pinto. Dope mag tho and thanks for giving my punch the love it never got in the votes.

[Diablo]

good mag bruh

[Inno]

Def a dope mag and enjoyed it to the fullest.

Thank you good sir.

Edit

Repps

[Witty]

Props bro.

[Cyrax]

this was a dope magazine bro

[KnowP]

Nigga there's only soo much content you can cover in a league mag. Y'all swear y'all invented everything. Kill yourself.

Dope mag though. Think I'm stealing the intro. ;)

[KnowP]

And the fourteen year old females at the end do nothing for me.

#freshmen

[Witty]

And the fourteen year old females at the end do nothing for me.

#freshmen

Wot.

[Ghost1]

In the first mag, I thought it was just auto-correct but I think I now should intervene and let you know my name is not Pinto. Dope mag tho and thanks for giving my punch the love it never got in the votes.

Lmao

Settle down Pinto

[Allen Knight]

And the fourteen year old females at the end do nothing for me.

#freshmen



That's ana cheri she like 25 LOL, wtf kinda shit do u be lookin at on ur comp weirdo, haha.

[Allen Knight]

http://cdn-s3.si.com/s3fs-public/images/ana-cheri-facebook11.jpg


If that don't do nothing for u, then nigga u gay.

[Hearder Hearder]

She had back problems bro wtf

[Cred]

Crackkkk my dude

[Certain]

I've liked a few of his verses in the past, but I really don't get why people thought Bash's line was good last week. Are y'all really so scared of your own identities that you don't hold hands with women?

[Ghost1]

Lol I more so liked that his opponent was murdered at the end....where as his opponent just had sum girl running away from him at the bar......bashes fear of public affection didn't sway me either way lol

[Awww Shit]

Dope mag

[Schadenfreude]

I've liked a few of his verses in the past, but I really don't get why people thought Bash's line was good last week. Are y'all really so scared of your own identities that you don't hold hands with women?

Have a point, but it was his play on the imagery that made it effective. Besides PG was creative, but who hasn't been curved by a broad? If a dude says he pulls 100% of the women his pursues, he's mfing liar. Because of that fact, in my mind his diss wasn't heavy enough.

[Pinot Grij]

Certain Murder wins every time. Guns, knives, bazookas, a jar of acid. Killing someone is the way to go.

[Blanco Bishop]

Dope.

[Kill Spree]

Nice mag

[Witty]

Do people not have to check in here?

I just ask because this is the second week my opponent hasn't checked...do we not do that in this league?

[Ghost1]

check a dick in ur mouth FAGGIT

[Witty]

check a dick in ur mouth FAGGIT

I'm not even sure how to do that but I'll give it a go!

[Ghost1]

k den...well....idk where to go from here. thank you>?

[Witty]

You are very welcome.

[Allen Knight]

Naw, u dont have to check in, but ur facing des he'll show, this is all he got.

[Witty]

Good to know

*salutes*

[Ghost1]

lmfao @ this all he got aha

*shovels thrown*

[Allen Knight]

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[Cred]

http://i.imgur.com/sm157rK.gif

Hahaha

[Witty]

Lmao

[Certain]

Why would you check in when you could just write one couplet of rap lyrics and be done?

[Aero]

Why would you check in when you could just write one couplet of rap lyrics and be done?

This is not your arena bro so please be humble while you're here.

[Witty]

Why would you check in when you could just write one couplet of rap lyrics and be done?

I know, right?

[Ghost1]

http://i.imgur.com/sm157rK.gif

Looooooool

[Slechtn]

when push comes to...shovel