ALTE 0-0 VS TeckNeek 0-0 - TECK WINS

[Allen Knight]

NETCEES 1-2 PUNCHLINE LEAGUE SEASON 4

Due Thursday 12 pacific

Rules: no feeding, swaying, bitting, Recycling.
& dont post in other ppls battles unless its to vote or u'll be booted.

NO EXT, AT ALL.

ALTE

TeckNeek

[TeckNeek]

Im bout to CTRL ALT, and Delete, your gonna Backspace with defeat,
Only time you win with a rear naked is putting your boyfriend to sleep,

[ALTE]

Hate to interrupt your speech, You ran outer luck this week/
Im like immortals chick, the way I just fucked tecnique/

[Hearder Hearder]

Lmao this was bad


But vote alte for at least making me laugh at the corniness

[Kin]

Is that a feed off teck's? or just rhyme scheme coincidence..anyways..

haha

Teck set up was straight...punch was kinda eh

alte..comparing yourself to a chick...or maybe you are a female?? I dunno I'm confused but your set up went well with the punch...

Vote- Alte... kinda funny

[Slechtn]

Can't say much about this battle but I know neither are making top punches of the week. lol.Honestly, very light battle.Gay bars are gay. I wasn't feeling Teck's approach on this. I'm going for ALTE who had a better twist to his line and I guess an over more direct nameplay punch.

Vote - Alte

[Certain]

This battle feels straight out of 2004, and not in a good way. TeckNeek put his good wordplay in the first line, then made the focal point into a played-as-fuck line about rear naked chokes that also had weird innuendo to it. Still, I thought the combination of the two lines was so much better than ALTE's bad, bad name play about a rapper who hasn't been relevant in years.

Vote: TeckNeek

[sral]

going with Teck here because he's a fellow crew member and im an asshole

[Inno]

Wasn't feeling teks set up to much then he threw a gay punch.

Alte had better wording but his punch lacked impact.

Going with alte

[Hush]

Didn't feel either
I got teck tho other guy was too basic

[Pinot Grij]

Pretty bad - ALTE was awful though. Teckneek was at least chuckleworthy.

vote -- Teckneek

[Useless]

Both were gay


V. Teck

[Adonis]

Not a fan of either, good shit talk, but not good disses in this format. But nique came harder imo, see what I did there?

V/tek

[Bash]

V-Teck for being the lesser of the two evils

[Chemist]

man didnt like neither but going for tek here, for the comedy

[Aero]

Both were kinda gay. ALTE's was gay unintentionally. I'll have to go with Teck because ALTE's was kinda too basic.

Teck

[2tripple0]

Ehhh wasn't feeling either as well but fr fr I think late was the stronger suit so gotta go vote alt.... because fr fr tech was way too complex and it just wasn't easy on the eyes....I think he could have come much better if his bar was more natural...he threw too many concepts in one bar for my liking...

[Ghost1]

u bros having a gay battle in here. rear naked chokes and alte just outright said he fuckin teck

shew guys...shew

v teck



but if I could vote for u to both lose that would be my vote/



it was a bit of a reach ya know like cronus trying to make archives & chives work

cuz they sound so similar/////. serious man that shit was bad ya should vote for orc nomsayin.