Cred
11-21-2016, 09:34 PM
Yup, Almighty Cred here with volume 2 of this shit.
Lets givem classics!
Fly in...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23ueR7Hkrs
INTRO
LETS FUCKIN GOO!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/cuPOIx3M2oSLC/giphy.gif
*lights blunt*
Week 1 is in the books and it ended up being an alright turn out. Although two of the spotlight matches were no shows (throwback classic/main event) we still had like 4 or 5 solid matches. I looked back at a couple NBL seasons and we are progressively getting better results each season with our opening weeks. This is where we weed out those no showers. Anyways, lets get on with this fuckin mag cause Week 2 looks promising along with some interesting match ups!
WEEK 1
BATTLE REVIEWS
https://media.giphy.com/media/kHeqvBTv992yk/giphy_s.gif
ill nik-A vs Destroyer
The OG showdown end up being the only main event where both showed and they put on a show. Votes went fairly in favor of niks verse though. Both did there thing.
Slechtn vs Unfukwitable
I enjoyed this battle. Slecht just happened to run into a hot Unfuk verse. Still relatively close but Un won this pretty decisively.
Blanco Bishop vs Legion
This was another one of the few battles where both showed. This one was neck n neck tbh. Last match to get closed cus of how close it was. Both didnt have the greatest showing but both definitely show promise to the league if they both consistently show. Legion squeezed this one out here.
BATTLE OF THE WEEK
Goes to them dudes ill nik-A/Destroyer! They were the first to show & the only ones to both show for one of my special matches of week 1. These dudes both showcased that there old asses could still bring it & definetly gonna be a threat to the league. Props to both.
Destroyer's Verse
I honestly think both can get the dub here but I'm leaning nik-A by a slim margin.
dude writes fake text, all u do is sit, eat & await death
^ That quote's the ONLY time "nik-A" and "slim" were mentioned in the same breath
I'll take a stand now, I read ur bars & never see a solid 10 dude
so when I say I'm putting my foot down, I mean onto ur oxygen tube
get a GED, sign up online, go to class at night, man
this dude thinks coke zero is the name for his life plan
we both old as fuck & that's just the truth bruh
difference is in two months, I won't be deported back to Cuba
I'm coming to gat ya faggot, heard u gobble up balls like pac-man
But when I pop these cans, u lose weight quick, I call it the ultra slim fast plan
U a snitch too, grab the gasoline & let it pour before I torch u
& I'll leave a crisp rat that won't be starring in Jurassic World 2
ill nik-A's Verse
My aim is nasty & crazy
& Once u feel the bite from the skunk... it's shots to your stomach like vaccines for rabies
Nigga we laugh at ur talents
When I stop u on ur first week... u'd swear ur whole NBL run Is a Mannequin challenge
& lmao at ur cell selling labor
u can't afford to go up against my heat cuz ur green light... I call that water in the radiator
I'll easily serve this bitch
& that's not up for discussion... since u in there sneak-beggin bags to come back to help word ur shit
ur girl a freak, a bukake slut
That flat chested bitch is in gangbangs bringin her A-game... but it doesn't take much to fill up her party cup
We some old whining fucks!
but I'm much more clever for sure
IRL u only buy Jordan's cuz of me... which makes my I got robbed threads much better than urs
VERSE OF THE WEEK
Goes to..
Unfukwitable
Ya posse soft.. I'll blow ya thoughts on the rest of ya team;
hope 1 of them feathers hangin in ya circle really catches ya dreams.
My snub-nose plannin 2 getcha.. even if u stuffed ya pants w/ the grippa;
News Flash: U can still go down holdin a nose like Amateur swimmers!
U not TOP5, 10 or even 20... But ur smart enough to be avoidin this problem...
Nipsey Hussle's Slauson cover.. even the Y's can be on point at the bottom.
On RB inboxin Barcotic for feed every week... ya skills non-existent;
U always got a Bar4Bar but could never do that against the competition.
Guns'll let ya spit 'free, da K low' but when I aim & blaze it;
Forensics'll be 'Browse'n' for his brain while his blood paints the pavement.
https://media.giphy.com/media/2ExMlxocKrSBG/giphy.gif
Runner Up: Allen Knight
u aint street at all, L.O.L niggas be rippin them clips
nuthin about u's Urban, Legends dont need a faggot spittin some Myths
sprayin a uzi at yah torso, my hand tuggin the shotty
Bulimia shot to the stomach'll have u throwing up all the blood in ur body
& last time we battled u robbed me, dont hide it clown
if Azn market a win, them im'a stab his dog & sell the limbs in china town
go drown urself in sum liquor, u fell off ya wack bitch
cuz Non-alcohol drinking & his name has less of a buzz than that shit
snuff u out in ur crib pussy & leave u faded in ur hall
my Fissile hit u so hard it'll look like a nuclear bomb detonated in ur jaw
i'll murder u right by ur team, this punk isn't legal
one shot to the head & ur Dais fucked up right in front of ur people
stop actin like ur a pimp, bitches look at u an wanna hurl buddy
cuz any bitch on this planet UFO has looks that are out of this world ugly
calling me a spic will get u merked fast, i'll stomp u hater
annoucing that spanish shit'll get u slammed thru a table like WWF commentators
BARS OF THE WEEK
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBkRf5WKXbP7hXq/giphy.gif
This that big money shit! The haymakers of the NBL's season 10 - Week 1.
n u ain't no gangster, we know that it's just well staged
if ksg I'll
- Lotto Smirk
But for me, it's surgery when I squirt these things & serve ya mean
You'll be riddled w. bullets til it resembles an Enigma/Deadshot murder scene
-Suthaveli
sprayin a uzi at yah torso, my hand tuggin the shotty
Bulimia shot to the stomach'll have u throwing up all the blood in ur body
snuff u out in ur crib pussy & leave u faded in ur hall
my Fissile hit u so hard it'll look like a nuclear bomb detonated in ur jaw
- Allen Knight
Brush past u while u rehearse ur scheme, & If ur wordin' ain't mean;
It's a guaranteed boot right to the head, I'll turn u to Vermin Supreme.
- Slechtn
My snub-nose plannin 2 getcha.. even if u stuffed ya pants w/ the grippa;
News Flash: U can still go down holdin a nose like Amateur swimmers!
U not TOP5, 10 or even 20... But ur smart enough to be avoidin this problem...
Nipsey Hussle's Slauson cover.. even the Y's can be on point at the bottom.
- Unfukwitable
get a GED, sign up online, go to class at night, man
this dude thinks coke zero is the name for his life plan
we both old as fuck & that's just the truth bruh
difference is in two months, I won't be deported back to Cuba
- Destroyer
Nigga we laugh at ur talents
When I stop u on ur first week... u'd swear ur whole NBL run Is a Mannequin challenge
I'll easily serve this bitch
& that's not up for discussion... since u in there sneak-beggin bags to come back to help word ur shit
- ill nik-A
WEEK 2 MATCH UPS
The moment you guys wait for. Match ups revealed..
ill nik-A vs Allen Knight
Aero vs Unfukwitable
Schadenfreude vs Letterman
Alphabet vs Maximus
CBA vs Jayson Fresh
Mr. J vs Lotto Smirk
Suthaveli vs Blanco Bishop
Killing Spree vs R!canTheoryz
Useless vs Destroyer
Slechtn vs Legion
Chemist vs Defiant
Awww Shit vs Adonis
WEEK 2 PREVIEWS
https://media0.giphy.com/media/dr3Xpy4WPXpXW/giphy_s.gif
ill nik-A vs Allen Knight
Two top tier contenders face off for week 2's match here. Both are HOFers and two of the leagues top heavy hitters and proved so by what they dropped last week. Allen with his dope name/word plays and ill nik-A's new swag in full effect we'll see who takes the cake here. This is definitely a match to see.
Aero vs Unfukwitable
#OhManGawdDamn this one is gonna be a hit here too. Aero pmed me his verse last week and tbh I was surprised, that shit was dope. He said the G.O.A.T is back. We'll see what he brings up against Unfukwitable who dropped some fuego in week 1 showing he means business.
Schadenfreude vs Letterman
Do I got some classics set up this week or what? Schad is THAT dude. This guys pen game is crazyy. Letterman went on a long win streak over where nobody could fuck witen on RB and champed the whole season. This ones definetely also gonna be a match to see here too.
Useless vs Destroyer
Ahh, another nice match up. I like what both could do. Neither are new to being in tough matches and showing up and out. I expect some nice shit outta this one tbh. Good luck to both.
Alphabet vs Maximus
Alphabet from what I recall was pretty good at one point besides all the biting bs. Maximus has been actively battling around the board as of recent so I'm expecting a good showing from both here.
CBA vs Jayson Fresh
The RMBVL Showdown. Im hearing good things about this Jayson Fresh dude. Hopefully the rumors are true cus I set em up with someone who he has some history with. CBA isnt new to NBL coming back from last season and tryna put in some more work. Lets see what it do..
Mr. J vs Lotto Smirk
This has the potential to be a good match here too if they actually put some time in there verses. Mr. J could drop some bars and so could Lotto. Lets fuckin gooo!
Suthaveli vs Blanco Bishop
Suth got no showed in that throwback classic vs kami but dropped sum barss. Could use some polishing up with harsher wording but nonetheless showing hes ready to go. I seen Blanco with some clean wording last week lets see if he brings the consistency.
Killing Spree vs R!canTheoryz
Bad Blood match. These niggas been talkin non stop shit to each other in the 1-2 chat. Lets see all that shit talking converted into bars. Get em!
Slechtn vs Legion
Slecht coming off a tough L to Unfuk will look to redeem himself but so will Legion. Legion definitely got sum shit its jus needs to use fresher concepts. Should be a good one tho with Slechtn tryna get his first dub of the season.
Chemist vs Defiant
Chemist dropped pretty decent last week. If he could find a way to word his verses a bit harsher/direct I definitely see him being a force. Defiant not sure who he is but we'll see soon enough, wont we?
Awww Shit vs Adonis
Awww shit aka the fake aero. Dude is a alias of some sort. I havent reaally read any of his battles or atleast dont remember so we'll see what he brings. And I know Adonis battled in the 1-2 before but not sure how he faired. Anyways make it good both of yall.
FAIRWELL 2trip
https://media.giphy.com/media/jIfhMgpCkrIGY/giphy.gif
Its been real...
You went out the league like a G and atleast you got the dub in your last match battling here fam.
OUTRO
https://media.giphy.com/media/1iTWX1JnFw14y8GA/giphy.gif
Well there you guys have it, the NBL's second magazine of season 10. This week definitely looks promising so lets all show up and give everybody what they come here for day in and out, BAR$! The young OG smoking OG signing off here. *salute*
Fly out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oYD5SE64g
Lets givem classics!
Fly in...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k23ueR7Hkrs
INTRO
LETS FUCKIN GOO!!
https://media.giphy.com/media/cuPOIx3M2oSLC/giphy.gif
*lights blunt*
Week 1 is in the books and it ended up being an alright turn out. Although two of the spotlight matches were no shows (throwback classic/main event) we still had like 4 or 5 solid matches. I looked back at a couple NBL seasons and we are progressively getting better results each season with our opening weeks. This is where we weed out those no showers. Anyways, lets get on with this fuckin mag cause Week 2 looks promising along with some interesting match ups!
WEEK 1
BATTLE REVIEWS
https://media.giphy.com/media/kHeqvBTv992yk/giphy_s.gif
ill nik-A vs Destroyer
The OG showdown end up being the only main event where both showed and they put on a show. Votes went fairly in favor of niks verse though. Both did there thing.
Slechtn vs Unfukwitable
I enjoyed this battle. Slecht just happened to run into a hot Unfuk verse. Still relatively close but Un won this pretty decisively.
Blanco Bishop vs Legion
This was another one of the few battles where both showed. This one was neck n neck tbh. Last match to get closed cus of how close it was. Both didnt have the greatest showing but both definitely show promise to the league if they both consistently show. Legion squeezed this one out here.
BATTLE OF THE WEEK
Goes to them dudes ill nik-A/Destroyer! They were the first to show & the only ones to both show for one of my special matches of week 1. These dudes both showcased that there old asses could still bring it & definetly gonna be a threat to the league. Props to both.
Destroyer's Verse
I honestly think both can get the dub here but I'm leaning nik-A by a slim margin.
dude writes fake text, all u do is sit, eat & await death
^ That quote's the ONLY time "nik-A" and "slim" were mentioned in the same breath
I'll take a stand now, I read ur bars & never see a solid 10 dude
so when I say I'm putting my foot down, I mean onto ur oxygen tube
get a GED, sign up online, go to class at night, man
this dude thinks coke zero is the name for his life plan
we both old as fuck & that's just the truth bruh
difference is in two months, I won't be deported back to Cuba
I'm coming to gat ya faggot, heard u gobble up balls like pac-man
But when I pop these cans, u lose weight quick, I call it the ultra slim fast plan
U a snitch too, grab the gasoline & let it pour before I torch u
& I'll leave a crisp rat that won't be starring in Jurassic World 2
ill nik-A's Verse
My aim is nasty & crazy
& Once u feel the bite from the skunk... it's shots to your stomach like vaccines for rabies
Nigga we laugh at ur talents
When I stop u on ur first week... u'd swear ur whole NBL run Is a Mannequin challenge
& lmao at ur cell selling labor
u can't afford to go up against my heat cuz ur green light... I call that water in the radiator
I'll easily serve this bitch
& that's not up for discussion... since u in there sneak-beggin bags to come back to help word ur shit
ur girl a freak, a bukake slut
That flat chested bitch is in gangbangs bringin her A-game... but it doesn't take much to fill up her party cup
We some old whining fucks!
but I'm much more clever for sure
IRL u only buy Jordan's cuz of me... which makes my I got robbed threads much better than urs
VERSE OF THE WEEK
Goes to..
Unfukwitable
Ya posse soft.. I'll blow ya thoughts on the rest of ya team;
hope 1 of them feathers hangin in ya circle really catches ya dreams.
My snub-nose plannin 2 getcha.. even if u stuffed ya pants w/ the grippa;
News Flash: U can still go down holdin a nose like Amateur swimmers!
U not TOP5, 10 or even 20... But ur smart enough to be avoidin this problem...
Nipsey Hussle's Slauson cover.. even the Y's can be on point at the bottom.
On RB inboxin Barcotic for feed every week... ya skills non-existent;
U always got a Bar4Bar but could never do that against the competition.
Guns'll let ya spit 'free, da K low' but when I aim & blaze it;
Forensics'll be 'Browse'n' for his brain while his blood paints the pavement.
https://media.giphy.com/media/2ExMlxocKrSBG/giphy.gif
Runner Up: Allen Knight
u aint street at all, L.O.L niggas be rippin them clips
nuthin about u's Urban, Legends dont need a faggot spittin some Myths
sprayin a uzi at yah torso, my hand tuggin the shotty
Bulimia shot to the stomach'll have u throwing up all the blood in ur body
& last time we battled u robbed me, dont hide it clown
if Azn market a win, them im'a stab his dog & sell the limbs in china town
go drown urself in sum liquor, u fell off ya wack bitch
cuz Non-alcohol drinking & his name has less of a buzz than that shit
snuff u out in ur crib pussy & leave u faded in ur hall
my Fissile hit u so hard it'll look like a nuclear bomb detonated in ur jaw
i'll murder u right by ur team, this punk isn't legal
one shot to the head & ur Dais fucked up right in front of ur people
stop actin like ur a pimp, bitches look at u an wanna hurl buddy
cuz any bitch on this planet UFO has looks that are out of this world ugly
calling me a spic will get u merked fast, i'll stomp u hater
annoucing that spanish shit'll get u slammed thru a table like WWF commentators
BARS OF THE WEEK
https://media.giphy.com/media/xT8qBkRf5WKXbP7hXq/giphy.gif
This that big money shit! The haymakers of the NBL's season 10 - Week 1.
n u ain't no gangster, we know that it's just well staged
if ksg I'll
- Lotto Smirk
But for me, it's surgery when I squirt these things & serve ya mean
You'll be riddled w. bullets til it resembles an Enigma/Deadshot murder scene
-Suthaveli
sprayin a uzi at yah torso, my hand tuggin the shotty
Bulimia shot to the stomach'll have u throwing up all the blood in ur body
snuff u out in ur crib pussy & leave u faded in ur hall
my Fissile hit u so hard it'll look like a nuclear bomb detonated in ur jaw
- Allen Knight
Brush past u while u rehearse ur scheme, & If ur wordin' ain't mean;
It's a guaranteed boot right to the head, I'll turn u to Vermin Supreme.
- Slechtn
My snub-nose plannin 2 getcha.. even if u stuffed ya pants w/ the grippa;
News Flash: U can still go down holdin a nose like Amateur swimmers!
U not TOP5, 10 or even 20... But ur smart enough to be avoidin this problem...
Nipsey Hussle's Slauson cover.. even the Y's can be on point at the bottom.
- Unfukwitable
get a GED, sign up online, go to class at night, man
this dude thinks coke zero is the name for his life plan
we both old as fuck & that's just the truth bruh
difference is in two months, I won't be deported back to Cuba
- Destroyer
Nigga we laugh at ur talents
When I stop u on ur first week... u'd swear ur whole NBL run Is a Mannequin challenge
I'll easily serve this bitch
& that's not up for discussion... since u in there sneak-beggin bags to come back to help word ur shit
- ill nik-A
WEEK 2 MATCH UPS
The moment you guys wait for. Match ups revealed..
ill nik-A vs Allen Knight
Aero vs Unfukwitable
Schadenfreude vs Letterman
Alphabet vs Maximus
CBA vs Jayson Fresh
Mr. J vs Lotto Smirk
Suthaveli vs Blanco Bishop
Killing Spree vs R!canTheoryz
Useless vs Destroyer
Slechtn vs Legion
Chemist vs Defiant
Awww Shit vs Adonis
WEEK 2 PREVIEWS
https://media0.giphy.com/media/dr3Xpy4WPXpXW/giphy_s.gif
ill nik-A vs Allen Knight
Two top tier contenders face off for week 2's match here. Both are HOFers and two of the leagues top heavy hitters and proved so by what they dropped last week. Allen with his dope name/word plays and ill nik-A's new swag in full effect we'll see who takes the cake here. This is definitely a match to see.
Aero vs Unfukwitable
#OhManGawdDamn this one is gonna be a hit here too. Aero pmed me his verse last week and tbh I was surprised, that shit was dope. He said the G.O.A.T is back. We'll see what he brings up against Unfukwitable who dropped some fuego in week 1 showing he means business.
Schadenfreude vs Letterman
Do I got some classics set up this week or what? Schad is THAT dude. This guys pen game is crazyy. Letterman went on a long win streak over where nobody could fuck witen on RB and champed the whole season. This ones definetely also gonna be a match to see here too.
Useless vs Destroyer
Ahh, another nice match up. I like what both could do. Neither are new to being in tough matches and showing up and out. I expect some nice shit outta this one tbh. Good luck to both.
Alphabet vs Maximus
Alphabet from what I recall was pretty good at one point besides all the biting bs. Maximus has been actively battling around the board as of recent so I'm expecting a good showing from both here.
CBA vs Jayson Fresh
The RMBVL Showdown. Im hearing good things about this Jayson Fresh dude. Hopefully the rumors are true cus I set em up with someone who he has some history with. CBA isnt new to NBL coming back from last season and tryna put in some more work. Lets see what it do..
Mr. J vs Lotto Smirk
This has the potential to be a good match here too if they actually put some time in there verses. Mr. J could drop some bars and so could Lotto. Lets fuckin gooo!
Suthaveli vs Blanco Bishop
Suth got no showed in that throwback classic vs kami but dropped sum barss. Could use some polishing up with harsher wording but nonetheless showing hes ready to go. I seen Blanco with some clean wording last week lets see if he brings the consistency.
Killing Spree vs R!canTheoryz
Bad Blood match. These niggas been talkin non stop shit to each other in the 1-2 chat. Lets see all that shit talking converted into bars. Get em!
Slechtn vs Legion
Slecht coming off a tough L to Unfuk will look to redeem himself but so will Legion. Legion definitely got sum shit its jus needs to use fresher concepts. Should be a good one tho with Slechtn tryna get his first dub of the season.
Chemist vs Defiant
Chemist dropped pretty decent last week. If he could find a way to word his verses a bit harsher/direct I definitely see him being a force. Defiant not sure who he is but we'll see soon enough, wont we?
Awww Shit vs Adonis
Awww shit aka the fake aero. Dude is a alias of some sort. I havent reaally read any of his battles or atleast dont remember so we'll see what he brings. And I know Adonis battled in the 1-2 before but not sure how he faired. Anyways make it good both of yall.
FAIRWELL 2trip
https://media.giphy.com/media/jIfhMgpCkrIGY/giphy.gif
Its been real...
You went out the league like a G and atleast you got the dub in your last match battling here fam.
OUTRO
https://media.giphy.com/media/1iTWX1JnFw14y8GA/giphy.gif
Well there you guys have it, the NBL's second magazine of season 10. This week definitely looks promising so lets all show up and give everybody what they come here for day in and out, BAR$! The young OG smoking OG signing off here. *salute*
Fly out...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95oYD5SE64g