I'm officially old

[Witty]

I could be out with my friends tonight, my girlfriend is in a different City, my child is with his Grandmother...Instead I'm at home with a bottle of Jameson watching football and enjoying the only day in 5 months I have had my house to myself. Fuck bars and clubs. This is life.

[Otty]

It's cool bro. as long as you're happy. Just know these hoes ain't loyal

[Witty]

I used to be paranoid about that too.

[Witty]

I mean, she could fuck someone else, she's a young woman out with her mainly single friends...But she's done enough to show me she only wants me. If she makes that decision, I'll be shocked, we will break up if I find out, but I doubt she'd do it. It is what it is.

[Otty]

Smoke some weed bruh. You seem to be worried

[Witty]

I am weed bruh. I used to worry. Now I smile because my Dad died a few months ago and he was my best friend. And he used to just smile and say 'It is what it is' so now I do that.

How are you?

[Otty]

Yeah man it's unhealthy to get worked up over things you can't control. Me I'm doing well. No real plans for me either but we'll see what happens.

[Witty]

Have a good one. I'm watching otters eat stuff.

[uh-oh]

hey brother

ive been sipping bulleit and cleaning all day. finally hanging shit around my place, finished the record wall, hung up a giant clock. been bumping all types of older shit alchemist produced

my plan tonight is to smoke weed and watch the buckeyes play clemson. american college football.

[uh-oh]

alabama is about to body washington

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TDoUCR_xlU

love to see an upset but i doubt it.

[Witty]

That video didn't work :(

[uh-oh]

That video didn't work :(

yea they probably closed the stream, i'm still watching it but about to shut it off because i don't care for either team lol.

im sobering up about to hit the grocery store. i'm thinking of making my shitty taco salad, aka taco seasoned ground beef, lettuce, fritos, cheese and sauces. hits the stomach like a pile of bricks. when i get the food buzz going it should be a good bed for when i'm really drinking later

but yea i ain't doing shit either i'm old as balls. i'm trying to save money to buy this.

https://www.djfinancedirect.co.uk/_Assets/_managed/shop/product/images/Maschine_Studio_Black_medium.jpg

+

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTAwMFgxMDAw/z/eP8AAOSwOdpXygQt/$_1.JPG?set_id=880000500F

+

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= like 2500 :(

[Otty]

I got invites to a couple parties. Trying to figure out which ones gonna have white women 30 years and up

[Greed]

27 is the official age of being old

[Witty]

I'm 26 and 5 months...Do I count?

[Mr. J]

The days alone are the best.

[Maximus]

lol guys Witty good to see u moving on well after your best friend's aka dad's death, it aint easy bro.. stay uppity. to everyone happy new years, which is just another normal day anyways

[boof]

same situation, finally have the house to myself which is stupid rare. but i also never go out anymore and theres a few house parties. but also i'm 28 so im pretty sure i'll just sit here and edit videos of me rapping like an adult should

[~RustyGunZ~]

this is like my 5th year doing such stuff witty

it's dope

honestly even when I was going out a lot new years was the worst holiday, too many people that can't handle their liquor all out at once being complete messes and burdens

[Diode]

Lol 20 somethings complaining about age

[Witty]

Lol it's not even about age. It's about what I consider a good night now vs last year.

[Witty]

It's just past 5am here, woke up on the couch, so I guess it's just past midnight in some parts of America? Happy new year folks :)
Diode no complaints, I had an awesome night lol hope you do too.

[Witty]

Update: It is almost 20 minutes past 6am and I am making duck spring rolls, finna enjoy my last hours of freedom.

[Otty]

You're a beast witty. Happy new year brev

[Witty]

Getting in to a second bottle now before I sleep again, Happy New Year to you too.

[Witty]

And no hangover.

That's probably a sign I drink too much.

[Diode]

It's just past 5am here, woke up on the couch, so I guess it's just past midnight in some parts of America? Happy new year folks :)
Diode no complaints, I had an awesome night lol hope you do too.

wife worked her usual shift so we grabbed dinner down the road around 9p, out of there about 10p, came home and she drank some NA garbage faux champagne and i had some shitty grocery store champagne before falling asleep.

just waiting for this kid to get here mann

[Witty]

Whens the due date?

[Diablo]

wife worked her usual shift so we grabbed dinner down the road around 9p, out of there about 10p, came home and she drank some NA garbage faux champagne and i had some shitty grocery store champagne before falling asleep.

just waiting for this kid to get here mann

similar scenario man

baby was due the 30th

spent the last few days with wifey having contractions and whatnot but still no sure signs

it's just a waiting game from here on out

[Diode]

Whens the due date?

18th.

[Zaddy]

18th.

Ahh my birthday!

& What will you name it?

[Witty]

Damn they could both be here any day lol I hope everything goes perfectly for both of you.

[Diablo]

Ahh my birthday!

& What will you name it?

everyone that didn't suggest Schottky Diode missed a trick here

[EtH]

Since moving to uni, I've realized that I'm old because:-

No one knows who Craig David is.

In a conversation about recording tapes off the radio, I had "My dad used to do that" responded.

I told someone to put on some "old school shit" when asked what music to play, and they played Like A G6 and were adamant it was old school.

People who are heavily into drugs don't remember the madness that was the legal high trade.

I was laughed at for thinking Timberlands and Air Force Ones were the best shoes, and was told that Vans were better...

I don't understand how Snapchat works and everyone thinks it's hilarious.

I don't know whether people are wearing socks or if they deliberately hide them now.

No one knows what Bebo or Myspace is.