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Diablo
01-03-2017, 09:01 PM
Jesus fucking Christ

I've been awake 22 hours solid with my wife in labour

I won't bore you with detail but it was a little girl, weighing just 5 pound 6 ounces

the most memorable moment of my life without question

so surreal

it still hasn't really sunk in but I feel like one of the most blessed people on the planet right now

truly the biggest game changer I can ever imagine

still can't quite believe it

it's 2am here and I'm in a taxi on the way home, wifey and baby are laid up in hospital for a couple days to recouperate


WOW

Aero
01-03-2017, 09:05 PM
Jesus fucking Christ

I've been awake 22 hours solid with my wife in labour

I won't bore you with detail but it was a little girl, weighing just 5 pound 6 ounces

the most memorable moment of my life without question

so surreal

it still hasn't really sunk in but I feel like one of the most blessed people on the planet right now

truly the biggest game changer I can ever imagine

still can't quite believe it

it's 2am here and I'm in a taxi on the way home, wifey and baby are laid up in hospital for a couple days to recouperate


WOW


Just went through the same experience. Congrats.

Otty
01-03-2017, 09:07 PM
Congrats baron. Hopefully she's not as ugly as you

Diode
01-03-2017, 09:14 PM
Do everything the opposite of Bags

Still waiting here. She got membranes done today to try to speed things up.

Diablo
01-03-2017, 09:16 PM
lmao I don't get salty about comments like that but come on yo

my daughter hours old and you entering a bruhs thread on that lame shit?

jeez

Zaddy
01-03-2017, 09:21 PM
Congrats bro

2tripple0 to thread

Mr. J
01-03-2017, 09:22 PM
Congrats bruh

Razah
01-03-2017, 10:05 PM
Cool shit man. Congrats'

big baby
01-04-2017, 12:00 AM
hope u burn it fgt

Barcotic
01-04-2017, 12:53 AM
cngrats yo

Adonis
01-04-2017, 01:26 AM
name her nessy or GTFO!!!

saludè broseph. MMLP will buy you a pint on my behalf

MMLP
01-04-2017, 05:40 AM
CONGRATS BRO!

Witty
01-04-2017, 05:44 AM
:D congrats man!

uh-oh
01-04-2017, 05:53 AM
congrats man, i hope you wanted this dawg

asylum
01-04-2017, 06:13 AM
Congratulations Diablo! I'm hoping to impregnate a fellow human being soon myself!

Hope your family grows to be happy and healthy. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

oats
01-04-2017, 08:26 AM
congrats. pass on the topical tradition. middle name Myrmidon.

Witty
01-04-2017, 10:07 AM
That's a very little baby lol don't worry, the small ones are the cutest. I was only 4 pound 14 ounces. She'll double her weight in no time. Hope you're all doing well and the wifey is getting as much rest as possible. Are they keeping her for two days? I think that's standard procedure for a first time mother.

E S A D
01-04-2017, 11:42 AM
Congrats Baron

Diablo
01-04-2017, 05:05 PM
That's a very little baby lol don't worry, the small ones are the cutest. I was only 4 pound 14 ounces. She'll double her weight in no time. Hope you're all doing well and the wifey is getting as much rest as possible. Are they keeping her for two days? I think that's standard procedure for a first time mother.

Yeah hopefully Friday they'lol allow them to come home providing everything checks out

thank you, everyone!

Artifice
01-05-2017, 10:10 AM
congrats man

Giga
01-05-2017, 07:25 PM
Babies are wild! Take it in you won't get any sleep for a while fam!

PancakeBrah
01-05-2017, 10:54 PM
Thought Diablo was Pinot, not Lars.

Congrats.

Diode
01-06-2017, 11:29 PM
Thought Diablo was Pinot, not Lars.

Congrats.

I almost don't believe you.

Nigma
01-07-2017, 12:48 AM
Congrats Diablo. Google the letter the short haired chick from V for Vendetta found and read to herself in the fetal position and read it to your newborn addressed from Netcees collectively. Something like "I don't know you and I'll never meet you but I love you" or something. We love your child man.

Diode
01-07-2017, 11:01 AM
Congrats Diablo. Google the letter the short haired chick from V for Vendetta found and read to herself in the fetal position and read it to your newborn addressed from Netcees collectively. Something like "I don't know you and I'll never meet you but I love you" or something. We love your child man.

CHECK-IT-OUT!

Nigma
01-07-2017, 12:22 PM
CHECK-IT-OUT!

Whatsup @Dragus! You sly yourself any noteworthy bottles of single malt over the holidays?

uh-oh
01-07-2017, 09:14 PM
oh so this is baron? congrats BRUV

ps, you have too many aliases wtf

Diode
01-08-2017, 12:06 PM
Whatsup @Dragus! You sly yourself any noteworthy bottles of single malt over the holidays?

nothing noteworthy. i'm backlogged. in laws still got me some glenfiddich though.

i have to say i have actually enjoyed the jameson stout-barreled irish stuff.

Witty
01-08-2017, 12:09 PM
nothing noteworthy. i'm backlogged. in laws still got me some glenfiddich though.

i have to say i have actually enjoyed the jameson stout-barreled irish stuff.

Jameson my shit.

Kill Spree
01-08-2017, 12:39 PM
Yes

Diablo
01-08-2017, 12:47 PM
oh so this is baron? congrats BRUV

ps, you have too many aliases wtf

lmao they're like diff personalities and shit

each has its own

Diablo was my gun bar alias though it didn't end well

BROKE LESNAR
01-09-2017, 02:54 PM
Congratulations on the new addition to the family.

Inno
01-09-2017, 07:50 PM
Congrats Diablo

And good luck lol