i may not be nobody now but i was someone

[Elwats]

& Jim Blaze drinks pee pee

[TYSON]

Who the fuck are u?

[Elwats]

Who the fuck are u?

ain't your mother told you?

[TYSON]

Naw she left me at 2.

[Elwats]

Who the fuck are u?

Naw she left me at 2.

the bitch.

[Jim Blaze]

Truly the lowest level boarding.member of this site.

[TYSON]

I know. Now who are u?

[TYSON]

Oooooo what up tits? U taking care of my girls?

[Elwats]

Truly the lowest level boarding.member of this site.

gtfo my thread faggil, you've never wrote a quotable bar so why you here?

[Meth]

My favs that I wrote were in newb finals back in 2011 against Boredom

Wish I still had my verse :(

[PancakeBrah]

idk who this Jim Blaze faggot is but I agree w/ him

[Jim Blaze]

Please quote where sum1 quoted an elwats bar an said it was good.

Any1

[Jim Blaze]

I rest my case.

[Meth]

Take a break.

[Jim Blaze]

Adjust ur tone

[Meth]

TAKE A BREAK.

[Jim Blaze]

UNLOCK.THE BAGS ACCOUNT U FUCKCKDJSJAJKAKA

[Meth]

I did already?

Like, yesterday or sumtin.

[Jim Blaze]

It was banned again today :/

[Meth]

We hate u Jim.

[Jim Blaze]

Jim da goon.

[Meth]

Stupid Faggot

[Jim Blaze]

Lol. Cute

[Meth]

Well.

I've figured out this great feature.

I will use it often.

[Elwats]

lol at every negative comment in here, & may I add by a bunch of nobodys... I may be nobody on here atm but I've been somebody. Blaze / bags n' co will alway be nobodys. Jim Blaze everyone in this thread knows what i'd do to you, you faggil...

[Split]

w/ against me?

[Elwats]

w/ against me?

you weren't here at the time, but I'll look as faggoty as bags If I say no so yeah, be a whitewash.

[Jim Blaze]

U r delusional. Im literally the most important person on this site. U will grow weary of tryharding w/in a month never to return.

[Elwats]

U r delusional. Im literally the most important person on this site. U will grow weary of tryharding w/in a month never to return.

maybe to meth n co, but thas only cuz without your 1000 posts a day this place'd b inactive mr hermit.

[Elwats]

thats just gay mr stictly 8'' please boys

[Frank Metts]

Would I have known you ?

[Allen Knight]

He claims to be thiis known dude but wont say who lmao
But even if he does i bet no one cares or knows cuz its a rb head

[Meth]

Word.

Either say who u r.

Or don't.
And stop talking about it
Lol.

No one cares.

[Certain]

Hello, Meth. I am writing this to let you know that your discovery of this function, while initially clever, has run its course as exclusive. Thank you, and have a good day.

[Elwats]

He claims to be thiis known dude but wont say who lmao
But even if he does i bet no one cares or knows cuz its a rb head

Rb owned NC for many a year, Don't knock it. You were there too.

[Elwats]

Word.

Either say who u r.

Or don't.
And stop talking about it
Lol.

No one cares.

I'm rhymebad, you guessed it the other day ffs

[Meth]

NC has always had way more quality than RB.

Don't get activity/amount of members twisted for quality.

[Certain]

Are we talking about RapBattles.com? That site's been awful for more than a decade.

As long as I've been on these sites, RapBattles is a place where people start, then move on to better sites like RapMusic, Mr. Blunt, B-Boys, RhymeNReason, ProjectRhyme, etc.

[Meth]

The Serpent got it right.

[Allen Knight]

Rb owned NC for many a year, Don't knock it. You were there too.

Lmaooooo stop lyin nc heads went to rb an crushed shit an rb came to nc an got killed plz ur right i was around an ur lying obv ur a nobody cuz u wont say ur name or jus a herb that was hated

[Elwats]

gotta laugh at serpent.. Meth, Name one vet on here who didn't start out on RB?

[Meth]

RB's the place u went before u realized it was trash.

Then u come to NC.

[Certain]

gotta laugh at serpent.. Meth, Name one vet on here who didn't start out on RB?

Isn't that the point? They left.

[Frank Metts]

Rhymebad ..... doesn't ring a bell ...


Name someone else

[Meth]

gotta laugh at serpent.. Meth, Name one vet on here who didn't start out on RB?

Lololololooplolol

Philly, Bags, Metts bros, Hush, Strikta, Dominate, Beyond, Swerve, Snoop, Neighbor

Need I continue?

[Allen Knight]

gotta laugh at serpent.. Meth, Name one vet on here who didn't start out on RB?

Nigga almost every vet here started on other sites u tell me one vet here that started on rb? Hahaaaa

[Elwats]

Lmaooooo stop lyin nc heads went to rb an crushed shit an rb came to nc an got killed plz ur right i was around an ur lying obv ur a nobody cuz u wont say ur name or jus a herb that was hated

could give a fuck who you think I am, or what you think of me... and how many times I gotta say it, theres like 5 dope heads on here... & excusing them I'd shit on all the rest... A-K, I been here 4 days n already got 90% running scared, it's fuckin' pathetic man, it really is. And what I've dropped so far has been some rusty ass'd garbage. like I said, Pathetic... You'll learn in time to bow down to my greatness suckah.

[Split]

ITT Immaculate thinks she is good



mirin 0-0 record

[Elwats]

Nigga almost every vet here started on other sites u tell me one vet here that started on rb? Hahaaaa

me motherfucker ME!!!!

[Allen Knight]

no ones running scared cuz NO ONE good battles in the ba lmaoo we all battle in leagues an torneys so keep thinkin ppl scared cuz noone wants to battle in the ba, keep it movin ur in the race for the worst boarder an im about to chnge ur name or ban u for a month cuz ur corny threads are on my nerves

[Elwats]

no ones running scared cuz NO ONE good battles in the ba lmaoo we all battle in leagues an torneys so keep thinkin ppl scared cuz noone wants to battle in the ba, keep it movin ur in the race for the worst boarder an im about to chnge ur name or ban u for a month cuz ur corny threads are on my nerves

REALLY ARE PATHETIC, ban me punk.... wgaf?

[Meth]

So I guess I needn't continue.

[Elwats]

no ones running scared cuz NO ONE good battles in the ba lmaoo we all battle in leagues an torneys so keep thinkin ppl scared cuz noone wants to battle in the ba, keep it movin ur in the race for the worst boarder an im about to chnge ur name or ban u for a month cuz ur corny threads are on my nerves

make an exception, battle me... I lose fairly ( no dr'n ) I'll apologize for being a cocky fucker.... or ban me w/e.

[Meth]

The problem is if u lose u will say there was riders no matter what.

This happens every time.

[Allen Knight]

10 due in 30 mins , im down right now

[Frank Metts]

B boys born and raised

Beats rhyme lyfe

[Elwats]

The problem is if u lose u will say there was riders no matter what.

This happens every time.

meth I ain't some lil faggil, I'll know if I lost... don't need someone telling me so.

[Split]

make an exception, battle me... I lose fairly ( no dr'n ) I'll apologize for being a cocky fucker.... or ban me w/e.
battle takes place
immediately loses by KO
immediately claims "dr'n"
is "just over y'all simple catz heads"
becomes adhesive cancer to the site, claiming sheepvoting and torrential shitposting until early 2014 when realizing no one has or ever will give a teenth of a crystalline shit

[Allen Knight]

10 due in 30 mins , im down right now

.....

[Elwats]

30 mins, you having a giraffe? I got the bath running and munch in the oven... Just make it due asap... O'r I'll drop first w/e .. but'll be after an half hour.

[Allen Knight]

Lmaooo its 10 in 30 take it or leave it i have other shit to write for that is better than this shit

[Elwats]

I mean't I'll drop first w/e. & mrstrictly8inchplz ... GTFO

[Elwats]

Set it and drop whenever, I'll drop FIRST ..... but won't be 30, you take long as you like man.

[Allen Knight]

U want the battle 10 due in 30, im sayin this cuz 2morrow i wont give a fuck about this shit
I told u i have other shit to write for so take it or leave it

[Elwats]

I ain't go rush some verse when it's gotta take on you and an army, you fo real?

[Allen Knight]

Me an a army see no matter wat if i win ur gonna cry about d/r lmaoo nigga i have none
Stop wit the bullshit u talk shit fast but cant write fast too haha gtfo

[Certain]

You're the worst.

[Frank Metts]

Imm help you rhyme bad

Pull up in the black whip, I'm dumbing this shit
Having knight riders seeing red beams and they ain't coming from Kit
That's a bad flip, el you claiming a vet?
But I'm ghosting and you from RB sooo that's what theyll expect

[Certain]

Imm help you rhyme bad

My guess is he already does.

[Elwats]

Me an a army see no matter wat if i win ur gonna cry about d/r lmaoo nigga i have none
Stop wit the bullshit u talk shit fast but cant write fast too haha gtfo

not at all, its just 30 mins is a joke... you got all this ammo on me and all I know about you is that you a faggil... why act like you got better things to do? you'll still being trolling the discussion thread in 2 hours time ffs.

[Elwats]

My guess is he already does.

don't even go there you... who the fuck are you?



shhhhhh


It don't matter who you are.

[Allen Knight]

Lmao im not goin back a forth anymore u wanna battle 10 in 30 wtf u cant write 10 lines in a half ur actin like this is the biggest deal too u...to me its laughin at a faggot on a friday mornin, either ur down or duckin.

[Elwats]

Lmao im not goin back a forth anymore u wanna battle 10 in 30 wtf u cant write 10 lines in a half ur actin like this is the biggest deal too u...to me its laughin at a faggot on a friday mornin, either ur down or duckin.

ask me in another 30 n i'll say yes i agree.

[Allen Knight]

Now or fuck off cuz ima get off an thats it cuz i have shit that is better than this to write for

[Elwats]

I'll intice someone else into battle, bye.

[Allen Knight]

Ha thats wat i thought, bye faggot

[Split]

i need at least an hour to write a verse, not including the 15 minutes I will need of overtime

[TYSON]

30 mins, you having a giraffe? I got the bath running and munch in the oven... Just make it due asap... O'r I'll drop first w/e .. but'll be after an half hour.

Running a bath?






LMAO

[Elwats]

Running a bath?






LMAO

funny? ok then, filling a bath.... stupid yank.

[Split]

gone @ Australians not having shower technology yef

[Elwats]

gone @ Australians not having shower technology yef

eh? aussie ...

[Rawn M.D.]

U r someone

a Fuckin moron dood

stfu n leave with this look at me charade

[God Of War]

wtf,,,its friday already??????

[Elwats]

U r someone

a Fuckin moron dood

stfu n leave with this look at me charade

its workin though right, now gtfo & stay out ... u ain't worty of my time

& God Of War, I miss Rb :(

[Rawn M.D.]

Than go back n don't return 'Wanker'

[Elwats]

topical fag... go write another depressing bio, realise how shit and sad your life is, get even more depressed because you can't write at a sub par standard piece of shit that no one bar a few faggots wan't to read OM... grab a Catherine wheel thats prolly sitting spare in the garage next to your dads clapped out banger, stck it up ya backside, light it... walk to the nearest brigde ... jump off and hit the water at all of 5mph because your retarded ass glided through the air due to the mc hammer pants you be still rocking n the fact your full of hot air... survive, then do it all again tommorro.

[Elwats]

& who are you?


nvm


I don't give a shit

[Rawn M.D.]

Um that was a pretty pathetic insult if I say so myself

n that's about as much I'm going to dignify that

bc u obv have no clue who ur speaking w

[Elwats]

Rawn M.D.

Only a faggot could have a happy birthday thread made by an internet friend who he'll never meet and be truly stoked. I could see the tears in your posts lmfao... faggotry to the fullest.

[Rawn M.D.]

Tf u speaking on lmfao

[Elwats]

Um that was a pretty pathetic insult if I say so myself

n that's about as much I'm going to dignify that

bc u obv have no clue who ur speaking w

obv, it was designed to be pathetic... I had the unfortunate event where I was coaxed into reading one of your OM's... call it payback

[Elwats]

http://www.netcees.co/showthread.php?t=6362

[Rawn M.D.]

Lol I haven't even posted an om on here lmfao

keep reaching

n it's faggot like u not faggil that sht sounds like some bacterias form of locomotion

[Elwats]

true story ok ...

Bags ... your shits pretty tight man, where you from? you just do text or do you do topicals too?
me ... topicals? gtfo they for faggots who write love poems about girls who could give 2 fucks about em
Bags ... true v/ true '' don't tell anyone I do em sometimes ok ''
me ... don't worry, you being a faggot won't make me be a snitch
Bags ... thanks man your cool as fuck
me ... don't start hitting on me you fucking queer
Bags ... sorry
me ... Ok you can fk off now bye
Bags ... Leon ..... el wats .............. leowats
me... FUCK YOU WANT BUTT BOI?
Bags... just 1 minute
me .... go on
Bags ... you must check this link out I think you'll change your mind, it's lyrics are on par with elton johns
me .... but he's a faggot too you faggot
Bags .... Rawn wrote it, it's super dooper pooper scooper
me ... if I read it will you leave me alone faggot
Bags ... yes
me... fuck off then I'm on it

Love guppy

You mean all the world to me.
Without you I can't be free.
You make me pant considerably.
You're my love guppy.

You have the finest rosebud's taste.
Without you my life is waste,
I'll stick to you like Elmer's paste.
You're my love guppy.

I'd break through a citadel.
I'd fight with a raging bull,
Though winning would seem improbable.
You're my love guppy.

My love's as strong as the mid-ocean ridge.
You shine like the rainbow bridge
or like that light inside my fridge.
You're my love guppy.

For you I'd consume haggis,
or lose the joys of Bacchus,
or live in sin with Mike Dukakis.
You're my love guppy.

No time's too long for me to wait.
For you, I'd fight against Fate,
though maybe you could lose some weight,
You're my love guppy.

Without you, I'd be not whole,
I would have to sell my soul,
or gulp a quart of Tide-E-Bowl.
You're my love guppy.

My passion is always mounting.
I'm like a geyser founting.
Well, maybe not, but who's counting?
You're my love guppy.

The love that is the more intense
always has the most silence,
like quiet bursts of flatulence.
You're my love guppy.

I know that my love is true.
I know that you'll love me too,
or I'll hold my breath 'till I turn blue
You're my love guppy.

I'd not forget you if I tried.
You make me all warm inside.
My love's as pure as Naugahyde.
You're my love guppy.

Then I hear the words let slip
From betwixt impatient lips,
"I want to have a relationship.
You're my love guppy.


Pair of fag's.

[Rawn M.D.]

This is why British humor fails

bc it's not funny

[Elwats]

This is why British humor fails

bc it's not funny

top 3 best selling comedians of all time

1. Peter Kay

2 . Michael McIntyre

3. Lee Evans

All english..................... FAIL