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boof
09-03-2017, 05:59 PM
anybody have any first hand knowledge with this?

any low sperm counts? (its ok)

i havent taken a substantial smoking break in 13 years and now i'm thinkin like shit.... all my best guys are dead & gone huh.

Inno
09-03-2017, 06:39 PM
No.

I've been smoking for 15 str8.

And I got 3 so.

Finnydot
09-03-2017, 06:52 PM
Yeah, I've been smoking forever and I got an awesome little dude.

warthog.
09-03-2017, 07:27 PM
I'm sure most of these guy sare very knowledgeable about sperm.

~RustyGunZ~
09-03-2017, 09:13 PM
Have smoked for 13 years pretty consistently

Got the wife pregnant within 1 to 3 days of her going off birth control

It makes then stronger actually

Warthog Lite
09-03-2017, 11:29 PM
So who's going to have the first teenager join a site while they are still actively posting???

Serious question I mean since dudes topic as clearly been taken care of.....This is definitely possible....

Leave opinions/predictions below, change title of thread to "yes this concerns you bags" if need be...

boof
09-03-2017, 11:41 PM
i can't believe everyone's so certain that it has no effect lol i'm pretty sure it at least lower's your sperm count and it seems like it definitely has effect on function too

read some shit saying if you smoke a lot for a long time your guys just swim around in circles lmao

Warthog Lite
09-03-2017, 11:44 PM
Maybe if your already born some retarded fuck head with health problems already, doesn't REALLY effect your average male.

My topics more realistic and less gay to talk about.....

Inno
09-04-2017, 08:55 AM
i can't believe everyone's so certain that it has no effect lol i'm pretty sure it at least lower's your sperm count and it seems like it definitely has effect on function too

read some shit saying if you smoke a lot for a long time your guys just swim around in circles lmao

Maybe it does. i haven't experienced anything like that.

I've been smoking about a quarter every 2 days for the past
15 years str8. I've maybe taking two weeks off the entire 15.

Tbh I find alcohol to be more problematic in the junk area lol.

But unless u plan on having kids. Who cares?

You want better blood flow for you peen. Exercise bruh

sral
09-05-2017, 07:28 AM
So who's going to have the first teenager join a site while they are still actively posting???

Serious question I mean since dudes topic as clearly been taken care of.....This is definitely possible....

Leave opinions/predictions below, change title of thread to "yes this concerns you bags" if need be...

lmao this guy just doesnt give up, does he?

he's contributing to every single discussion on here, yet at the same time not contributing to a single thing

the tryhard failure is almost poetic

sral
09-05-2017, 07:28 AM
Tbh I find alcohol to be more problematic in the junk area lol.

MMLP

Warthog Lite
09-05-2017, 08:33 PM
lmao this guy just doesnt give up, does he?

he's contributing to every single discussion on here, yet at the same time not contributing to a single thing

the tryhard failure is almost poetic


Hi Lars haven't fucked with you in a couple of days, sup bitch? Mad that I didn't put you in my movie thread... sorry all the spots for fifty shades of grey were taken. Consult your agent for more spots....I think they are casting for a movie about a poor lifeless freak of nature, that's a good fit for you.

This little bitch acts like he contributes anything himself.... get real faggot

Pakistani Hand Cannon
09-10-2017, 01:54 AM
i can't believe everyone's so certain that it has no effect lol i'm pretty sure it at least lower's your sperm count and it seems like it definitely has effect on function too

read some shit saying if you smoke a lot for a long time your guys just swim around in circles lmao

you asked for first hand knowledge...nigga gave it to you...yet you cant believe niggas is so certain...& you're "pretty sure" & "it seems like"...."it definitely" fucks with function...

nigga you the one runnin around in circles with yourself lol

Witty
09-10-2017, 10:34 AM
I used to smoke every day and managed to have a child while doing so. I haven't smoked much since the child was born and I haven't had a second child since I stopped which clearly indicates marijuana, contrary to popular belief, makes sperm stronger. Also, marijuana is getting stronger, which leads me to the conclusion that in 50 years, smokers of marijuana will not need to impregnate a female, they will simply ejaculate a baby out their dick.

Science.

Amen
09-10-2017, 11:32 AM
If it's meant to be, it will be.

They say a fucking drink which most people consume daily lowers sperm count as well. That Mountain Dew shit, lol...

If your wang is big and you shoot inside the twat - she's getting pregnant. End of story.

If you trying to have a baby and its not happening - it's probably because yoru trying to hard. I know a few couples going to fertility therapist and all this other shit - struggling to have a kid. I told the dude to stop going to that shit and just fuck his wife - if it's meant to be it will happen... Guess - what? She is finally pregnant.

If it's scientifically proven it lowers sperm count, who gives a shit? DO you know how many little sperms are in 1 load? That shit could lover my sperm count 99% and I'd still impregnate a bitch... All my kids were conceived on pre-cum LOLOL... And I have 3 boys, 13, 8 and soon to be 8 months old.

Inno
09-10-2017, 12:22 PM
You fucks are stupid

Boof has no sperm cuz he's vegan.

Fact.

Lotto Smirk
09-10-2017, 01:32 PM
I used to smoke every day and managed to have a child while doing so. I haven't smoked much since the child was born and I haven't had a second child since I stopped which clearly indicates marijuana, contrary to popular belief, makes sperm stronger. Also, marijuana is getting stronger, which leads me to the conclusion that in 50 years, smokers of marijuana will not need to impregnate a female, they will simply ejaculate a baby out their dick.

Science.

You sir are one of the reasons I returned lmfao

boof
09-10-2017, 02:41 PM
i have no idea if my sperm counts low i was just a little concerned

you've all birthed incredible specimen, i obviously have nothing to fear

The Dead Poet
09-10-2017, 10:11 PM
in the last year me and my girl have had to have more than one abortion. Make the connection.

Inno
09-10-2017, 10:55 PM
Lol godam bro. Your army of babies waits for you on the other side

Eŋg
09-11-2017, 06:35 AM
i been vaping bud regularly last few months, not smoking, and i been shooting like a motherfucking cannon, bro.

it might be because i didn't get laid for two months and i'm on that nofap, and idk fertility because my woman is on the coil but yea, marijuana isn't hurting a thing.

sral
09-11-2017, 07:50 AM
way gone @ shooting like a cannon ahahahahahhaa

uh-oh
09-11-2017, 12:42 PM
I knew i got old when i wait a couple days to wack off so i produce a bigger more fulfilling load

No homo.

Inno
09-11-2017, 06:11 PM
There you have it boof

Stop jerking off and eat some godam meat and you will be shooting babies out
Like a cannon

Fart
09-12-2017, 01:18 AM
Wthread

boof
09-12-2017, 09:02 PM
lmao this was just precautionary not in hindsight

Geno
09-13-2017, 01:27 PM
I had a dope little baby once.
It smoked weed in garcia vega blunts